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Mad Raspberry Pi boffins ripped out its BRAINS and SHRANK them for your pleasure

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Re: Of all the things Rpi needed

If you have a Rpi sitting on a shelf gathering dust then please send it to me as I can make really good use of it. I'll pay postage etc.

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Amazon stuffs games into Fire TV box: Soz, rivals... WE don't need to make cash on hardware

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Re: Amazon doesn't need to make cash on hardware?

Because it costs money to build

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Page through Page's page page-views: Google+ shows how many saw your profile

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Google+ is that still going - how quaint

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El Reg BuzzFelch: 10 Electrical Connectors You CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!

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Pint

Brilliant

Lester you are a genius.

"Hot couplings to rock your world" - I can't wait to see how many hits you get from Google searches

Have one on me.

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Fisher-Price in hot seat: iPad bouncy chair lets APPLE BABYSIT tots – parents

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Re: It's not that they did it that bugs me...

Also the use of "grown ups" by adults

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Ghosts of Christmas Past: Ten tech treats from yesteryear

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Re: memories

I'm holding a fx-450 which I bought when working for Crosfield in the 80's. We used PDP's and it was great for octal to hex/dec conversions. Still got it today and it works just as it used to. The fx-451 was a slightly updated version.

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HUMANITY STUNNED - Apple Retina iPad Mini arrives. A solemn moment

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I'm waiting for the same but with fingerprint reader

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Need an internet antidote? Try magic mushrooms

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Re: Bigger risk than you think

Not wanting to criticise but your experience of the NHS 30 or so years ago may have little bearing on what they would do today.

Mind you given NHS funding at the moment, maybe it would be worse.

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I agree about Roger Philips book, it's definitely the best. It is quite big though and too big to be be used as a field guide. I've found the MacDonald Encyclopedia of Mushrooms and Toadstools a handy field guide. I don't think it's still in print (pub 1985) but it is available secondhand at Amazon. It has a half page per mushroom and contains "real" photographs rather than illustrations. It also states edibility and has a handy identification key at the front.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Macdonald-Encyclopaedia-Mushrooms-Toadstools-encyclopedias/dp/0356079139/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1383303370&sr=8-3&keywords=macdonald+encyclopedia

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Fed up with Windows? Linux too easy? Get weird, go ALTERNATIVE

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Pint

Well Done

I'm not a "softy" more hardware/comms and found the article very informative. Keep up the good work and have a Friday pint on me.

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Post-PC world? POST-MAC WORLD more like

Slartybardfast

Re: New Mac Pro

The New Mac Pro - The Dyson of computers

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USB 3.1 demo shows new spec well on its way towards 1.2GB/sec goal

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Re: if there were ever a cabling construct that was the work of the Evil One, it was SCSI.

It was a bit of a pain but given the alternatives it was wonderful at the time. I'm taking about the original parallel version here not the the much later serial/fibre reboots.

I helped design an image store running on a DEC 11/73 and I had six 850mb 8in Winchester drives sitting in an adjacent cabinet to the CPU. SCSI was our saviour, one cable to connect them all together and back to the main unit. It worked very well and considering the alternative interfaces available it was very neat. It was also easy to diagnose any problems using a logic analyser.

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Knock, knock. Hello, delivery person: I am this building's SKYPE OVERLORD

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Hang On

So they expect a delivery driver to wait around whilst you fish out your phone/tablet from it's hiding place (bag) and answer the Skype call? Around here you have to answer the door within 5 seconds or they're off. Sometimes they're off without even ringing the bell. It's a nice idea in a perfect world but not in mine I'm afraid.

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Bin half-baked Raspberry Pi hubs, says Pimoroni: Try our upper-crust kit

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Pint

Hmmm

I like it, it's a really good idea. Nice design for the kids, bright and fun and that's where to be honest it becomes a slight problem for me. I love the fact that it's "proper" USB and that you can power a Pi from it so negating the need of buying a separate PSU for it.

Personally I'm not a great fan of USB hubs (or almost any device) that has cables spewing out of it at all angles. My latent OCD kicks in when it comes to cable management I'm afraid, I like to see cables all heading in roughly the same direction. It would be great to see a second version of this cased in a normal rectangular type box that would be easy to mount alongside (or on top of) a normally cased Pi. Yes I know that due to PCB/tooling costs this is very unlikely to happen and it is a fairly minor gripe.

Anyway it should look great on a desk in a computer lab in a school, which I guess is it's primary target. So good luck to them and I hope they sell shed loads

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'WTF! MORONS!' Yahoo! Groups! redesign! traumatises! users!

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Pint

Re: It's perfect

@Thomas 4

Good for you +5 internets and a pint.

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FAIL

Re: It's perfect

"A vile unfriendly interface for vile unfriendly users"

Oh! Thanks for that.

Our local Freegle/Freecycle runs on Yahoo groups. I thought that I was a fairly normal bloke and quite friendly but obviously not.

So I'm tempted to live up to the sweeping stereotype you espouse and tell you where you can stick it. However, I'm far too polite and friendly

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Bitcoin laws are coming: US Senate launches virty currency probe

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Re: US Govt is thinking about using bitcoins?

"Speaking of which, it was 42 years ago today that the USD, and by extension, all currencies, went from having real value, to just being worthless scraps of paper (or cotton, or electrons like bitcoins"

The UK left the gold standard in 1931 as did the Scandinavian countries

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Prankster 'Superhero' takes on robot traffic warden AND WINS

Slartybardfast

Re: @AC Appeals process a sham, sherlock

I think you need to be a little wary when having these "debts" sold to a debt recovery company as I believe that they can register this with the various credit reference agencies. It's ok at the time but may come back to bit you when you least expect it.

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Don't use Google+? Tough, Google Glass will inject it INTO YOUR EYES

Slartybardfast

Re: Move with the times

I still think a baseball cap is naff and bizarre, -10 Internets for wearing one, -10000 internets for wearing one backwards

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Review: Nokia Lumia 520

Slartybardfast

Re: Nice Phone

"Shame about the OS"

Why?

If this phone was running either Android or IOS it would be pants. If it was running Android the battery life would be awful & if running IOS6+ its performance would probably be crap (like it is when running on some of the earlier iPhones). Hate to say it but WP8 like WP7.8 does appear to be slicker and and better suited to less powerful phones than either of the two other choices. So why the hate? It's a phone, get over it.

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Google Street View releases devastated Fukushima town tour

Slartybardfast

It's not completely deserted, for instance the traffic lights are still working and in the view below,

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=%E6%97%A5%E6%9C%AC,+%E7%A6%8F%E5%B3%B6%E7%9C%8C%E5%8F%8C%E8%91%89%E9%83%A1%E6%B5%AA%E6%B1%9F%E7%94%BA&hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=37.494473,140.994029&spn=0.024005,0.05034&sll=37.760834,140.474728&sspn=0.635121,1.234589&geocode=FTofPAIdzn9nCA&hnear=Namie,+Futaba+District,+Fukushima+Prefecture,+Japan&t=m&layer=c&cbll=37.494369,140.994054&panoid=rDcKDfKCUihVyNzK4l-pqQ&cbp=12,352.79,,1,1.78&z=15

You can see a car coming in the opposite direction. You can see the driver and their passenger.

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Sprint, Softbank to swear off Huawei kit as condition of merger

Slartybardfast
FAIL

Oh Please

Yep, don't use Windows good idea.

Whilst were at it best not use Google or Apple products as they may have back doors in them.

And not to forget any closed *Nix distros.

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Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan

Slartybardfast

On The Beach

Is it Sci Fi? Not really sure, but luckily still set in a future that hasn't happened (yet).

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BT's shock new wheeze: Make phone calls from smartphones

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Re: Is it that hard to grasp?

I've just set it up on my iPod Touch. You do need access to a mobile phone as during setup it txt's a PIN to a mobile number. The mobile number is then shown is in CLI when making outbound calls. However, once set you don't need the mobile to make calls. It works fine on iPod and will be so useful when I'm away from home.

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MONSTER QUASAR BLAST blows stunned astro boffins' WIGS OFF

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Mushroom

Obi-Wan

" I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened"

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Miniature Baumgartner jumps from 128,000ft

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Happy

Absolutely Brilliant

See above

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Apple's brilliant plan to fix iOS Maps: Get YOU to do it

Slartybardfast

Re: iOS 6 Maps - Cloud Based Satellite Imagery

Singing,

Always look on the bright side of maps

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DAB dad Pure deploys DVR

Slartybardfast
WTF?

Re: Could be good

" Pure have a good track record of understanding issues and making new firmware available"

You are joking aren't you? It took nearly two years after release that "The Bug" DAB radio finally got an update allowing the EPG to work properly and enabling timed recording from the EPG. Although that was a feature "on the box". They even released a "fix" at one point that buggered up the EPG completely. You only have to look at the past DAB/Pure forums to see what people thought of them.

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Super-critical Java zero-day exploits TWO bugs

Slartybardfast

Bye Bye Java

I'm really not sure when I last visited a site that used Java. So I've just uninstalled Java completely and I'll find out if any sites I frequently visit require it. If they do I'll think about re-installing it, but hopefully I've just had my last dealings with it.

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Russia slashes space station ship trip to just six hours

Slartybardfast
Joke

I know why

They've started using Nav Sat

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The Dragon 32 is 30

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Radio Amatuer Use

I bought a second hand one very cheaply to run one of the best RTTY programs available at the time. I took the innards out, lined the case with tin foil and earthed it. After putting the boards back it made a wonderful RTTY machine which generated very little RFI. It was in use for quite a few years until finally dying sometime in the early 90's.

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10m years ago there was less CO2 - but the Earth was WARMER

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Happy

Re: @Slartybardfast

And thanks for the link, I tried looking at the "about us" links but didn't try the privacy one. You live and learn.

And you could have just told me where to find it without the passive aggressive stance but then you probably wouldn't have hidden behind an AC

And I really seem to have gotten under your skin haven't I?

In the words of Michael Winner "Calm Down Dear"

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Slartybardfast

Re: It makes me laugh...

You seem to be equating those who question Lewis with those who believe utterly that AGW is taking place. Well that maybe the case for some. However, I cannot make huge generalising statements as you are as I personally don't know anyone who comments on here. I do however think that one person hijacking a IT blog to blindly push their own agenda isn't necessarily a good thing. This occurrence is a quite recent one and one you seem to relish. You are welcome to voice you views on the comments section as am I but I think that tone of the blog has changed recently. All media tends to reflect the views of its editor and it shows maturity when an editor publishes views opposite to their own, or avoids the use of their power to further their own ends. Unfortunately we do not get this here, so it tends to rile the commentators enough SO they GET all SHOUTY.

There are plenty of sources on the web for this type of posting and vociferous arguments abound on most of them. I personally would rather not see El Reg hijacked one way or another, I like it as an IT Blog, although, sadly, I seem to be in a minority.

I am not asking for Lewis' head, I do not want him sacked, moved on, rolled over by a steam roller, pushed out of a window or even smacked with a wooden ruler (OK maybe the last one).

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Stop

ElReg

I understand from comments in the past that Lewis is editor these days, but who actually owns El Reg? Who pays the wages and online costs?

This "IT Blog" really seems to have gone tits up recently.

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1930s photos show Greenland glaciers retreating faster than today

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Richard Branson gets nod to strap rocket on SpaceShipTwo

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Lovelock

I heard him recently on radio 4, he believes that it's now probably too late to stop catastrophic anthropogenic climate change. So I suppose he's going to make hay whilst the sun shines.

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Wags unroll Twitter toilet paper

Slartybardfast

Ha

At last a use for Stephen Fry's Twitter feed.

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Renault Mégane 265 Trophy 2.0 turbo

Slartybardfast
Happy

Re: Ford Transit

But what a woman!

Hubba Hubba...

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Climate scientist admits lying to obtain 'Denialgate' docs

Slartybardfast
Unhappy

Balance?

I realise El Reg is a blog and isn't known for balance but I believe that there ought to be a writer on The register who balances Lewis's views.

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2020: A Press Odyssey – reporter licensing explained

Slartybardfast

What paper does Andrew read?

"So was the rubbishy newspaper that printed the untrue story about the other rubbishy newspaper the first to need a permit?"

So what paper does Andrew read?

I guess it's not The Guardian then. The Telegraph or more likely The Sun I think, or even more likely none at all.

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Parliament ponders £400,000 iPads-for-MPs plan

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Unhappy

Training etc

1. So the £430,000 cost includes training and insurance does it?

2. How about auditing and accountability?

3. Have you seen how many computers and phones they loose.

4. How about security of communications. Fine for reading web pages but I bet they will be using them to send emails etc.

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Hackers may be able to 'outwit' online banking security devices

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True

Steve Gibson on the Security Now podcast spoke bout this type of attack quite some time ago. It's particularly bad if someone manages to combine it with DNS spoofing. If that happens it looks like you are really connected to your bank rather than a dodgy third party site.

It is true however that the "something you have" authentication method is far superior to having just a password.

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Texts

Some US banks send you a text when you try to log in. The texted number is valid for 15 mins and is then used as your second factor. This of course only works when you have a mobile and have coverage.

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Brit pair deported from US for 'destroy America' tweet

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The Sun

This is on The Sun's website. The comments make for interesting reading, overwhelmingly they think that the US has got it right and we should follow their lead. Comments about "keeping out illegals" appear to outweigh the rest by a fairly wide margin.

I would like to add that I was taken to their site by via a tweet and I'm not a normal reader or their brand of right wing crap.

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Satnav mishap misery cure promised at confab

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Commercial Sat Nav

I've had some dealings n this area and specialist mapping foe trucks etc is certainly available. These have a database of all height, width and tonnage restrictions and also often come with a service contract to update the database. The problem is that your standard Lithuanian haulage firm/driver cannot afford them or just can't be arsed to get them. They buy the standard version instead that are aimed at car drivers and blithely follow them. Many truck drivers cannot speak or read english, therefore putting signs up saying "LOW BRIDGE, DO NOT USE SAT NAV" have no effect whatsoever on these drivers.

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Clegg orders fresh review of UK extradition treaty

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Trollface

TROLL

I guess that this is from one of our American "friends" who lives under a bridge and eats goats and children as they try to cross.

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