196 posts • joined 17 Apr 2008
I think Hasbro should make an online version of Candy Land
and then sue Candy Crush Saga's developmers for trademark infringement. Their rights go all the way back to 1945....
Hypocrisy at its finest
First the "Pawn Stars" (cute name, right) fire Olivia Black because, gasp, she made some money earlier on a soft-pawn, er, soft-porn site... and now they're pimping for Microsoft.
This show shouldn't be ON the History Channel... it should BE history.
We -know- what drives new tech...
So it's obvious that the first company to go after the customized teledildonics market will be the winner.
And then there's Yahoo!Groups
For some strange region, they added a /neo to the URL, breaking many user shortcuts. As a list adminstrator, I've had to reassure group members and change the URL on our other social media outlets.
Personally, the new management strategy looks like this to me:
1. Get job to 'save' Yahoo! Don't forget the golden parachute.
2. Move everyone to the office so that they get commuting stress, decreasing productivity.
3. Change red to purple.
4. Annoy mail users into leaving Yahoo!
5. Annoy group users into leaving Yahoo!
6. Drive company bankrupt taking parachutes with them and leaving employees used to commuting which they'll need to do in their new jobs, should they be able to find one. If stockholder suits emerge, blame employees for anything that went wrong (that is, the successful implementation of the management plan.)
I don't see the happy ending of Mel Brooks' "The Producers" coming out here...
Reminds me of an oldie but goodie from the dead tree era...
"I know some people feel that marriage as an institution is dying out, but I disagree and the point was driven home to me rather forcefully not long ago by a letter I received which said: 'Darling, I love you and I cannot live without you. Marry me, or I will kill myself.' Well, I was a little disturbed at that until I took another look at the envelope and saw that it was addressed to 'Occupant.' " - Tom Lehrer
Considering that bad management put them where they are today...
The logo should reflect management's response to Yahoo!s problem: a telecommuter run over in a traffic jam.
Re: No it doesn't
An AC writes: "the kind of prople who use the word "Leverage" as a verb."
You mean the kind of "prople" who write the Oxford English Dictionary? The OED has both noun and verb forms for "leverage".
Re: How scary
And if you believe that rape statistic from India, I have a bridge to sell you in NYC. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.
Re: How scary
A billion plus people who live in a country where the judiciary routinely takes 15 to 20 years to process a civil lawsuit. It's not xenophobic, it's practical. Well done sir, you are a shining light to ignoranumi everywhere.
This may be an interesting case of first US impression
"New York, Washington DC and California are all planning laws to ban the gun's manufacture."
Is a 3D printer really a "printer", or a mini-factory? If it is a printer, banning any use of the printer to 3D print anything could be construed as a violation of the US First Amendment relating to freedom of the press.
This could be fun...
Re: I'm obviously not a real ST fan...
Actually, TNG is closer to what Roddenberry's vision was than TOS was. He just didn't have the budget in TOS. One thing that Roddenberry sometimes referred to was that Star Trek was "Hornblower in Space"... and if you're at all familiar with C.S. Forester's Horatio Hornblower books, you'll see that Captain Picard is much closer to Hornblower in mannerisms than Captain Kirk ever was.
Re: YOU try it !
You missed a few things:
1. the TNG series which you describe as "bland" ran SEVEN seasons.
2. DS9 ran SEVEN seasons.
3. Voyager ran SEVEN seasons.
4. Enterprise only ran four seasons, admittedly, but they were stuck between the rock and hard place of modern technology vs. a TOS library computer system that runs slower than Google.
Takei has *four million fans* on facebook; I'd think an Excelsior series with Captain Sulu would do much better than the JJ Abrams vision.
"ST doesn't do well internationally"????? Even in the lifetime of TOS, it was taken (illegally) and dubbed in Vietnamese and shown by the *North* Vietnamese government on state TV!
Let's suppose you do some research instead of supposing a James Bond movie.
JJ Abrams and his crew - fanbois? Gotta be kidding!
The two JJ Abrams films seem to be based on the following premise:
"Terran system - the final frontier.
These are the orbits of the Starship Enterprise
Its continuing mission:
To stick as close to Earth as possible
To kill new life and protect old civilizations
To timidly avoid where no one has gone before!"
If Roddenberry hadn't been cremated, he'd be rolling in his grave...
$cientology did manage...
to wipe out what was long the most famous anonymous remailer on the net, anon.penet.fi .
Don't discount their net-savvy. They were on top of things before the web existed.
Re: Pardon me
The most famous example of a US pardon without any prosecution is the pardon of Richard Nixon by Gerald R. Ford. It can be seen at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qC2b6ibOK0 .
In their rush to make more money...
they killed the goose that laid the golden eggs. Slower servers caused by too many interstitials - themselves annoying - turned a *game* into a *job from hell*. They got greedy and destroyed themselves in the process. Maybe they should ask for a bailout like US bankers- they used essentially the same process.
Lakehurst is waiting...
The hangars - and railroad tracks to offload freight - are still maintained at the former Lakehurst Naval Air Station, now Joint Base MDL, in New Jersey...
Re: More than a B5 Ripoff
One thing DS9 was not was "politically neutral". The station was embroiled in more political and politico-religious themes than all other ST TV series combined. A shaky alliance between the Federation and Bajor; Bajor nearly joining the Federation - and then not; the Circle; Kira's continual fights with the Provisional Government; the attempt at a religious takeover of the Bajoran Government; Bajor's temporary alliance with the Dominion, a terrorist bombing of a school on the station, assassinations - attempted and successful ; and even Kira's acceptance of a Starfleet commission as a Commander all have complex political overtones. With JMS' ideas about a station being "politically neutral", that's the whole difference right there. Most good science-fiction is political commentary in disguise - sometimes not so disguised; two TOS situations that stand out are the somewhat ridiculous episode "The Omega Glory", and Kirk's conversation with Scotty in "A Private Little War":
"Spock, ask Scotty how long it would take him to reproduce a hundred flintlocks."
"A hundred what?"
"A hundred ... serpents. Serpents for the Garden of Eden."
How to make finding the data more easy
If IBM fails to produce the data, issue a contempt arrest warrant for IBM Chairman/President/CEO Virginia M. Rometty. This really works.
In the US, child support payments are mostly taken out by wage garnishment. They are due periodically based on the order (usually weekly), except that if the person is paid on a different schedule, a company can wait for that. So if an employee is paid monthly, the company can send the money in monthly, not weekly.
Back before the dissolution of the Bell System, Bell Labs professional staff was paid monthly, while its non-professional staff - such as janitors - were paid bi-weekly. AT&T kept insisting that they could only pay everything monthly and that it would be impossible to obey the law to garnish the non-professional staff bi-weekly... until one collections department (at the time, usually collected by the county where the case was heard) had enough. AT&T was informed that if the money due was not paid immediately, and was not paid on the legal schedule after that, a warrant would issue in three days at 12 noon for the then AT&T president.
3 lawyers showed up at the county collections window at 11 AM with the money and signed assurances that AT&T would obey the law, which they did henceforth.
People like the one at http://www.ibm.com/ibm/ginni/ simply think that orange isn't their color, and will do anything to prevent that...
On the slight chance that someone from Anon is bothering to follow this
When you use a text-to-speech program, sometimes you need to deliberately misspell words so that they are pronounced correctly.
Take "defaming", for instance, which text-to-speech often (and in the video) renders as "defamming".
Use "defaiming" instead, and you're likely to get a better result.
There shouldn't be "proper channels" as regards the Interwebs, Ian - that's what that ITU thing was all about LAST week.
As for the posting of personal information, there is a proper way at least in the US: post it. It was approved by the US Federal Courts previously in posting the names and addresses of physicians who perform abortions, on a site called "The Nuremberg Files." See http://www.stanford.edu/class/cs181/handouts/14-NurembergFiles.pdf . Anonymous has no less rights than the WBC.
If the WBC has the right to form a group to attack funerals, anyone else has a right to form a group to permanently defend those funerals. Sauce for the goose, eh?
It's economic warfare by Ireland, the Netherlands, and Bermuda against US and UK...
So counter it with real warfare. Since there's probably more Irish in the US than Ireland, the US can conquer Ireland, and the UK can take the Netherlands and Bermuda.
Schmidt thinks offshore tax havens are capitalism. How can he possibly object to the response of nations protecting their wealth by hostile takeovers of those havens?
This will improve all government and business in the UK...
At least what's said about it on the Internet - because any negative remarks would be taken down on request of the butt-hurt party.
@Refrigerated: Re: @Nicho: Bullshit
"why not keep marrying your cousins?"
When you have to resort to ad hominems, most people on the 'net know you have no argument at all. Give it up already.
@Refrigerated: Ever hear of loopholes?
I'm tangentially associated with a project (tangentially because in testing I found so many errors in three days that my employer switched me to other projects) which was outsourced to a company of four people - which hires H1-B employees from India knowing nothing of the processes to conduct the JADs, JSDs, PM work, and programming... which resulted in a "modern Java server-based system" operating not as well as the "clunky Bull mainframe COBOL system" it replaced. Although I've not seen the code, I suspect they managed to write Java spaghetti code, because they get all the maintenance contracts (no one else can figure out their code.)
Oh, and on salary: the work is being done in NJ, for the state government of NJ. However, the company is incorporated in WV, and the loophole is that prevailing wage can be the state of incorporation - much lower in WV than in NJ, which is the only way this company can be 'competitive' bringing in workers under H1-B.
The reason people can't be found in NJ? New Jerseyans can't SURVIVE on West Virginia wages. The cost of living is too high in NJ for WV wages.
I don't know about Blighty, but here in the colonies...
In the US, there's a law that declares emails older than 180 days to be "abandoned" - which means law enforcement can access them without a signed warrant on probable cause.
Using GMail as a storage service exposes your documents to unwarranted seizure. Storage services like Dropbox still can't be legally accessed by law enforcement without a warrant.
I think they need to get out of the ivory tower...
Take US 206 south to I-295 south, take that over to I-195 East, then take NJ State Hwy 138 over to NJ State Hwy 35, take a turn into Belmar, NJ, and view the scenic destruction.
Then they can come up with an explanation for it that fits reality into their theories.
A lot of screwy-looking boxes.
I think it's called Windows 8 now.
They condemned it...
But didn't actually *deny* it.
Re: I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but...
MIAA? What's that?
Do you mean RIAA, or MPAA? How much research did you put into your opinion when you can't even get the abbreviations correct?
Actually, Left and Right came - not from the British Parliament - but from the seating of the National Assembly in the First French Republic (1789 until Napoleon declared himself Emperor.) They really don't have application outside of a small period of French history. But it's easy for people to be lazy.
Are you an American, perlcat? If not, you can be forgiven for being ignorant of the Republican-supported US Supreme Court decision in the Citizens United case. If so... you're just a hypocrite.
If there were a similar page about guys...
I wonder what the video ratings would be for what can be seen of HRH Henry Charles Albert David?
Heat, by Arthur Herzog ( ISBN-13: 978-0595271498, check your favorite online book seller.)
like "military intelligence" or "jumbo shrimp"?
The reason I like Dropbox is that it's *fairly* reliable, with a copy in the cloud - and a copy on the hard drive in my netbook, a copy on the hard drive in my tower, and a copy in the RAM in my iPad.
But it's not nearly the size and cost to hold everything. Check the throttling on Carbonite - and the real cost - before announcing the cloud has come to destroy HDD makers.
Re: Best outcome. @Doug10
Exactly. There's no reason the Swedish delegation couldn't request Ecuador to allow the Swedish legal attache to visit the Ecuadorian Embassy to ask questions. There was no reason for extradition.... unless the US has promised some favorable credits, trade allowances, military equipment, whatever, to Sweden to extradite for *questioning* and then flip him to the US.
Re: And aren't you a good soldier
Actually he's a lousy soldier, assuming he is one. The US PR campaign about the US military is completely unlike what he posted. If the US managed to get the UK to get el Reg to cough up his real identity, and he was a soldier, I wouldn't be surprised to see him facing a court for conduct unbecoming.
a lot of people would start referring to the UK Head of State as Ayatollah Elizabeth.
József Cardinal Mindszenty had to hole up in a US Embassy for 15 years. Wonder if the UK will make Assange wait that long. Maybe after a year or two Assange will get really mad and the Ecuadorian government will be smart enough to make him a citizen of Ecuador and have him research methods of cyberware for them against certain other nations...
Re: ASA is NOT Right JP19!
Carbonite offers a full backup service. I paid for a year even ahead of time it sounded so good (luckily they honored their money-back guarantee.) I had 400 GB to backup. The initial backup, at the throttle rate, would have taken about sixty days to upload (this was after two days at the full speed my enhanced ISP account offers.)
If it's a backup service, and it throttles, and it says it's unlimited... it's not. 400 GB isn't a lot these days with 1TB + drives being sold to consumers.
Doing TWO things is not recommended for HP?
News flash: HP designs many Medicaid (a US version of NHS for those on the dole) systems. They have a whole division just to do that.
At least desktops, laptops, and printers are all products you can get at your local computer store.
See https://www.google.com/search?q=hp+medicaid for all the medical insurance design pies HP has its fingers into.
Given the shootings in Colorado...
Don't be surprised to see TSA-like searches at American movie theatres, followed - at least in Oregon - by naked moviegoers.
I've got another term for them to ban
Because it was about as effective as this court ruling will be.
If B&N doesn't have an iPad app for Nook... then what is this B&N Nook app I've had on my iPad for a couple of years now?
Re: Prior art?
Anyone who's used an iPad knows it's prior art - it's the pattern tag in text entry HTML, which implements a dynamic keyboard (in iPad's case, used for changing the keyboard around for web and email addresses.)
Don't senseless acts indicate mental problems?
"Although defence lawyers tried to bargain that the engineer, who was sacked in September 2010 after just a year in the job, had mental problems, the district judge disagreed, labelling Tan’s crimes 'senseless acts'."
Does the district judge think that mentally normal people would cut 617 cables as 'senseless acts'?
Re: "Buy a new one"? Not really.
When the best thing that Apple can do for defenders are anonymous, it raises questions as to who's behind the mask: like maybe an Apple employee?
Re: So what are the universities and colleges teaching these days?
What universities and colleges teach is not necessarily relative.
What they teach is what they can get most cheaply, preferably for free. This is what made UNIX preferred in colleges and universities and many workplaces when the Bell System still existed, and pursuant to the US Telecommunications Act of 1934, Bell Telephone Laboratories had to give away - for free - all inventions (including software) which were not intended by the recipient to be used to compete with Western Electric or a Bell Operating Company.
Likewise - although not compelled by law - Sun gave away Java (and went broke in the process.) The only way Java will even -survive- is if Oracle realizes that other free or inexpensive languages will take Java's place in colleges and universities if Oracle starts charging hefty fees for Java.
Stretch your imagination
It will be a boon for criminals who wish to eliminate witnesses to a crime. Think of it, being able to kill witnesses from 2km / 1.25 mi away. This will *make* assassinations of witnesses to crime an every-day criminal type of event.
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