* Posts by Alexis Vallance

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Mac users urged to ditch Safari

Alexis Vallance

Maybe

"It's good to see techies being arrogant and condescending to users who might not understand the intricacies of DNS, the HTTP protocol, HTML email, and how web browsers work"

You've got a point there to be fair.

But not everything has to be dumbed down to the lowest common denominator. That's what pushed me away from IE (and eventually Windows) - the constant nannying.

"Look at me - I've got rid of a pop up for you"

"Look! Look! I've found a nasty phishing site"

"Look dad! Windows Defender (registered trade mark) has saved the day!"

Aargh!

Alexis Vallance

No nagging

Isn't that one of the plus points of Safari though? No nagging pop-up boxes.

No anti-phishing toolbars sounds pretty good to me.

If you're the kind of person who relies on a pop up to tell you that the link you've clicked on in your email might not be your proper banking site, perhaps you shouldn't be on the internet in the first place?

Jobs in 'Apple not perfect' shock

Alexis Vallance

Oh dear

At least they admit MobileMe has been crap.

MS still think Vista is the bees knees!!

US woman celebrates cloning of 'precious Booger'

Alexis Vallance

What's the point

It seems a bit pointless to me. Sure the dog will look the same, but the original dog isn't in there!

Analysts slam iPhone security and battery life

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Slinky

It sure is nice to use though :-)

Rumour of redesigned iPhone

Alexis Vallance
Happy

C'mon - it is a large and heavy phone

Well, I own a Touch and that's too big for your pocket. Thin, yes, but its length is awkward.

The iPhone is much thicker and weighs a whole lot more.

Smartphones by their nature are going to be a bit bigger - fine.

But for us who want a more consumer based phone, size is a factor. The first thing I thought when I held the iPhone was "I wouldn't like to carry this around in my pocket all day".

The market is full of handsets which are much lighter and smaller. All I'm saying is that an iPhone Nano would be an advantage to those of us who want a more compact device.

The Nano concept exists because it's what consumers want.. Otherwise, they'd be no iPod Shuffle or iPod Nano.

Alexis Vallance

Makes sense

Strange why people are dismissive of this.

Plenty of things stop people buying the iPhone:

• People who own the iPod Touch. Every Touch sale is a potentially a lost phone sale.

• The fact it's the size of a brick and weighs a ton. Not good in the pocket.

• It's on contract.

The holiday season kicks off in early autumn. They need to announce something because everybody bought their iPod Nanos and Touches last year.

Old ships' logs show temporary global warming in 1730s

Alexis Vallance
Paris Hilton

Global war.. - opps 'Climate Change'

We're spending so much time and effort doing research into all this when we could all be happy and doing nothing!

CO2 baby!!

Apple DNS patch doesn't patch Mac clients

Alexis Vallance
Pirate

'Sean'. Yawn.

"Anyone stupid enough to pay good money for a crappy proprietary GNU/Linux clone deserves everything they get. Apple only exist because tasteless fools think 70's futuristic is a neato look."

Sounds like you spend your life looking for Apple stories on here just to troll. Get a life - nobody cares what you think, even less so when you don't even back up your stupid comments.

EA preps video game PCs

Alexis Vallance
Stop

GPUs are the problem

The most confusion comes from the graphics card.

They're given such absurd names, usually just consisting of a 4 digit number, that the average Joe doesn't know what's what and wonders why Crysis won't run well on his ATI Radeon 2400HD.

EA would be better working with ATI and Nvidia and sorting out a joint marketing approach which would benefit them all - and us.

Jeremy Clarkson tilts at windmills

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Speed

Some reasoned comments from Moz.

I can't say I agree with some of them though. Speed doesn't kill - speedING in an inappropriate situation can lead to a serious of events that may result in an accident. But, does the speeding figure relate to the limit set by the council, or the figure appropriate to the road? There are too many instances where the difference between the two is too great.

And the reason the difference is too great is the schemes started around 1992 which saw a determined effort to reduce accidents. And the best way to do that, the scheme decided was to sort out the speeding issue.

It's no coincidence that this started with the Gatso revolution - salesman sells local government brand spanking new 'speed cameras', LA's realise they can make a heap of cash, but then tried to justify this with the start of the speeding educational revolution. Sell them to the public as 'safety cameras', 'educate' them into the apparent dangers of speeding (not excessive speed mind, just speeding over their set limit) and cash in on those apparently too silly to notice.

Except the public isn't quite that gullable and quickly saw that grey cameras hidden behind hedges had nothing to do with safety.

I've got no problem with clearly visible cameras on real accident blackspot roads, in a limited number. I have got a problem with the vast amount of them, because it doesn't become a carrot to help us all, it becomes a great big stick to beat us all into submission.

Sure, there are plenty of idiots out there who disregard set limits AND the appropriate limit. But then there will always be OAPs driving the wrong way up motorways. You won't stop either of them with cameras, but don't think it was a bed of roses in the 60' and 70's. Cars were death traps and people were poorer drivers in general. When the motorways opened you had people doing U-turns and eating their sandwiched on the hard shoulder.

You'll never eliminate speeding, and it's not that big of an issue really. It would just be fairer if speed limits were less paranoid in some areas and authority trusted the public a little more. Their speeding campaigns, full of lies and inaccuracies in an attempt to justify their cash cow cameras makes us all rightly sceptical about how the roads are policed nowadays. This is perhaps one of the factors behind peoples' derision of the Manchester Congestion Charge.

Alexis Vallance
Dead Vulture

Yawn

"Let me spell this out....SPEED LIMITS ARE THE LAW!"

Ah, Mr Coward. Again.

You may enjoy living in your little black and white world, but the world is a multitude of greys. The law is not some sort of infallibly correct tome (the law of it being illegal to die in Parliament springs to mind), but a mixture of laws the majority would think are correct and fair, and those which are achaic or irrelevant.

I think the majority of the population would agree that 70mph is too low a limit on motorways (we're not driving Morris Marinas that take an age to stop).

Yes it's the law, but I suspect a great deal of us will continue to drive about at 85 and slow down where there are cameras. Speed limits are the law, but the actual limits and where they are used are not always correct.

And something for 'The Other Steve' - there is something called legal murder - it's called acting in self defence. You also sound like you've got some anger management issues - maybe the abuse you get driving at 50 in lane one all the time might be some sort of explanation?

Microsoft Mojave 'outs' secret Vista lovers

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Thumb Down

Desperation

That site smacks of desperation. And it's cheesy!

Stick anyone in front of Vista and they'll all like it because it's just comfy Windows XP with eye candy.

It's like showing an existing Ford Focus driver the new model, whilst carefully making sure they don't notice the BMW dealer out of the window, across the road.

They don't know any different.

Alicia Keys croons Bond theme

Alexis Vallance
Happy

Could be good

This could be good, but if there's going to a weak link, it's going to be Keys.

Hopefully Jack will be writing it alone.

Dell to launch MP3 player, claims mole

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Thumb Down

Oh dear

How long before this is offered free with their machines, along with a printer and scanner?

The party finished years ago. Dell with just embarrass themselves with a not-as-good-as-the-ipod facsimile.

MS products just too cool to comprehend, say MS geeks

Alexis Vallance

Isn't the problem it's just the same old Windows?

Isn't the main problem, not that it might not run brilliantly on older hardware, but the fact it's just the same old Windows?

There's nothing revolutionary about it. It's the same old Start bar, with the same old Windows, but with loads of crap in the way (pop ups, nagging boxes).

Win 7 needs to bring some real navigational changes that enhances how you use the OS. It needs some new ideas. Genuine new ideas.

And tone down the Aero crap. It looks nice enough, but there's too much eye candy and not enough design thought.

Doctors: Third babies are the same as patio heaters

Alexis Vallance

Absurd

On the list of things that should be a factor when having a third child, the extra carbon emissions is so unimportant that it's not worth a second thought.

Lunacy.

Cheque-red flag for Max Mosley

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Pocket money

The NOTW would gladly have sacrificed £500,000 for all the free publicity they have got out of this.

The court case won't make an iota of difference to them or any other papers.

Mosley hasn't been truly victorious in any of this. He's so arrogant, he'd rather go through the igmony of confidence votes from his cronies in order to keep his job, which now involves been banned from a lot of countries and spending the weekend hiding in a portakbin at circuits where he is allowed.

How government will save you from P2P deviance

Alexis Vallance

What's the worst that can happen?

Surely the worst that can happen is that you're with one of the big names, you get kicked off with a month's notice and a migration code and you move to one of the nicer, smaller ISPs who won't dispense with their customers and risk going under?

Dell adds multi-touch to Latitude XT

Alexis Vallance

Mmm

All looks a bit amateurish!

UK ISPs agree to menace their filesharing users

Alexis Vallance

Not quite

"Never forget that you have a commercial agreement with your ISP. They can terminate it, providing they give due notice, whenever they want. If you are suspected of sharing files they don't like - or doing anything else they don't like, they are under no obligation to keep you as a customer. They are well within their rights to cut you off. Giving you a chance to change you behaviour is a courtesy."

In practice, but legally it might not be that simple. You've signed a contract with them, so by booting you off they have breached the contract. Now if you did the same to them, you would have to pay off the rest of the contract (albeit with no penalty - you just have to cover their losses).

So by them cancelling early, you could take them to small claims court to claim whatever damages you've incurred (if you had a business, the loss of broadband could be considerable). These would involve you disputing their information in court and proving what financial amount you have lost through their contract breach.

Vendor touts PC's Mac OS X compatibility

Alexis Vallance
Paris Hilton

So?

Isn't this just the same as saying it works with Windows, it works with Linux and it doesn't not work with OS X (as long as you're prepared to hack it a bit).

By the way, when will 'Anonymous Coward' grow some brain cells? You're just embarrassing yourself on a daily basis on here.

Apple grabs number-three US PC market slot

Alexis Vallance
Jobs Halo

Fair enough

Apple are more of a niche manufacturer though. They'll never make number 1 because they're not a pile 'em high, sell 'em cheap company like Dell.

Yes, they're expensive, but they have good resale value for when you want to ditch you machine and get the 2010 iMac, for example.

Toyotas will always outsell Mercedes, because they're fundamentally different brands.

UK gov announces Road Pricing 2.0 - Managed Motorway

Alexis Vallance
Go

Pluses and minuses

The scheme of opening up the hard shoulder seemed good, until I actually drove on the M42. There are hidden speed cameras behind every gantry. And the gantries are about half a mile apart.

It was like watching a light show with the the number of flashes going off on the other carriageway.

Great for cutting congestion at peak times perhaps. Not so for anyone wanting to drive beyond the 70mph limit, which probably seemed like the speed of sound when people drove Morris Minors that took a mile to perform an emergency stop.

Sony names date for Euro 80GB PS3

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Still too dear

It's still expensive. I wish they'd ditch the BluRay and just stick in a cheap DVD drive.

Hackintosh maker gets legal greeting from Apple

Alexis Vallance
Jobs Halo

Not quite

"You can buy every single Mac component off the shelf, the exact same model from the exact same companies that make the Mac hardware, its not some super beefed up version with a million and one differences from standard PC hardware."

Apart from the EFI. Which has to be emulated with a hacked version of OS X.

"All Apple do is put it together in a shiny box and convince idiots that "hey, its better than a PC, even though it actually is a PC, but lets not dwell on that fact, lets bash Microsoft!

Apple machines are nice pieces of hardware. They're not trying to hide the fact it's a PC - they splash Core 2 Duo all over the place. You may describe them as being in a 'shiny box' but that's the whole point. They are good quality bits of kit. People buy BMWs and Mercedes for a reason, even though any car will get you from A to B.

3 days on: The iPhone users still to make a call

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Thumb Up

iTouch

iTouch? iProd is a better name!

iPhone 3G to lure pre-payers to contracts - survey

Alexis Vallance
Unhappy

Not for me

I'm on Pay As You Go, and I use about £8 a month. I'm usually near a landline, at work or home, to make calls, so it's mostly texts.

I'd never use 750 minutes a month or 125 texts on contract. If it was £99 for a phone and £10 a month for 120 minutes / 50 texts it would be great.

That's why I bought an iPod Touch. The iPhone but without the phone bit!

Microsoft pledges to fight Vista 'myths'

Alexis Vallance
Dead Vulture

Okaaaay

'William' - what's the point of spouting a load of stereotypical diatribe??

It's not even stereotypical come to think of it. You've just created two imaginary figures in your head that have no basis in reality.

I like the way you start with "What a crock of shit spouting" and then proceed to spout the biggest pile of shit on the entire page.

Bizarre.

Holidaymaker gets £31k data roaming bill

Alexis Vallance

Eh?

What's all this 'he should have read and understood his contract' talk?

A contract is not some sort of 11th Commandment and utterly binding, whatever it says on it. A figure so high goes beyond fair and unreasonable and starts to become a punative penalty charge, which is unenforceable in contract law.

Virgin warns 800 punters for file-sharing

Alexis Vallance

Bin 'em

"If the BPI do accuse you of file-sharing and you think they’re in error, can you sue them for defamation?"

You could sue for damages, but what are the actual damages of you being sent a nasty letter? It's not like having allegations made against you in a newspaper read by millions.

People are making too much of these 800 letters. They are meaningless drivel.

A friend got one for apparently downloading a Codemasters game, demanding £50.

It was binned, as these pathetic letters from Virgin should be.

Are the ice caps melting?

Alexis Vallance
Go

Too right

I love articles like this.

Like the one where they actually discovered the warmest year globally on record was 1934 NOT 1998.

Court slaps UK BitTorrenters with landmark damages award

Alexis Vallance
Alert

No surprise

It's no real surprise when the defendents didn't turn up. Did they even respond to the court papers?

You can only claim actual damages, so I assume the lawyer set out how many other people had taken copies of the game. Now, since it was undefended, they'll just get a default win.

Same as with parking tickets from private companies. The law does not allow for financial penalties to be imposed, but a rare case taken to small claims, if left undefended, will get a default judgement. Even though no private parking company has ever won a defended case.

You can also apply to have the case seen in your local court. The fact it was heard in central London, near the solicitors, makes it unlikely the defendents responded to anything.

eBay Australia faces PayPal fury

Alexis Vallance
Alert

Inept

I wouldn't mind if PayPal was any good. I received this the other day from the poor folks at StatCounter:

"We at StatCounter are having ongoing, critical problems with Paypal.

In view of the complete lack of assistance from Paypal in this regard and

the gravity of the problems, we have decided that we have no option but to

inform you, our members, about the facts of the situation. This will allow

you to make an informed decision about whether to use (or whether to

continue to use) Paypal.

Please note that these problems have been ongoing since 15 May and may

arise not only in relation to payments made to StatCounter but in relation

to ANY Paypal payments that you make. We hope that our communications will

equip you with the information necessary to make sure that YOU do not

become another victim of this ongoing Paypal saga.

The two major issues affecting StatCounter Paypal subscribers are:

- Delayed issuing of invoices

- Instances of double billing

At StatCounter we have tried phoning, emailing, posting on the Paypal

forums... Many of our contacts are ignored, but even when we do get an

answer all we are told is that "Upon review of your account, unfortunately

we do not have a time frame for a resolution to your issue we are currently

actively investigating your issue with subscriptions."

Folks - we sincerely regret any problems you are experiencing and assure

you that we are doing our best to get all of these issues resolved for you.

We strive to offer a high level of customer service and pride ourselves on

being responsive to the needs and suggestions of our members. To have our

hands "tied" in this way as a result of Paypals inaction is frustrating to

say the least.

We would be very grateful for your patience at this time as we wait for

Paypal to resolve these issues.

We would also ask you to be patient with any of our fellow internet

merchants experiencing difficulties with Paypal at this time.

For further information or to post a question or a comment, please visit

our blog."

Asus readies iMac attack with all-in-one Eee

Alexis Vallance

Ok

Fair enough, but the iMac is in a different sector. They might be both all-in-ones, but they're aimed at different markets.

Dell offers 'Windows Vista Bonus' to frightened customers

Alexis Vallance
Unhappy

Same old same old

The problem with Vista is that it's still Windows. Things have moved on - people don't want a revamped Win95 or Win98 any more. Vista doesn't do much than XP can't.

They need to start from scratch, but they can't. It's too risky if they get it wrong and businesses don't like big upheavals. I don't know what they can do.

Being smaller, Apple had the luxury of being able to ditch OS 9 and start from scratch. OS X was crap at first, but nobody cared that it took a couple of years to fix. If they hadn't ditched OS 9, I doubt they'd still be in business.

MS can't ditch Windows and start from scratch, but needs to. Windows 7 will be just like Vista, which was just like XP, which was just like ME.

An unenviable position.

BT starts threatening music downloaders with internet cut-off

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Hollow threat

This is just a lot of hot air. They send out a few letters and use the media to try and scare a couple of hundred other users into changing their ways.

The letter has no legal basis and should be ignored.

They can cancel your contract, but that would just mean having to go to another ISP. No biggie.

Cambridge congestion charge plans shelved

Alexis Vallance
Alert

Less lights

Less traffic lights. Over the last decade the number of lights has dramatically increased. They cause more delays than they reduce.

Rare Mac Trojan exploits Apple vuln

Alexis Vallance
Black Helicopters

You guys have forgotten what a real virus is

Ah, the 6 monthly "Exploit for OS X found!" story.

Then the usual crap:

• "Market share is going up, so that's why these things are appearing!"

• "OS X is no more secure than Windows, it's just market share"

• "See - Apple don't take security seriously"

You people want to see what a REAL security risk is like - install Windows XP with no services packs and go onto Google. Sit back and wait. Before you can even get to the Microsoft site to download SP2 or get hold of AVG Free, your machine will be brought to it's knees.

OS X is not 100% secure, but it IS the operating system least likely to run into security problems in every day use. No question.

Windows Vista has been battered, says Wall Street fan

Alexis Vallance

Er, no

"The mac has REQUIRED firewire and a G3 processor since OS 9. Oh yeah, ur motherboard doesnt have firewire? Buy a new computer! Thats the Mac way...take it in the a$$. Why doesnt anyone point this out? Wait, i just did. But then Mac users are used to paying through the nose every 2-3 years for forced upgrades."

You seem to have forgotten that Windows machines are worth sod all after 3 years, whereas Macs go for a pretty penny on ebay. When my iMac reaches aged 3 it just goes on ebay and bingo - I have 70% of the cost of the latest model.

Upgrading machines is fun, but I'm now happy to settle for the easy life and get a shiny new Mac every 3 years.

Apple's carpet-bomb Safari flaw can wreak havoc on Windows

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Alert

So what?

"Is it just me or are people being pretty stupid?

Whats the problem: Rogue files get downloaded onto a computer.

Whats the cause: Safari.

Seems pretty open-shut to me."

When I was on Windows in IE it happened every now and again. I don't know what the big deal is. Booby trapped sites have always downloaded malicious .exes on to your machine. The problem is the user running them.

Microsoft urges Windows users to shun 'carpet bombing' Safari

Alexis Vallance
Go

It'll be reet

Yawn. Every few months we get something that supposed to bring OS X or Windows to its knees.

On Leopard, yes, I can still blindly stumble around the internet with no protection just as Mac users have been doing for 7 years. Still no sign of anything to worry about, no matter how many jealous nay-sayers wrongly cry "It's only because of the low market share". That argument is still a load of crap, but I doubt it'll ever go away.

Windows ain't all that bad now since XP SP2 (don't even dare go on the internet before that's installed). Not all that bad as long as you have AVG and download Windows' frequent updates.

I still prefer the carefree Mac experience, but to be honest, the vast majority of these scares are either nothing to worry about, because the chances of running into trouble are so remote, or a little marketing dig. And let's face it, Microsoft's 'Don't use Safari' announcement is more about that then any real security threat.

3 pre-pay database server has a Sunday snooze

Alexis Vallance
Flame

And Vodafone

Try using Vodafone. Their top up system crashes all too frequently, often meaning you can't credit through your phone or the internet.

Dixons admits 'it's even worse than you thought'

Alexis Vallance
Flame

Ads

The adverts sum everything up - teeth curlingly atrocious cheesy crap.

"If it's not low, I don't want to know". Utter crap.

Oldham murders owl with whalesong

Alexis Vallance
Stop

Ignorance

If you think a council's sole job is to empty bins and clear litter then you're living in the 19th century.

Same old arguments - we could have had xx amount of police / nurses / teachers / schools / firemen / hospitals / binmen (delete as appropriate) for the money.

Some people need to learn exactly what councils do, how they budget and what their remit is. No council is going to bring in new business and jobs if they look like some amateur two bit operation, but have nice and regular bin collections.

Alexis Vallance
Happy

Usual media guff

Usual misreporting by the media (the MEN in this case). Logos do not cost £100k. It may cost £100k to print material and relaunch websites, but about £10k of that it creating the actual brand.

Unless you want to spend £10k and have a pretty logo on a piece of paper, there's no point. If you're not to going to implement the brand it's pointless.

If there's one place that does need rebranding, it's Wythenshawe and it's cracking strapline:

"Still Wyth-it after 30 years"

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