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* Posts by Moss Icely Spaceport

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Yorkshire Ripper loves Wii Bowling

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Joke

Allo allo allo!

Wot's all this then?

The game is up sonny, put down that nunchuck...

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Parcelforce fails to deliver for Windows 7 lovers

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FAIL

May the Parcel Force be against you

..and you, and you, and you...

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Durham police demonstrate DNA will stuff you

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Drugs man

Yeah!

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Felony fugitive found working for DHS for 2 years

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Flame

Range Rover?

Hardly a crime then..

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Scareware slingers flaunt fake MS endorsement

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Stop

Just don't click

The interwebs are a scary place.

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McKinnon lawyers file last gasp extradition appeal

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Megaphone

Scape goats!

Bring out ya scape goats!

Scape goats....

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Webmasters fume as Google profiles signed-out searchers

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Flame

SEO

Sorry

Employment

Over

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Fanboi site squeaks on crocked iMacs

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Flame

You know what they say...

...280 bad apples spoil the barrel.

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FCC questions Verizon's early termination fees

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Coat

$1.99 a pop eh?

What a great business model, can I make an app for that?

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iTunes gifts Blighty 12 freebies of Christmas

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Flame

@The Cube

Well said that man.

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Physicists assemble world's smallest snowman

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Nano-riffic

Love it.

Oh look, he's even got a tiny...

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Camel carcasses menace Outback water supplies

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Pirate

Water the camels (stone the crows)

Water in some outback towns is as rare as hens teeth.

These are places where a single days exposure to the sun can kill a man.

The camels are a feral, introduced species, good riddance to them.

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Accused phone thief snared after phone sends pic to victim

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FAIL

Oh dear...

Why do Americans love their guns so much?

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Manchester journo gets first ID card - late

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PR fluff

Nothing to see here, Ms Epstein's piece is just a standard PR puff-piece written especially for the Governments spin-department.

Believe not a word.

Avoid ID cards.

Just say no.

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LHC back after temporary unexistence

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Alien

Yeah yeah but when...

...do we get to see the 9-headed Zlork-beasts from the mega-quark planet Xblatt7 ?

Surely, there's going to be some dangerous alien life forms out of all of this!

Otherwise, why bother?

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NZ scientists identify giant, man-eating eagle

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Flame

Tastes like chicken....

Those tricksey Maoris, ate anything that walked and crawled....pass the Moa burgers will you, and the Kiwi chips too...

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Scottish gov to curb personal data collection

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Scotland 1

England 0

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Twitter tracker goes twotspotting

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Grenade

Works for me

Now all I need is an orbiting laser cannon.....so I can play Twitter-Splatter!

Got you.

And you.

And you...come get some...

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Dole bludger fined for BNP leak

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Flame

Lawful or not

Truth always finds a way out...

BNP: Hang 'em high, hang 'em low, hang every bloody where!

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UK Parliament website hack exposes shoddy passwords

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Moss?

I see Moss is one of the users.

Surely HE wouldn't make such a mistake!

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US health-care debate clogged world's inboxes

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Coat

Americans, free health cover...

Click here....

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German state election exit polls leaked on Twitter

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Grenade

Germany, politics....

....what could possibly go wrong?

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iPhone thieves collared by Jobsian GPS

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All expensive kit should have this feature

- Cars

- Tvs

- Computers

- Cameras

- DVD equip, etc

Mr Plod could then catch these tea-leaves rather than snoop on innocent citizens....

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EMC co-founder kills himself

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RIP a true legend

Anyone who played an important part in Apollo is a legend.

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Canucks crack whip on Facebook privacy

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I have a far simpler solution

DO

NOT

USE

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Twitter botches patch for nasty account-hijacking bug

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FAIL

What a bunch of twits

Who's the greater fool?

The fool, or the fool who follows the fool?

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MS phishing filter blacklists everything

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@ Mike Hebel

Ten out of Ten (as I can't post "10/10")

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US broadband speeds 15 years behind South Korea

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FAIL

You should try Australian fraudband speeds

A man in a pony and trap can deliver a message faster...

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Wikipedia to crack down on celebrity Wikideaths

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Love it

Wikipedia - the encyclopedia that almost anyone can edit

It might catch on you know!

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Walfamstow Cockney cash machine daffy ducked

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Stop

Wait until some oink...

...'arf inches it.

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Doctor investigated for posting inkblots to Wikipedia

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It should read:

"Psychologists have kept the test's inner workings secret for decades out of concern that the inkblots won't make them as much money if people realise it's all a big con."

And Scientologist don't get on with psych's.....how odd.

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4chan pwns Christians on Facebook

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Jesus saves

...his passwords under his desk drawer!

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Tearaways deface Tayside Police website

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Joke

Those peelers

better keep them peeled in future!

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Boffins in 'let's create black holes in the lab' jape

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Darn Americans and their nasty tests

Ann one remember the high altitude nuclear explosion tests?

These injected a large quantity of fission debris into the ionosphere!!

What were they thinking...?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HARDTACK_Teak

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_altitude_nuclear_explosion

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Microsoft goes Darwinian with evolutionary tree patent

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It patently obvious

that this is quite a silly article.

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MySpace shoehorns its way into Facebook with iLike buy

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Old Rupe's a rube

It's all going to end in tears!

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Arizona sheriff prefers jail to handing over server password

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Police passwords 101

It will be one of the following:

- Doughnut

- Dohnut

- Dunnut

- Donut

If not, try plural.

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100 freetards an hour join Pirate Party UK

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Pirate

Avast!

Who ever heard o votin' fa Pirates?

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Stephen Hawking both British and not dead

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Boffin

@Stephen Hawking both???

Yes, there ate 2 of him.

This is the result after a few of his earlier experiments with 'time'.....

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Hotel prank call badboy tracked down to mum's flat

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Obviously

They don't employ the brightest sparks in hotels and fast food outlets...

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Prof develops football-match scheduling software

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Megaphone

Back in 48BC

I did this on stone using a blunt chisel....and they hadn't even invented Football then!

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Brit diplomats' mission to expose Scientology's 'diploma mill'

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Alert

The Co$ in some way bogus, surely not?

I am aghast!

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Murdoch says Page 3 won't be free from next year

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FAIL

1st time for everything:

This must be the 1st time these two things have appeared in the SAME context:

"good reporting"

and

"News Corp"

Ol' Rupe's on the way down....

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Researcher: Twitter attack targeted anti-Russian blogger

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Pirate

Twitter down?

And 30 million people DIDN'T die!

Amazing...

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Alleged games console modder faces DMCA charges

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Mod Squad

I see no reason why you can't buy a machine and then modify it to better suit your purposes.

I can buy a car, change the engine, get it inspected and then go on my merry way.

I can legally modify my lawnmower, fridge, dishwasher, bicycle.....so what's so special about a computer?

Oh, it's all about $$$$ and powerful political lobbying...

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Dutch court clogs Pirate Bay

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FAIL

bzzzzzzzt

Another failure of the legal profession to understand even the basics of the interwebs!

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Lads from Lagos cut off

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Laying cable

So, no more sh|t from these guys for a while then?

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HP excessive packaging world record put to the test

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Alert

Box-art

Does no one understand the trials of struggling box-art artists?

These warehouse creations are intended as a thing of industrial beauty.

It's art that can be recycled!!

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Oz Firewall still standing after inconclusive filter trial

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Terminator

It's all that god-fellas fault you know!

If it weren't for that jehovah bloke, we wouldn't be in this pickle.

The Aus govt is beholden to the church of the crazy, the cult of death, the fundies of forever...

Makes you kinda mad!

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High spam response powers junk mail economy

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Megaphone

Popular culture problem

TV and Movies almost NEVER relate to IT stories or concepts in ANY realistic way.

Perhaps if they did, more people would get a clue.

Even TV news reports on the "latest virus" get the details either wrong OR don't explain how to avoid the problem in the first place. They just love to sensationalize it. "We're all gunna die"

I know TV and Movies don't like New Media, but you'd think they would be interested in educating people?

No?

Oh well, rinse and repeat...

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