448 posts • joined 13 Apr 2008
Allo allo allo!
Wot's all this then?
The game is up sonny, put down that nunchuck...
May the Parcel Force be against you
..and you, and you, and you...
Hardly a crime then..
Just don't click
The interwebs are a scary place.
Bring out ya scape goats!
You know what they say...
...280 bad apples spoil the barrel.
$1.99 a pop eh?
What a great business model, can I make an app for that?
Well said that man.
Oh look, he's even got a tiny...
Water the camels (stone the crows)
Water in some outback towns is as rare as hens teeth.
These are places where a single days exposure to the sun can kill a man.
The camels are a feral, introduced species, good riddance to them.
Why do Americans love their guns so much?
Nothing to see here, Ms Epstein's piece is just a standard PR puff-piece written especially for the Governments spin-department.
Believe not a word.
Avoid ID cards.
Just say no.
Yeah yeah but when...
...do we get to see the 9-headed Zlork-beasts from the mega-quark planet Xblatt7 ?
Surely, there's going to be some dangerous alien life forms out of all of this!
Otherwise, why bother?
Tastes like chicken....
Those tricksey Maoris, ate anything that walked and crawled....pass the Moa burgers will you, and the Kiwi chips too...
Works for me
Now all I need is an orbiting laser cannon.....so I can play Twitter-Splatter!
And you...come get some...
Lawful or not
Truth always finds a way out...
BNP: Hang 'em high, hang 'em low, hang every bloody where!
I see Moss is one of the users.
Surely HE wouldn't make such a mistake!
Americans, free health cover...
....what could possibly go wrong?
All expensive kit should have this feature
- DVD equip, etc
Mr Plod could then catch these tea-leaves rather than snoop on innocent citizens....
RIP a true legend
Anyone who played an important part in Apollo is a legend.
I have a far simpler solution
What a bunch of twits
Who's the greater fool?
The fool, or the fool who follows the fool?
@ Mike Hebel
Ten out of Ten (as I can't post "10/10")
You should try Australian fraudband speeds
A man in a pony and trap can deliver a message faster...
Wikipedia - the encyclopedia that almost anyone can edit
It might catch on you know!
Wait until some oink...
...'arf inches it.
It should read:
"Psychologists have kept the test's inner workings secret for decades out of concern that the inkblots won't make them as much money if people realise it's all a big con."
And Scientologist don't get on with psych's.....how odd.
...his passwords under his desk drawer!
better keep them peeled in future!
Darn Americans and their nasty tests
Ann one remember the high altitude nuclear explosion tests?
These injected a large quantity of fission debris into the ionosphere!!
What were they thinking...?
It patently obvious
that this is quite a silly article.
Old Rupe's a rube
It's all going to end in tears!
Police passwords 101
It will be one of the following:
If not, try plural.
Who ever heard o votin' fa Pirates?
@Stephen Hawking both???
Yes, there ate 2 of him.
This is the result after a few of his earlier experiments with 'time'.....
They don't employ the brightest sparks in hotels and fast food outlets...
Back in 48BC
I did this on stone using a blunt chisel....and they hadn't even invented Football then!
The Co$ in some way bogus, surely not?
I am aghast!
1st time for everything:
This must be the 1st time these two things have appeared in the SAME context:
Ol' Rupe's on the way down....
And 30 million people DIDN'T die!
I see no reason why you can't buy a machine and then modify it to better suit your purposes.
I can buy a car, change the engine, get it inspected and then go on my merry way.
I can legally modify my lawnmower, fridge, dishwasher, bicycle.....so what's so special about a computer?
Oh, it's all about $$$$ and powerful political lobbying...
Another failure of the legal profession to understand even the basics of the interwebs!
So, no more sh|t from these guys for a while then?
Does no one understand the trials of struggling box-art artists?
These warehouse creations are intended as a thing of industrial beauty.
It's art that can be recycled!!
It's all that god-fellas fault you know!
If it weren't for that jehovah bloke, we wouldn't be in this pickle.
The Aus govt is beholden to the church of the crazy, the cult of death, the fundies of forever...
Makes you kinda mad!
Popular culture problem
TV and Movies almost NEVER relate to IT stories or concepts in ANY realistic way.
Perhaps if they did, more people would get a clue.
Even TV news reports on the "latest virus" get the details either wrong OR don't explain how to avoid the problem in the first place. They just love to sensationalize it. "We're all gunna die"
I know TV and Movies don't like New Media, but you'd think they would be interested in educating people?
Oh well, rinse and repeat...
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