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* Posts by Franco

23 posts • joined 11 Apr 2008

Take the shame: Microsofties ADMIT to playing Internet Explorer name-change game

Franco

Re: Don't mind it

I'll go with IS for Internet is Slower. Would call it IIS, but there's already a Microsoft Charlie-Foxtrot with that acronym....

BTW, as much as I don't like IE, Google should get far more flak than it does for their horrific drive-by-download policies (in conjunction with Adobe's evil empire) and the the Chrome uninstaller that breaks everything when you try to get it's greasy paws off your system.

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Nuts to your poncey hipster coffees, I want a TESLA ELECTRO-CAFE

Franco

Do what I do - buy coffee in Greggs. This has two advantages. One, it's cheap and I'm in Scotland so they are on every corner. Two, there is no danger of someone asking me what flavour I want and getting punched in the trachea.

Seeing as any place I know of with free WiFi is populated by Hipster morons wearing "ironic" glasses, I'll happily pass on that "perk."

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You need a list of specific unknowns we may encounter? Huh?

Franco

Re: Familiar story

Being a contractor is, in my experience, just like the Arabella Weir sketch in The Fast Show. The woman who has all the answers but it ignored because she is a woman. Similarly, no matter how many times you have stepped in the turd that is being proposed by a permanent member of staff, no one will cross to the other side of the road on the say of a contractor.

I had to wait a month to start my current contract for the standard background checks etc, then 2 weeks for a logon to be created for me, another week for an admin account and another for a laptop. Would be frustrating were I not paid a daily rate, regardless of how much work I do (or don't do!)

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DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

Franco

Re: Swirling JDs??

Doublewood may well be my favourite malt, and it's very reasonably priced too.

Also recommend several of the Bruichladdich malts. Rocks and The Laddie 10 are both very nice, and not peaty, despite being Islay malts. Caol Ila 12yo unpeated is lovely too.

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Franco

This article definitely had me smiling. I'm an IT contractor and the number of recruitment consultants who cannot comprehend my not having a profile on Linkedin or any other social networking website is truly staggering.

I was once asked in an interview what I was trying to hide about my past, as my online footprint was very small for someone in my industry.

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Big Yellow loses its head... again: Symantec, we need to talk

Franco

Fix what's broken

Salem got the boot cos Backup Exec 2012 was a POS. Newsflash: IT STILL IS!

Still the same hated UI, still no support for Server 2012 media servers, still bloated and inconsistent and still a far worse product than it's predecessor. Support is atrocious and getting worse

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Dell staffers react to news of 1-in-3 axe dangling overhead

Franco

Re: Turnover

Same for us. We had a really good account manager in Ireland who got reassigned, our new one is India and we are in Scotland. We can never get hold of him, and if we place an order that he doesn't know about he cancels it and then re-orders under his name. Can't get hold of him to shout at him either.

I used to work for Dell as an engineer in Glasgow and the "us and them" attitude from the sales team there was the worst I have ever seen at any company I've ever worked for, made worse by the global assumption that every engineer wanted to progress to sales or team management.

The combination of all of this and lead times getting longer and longer means we're buying HP 90% of the time as the kit we want is on the shelf and our reseller is available at the end of the phone if we have any questions.

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Internet Explorer 11 at it again, breaks Microsoft's own CRM software

Franco

Re: Please leave the browser market

I tend to agree, this is more a CRM issue IMO than an IE one. We use Dynamics in-house and we've had issues with browser compatibility for years. If you don't sacrifice a chicken and anoint yourself with deadly nightshade on the third Sunday after Whitsun before installing the Outlook addin it breaks everything.

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Google Nexus 7 2013: Fondledroids, THE 7-inch slab has arrived

Franco

Lack of expandable storage is pretty poor TBH. I have an original 32gb Nexus 7, and whilst the Nexus Media Importer app works fine without rooting the device, OTG and an SD card slot shoould have been bundled from the start.

Glad to see the speakers are upgraded too, I rarely use them but they are awful.

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Symantec: We've lopped off half our heads, but look how well we're doing now

Franco

Symantec pats itself on the back for being marginally less crap than it was last quarter.

The cull should have been far greater, anyone who had any input whatsoever to the worst piece of enterprise software ever released (BE 2012 as Symantec call it) should replace the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's marketing department in being first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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Sky falling: 119,000 Brits flee O2, Be after Murdoch broadband gobble

Franco

BT FTTC is £5 more a month for me, but taking my line rental on contract saves me £5 a month. I get twice the speed I had on Be and from next week I'll get BT Sport for free as well. I've lost my static IP but wasn't hugely bothered about that.

Unlike most I was not impressed with Be's support, I had a two week outage this year that I knew was an exchange fault as 4 different routers showed no DSL connection, but convincing someone at Be of that was hopeless.

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WAR ON PORN: UK flicks switch on 'I am a pervert' web filters

Franco

Re: The biggest Aunt Sally of them all....

It does rather seem a case of now you all know about Prism, we're just going to be a bit less discreet about wanting to know everything you do. But you can't know anything about us, and we're giving ourselves a pay rise because you stopped us fiddling our expenses.

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Franco

The biggest Aunt Sally of them all....

...to quote Chris Brookmyre.

Who defines what is porn? Whilst no-one condones images of violence against women or children, I'll be the Daily Mail considers Page 3 girls to be offensive, yet it is legal and features in more than one UK newspaper.

This head-in-the-sand approach is utterly ludicrous. What is needed is a method to take down websites hosting truly offensive content rather than trying to block access to it on a nationwide basis. As others have said it is only a matter of time before other phrases relating to scandals etc are being blocked too.

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Murdoch hate sparks mass bitchin', rapid evacuation from O2, BE

Franco

I'm leaving too, although not explicitly because of Murdoch.

I'm a Sky TV customer at present, and because I was on Be I also have a BT line. BT have offered me a really good deal to switch to Infinity (FTTC, 40mbps download estimated) which also gives me a free YouView box and access to the new BT Sport channels when they come on-stream.

I was really happy with Be for years (Been with them since 2006, even before the O2 buyout) but I had a 2 week long outage this year and the service and after-incident care was awful. As an ADSL customer, never tell your ISP what you think is wrong (even if you are right) as they will assume you are incorrect.

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Dell storage still staggering a year after EMC break-up

Franco

Equallogic kit is (or was) pretty good. Till Dell got their hands on it. It's improving slowly, but the support and the firmware for the first year or so after the acquisition was unbelievably bad.

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Salesforce CEO Benioff: Win 8 is 'the end of Windows'

Franco

Wow, the CEO of a cloud computing company thinks his product is right and everyone else's is wrong. Shocker.

My company is a Watchguard partner and their website is fecking useless since Salesforce took it over!

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Seize your moment, Microsoft: iPad is RUBBISH for enterprise

Franco

Re: Still more Microsoft marketing propaganda...

Almost all of our customers have "pool" laptops, for desktop users to take out for doing presentations or when they are on trips. Pool iPads are starting to appear in their place as a lighter option.

MetroUI cannot be called a failure. Most impartial (or should that be iMpartial :-) ) tech websites agree that Metro on Windows Phone gives a great experience, but the brand awareness isn't there and neither is the app ecosystem that iOS and Android have, hence the slower uptake.

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Windows 8 diet exposes Microsoft's weak ARM

Franco

Re: No Windows Media Player on RT?

What I don't understand is the lack of Pro features in RT. Microsoft dominates in the Enterprise market, and no IT manager is going to buy tablets with an OS that can't join the corporate domain and be centrally managed.

Looks like a clear speration of consumer and business tablets to me.

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Carmageddon

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Re: Destruction Derby

I loved this game, and to this day I will still refer to difficult tasks as being "Harder than French Kissing a Cobra" to blank looks from the rest of the office.

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Mandelson to get Nominet reform powers

Franco

Mandelson

Oh good, that oily **** that has no power granted to him by the electorate has taken even more power for himself. Just as well there's an election next year.

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Dell to launch 'Eee PC beater' today

Franco

Not on Latitudes

Just to point out, the E Latitudes are replacing the D series and are not related to the Inspiron E. The 12.1" E series Latitude is a replacement for the Latitude D420 and 430, the former of which I am typing on right now.

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IT career virgins need a cherry on top

Franco

True, as far as it goes...

I finished a contract about a month ago and here in Scotland the vast majority of jobs are permanent rather than contract.

It's been going on for ages though, particularly the qualifications part. I was hired by a company because I have an MCP. At no point, for a desktop support role, did they ask me what my MCP was in. ITIL seems to be the buzzword of the week in recruitment agencies.

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Apple MacBook Air Early 2008

Franco

Two words - docking station

If Apple aren't going to provide a few more ports such as ethernet or firewire why not provide the option of a docking station or media slice for the Air as Dell do with the D420/430? Then you've got the ports and optical drive when needed and the weight is unaffected for travelling.

I hate to imagine how much Apple might charge for an Air docking station though.....

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