Posts by AndyB

Ohhh.....

ShopFITTING!

I thought you said............

Go forth and multiply

I suppose it will save the PM the effort of getting a lackey to write a f*** off email.

He can just stand up in the House and say it, instead.

Perhaps.....

"police are looking into what might have motivated its kamikaze attack"

Perhaps someone grabbed its nuts......

Oh, Really

"Each partition is moderated before being opened to the public and jokes are one of the types of petition that will not be approved."

Oh? Like this one, you mean????

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/PMClarkson

Its the owners you need to be scared of

"If you see a Rottweiler in the park, and it's walking along with its owner, without a muzzle and without a lead, you can relax. You're pretty much certain that it's a well-behaved beast"

Have you seen the kind of people who tend to own Rottweilers? They're often scarier than the dogs.

I'd much rather come across some little old lady with a snappy yorkie than some microcephalic thug with a Rottweiler!!!