934 posts • joined 7 Apr 2008
Re: Great post
You don't remember that? Are you 15 or something? :)
Well, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here? ...Good luck, everyone.
Re: Too bad...
Bodhi's fine but I prefer Peppermint for a netbook.
Feed them lard all voyage. Then they'll probably die of heart disease at 40 instead.
Statistics can hide anything.
Stupid pointless waffle
We're a long way off this being relevant but when it is, what good do you think having international laws will do?
"Excuse me, so-called Robotic War Machine. If you care to check the minutes of the UN conference April 2015, you'll find that your existence is in violation of international accord. Under the terms of the aforementioned accord I am now authorised to order you back to your jurisdiction of origin to inform your authorities to hand themselves over to the international courts and then to dismantle yours... AAAIIIAAARGH!!!!!!! MY FUCKING LIMBS!!!!!!!! JESUS FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIII......."
Re: So it's OK
So it's OK
As long as the robot jets are Kamikaze but not if they fancy a trip home afterwords?
What were they actually doing?
I think Playmobil is required as I still don't get it.
Was he sat in the driver's seat with the lady on his lap? Was she facing to the front or rear? Was he attempting to fill her petrol cap or the exhaust?
Being fair to Rails
This was patched months ago. If sysadmins haven't applied the patch then there's nothing the Rails devs can do.
Re: Wife enhancer app v0.1
Wife enhancer app v0.1
Takes off a few pounds and a few years and also comes with extensions to the Glasses arms which wrap around and into the ears to attenuate the distracting yabber.
Exploitation of a young man's death
This is vile. Politicians are earning their hatred at the moment.
Re: But they are required
Ah yes, Hollywood accounting. Legendary stuff :)
Tip, everything must be negotiated off gross because there will never be a net. By design.
Re: Bill Gates knows nothing about morality
Oooh. We've all collected a downvote for our puzzlement.
Here you, gimme another.
Re: Bill Gates knows nothing about morality
Is this trolling or did I miss Bill Gates' time in the Khmer Rouge?
Re: Windows only for now?
(that's the pic on the Opera download site, not t'Reg.)
Where the Linux version too?
Windows only for now?
And yet the accompanying picture is of it running on a Mac on OSX.
Re: Dare I go here?
"and that plants have evolved a way to survive the various changes and cycles?"
Be careful how you word that. Evolution through natural selection often leads to short-term gains that are disastrous against long-term environment change. If a species has adapted to survive such long-term pressures it's a happy coincidence not a necessary part of evolution.
(very long topic. regretting mentioning it already...)
Looks just like the stuff on my lawn
Bloody bastard inde-fucking-structable it is!!
Kimble = twat
Patent trolling as well as being an aimbot nob.
Re: After careful analysis of the issue I need my phone...
Does not compute
My payment is funneled through Ireland and the low countries and ends up sat in the Cayman Islands until the corporation decides to purchase another company after which the value of that company will be written down by several billion when it turns out to be a lemon.
Alternatively I could use that money to buy a bacon sandwich from a local shop every day for a month.
Which of these looks like it would benefit GDP?
re: care a lot
about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees ?
They couldn't object to my Sexy Goat Farts blog could they?
Re: The end is nigh
Donkeys go Eeyore.
You're thinking of horses.
Re: Gay Patch
I'm more upset at the bracketing style. Allman for me please!
Re: Gay Patch
The code could be within the scope of a class function and the variable might be part of that class, not global. It could also be initialized by default for that class.
Jezuz. Off your high horses code warriors. Nobody's asking you to compile and deploy Eadon's posts.
Cutting through the fluff, it's not that the sea levels definately didn't rise. It's just that we don't know.
Or is there something I've missed?
Epic PR fail
Way to alienate your fanbase. That'll rescue the company for sure!
Looks really cool
But how well does it run Crysis?
Re: Dark Ages diet
Yes. Trampled, boiled shitty-veg.
Weak beer too.
Do we really want those days again?
Buy a second-hand Thinkpad with a higher-res and brighter screen, and a Core2 Duo for about the same money and put Chrome OS or a full Linux distro on it.
Of course it weighs a bit more :)
Yum tum yummy tum hey
And in a kick in the teeth for Jobs' memory...
...it doesn't work on the iPhone.
I spent a good 5 minutes trying to work out why my twitter feed was filling up with tweets telling me to image search atari breakout. I scrolled up and down the images wondering if one was rude or something.
Be more specific people!
Anyone remember Through The Wall on the Speccy demo tape?
Re: Too much methane
Nope. The majority is from burps not farts.
It's just annoying.
I read that 4 times before it came through as "box set" rather than "sex bot".
I preferred my reading.
"We don't need no education"
"Yes you do. You've just used a double negative."
Got an SGS1 here and the buttons don't quite disappear when not in use. Not that it matters really.
Finally a use for my iPhone!
I applaud this for it's "just because" attitude \o/
Nothing to do with pressure from down the road?
Don't get me wrong, it's a great result for common sense.
Re: Just airbagged?
Chaps with baps then?
Or was the reassignment more complete?
Kneel before Zod
That is all.
Hey John. How's it going?
Surely this is not the web.
There's no "...WEIRD TRICK..." adverts. Therefore it is not the interwebz.
Doesn't look too bad
My stomach is awaiting dinner and it quite fancied the look of that.
Re: Automatic tills?
Business people in Retail are quite likely to be women. So are the Business Analysts who would produce the requirements.
Given that, would it really have made a difference if the nerd who did the code to plumb the till into the Point Of Sale system was a lady?
Power users aren't the only ones who dislike wood-panelled apps with brass buttons and such.
- Comment Renewable energy 'simply WON'T WORK': Top Google engineers
- Nexus 7 fandroids tell of salty taste after sucking on Google's Lollipop
- Useless 'computer engineer' Barbie FIRED in three-way fsck row
- Game Theory Dragon Age Inquisition: Our chief weapons are...
- 'How a censorious and moralistic blogger ruined my evening'