* Posts by Fatman

2400 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Apr 2008

Nicked unencrypted PC with 6,000 bank details lands council fat fine

Fatman

RE: Re: so virtual desktops, encrypted hard drives still just too damm difficult to explain to PHB's

Others are right until senior managers start doing prison time are taken out and shot, this will not change.

FTFY

Fatman

More blame shifting bullsh-t!!!!

A Glasgow City Council spokesman told the BBC: "This data loss should not have happened and we took immediate steps to ensure it does not happen again. Like WHAT!!!!! Piss and moan???

The ICO acknowledges there is no evidence that any bank accounts have been targeted, that the council immediately informed it of the theft and that we carried out significant remedial action." Really, how long into the future will YOU be able to make that guarantee. WRT "remedial action", was the fool responsible fired? demoted? Most likely not.

The taxpayers ought to round up those responsible and display them in a pillory in the town square. Perhaps local produce vendors can be persuaded to provide plenty of spoiled or rotten product for taxpayer 'stress relief'.

Al Gore: Stop using the atmosphere as 'an open sewer

Fatman

Re: Straight up and out in 10 minutes??

Now matter how little we use, the utility companies keep putting the bills up to retain their profit levels, er, cover increased costs I mean..provide for larger executive bonuses

FTFY

Raspberry Pi DUMBS DOWN to target world+dog

Fatman
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Re: the Register headline writers

Are borrowed from the Daily Mail Fail!!!

Smart TVs riddled with DUMB security holes

Fatman
FAIL

Re: Not so smart

SONY

Did you say SONY???

<snark>

I know why it takes so dammed long - it is infected with their rootkit

</snark>

Copyright troll Prenda Law accused of seeding own torrents

Fatman
WTF?

Re: The Prenda defence should be interesting.

That would be a cross examination I would actually pay to watch. Let me break it down.

The ass clown on the stand,

trying at the same time, to reconcile his firm's strategy of

----> nailing pirates by associating the pirate with an IP address;

against accusations that

-----> it wasn't ME who seeded those torrents even though my IP address was associated with those torrents.

How he will manage to wrangle himself out of that one will be interesting.

Schneider moves on ancient SCADA vuln

Fatman
FAIL

Re: That's the problem.

Which our poster does not comprehend.

If any one of those networks get compromised, then all of you are fucked.

End of story.

There is a reason why you internally firewall off critical systems.

Fatman
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RE: Re: Risk Management

Very difficult concept to get into the heads of PHBs as well when they don't want to spend effort executive bonus money to improve security...

FTFY

BOFH: Go on, beancounter, type DROP TABLE asset;

Fatman

Re: Off-site backups?

No, they would be the tapes that sat next to the old CRT for more than 3 years, and may have been slowly erased by the magnetic field it generated.

I once had a QIC (quarter inch cartridge) tape drive band snap during a high speed rewind; the resulting mess INSIDE the cartridge was a sight to behold.

'Extremely sophisticated' Apple settles watery iDevice lawsuit

Fatman

Re: Fruit juice?

Yes, I was thinking bitter Apple cider, myself.

Belarus becomes world's top country ... for SPAM

Fatman

Re: I'm all for full recourse

Almost as good would be a nasty that triggers the SECURE_ERASE command built into most current hard drives.

I have often wondered if there was a way to access the internal LBA layout table1, and wipe it out, or better yet, scramble it.

1 Most people are aware that the "old" cylinder/head/sector nonsense that one once HAD to use in partitioning a hard drive is no longer necessary; there is STILL some internal table that maps a specific LBA to the physical sector containing the data. If one could only fuck up THAT table!!!

Kettle 'which looks like HITLER' brews up sturm in a teacup

Fatman

Re: "mob mentality"

You can substitute "herd mentality" and, yet still be on target.

Fatman

Re: I didn't know the max current in a US supply was 20A.

It is for general lighting and cord connected equipment, but receptacles are available in 15, 20, 30 and 50 amp capacities in both 120 or 240 volt types.

30 amp 120/240 volt receptacles are used for clothes dryers, while 50 amp 120/240 volt receptacles are used for electric ranges. And, YES, there ARE 30 and 50 amp 120 volt receptacles.

Specialized 60 amp receptacles are also available.

Standard US circuit breaker sizes are 15, 20, 30, 40, 50 and 60 amps for residential load centers (aka 'breaker boxes'). "Oddball" sizes such as 25, 35, 45 and 55 are made, but not always stocked, except at electrical distributors (as opposed to 'home centers').

Presumably they use ring mains though. NO, that is a UK invention not used here. Typically when conductors are paralleled, it is to serve a high amperage1 load, with one end of each run connected to the supply, and the other end of each run connected to the load. And our electrical code requires the cables that make up such a parallel run be of the same size and length so they carry their proportionate share of the load.

1 Typically MORE than 400 amps.

For the curious:

NEMA plug chart: http://www.generatorjoe.net/html/web/outlet/quailplug.html

Iran fingered for attacks on US power firms

Fatman

Re: Please stop using that "manglement" word ...

Most commentators will use the term manglement or its cousin damagement in the correct context: ID10Ts at the helm who are completely clueless about the ramifications of their decision making; except that it will increase shareholder value, or contribute to larger year end bonuses for the executives that mismanage a company.

So, if YOU can't stand the "troops in the field" criticizing their <snark>leaders</snark>, then I suggest some other publications to read, like the Daily M Fail.

Experts: Network security deteriorating, privacy a lost cause

Fatman

Re: Bull....Servers shouldn't exist at corporate locations.

Servers shouldn't exist at corporate locations.

What's that smell???

BULLSHIT!!!

Do we have a cloud salesman here!!!!

Fatman

Re: They should have an air gap.

And (L)users will find a way around it!!!

Remember Stuxnet??? IIRC the infection vector was a flash drive.

The BOFH is BACK: And it's cloudy with a 90% chance of beatings

Fatman
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Re: Never received it....1x1 white pixel

Ahhhh!

You mean the old fashioned web bug!!!!!

Fatman

RE: Think of me as a meteorological expert as far as IT support beatings go.

I emailed the link to my boss (the CIO) and recommended several (l)users who may benefit from an IT support beating.

The reply stated that she was taking that under advisement.

Fatman

Re: Sometimes there's just no substitute for percussive teaching methods.

I prefer the term "Wall to Off the wall1 counselling".

FTFY

1 As in slam head Off the wall.

Fatman

Re: ...delete their deleted items

We automate that one here at WROK PALCE; trash disposal is performed religiously at 12:00AM on Saturday.

You would not believe the howls of protest the first time that script ran.

CIOs response: "Tough SHIT!!!!"

Industry execs: Network admins an endangered species

Fatman
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Re: ...management monkey imagines they know enough to fire the help and save some cash.

You would not be speaking about the head honchos at RBS, now would you???

We all know what happened there, don't we?

Prenda lawyers miss sanctions deadline

Fatman

Re: Better confiscate their passports.

A better idea:

Threaten to incarcerate them at Gitmo until the sanctions are paid.

I would not risk any money on how fast they come up with the cash.

A backdoor into Skype for the Feds? You're joking...

Fatman
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RE: get this legislation over the line...

More likely some bastard will spout "Think Of The Children!!!" as the excuse for this.

Biz bods: Tile-tastic Windows 8? NOOO. We lust after 'mature' Win 7

Fatman
WTF?

Re: We have Windows 8 at work

We had one machine for research purposes, and, well the icon aptly describes the reaction to it.

Fatman
Linux

Re: $another_GUI with vocal control only

I wonder how that would respond to the vocalized command: "Fuck Yourself"?????

Erase the hard drive????

If it were up to me, I would tie the vocalized command "Nuke From Orbit" to booting a Live Linux CD and wiping WindblowZE from the hard drive.

Fatman

Re: Is this so hard for Microsoft to understand?

You fail to understand the real issue:

How do you get people to spend more money on your "new product" when the "old product" performs those tasks already???

Change for changes sake!!!!

How else do you insure that the cash spigot does not run dry??

Fatman
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Re: I'll be interested to see how that unfolds over the next few months...

Do not be surprised if it turns out to be an unmitigated disaster.

Hey, Teflon Ballmer. Look, isn't it time? You know, time to quit?

Fatman

Re: Windows

Last week, Windows group chief marketing and financial officer Tami Reller was finally handed the white flag and given the job of walking out into no man's land with a mea culpa to deliver from Microsoft:

NO, you meant to say that she was the sacrificial lamb sent to the slaughter.

Hunt: I'll barcode sick Brits and rip up NHS's paper prescriptions

Fatman

Re: So let

I wonder if the health minister actually knows what goes on in his department?

Doubt it, after all, he is a politician, and we all know politicians are full of shit.

Fatman
Flame

Is the proposal to put the prescription on some central server - which crashes more often than a piece of paper, ...

<flame war>

I would not want to trust my life to the security of a WindblowZE based server.

</flame war>

IT bloke publishes comprehensive maps of CALL CENTRE menu HELL

Fatman
Pint

Re: Funnily enough, the friend's complaint was sorted out very soon after.

<-------- One for your friend in taking the initiative!

Trying to kill undead Pushdo zombies? Hard luck, Trojan is EVOLVING

Fatman
Linux

Re: No mention of Windows?

Look man, unless it is stated that it is not a Windows WindblowZE exploit; it quite safe to assume that it IS.

<troll alert>

WindblowZE - scourge of the internet.

</troll alert>

Astronaut Chris Hadfield's Space Oddity ends in Kazakhstan

Fatman
WTF?

Icon says it all!

Penguins in spa-a-a-ce! ISS dumps Windows for Linux on laptops

Fatman
Linux

Re: local repository.

Absolutely, many Linux based companies set up such a server to reduce bandwidth, and to insure that unauthorized packages can not be installed.

IIRC, Windows sysadmins can do something similar.

More Wi-Fi in the sky: FCC to help keep US flyers tweeting

Fatman
FAIL

Re: You could stray into Wall Street and lose every penny you've got.

Shit, you don't even need to travel to Wall Street, your local securities dealer Ponzi Scheme Marketer can see to that.

German govt DUMPS 170 NEW PCs riddled with Conficker

Fatman

RE: Re: @DrXym - No way it would cost that much to disinfect

You forgot something:

the bribes under the table incentives to steer the solution to a problem in a specific direction.

Fatman
WTF?

Re: Overkill?...simplest thing to chuck away would be the hard drives...

My thought exactly, or if they were that cheap, get a Linux Live CD and nuke the $DIETY-dammed thing, and be done with it.

I think someone needed a justification for more new shiny-shiny kit!!!!!!

Bolshy investors launch yet another assault on Emulex board

Fatman
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Re: Hmmmm...they can always sell their shares and fuck off!

I have to agree, but you fail to understand two important things.

1) We are speaking of a publicly held company, whose stockholders almost invariably have differing investment goals.

2) The loudmouth shareholders are hedge funds who do not own stock for "the long haul". Their business model consists of driving the price up as high as they can force it, and bail out before it crashes. Hedge funds do not want to be holding loser stocks that fucks up their business model. But, still, the BoD does have some explaining to do.

Coke? Windows 8 is Microsoft's 'Vista moment'. Again

Fatman
Unhappy

Microsoft, will you ever learn?

Watch out for a change in the wind coming from Redmond as others talk about Windows 8 in terms of "challenges", "lesson learned", and "new opportunities".

should be interpreted as The SHIT has hit the fan, run for cover now!!!!!!!

Now, just how do they save that cluster fuck called WindblowZE 8???

Fatman
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Re: W9 will no doubt use a new experimental UI that does away with the screen

Then, pray tell, how will we interact with it???

Shove a mouse up our asses?????

<-------- ICON that most appropriately describes my impression of WindblowZE 8!!!

Fatman
Linux

Re: ..corporate chief tried to force the Unity interface

Unlike WindblowZE, there is a cure for Unity:

sudo apt-get install gnome-session-fallback

and at the login screen (you do use a login screen don't you????) choose Gnome instead of Unity.

Judge hands copyright troll an epic smack-down

Fatman
Stop

Re: .. settling down for a saga of epic proportions.

I read through a lot of that, and I am amused at the cheekiness of those swine!!!!

I really hope the IRS and the US Attorney's Office gets involved; and a few people do some serious hard time. In some commentary at a different site on that subject, was a suggestion that this saga might inspire a (pr0n) movie.

I suggest a potential title for it: Getting The Shaft, When What Goes Around Comes Back To Bite You In The Ass. I know, it's a bit tl;dr, but, what the hell!!!

Truly delicious karma would be judges in other parts of the country where Prenda Law cases are pending dismiss them with prejudice, and award attorneys fees to the defendants. Cumulatively, those awards could be staggering.

Fatman

Re: The scum fleecing the dumb

<troll alert>

MAFIAA stooge alert

</troll alert>

NORKS powers down whole towns to find pirates

Fatman
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RE: Re: Surely that's untrue?

Err... Are you trying to tell us that Senator Joseph McCarthy was a figment of our imagination?

Most likely the response from the poster would be along the lines of: "Senator Joseph McCarthy?? Who the fuck is he??????

App gap flap: New York's e-cabbies FOILED AGAIN

Fatman

Re: De Ja Vu?

However, Uber most likely takes a cut first, then the medallion holder takes their cut; the driver has to pay for gas, etc, and may end up with shit after working all day.

If the cab operators really wanted embrace change, and keep more of the proceeds, they should have an app created that funnels calls directly into their dispatch centers, bypassing Uber and its competitors.

NASA boffins: Space 'scope JUST missed dead Cold War spy sat

Fatman

RE: Re: In other overblown hysteria

...which suggested that approximately 1 pound of semi-solid human waste would be intercepting the orbit of your face which suggests that you have had an encounter with one of your manglers.

I am so glad I don't work for your company!!

Research explodes myth that older programmers are obsolete

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RE: Re: The problem with older devs

The best track for manudjment is over a cliff on their own, before they take everyone else with them.

My sentiments exactly.

Enjoy an `up` vote from me.

Fatman
WTF?

Re: HR only sees stereotypes

Try turning up to an interview as a bald bearded 60-something and see how far it gets you.

Usually some bullshit about not being suitable1 for the job.

...

1 Not suitable in this case being that your salary expectations exceed what the manglement is willing to part with; because any excess compensation comes out of their bonus at the end of the year.

Another negative climate feedback: Warmer plants cool the planet

Fatman

RE: Re: Albedo...try this

I'm confident that the whole AGW thing is an artefact of natural variation, made into a problem by dodgy global temperature measurement and statistical fiddling scientists looking for new program funding sources, and creating a problem that does not exist in nature.

BT unleashes SIP licensing troll army

Fatman

Re: exploding lawyers...More like jumping into a shark pool.

Drenched in blood!!!