* Posts by adnim

2081 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Apr 2007

As Alexa's secret human army is revealed, we ask: Who else has been listening in on you?

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Where do I start with this?

A device one can command by voice, or gesture to for a response, or show ya boat to/wipe ya finger across to unlock records data. It has to in order to do analysis.

Very few read EULA's and the clause where it is stated that, and I paraphrase ... 'we may share your data with third parties in order to enhance our product and improve your experience'. What this really means is we will do what the fuck we like with your data/personal information.

I trust my mother, I trust my sister... I don't trust any corporate to act in my best interest. I expect them to act in the best interest of the shareholders and fuck me over without any care or regret.

It amazes me how many choose what is perceived, touted to be a convenience over privacy and security of ones personal information.

London's Metropolitan Police arrest Julian Assange

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@Loyal commenter: Yup.

After being invited back to a girls flat and then being invited to bed during the proceedings, during the foreplay my slightly drunken partner fell asleep. Being very aroused I looked at her naked body, fantasised and masturbated. Now some may consider this creepy, I did myself a little, but not enough to stop though. I was drunk too. I then cuddled up to her and went to sleep.

In the morning she asked me why I didn't have sex with her whilst she slept. I told her it was because she was asleep and it didn't seem right. To be honest I would consider such an action rape, although I didn't tell her that.

ihmo if it isn't mutual between fully cognisant and consenting people it ain't right, and for me isn't fun either.

Windows Subsystem for Linux distro gets a preening, updated version waddles into Microsoft's app store

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Whilst there maybe advantages using Pengwin

I'll stick to a VM.

At work I have no choice but Win 10 on the desktop.

At home I hope to never run Win 10 on my desktop.

Of course I should work in the most suitable environment for the projects I work on and the infrastructure in which the code is to be deployed. So far a Linux distro in a VM has been fine. If this changes I will re-asses my dev environment. I mainly do web dev and flat file processing.

I am old and this along with years of experience in supporting/fixing/finding work arounds for MS products from Windows 3.1 onwards made me biased. I don't like Microsoft and will avoid them whenever possible.

Apple disables iPad for 48 years after toddler runs amok

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Joke

But we all have something to learn from this..

Dont buy Apple?

Don't have kids?

The Reg takes a trip over the New Edge. Mmmm... New Coke with extra fizz

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Re: MS Account

What's an MS account?

US boffins tangle with quantum entanglement in spooky rack-mounted networking hardware

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One does not know the state of anything until it is measured.

And if two entities are mutually exclusive, measuring one and discovering its state simply means the other was the opposite all along.

Or does the one measured tell its mutually exclusive partner what to be? And if the communication is instantaneous, it still takes the speed of light to measure it.

I still can't get my head around Bell's theorem though, it seems mutually exclusive to my level of intellect.

Half joking/half confused could that be defined as some kind of entanglement?

Blundering London council emails unredacted version of notorious Gangs Matrix to 44 people. Data ends up on Snapchat

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Re: They knew who sent the e-mail - Were they sacked?

Or at least disciplined, educated then suspended.

Why fine the police? It's the tax payer funding this fine ffs!

Microsoft reckons the accursed Windows 10 October 2018 Update is finally fit for business

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I will consider it fit

for my laptop in a few months... perhaps

UK pr0n viewers plan to circumvent smut-block measures – survey

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Devil

Re: Usenet, anyone?

Usenet is not what it once was, it takes some skill to avoid kiddie pron should you browse alt.binaries.pictures.mature.* And them trojans in movie files and game iso's. Not that I have ever used Usenet for anything other than puritan pursuits alt.see.no.evil.discussion

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

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another service

outsourced to the incompetent?

Azure thing at last: Windows Virtual Desktop takes to the cloudy stage

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Never

ever.

If bean counters see a reduction of TCO... it will happen.

Sigh

Facebook blames 'server config change' for 14-hour outage. Someone run that through the universal liar translator

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Meh

yeah

Nginx can be a bitch if ya miss a semicolon

Really need an IDNGAF icon

Don't be a WordPress RCE-hole and patch up this XSS vuln, pronto

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Holmes

Security-aware folk are unlikely to be affected by this

a) the target site having comments enabled - check

b) the site admin being oblivious enough to click a dodgy link, however the attacker presents it to them. - uncheck.

I do a who is on source IP and based on the results block the IP or a subnet.

Anyone that admins a Wordpress site and does click on links within a spam comment shouldn't own a computer let alone admin a Wordpress install.

I updated anyway.

You've been dying to know. Here's the answer: The Milky Way tips the cosmic scales at '1.5tr' times mass of the Sun

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Joke

what is the mass of the Milky Way?

43g for the UK bar and 58.12 g for the US version all though they used to weigh more. Like all food products, especially chocolate bars they have been getting lighter for years. Brexit will increase the price AND make them lighter.

Iranian-backed hackers ransacked Citrix, swiped 6TB+ of emails, docs, secrets, claims cyber-biz

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WTF

They didn't know. A third party had to tell them?

Did I misread the article?

God DRAM, that's a big price drop: Memory down 30 per cent, claim industry watchers

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I guess it has nothing to do

with a cabal taking the piss and realising they pushed it too far

Schneier: Don't expect Uncle Sam to guard your web privacy – it's Europe riding to the rescue

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Mushroom

Me...

Don't expect anyone to to guard your web privacy.

Fujitsu eyes sales decline, decides to yank teams from 19 countries

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"Our evolving business model...

...ensures that we can continue to best serve our customers, wherever they operate."

Except... most of Eastern Europe and certain countries in the Middle East, Africa, and Western Europe

Uber won't face criminal charges after its robo-car killed woman crossing street

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Joke

The EULA

has taught us that no one is responsible but the end user, or victim.

Joke icon, but I am serious.

SPOILER alert, literally: Intel CPUs afflicted with simple data-spewing spec-exec vulnerability

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Re: malicious JavaScript within a web browser tab

@ThatOne...

Chrome: "Can't have people be protected now can we."

Only from competitors, not from Google.

I ate some cynical with paranoia sprinkles once, I never did digest and pass it.

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malicious JavaScript within a web browser tab

Hardly requires an attacker to have a foothold on ones machine to proceed.

Mind you I have always considered websites the Internet to be a potential attacker.

Correction: Last month, we called Zuckerberg a moron. We apologize. In fact, he and Facebook are a fscking disgrace

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Re: Wow

What Facebook button at the bottom of every Reg page?

You have a hosts file and a router I presume... Perhaps your phone isn't rooted

YouTube's pedo problem is so bad, it just switched off comments on millions of vids of small kids to stem the tide of vileness

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Mushroom

– are fundamentally broken.

Not broken, just abused.

Age checks for online pr0n? I've never heard of it but it sounds like a good idea – survey

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Re: Potentially Harmful? What does that even mean?

I agree, McUser.

Some laws banning parents from filling their children's heads with lies, bullshit and scripture would be more far more useful than this law.

Slow Ring Windows 10 fragged by anti-cheat software in the games you're playing at work, says Insiders supremo

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MS

sell multi-player games for Windows 10.

It is probably cheaper and easier to integrate an anti-cheat system in the OS than every multi-player game they develop. I suspect this anti cheat code will not prevent cheating in third party games, only those available from the MS store. I don't associate Microsoft with altruism.

EPIC demand: It's time for Google to fly the Nest after 'forgetting' to mention home alarm hub has built-in mic

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If Google are forced to sell...

The new owners will keep the microphone but mention it in the ad blurb, then sell the data to Google.

A half joking icon might be useful.

Northern UK smart meter rollout is too slow, snarls MPs' committee

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I will miss having a chat

with my meter reader and will wonder what they do now to earn a crust.

Password managers may leave your online crown jewels 'exposed in RAM' to malware – but hey, they're still better than the alternative

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@ Big_D Re: The alternative being memorizing a bunch of really long unique passphrases

Yes of course. I don't think clearly sometimes. And occasionally the point goes so far over my head it may as well be part of the CMB.

At least I will always have access to my passwords even if someone else does too.

Have an up vote for making me realise how I should pay more attention and think after my first coffee of the morning and not before it.

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The alternative being memorizing a bunch of really long unique passphrases

or using a LibreOffice Calc spreadsheet encrypted with one really long passphase.

Backed up to an external device and a sometimes inaccessible cloud service of your choice.

Down productivity tools: Microsoft Teams takes a Monday tumble

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Joke

It isn't a good look for Microsoft.

Less make up more substance?

It all went downhill from Horace goes skiing

Fun fact: GPS uses 10 bits to store the week. That means it runs out... oh heck – April 6, 2019

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63 down votes

Interesting.

Point is, if it all goes tits up... I will know where I am, where I am going and how to get there.. Unless I am on a plane, or a boat or in some other place that requires GPS to know where it is at.

I did not say GPS was useless nor am I denying GPS has many uses. I think it is pretty awesome. However, I don't need or use it. It is another thinking bypass for most people. I prefer my thinking NOT to be bypassed.

It seems 63 people missed my point. I am not a sailor. I do not provide location services to others. I don't need GPS.

For a site that is for IT professionals, I am surprised that my post was so misinterpreted by so many.

Meh.

My faith in the future of IT and the people that will provide services based on IT is now at an all time low.

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I use a map. Was a mobile service engineer in a previous life... have A-Z of most UK cities. I don't own a satnav. My 17 year old car don't have one either. If ya can't do it yourself you is someone's bitch.

After outrage over Chrome ad-block block plan, Google backs away from crippling web advert, content filters

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Re: So, basically, no change there

Not if ya root it. I never seen an ad on my phone, more than once.

620 million accounts stolen from 16 hacked websites now for sale on dark web, seller boasts

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hacked account indicator

Normally, although not always, if ones email address becomes publicly available it will be spammed.

Now if one uses a different email address for any accounts one wishes to remain secure for example mypaypal@xxxx.xxx for paypal or myamazon@xxxx.xxx for amazon etc. if any spam hits those email addresses, it is a good indicator of that email address being in the public domain.

QNAP NAS user? You'd better check your hosts file for mystery anti-antivirus entries

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Need to upgrade

My 9-10 year old Iomega IX2 Storcenter to something quicker and newer. I worry about a hardware fail. Not disks.

I replaced 1 drive in that time.. I guess I is lucky.

The thing has never really been switched off since I bought it. I have powered it down to move it a few times. It is isolated from the Internet.

The new thing I get would also be isolated from the Internet.

I can understand the average home user leaving default settings in place on a NAS and not configuring their router to block all WAN ingress to anything but a specified IP address or DMZ (I have a web/mail server under my desk) and actually needing an anti-virus solution because of the silly things they do though.

Google's stunning plan to avoid apps slurping Gmail inboxes: Charge devs for security audits

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imho

Such API's should not exist. At least those that parse the email content.

How many people using gmail think that their emails are private? Those that do not read the T&C's and privacy policy?

Almost everyone with a gmail account then.

Those users who are not smart enough to tag an email as spam or open, read and click on links in emails from unknown sources, well what can I say?

Apple puts bullet through 'Do Not Track', FaceTime snooping bug and iOS vulnerabilities

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Do not track

is partly enforced by blocking third party cookies, deleting cookies on browser closure, denying Javascript, especially third party scripts. And having a fskn huge hosts file.

Hands up who reuses the same password everywhere, even with your Nest. Keep your hand up if you like being spied on by hackers

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Joke

Same password everywhere

different user name

Sysadmin's three-line 'annoyance-buster' busts painstakingly crafted, crucial policy

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Re: suggest improvement to DB

Yes AC, I thought is was obvious because it fskn is!

I am self taught, I have no qualifications except a C&G in 'C' applications programming from the early 90's. I am not even sure what I am doing most of the time. And when my code works I am sometimes surprised.

I expect someone with a university degree who is a database admin to have a clue, and teaching them to 'suck eggs' so to speak seems patronising if not insulting.

You are right though... I will just add "sorry if this is obvious but make sure that ...." to any future request for change. :-)

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suggest improvement to DB

me:

The SQL queries that produce KPI reports for the CEO, CFO and other top management use the content of the kpiName column to find data. This means we cannot change names of these KPI's. If there is a typo or we wish to rename them for a more accurate description to those entering data we can't. Perhaps a kpiID column with a lookup table for the kpiName would be the way to go. Then we can change kpi names at any time. A new column called kpiID is all that is needed. I will change the Insert query to send the kpiID as well as the origninal kpiName.

Business Analyst and dbAdmin:

That make sense good idea

A day later

IT Manager:

WTF is going on? why do these reports not work?

CEO is going to tear me a new one.

I write the code that that presents a web interface for users to enter KPI's

It is obviously my fault.

Me:

I will find out why, will update you soon

I look at the column names. They have been changed... kpiName to kpiID and a new empty kpiName column added.

An email to the Analyst requesting they revert the changes to column names and bit of SQL jiggery pokery later and it all works again

me:

It is sorted now, some column names were changed.

IT manager:

Thanks for the quick fix, make sure is doesn't happen again.

I didn't have access rights to alter the table but I kept my mouth shut.

IT manager still thinks it my fault. Perhaps it was, I over estimated the ability of the analyst. Unfortunately I had no rights to change the queries generating the reports.

Perhaps I should have suggested that the queries that produced the reports needed updating too.

Was fskn obvious to me. Not so to the Analyst.

El Reg talks to PornHub sister biz AgeID – and an indie pornographer – about age verification

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Does gov.uk

employ IT professionals?

I expect so.

Does gov.uk listen to them?

I expect so

Does gov.uk understand what said IT professionals say?

I expect so, at least partially.

All all can conclude is that this law is not about protecting children. It is about appearing to care about children and winning votes from an IT illiterate public, with the added bonus of more data collection.

Good news! Only half of Internet of Crap apps fumble encryption

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An alternative approach would be just to assume IoT security is generally terrible

Perhaps.

imho

A safer approach would be just to assume IoT security is generally non existent.

I'm a crime-fighter, says FamilyTreeDNA boss after being caught giving folks' DNA data to FBI

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Re: Proof of ownership?

@tiggity, you are right, I must learn to be more devious :-)

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Re: Proof of ownership?

The DNA from a crime scene is that of suspects John, not necessarily the perpetrator. A very clever criminal may not leave any DNA traces at all. A crime scene in a public place will certainly contain the DNA of innocent people... Where is the warrant?

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Proof of ownership?

"We came to the conclusion that if law enforcement created accounts, with the same level of access to the database as the standard FamilyTreeDNA user, they would not be violating user privacy and confidentiality,"

So anyone not just the FBI can submit a third parties DNA and not violate their privacy?

Terribly Sorry Bank reports 165% drop in profits to a pre-tax loss of £105.4m

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Meh

I presume..

The shareholders care.

Hopefully the customers have not lost anything of value.

meh

Kwik-Fit hit by MOT fail, that's Malware On Target

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cheap parts

yet expensive.

Perhaps someone was pissed at the invoice

iPhone price cuts are coming, teases Apple CEO. *Bring-bring* Hello, Apple UK? It's El Reg. You free to chat?

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Re: Moto G first Gen

I didn't down vote you JDX...

You are right I don't want or need anything the latest Iphone does.

I just wonder how many people buy an Iphone because of the hype and actually use all of the functions it provides that a 5 year old phone doesn't.

My car is 17 years old. It doesn't do a lot of the things a new motor will either. I dread buying a new car, I will have to root that as well.

My reasons are more about ownership and control than saving money. If what I write makes people think twice before purchasing Apple, my point will have been made.

I hope you enjoy the sense of self esteem owning an Ithing gives you.

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Moto G first Gen

still works and does what I want after 5 years.... It cost a tenth the price of an Apple flagship Iphone

LineageOS - Android 9 fast enough. Battery still lasts a couple of days with my usage.

I have always been a function over form kind of person.

Regardless of manufacturer if I can't root it, I don't want it.