Re. Phil A
Hear !! Hear !! Well said !!
Between the pocket Hitlers appointed by the government and the "database-ignorant" code slaves, we have this wonderful system that even the poorest of airline and/or hotel booking systems will sneer at !!
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I'm sure the "enemy" non-cobmatants will gladly clear up after they have departed and modify these little robots so that they can be recycled into non-suicide bombs to be used against their previous owners !!
I believe Sun Tzu mentioned something about "making war support war" some 2,500 years ago !!
As a naturally tri-lingual person and having aquired enough of a smattering in 6 others to get by in my daily needs, I think the teaching of a foreign language is a good thing. However, the _choice_ of a language is where the problem lies !!
What is the benefit in teaching kids French or German to GCSE standards if they are NEVER going to work in France or Germany ?? Kids will never be willing to suffer through years of "boring torture" just for the sake of a few days' holiday ! On the other hand, the three most widely used languages in the world are, in descending order, English, Chinese and Spanish. English, they learn at home and at school. Chinese and Spanish will enable the kids to get better jobs when they finish school because that is where the demand for languages is !! It also makes travelling abroad a lot easier since many places in the world use one or more of the three languages !!
Then again, the most commonly used and widely understood language is expressed by the waving of large-denomination local currency notes to attract and retain the attention of the local serving person(s) !!
The answer is simple !! They are _NOT_ foolish enough to bid for undeliverable projects based on politics and wishful thinking instead of logic and analysis and proper funding !!
Take our Great British Shining Examples in the world of IT - the NHS project, the Home Office biometrics projects, the HMCR tax project, ad nauseum...
Then again, it's not just in IT that these things happen. How about the Pride of London - the Millineum Dome !! Or, even better, Wembley Stadium !!
Err....it's not so simple as that. The plane is usually pressurised for 8000 feet NOT 38000 feet. Otherwise everyone will be on Oxygen continuously since the air up there is too thin to breathe. And the boiling of water is dependant on the pressure - PV/T - as in pressure cookers, given the same volume. Climbers of very tall mountains have the same problem.
But to collect the "waste" water will require many more bits which will add to the overall weight to be lugged around.....
And please tell me that Phil above does NOT live in London. Hydrogen generator in the garage (presumable with storage). Sheesh !! One good ciggie and, literally, BANG goes the neighbourhood !!
Just turn off the taps and shutdown the power substations along the border until they see sense. Well. they tried invading Canada once before, in 1812, and the Canadians saw them off. Now, with all their troops in Afghanistan and Iraq, they'll be hard pressed to do much more than make rude noises.
The Brits were driving around in cars about 2000 years ago. They were made of (mostly) recyclable material and powered by two horses. Perhaps Top Gear would like to crash one of them on to a barrier.
WARNING !! Please do keep an eye out for the RSPCA chappies, though. They take a dim view of people doing nasty things to animals like horses !!
Of a story I read some time ago of a company who sent numerous letters threatening to take a woman to court over a trivial sum they said they were owed and only discovered their mistake when they actually took action and was directed to the local cemetary. It seems the woman had died many, many years back and NOBODY took her name off that company's database and she had kept accumulating use-fees for services she could NOT possibly have used !!
Come back, Sales Ledger clerks ! All are forgiven !!
But it's American so it must be alright. After all, they are the ones who are fighting the righteous war against terrorism. Who knows what dastardly Canadian terrorists will do ? They might smuggle in rabid polar bears or poisoned maple syrup, or worse, destroy the American cultural fabric with their pop stars !!
"Sword ownership rights have been under heavy fire since they were determined to be the leading cause of death during the Siege of Acre in the third crusade.
School officials determined, due to the violent nature of the video game, the iron-age WMD (weapon of mass decapitation) and other undisclosed information, the matter should be classified as a "Level 3" situation."
And all that happened at a period in history when all good Americans were bashing each other on the head with stone axes !! Perhaps the police should arrest everyone in possession of a lump of WMD (Weapon of Mass Disablement) stone !!
Just get me that lady in the picture......
bloody geeks, the lot of 'em
Seriously, the first really usable full spec "laptop" that I know of was the Toshiba 100 (and later, the Toshiba 200). It was a laptop if you had 28 inch circumference thighs !! It used a 386, had a 14 inch LCD screen and could run on DOS, CP/M, or as mine did, on SCO Unix and all the programs that were written for those OSes. Mine actually ran an Oracle client AND database, all be it shoehorned in. And you didn't even need to be a bodybuilder to carry it around, although it helps !!
Haven't you heard of Quislings or collaborators ?? There are plenty of stories of human Quislings working for mechanical/alien overlords against their own kind in lots of Science Fiction (NOT sci-fi, please) stories. They'll be the ones manning(??) the Segways !!
Then along comes the hero/heroine/heroid/herobot and wipes they out !!
I believe that Heinlein's book about chucking rocks at Earth was "The moon is a harsh mistress" where ore carriers loaded with rocks were chucked at Earth using electro-magnetic catapults.
And the only (humanly possible) reasons for conquering Earth is to enslave the population or that Earthlings are very tasty or both !! Therefore, wiping out the population will not serve.
But as Arthur C. Clarke had said,"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"; perhaps we should look to Harry Potter for ideas to defend Earth !!
Dear Mike,
Tagging politicians is an utterly unnecessary expense. Just head for the nearest source of incandescent, infra-red and there you'll find them pouring out volumes of hot air !! Perhaps they should be harnessed as a source of renewable resource energy and just elect new ones when they run out !!
Many years ago a bunch of technically competent robbers walked up to a *bullet-proof* plate glass window at a jewelers in London, fired a nailgun at it and made off with several millions in jewelry. Appearantly, the *point* of the nail multiplied the force of impact tremendously and, thus, shattered the *bullet-proof* glass. If I remember rightly, that nailgun was made/marketed by a company called "Hilti". I believe that a scramble ensued amongst the glass manufacturers to produce a *Hilti-proof* glass !!
So, all are not stupid, who use a nailgun !!