* Posts by Pascal Monett

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Try placing a pot plant directly above your CRT monitor – it really ties the desk together

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Maybe, but at least you were intelligent enough to realize your mistake.

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Kids on their smartphones ?

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Yeah, you'd think indeed.

I certainly wouldn't need more than one shock.

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Ah, the wonders of stereotypes.

Xiaomi parties like a winner after coming second on world smartphone sales charts

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"hires 5,000 engineers"

Am I supposed to believe that there were 5000 engineers lying around waiting to be hired ?

Okay, it's China, but even in China I would think that an engineer is not exactly the kind of person that waits for a job.

So that would mean that he hired 5000 newly-minted engineers from China's universities ?

Hmm. So they'll be getting their experience on the job, then. Good for them, maybe not so good for Xiaomi.

The lights go off, broadband drops out, the TV freezes … and nobody knows why (spooky music)

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Re: French water meters

That's interesting. I thought there were standards on that point in my country.

In every house or appartment I have ever owned, the meter to my property was either in a cabinet labelled as such, or in the garage.

As it is in the house we live in since November 2017. I have the meter and the cutoff lever in the garage, just like I had it in the house we lived in before for 20 years.

On the other hand, in this house I have no idea where the public water mains is if ever my water meter needs replacing.

Interesting, isn't it ? There are some bits of technology that simply don't fail. How come we can't do that with light bulbs or garage doors ?

BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?

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Now, now.

The BOFH is an expert . I'm sure he won't leave any detritus from his physical operations.

He never does.

Cyberlaw experts: Take back control. No, we're not talking about Brexit. It's Automated Lane Keeping Systems

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How indeed

"How can we all be satisfied that drivers of vehicles fitted with ALKS know how and when to take back control of their vehicle? "

For me, the answer is simple : we can't.

As long as there are bloody Tesla idiots who put themselves in the back seat of their car, I am not going to put an ounce of trust in any technology that purports allowing the driver to not pay attention to the road.

Give me a true autonomous vehicle, or get lost.

Restoring your privacy costs money, which makes it a marker of class

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Re: "Privacy is dead!"

And Goodwin's cousin rears its ugly head.

NortonLifeLock sniffs around Avast, announces 'advanced discussions' for acquisition

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"highly complementary business profiles"

Yes, let's absolutely merge together all anti-virus companies.

After all, they all use the same principle : compare binary code against signatures, which has proved time and time again to not be enough.

Then we can start talks about monopoly, and how we need to break them up again.

The world goes round and round . . .

United, Mesa airlines order 200 electric 19-seater planes for short-hop flights

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International travellers are rarely on the "short hop" range, especially in the USA.

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Ah, the wonders that future technology will bring us !

Nuclear cloud: UK's reactor cleanup crew awards Softcat reseller deal for Microsoft licences, Azure services

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Cost-effective ?

For a government project ?

BWA HAA HA HA HAA HAAA HA HAAAAA !

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

How many Brits have deleted life-saving track and trace app from their phones? No idea, junior minister tells MPs

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"The costly App, which [..] designed to help" . .

. . all the Minister's friends and allow them to make bank during a time of crisis.

In that, it has indeed been supremely successful.

As for preventing infections, well given that they don't know who has the app, who's using it and who has uninstalled it, just how reliable do you really think those figures are ?

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It's because that's what your Government wants you to believe.

Facebook pulls plug on mind-reading neural interface that restored a user's speech

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So, a stunning breakthrough in neuroscience is abandoned . .

. . because El Zuck and his minions can't see a way to milk billions out of it by next quarter.

You can be sure, however, that if ever someone else finds a way, El Zuck's lawyers will be all over it with "prior art" to suck the very life out of the project.

Down to the last penny.

LibreOffice 7.2 release candidate reveals effort to be Microsoft-compatible

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"improve import and export compatibility with Microsoft Office"

I applaud the effort, but it is misdirected.

It is Borkzilla that should improve its compatibility with the Open Office standard.

That said, we all know what standards mean to Borkzilla . . .

The coming of Wi-Fi 6 does not mean it's time to ditch your cabled LAN. Here's why

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Re: With 5G, there's no longer "work" or "home" or "mobile"

I'm pretty sure that the IT admin at the NSA (or any Fortune 1000 company) is not going to agree with that statement.

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Re: And security?

I totally agree.

There's going to be a mad scramble in city centers when businesses realize that the appartment building on the other side of the street has someone who hacked into their network via WiFi and is listening in on everything.

I don't know how easy that could be, and I'm not a hacker, but I'm pretty sure that CAT-5 is virtually impossible to evesdrop on unless you splice the cable - which is kinda hard to do from the other side of the street.

WiFi is convenient, no doubt there, but it is certainly not and never will be as secure as wired networks.

Report: 83% of UK software engineers suffer burnout, COVID-19 made it worse

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From what I've seen about the Agile process, it's a lot of meetings, and a lot of management patting themselves on the back and gargling themselves with all these new terms (Scrum master appears particularly appealing).

However Agile they call themselves, their projects are invariably late, don't have the functionality required, and take way longer to finalize than planned for (if they ever do).

But hey, they can make several changes per day !

None that will actually benefit the user, though.

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Re: if you didn't like what was being offered then you could go elsewhere

I am very happy for you that you are in a position to change employer whenever it suits you.

Guess what ? Not everyone has that privilege.

There are various possible reasons, but some people just have to slog it out whether they like it or not.

You can understand or not, you can be empathetic or not care, but it won't change that fact.

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"the same old type of business calling themselves Agile"

That is the unavoidable problem when you have a methodology that does not require certification to be adopted. I can call myself Agile, I can put it on my CV. I can (and have) made multiple commits to production environments on the same day. I have stand-up meetings, mainly because I come with a question and I need the answer right away.

But I am no Scrum master, I code what needs to be coded in the order required to solve the problem at hand. I am not Agile, I just provide solutions.

For companies, there should be a certification to call oneself Agile. Sorting the wheat from the chaff.

Won't happen though.

It had to happen: Microsoft's cloudy Windows 365 desktops are due to land next month

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Indeed. It's good to see that there are still engineers tirelessly at work to ensure that Single Point Of Failure options remain available.

A Cloud PC. What a wonderful idea. Now, when (not if) the Cloud is down, not only will you not have access to your online files, but your system won't respond either, so you really can't do anything.

Microsoft : ensuring that downtime means downtime.

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The Board wants this, and that's all that matters.

Eh, Ballmer ?

tsoHost pleads for 'patience and understanding' as sites borked, support sinkholed

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They purchase a company and shut down the product after 2 years ?

Seems to me that either the purchase was ill-considered, or the changes they wanted did not fit the product (aka, ill-considered).

Oh well, they're following in HPs footsteps, apparently.

Imagine a world where Apple shacked up with Xerox in the '80s: How might it look today?

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You're not very familiar with the concept of "alternative history", are you ?

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Re: Big credit

It may be obvious now, but in 1968, I'm guessing it was much less obvious.

Especially since computers were the size of rooms at the time.

Of course, hindsight is 20/20, as they say.

Here boy! Making the Sample Fetch Rover that'll collect soil from the Red Planet

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Dust

I find it surprising that they have not implemented a pump to store Mars atmosphere and a spigot to spray the solar panels with.

I'm far from a NASA engineer, so i'm guessing somebody did think of it and the decision was that it was too costly for the energy budget, because frankly I fail to see any other reason.

Cybercriminals took advantage of WFH to target financial services companies, say financial bods

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"Any analysis at this stage needs to bear in mind that the pandemic is not yet over"

Not by a long shot.

We're now being told, in France, that a fourth wave is going to happen. The D variant is, apparently, much more contagious.

Despite all the vaccinations.

All of this is just an excuse to force people to get vaccinated whether they want to or not. Macron has pleged billions to the pharma companies, so now we are marched to the needle despite all Constitutional and Human Rights arguments.

I am sick of my government changing its tune like a weathervane.

Pick a path and stick to it, for frak's sake.

Hong Kong working to share its digital IDs with mainland China

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iAM Smart

More like iAM Screwed.

You will be assimilated.

Boffins find an 'actionable clock' hiding in your blood, ticking away to your death

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"our completely unbiased approach"

I congratulate them if they have actually achieved that. Being totally unbiased about anything is already impressive.

SolarWinds issues software update – one it wrote for a change – to patch hole exploited in the wild

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a patch it wrote this time

It is available on the SolarWinds FTP server, for which the access password security has been vastly reinforced.

It is now S0larWinds1234.

With a straight face, Putin agrees to do something about ransomware coming out of Russia, apparently

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"mine cryptocurrency on smartphones"

I am aware that smartphones a quite powerful these days - for their form factor.

But it pays to know that entire racks of powerful machines are used in farms to mine funny monies ; a smartphone, as powerful as it may be, cannot hold a candle to a Nvidia GeForce RTX 3080.

So a mobile app to mine stupid money is about as useful as a tricycle in a Formula 1 competition. You'll get there one day, years after everyone else has forgotten you even exist.

But of course, the article used the right word when it said "marks". Yup, one born every minute.

Twitter U-turns after conferring society's highest honor – a blue check mark – on very obvious bot accounts

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"profile pictures seemingly created by AI software"

Oh, so like TPDNE then ?

Lenovo says it’s crammed a workstation into a litre of space – less than three cans of beer

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Re: Small RAM

That's not the way I understood it. I read it as a pair of SODIMM slots which can each handle 32GB.

So you can slot in 2 32GB DIMMs and get 64GB of DDRx RAM.

That's how I read it, in any case.

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Re: Work from home

Agreed. That sentence felt strange to me as well.

Animators especially work with terabytes of data. Having a 6-screen setup at home with 64GB of RAM is not going to help them.

They're probably thirsting for a better connection with more bandwidth.

Kaseya restores SaaS, then 'performance issues' force a do-over

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“With the large number of users coming back online in a short window"

Which is something you absolutely should have planned for and guarded against.

But no, you gave everyone the same startup time and then you're surprised that they all came in at that time.

Tsk, tsk.

Biden takes another step to discard Trump-era Chinese social media app ban

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"China also fears the US gaining power through data"

With one caveat : the US already has boatloads more data than China, so China's fears are justified.

The US' fears are simply that China gets more data than it has.

And we are stuck in the middle, being data-raped all day long by everyone else.

Fun times, right ?

Google killed desktop Drive and replaced it with two apps. Now it’s killing those, and Drive for desktop is returning

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Dancing to someone else's tune

It's great that someone offers a free product with useful functionality.

It's less great when that someone is an Internet behemoth that changes its mind on a whim. Disruptive is meant to improve the user experience, not destroy it.

Killing Drive and then ressurecting it to kill its successors demonstrates that nobody thought the whole thing through in the first place.

Google should test its products internally more thoroughly before offering them to the public, and then throwing everything away. Again.

NASA signs $1bn deal with Northrop Grumman to build studio apartment in lunar orbit with room for 3 vehicles

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$187 million for a "small studio apartment"

Wow. Real-estate in space is one heck of a deal.

G20 finance ministers agree plan to make multinationals pay their 'fair share' of tax

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"historic" [..] "seismic shift"

I'll believe that when I hear that, following the adoption of said proposals, Google/Facebook/Apple/etc is finally paying something in tax.

SteelSeries Apex Pro plays both sides of the mechanical keyboard fence – and wins

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Re: I'm worried about longevity.

I have a Logitech G15 since a few years now.

Amber backlighting only, which is fine by me, and it is working like a charm.

I hope it will keep working like a charm for another good few years.

BOFH: Where there is darkness, let there be a light

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Re: Anything with a network connection can be scanned

I'm sure that's true.

Now tell me how my keyboard, mouse, screens and other attached local hardware can be scanned over the network, whether you know about them or not.

Windows 11 still doesn't understand our complex lives – and it hurts

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Re: Surprise surprise.

I disagree.

First of all, I doubt that the author of the article is an idiot.

Second, I do believe that he advanced a lot of valid arguments.

Teams is a nightmare for me and I only use it once a week. Microsoft is increasingly nightmarish and totally overstepping its bounds. Forcing me to log in with a corporate ID just to open Excel ? WTF ? Am I going to have to send a dick pic as well ?

Thankfully, my Borkzilla ID issues are constrained to an environment where an actual admin is available to solve issues since it is all for customers and I work on their own hardware (sent to me via UPS or whatever else last year).

I shudder to think of what I would have to go through if I had to deal with that shit on my personal hardware.

Thank God for Firefox + NoScript + uBlock Unity.

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Indeed, but somehow it is not improving Firefox market penetration.

Ah, I see you found my PowerShell script called 'SiteReview' – that does not mean what you think it means

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Re: Hands on...

Well it must be said : kudos all around.

Kudos to the lady who had the balls to go to her boss about it, and kudos to the boss who made a no-nonsense response with immediate effect.

If only there were more people like that at Uber and other such places of despicable behavior.

Uncle Sam sanctions Chinese AI outfits for links to Xinjiang Uyghur human-rights abuses

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Do you really think they tag your photos for your convenience ?

Revealed: Perfect timings for creation of exemplary full English breakfast

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Re: Frozen hash browns - I am shocked

I'm not awake enough before breakfast to go through all that.

I'll buy my hash browns in a proper frozen bag, thank you.

Besides, we're talking about breakfast. I'm not picky at that time of day.

Taiwan chip giant sees 20 per cent revenue spike as industry struggles to meet demand

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1.5 million wafers a year

I wonder what this vast increase in production capability will have as an impact on water pollution.

All those additional millions of gallons of water aren't going to clense themselves.

Biden order calls for net neutrality, antitrust action, ISP competition – and right to repair your own damn phone

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"if you buy a product, you own it"

Amen to that.

I have always found absolutely unbelievable that I can buy a $10,000 car and modify it any way I want, have it repaired anywhere I choose, but a $500 phone I can't ?

Nonsense.

I hope this cleans up the mess and sets things straight.