* Posts by LINCARD1000

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Hipsters ahoy! Top Ten BOARD games for festive family fun

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Terminator

RoboRally

An oldie but a goodie. Relatively simple concept but it's a hell of a lot of fun. Not sure if it's still available or not but if so well worth grabbing.

If you're not already familiar with it, you have a number of boards that you connect up that contain multiple paths to get to the other side of each board, with lots of traps and conveyor belts etc . Each turn the players have a number of directional movement cards they can program into their robots to move them along in addition to the movement of the conveyor belts to take into account. The hilarity ensues as players accidentally (or more often deliberately) push others onto different squares as the 'pre-programmed' movements still take effect.

An awesome way to waste a few hours, and c'mon... card-programmed robots? Awesome!

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30,000 people buy a box of BOVINE EXCREMENT

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Coffee/keyboard

Apropos of CAG - if you bought this and then on-sold it... would that count as "pooping back and forth forever"?

(am I allowed to laugh at my own lame jokes?)

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Slough or Antarctica? Well, at least Antarctica has penguins

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That's pretty awesome, would have loved the opportunity to work for a while in a place like Antarctica if for nothing else but having the experience. Sadly I don't think such a remote location is conducive to married life (at least not when you still like the person you're married to...).

Hope you and your husband are very happy together in Sweden, Kevin :-)

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VW's Scirocco diesel: A sheep in Wolfsburg’s clothing

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We had a 2.0 diesel Scirocco back in 2010 and it was actually a great car to bomb around in. Hell, we took it on a 5 week driving holiday all around Europe (got some strange looks having a Norwegian plated vehicle in southern and eastern parts though). Yeah, the ride was a little rough in its 'sport' (hah!)mode but it was comfortable enough on both long and short trips otherwise. Was well built also.

Have to say that the stated top speed is about right... we got ours up to 211 kph on the German autobahn which isn't bad for a 2L automatic diesel :-) Probably could have got it a little faster given a bit more time in the fast lane but we kept getting aggressive and impatient Audi and Merc drivers crawling over our arses.

Horses for courses... it's looks are divisive (people either like or hate it) and it's effectively a Golf, but I liked it and enjoyed driving it. Although not so much on Italian roads - it's quite wide and Italian roads/drivers aren't known for being courteous or forgiving.

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NASA prods sleeping New Horizons spacecraft: Wakey, wakey, Pluto's calling

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It's been a great few months for various space endeavours and it looks like the next few will have just as many interesting and exciting events occur also.

Apart from a lot of crap happening back here on Earth, we live in wondrous times.

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BORGED! Expat moves from New Zealand to Norway to be acquired by Cisco

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Re: Seems I'm not the only one...

I wonder if it might be something to do with the influx of foreign workers coming into these Euro countries which makes the natives a little cautious/annoyed until they get to know you?

In Norge at least there are (or were) a lot of Polish and Romanian workers flooding into the country who are much cheaper to hire than Norwegians for various (typically manual labour) jobs. This was looked on as both a good and bad thing depending on who you talked with, and whether they needed plumbing, electrical or building work done ;-)

To be fair there is a bit of that here in NZ as well with various Asian, Indian and Pacific Island immigrants. Many people here tend to be a bit stand-offish toward them until they get to know them better.

Just a thought, anyway.

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Re: Don't go if you like beer

You're not wrong about the costs, especially alcohol. The intriguing thing is that other than beer, the only place to buy booze by the bottle is the Vinmonopolet (literally wine monopoly) which is run by the Norsk government. It's very tightly regulated which is one reason the costs are so high.

First time I shouted a round at a pub for colleagues, the cost of it made me swear out loud. It was 4 times the cost of what it would have been in NZ.

Tromsø is fantastic - went there during both Winter and Summer. Really does feel like a city at the edge of the world. Dog-sledding under the aurora borealis is quite a surreal, mind-blowing experience.

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Re: The second thing...

Hey Tim - Cisco, like any huge multinational company, has both good and bad things going for it - their benefits for staff (and families) in the non-US sites are pretty good. But it's not a hugely agile company in terms of internal processes, however. When you're working for a smaller company you get used to things happening quickly and being able to implement processes/projects without toooooo much bureaucracy, something not so easy to accomplish with a huge corporate.

They bought Tandberg because their own VC offerings at the time were pretty woeful and the stuff Tandberg was putting out was generally very well regarded in the industry. As far as I know there are still quite a few Tandberg people working for the Borg, although many are/were snatched up by smaller companies.

Of course the culture at the company did change when it was bought out by the Borg but considering who the other contenders were who were looking at acquiring it... let's just say it could have been a lot worse :-)

We did the move purely as a temporary thing for around 5 years to earn a chunk of money to build our dream house once we moved back to NZ. That and just experience living in a foreign country/culture for a few years and do a bit of travel. We always intended to move back to NZ, being acquired by Cisco didn't really force the issue one way or another for us.

- Kane

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Man's future in space ... Barack Obama: Mars. Narendra Modi: Mars. Vladimir Putin: Er, Moon

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Re: Iron Sky II

Scheisse... you beat me to it :-)

I'll just be in my Götterdämmerung if you need me...

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Dotcom owns up: my name was 'poison'

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Stop

Re: This bloke is deluded

Mr. Dotcom is a very polarising figure, it's true. People seem to either like him or loathe him with very little middle-ground.

That said I'd be wary of throwing out such rhetoric that "everyone in NZ is royally tired of him". The I.M. campaign certainly got a lot of younger potential voters engaged which has to be a good thing in anyone's eyes. It also hopefully opened a lot of people's eyes about the abuses of power going on by the Key led National government. While most on this site wouldn't be overly surprised at any of the revelations brought up by Greenwald and Snowden (or Mr. Dotcom himself), there are a lot of "average" New Zealanders who weren't aware of the pervasiveness of the surveillance going on and the corruption of our elected officials.

NZ's media definitely has some biases and unless you read the papers (also biased but at least a little more comprehensive) you wouldn't know a lot about what's happening. Many of the average NZ'ers are too busy worrying about what's going on with '(COUNTRY)'s GOT TALENT!" or whatever the reality TV flavour of the month is.

Yes, I think Mr. Dotcom's got a bit of an ego problem and he's almost definitely not as innocent as he would like to make out. But I still believe he's done a good thing for NZ if for no other reason than shaking up the status quo and pushing a few skeletons out of their closets. So good on him :-)

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'There is no downside – unless you count the total bath you take moving your stuff'

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Re: Came back down under after 11 years in England

Heh, funny that - we bought a (mostly bush) lifestyle block before we left though, and used much of our ill-gotten gains obtained overseas to build our sky-castle on it on our return.

Working overseas is a great way to be able to afford to come back home and retire in style... not that we can retire just yet, dammitall.

The most bemusing thing about being away from home as long as we were, was that it became very noticeable just how similar the Oz and NZ accents are. This might be horrifying to many NZ'ers and Ozzies who think we sound very different - we do, to our ears - but to dirty foreigners we're very alike :-)

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Moved to Norway from New Zealand and spent 4.5 years there (give or take a month) before returning home. While it was difficult at times and about as far from home as it is possible to be and still be on the same planet, it is an experience I will always treasure.

Living in a relatively isolated country like NZ it was very easy to become quite insular in your way of thinking and looking at the rest of the world, wondering why various 'dirty foreigners' do the things they do, say the things they say, think the things they think. But then you move somewhere unfamiliar and your whole worldview is shifted - usually for the better. It really does give you an appreciation for other cultures, other ways of thinking, and is something that everyone should try and do at least once in their lives.

Great article - looking forward to seeing more in the future :-)

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Chinese city creates footpath for smartphone addicts

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Logical Evolution... (Re: Demolition Derby)

After that comes a human mobe-molesting version of Robot Wars (I loved that show, what ever happened to it?)... wouldn't that be awesome?

The carnage would be GLORIOUS.

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Six of the best gaming keyboard and mouse combos

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Just bought one of those Das Keyboard 4 Pro jobbies the other day (Cherry MX brown). Eye-wateringly expensive but the thing reeks quality. Feels really nice to actually type on which is good for the writing hobby but have yet to game on it much though so have yet to form an opinion of it as a gaming keyboard.

Not a mouse user, I use a Kensington trackball (left handed) instead... when I've been to LANs people look at my setup and have difficulty believing you can game with such a thing. Works quite well though and as it doesn't move around the desk you don't need much real-estate.

Sadly my terrible gaming performance is more due to my laughable skills than the equipment I use. Suspect this is actually the case in the majority of instances amongst gamers :-)

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Leak: Intel readies next round of NUC

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Devil

Re: Good thing, the old ones were crap

With you on the audio. I've got one of the i5 current gen models and the interference noise via the audio outputs is very noticeable. Problem is it even comes across if you use the HDMI audio functionality on the damned thing.

The only work-around I've found is to use some sort of USB audio which kinda defeats the purpose of an all-in-one unit. It's small and quiet but yeah, Intel haven't impressed with these. Interested to see they're implementing digital audio with these new ones on at least some of the models. Guessing they haven't been able to figure out a way around the interference issue (if that's what the problem is) on the analogue audio.

So the NUC - great concept poorly carried out. Shame on you, Intel.

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HUMAN RACE PERIL: Not nukes, it'll be AI that kills us off, warns Musk

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Terminator

The Human Spanner In The Works?

We evolved primates are still easily manipulated on the whole. How much of what is done around the world is already electronic, even when human labour is involved somewhere along the line?

Say you have an AI, for argument's sake called EvilOverlord 1.0. EvilOverlord 1.0's cryogenic cooling systems spring a leak and need repairing then topping up. EvilOverlord 1.0 sends off an order via some automated booking website or via email (the HORROR) for some techs/engineers to turn up and repair the system, ostensibly signed off by some guy (real or impersonated). If the invoice is paid at the end of the day, who's gonna question it? Some trucking company delivers a few cylinders of cryogenic coolant which is then received and the system topped up by some other engineer who has received a job in his ticketing system.

There you go, lots of humans involved in servicing/repairing our EvilOverlord 1.0 without even being aware of it.

Sure, some catastrophic event might be more problematic but in that instance we'd probably all have more to worry about anyway :-)

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Kiwi satellite earth station recycled – as radio telescope

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Hamiltron - Re: If they are looking for intelligent life,

...It's as if the voices of a million bogans cried out and were suddenly silenced...

:-)

Sorry to any SW fans in the audience.

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Kiwi ISP 'Slingshot' stones geo-blocked content

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We've had it enabled for a few days now and have only seen one instance of buffering while watching Netflix (and that instance wasn't during prime-time either). I'm guessing Slingshot have enabled some jiggery-pokery on their routers that give preferential treatment to certain types of network traffic or to certain sites, perhaps.

So far so good as far as I'm concerned :-) Go Slingshot!

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Brit chap weaves silver bullet for wireless health scare bollocks

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Re: WTF

Ah, good ol' alt.tasteless... I used to hang around on there a few years back. There were some real gems, both in terms of posts and the people that posted them.

Have an upvote for nostalgia's sake :-)

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Asteroids as powerful as NUCLEAR BOMBS strike Earth TWICE YEARLY

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Re: yeah, well

Similar, only a lot more gritty and they'll do a real number on your teeth.

Personally I prefer Jaffas... :-)

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Facebook swallows Oculus VR goggle-geeks. Did that really happen?

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A Disturbance In The Force...

...as a few million gamers cried out in horror then were silenced, forever.

As if we needed another reason to dislike the Zuckerberg empire. What a crying shame.

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New Zealand

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Re: New Zealand

No other NZ'ers posting? Must be feathered roadkill on the interwebs motorway :-o

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Cassini spots MEGA-METHANE SEAS on the north pole of Titan

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Re: Curious as to why...

Good point, Steven :-)

Never had lego as a kid but I did have Stickle-Bricks.. those were awesome (and I still have them somewhere). Yes, most things did end up exploding afterward.

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Re: Curious as to why...

Huh... never thought about the contamination aspect to it although I have to admit that I'd be a little surprised if there was anything still surviving on the craft after all these years exposed to vacuum and radiation. Still, stranger things have happened, right?

And, to be fair, better (and higher paid) minds than mine have obviously thought it through :-)

The malfunctioning aspect wouldn't be too much of an issue though, given how remote the thing is and the chance of it damaging anything much.

Appreciate the response, Cray74 - thank you.

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Boffin

Curious as to why...

...they are going to deliberately de-orbit the probe rather than simply guiding it into a somewhat stable orbit once the fuel is exhausted? Surely they would still be able to get useful data from it periodically if they parked it?

After all, it's not like they're going to clutter Saturn space with junk any time soon the way we have with Earth :-)

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Is Google prepping an ARMY of WALKING ROBOTS?

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Big Brother

You're all missing the point!

How does the chocolate factory make money? Adverts. How do knowledgable people negate the annoyance of these adverts when browsing around t'web? Adblock type browser plugins.

Google have cottoned onto this and will now be delivering their adverts to you IN PERSON so they cannot be ignored... well, person in the form of a robot or drone.

Beware the robotic dog busting down your door, "YOU ARE THE MILLIONTH PERSON AND HAVE WON A FABULOUS PRIZE, JUST CLICK ON THIS LINK!"

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An afternoon with Phil Plait, the Bad Astronomer

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More of this stuff, please!

I am forever grateful to people like Mr. Plait who are so enthusiastic and passionate about astronomy, science and the like. You cannot help but get swept up at least a little bit in the excitement when you hear/watch/read what they have to say.

It is unfortunate that we have so many others trying to drag us back into the stone age with their attitudes and beliefs, but I'd like to think that despite this we are still slowly but surely moving ahead toward an enlightened future as a species. Due in part to people like Phil.

Great article/interview, would love to see more of this sort of thing on El Reg :-)

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Kiwi cops to buy 6,500 iPhones, 3,900 iPads

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Re: Pies, pies and pies

Was hoping a fellow NZ'er would pipe up with that reference :-)

Not to mention bakeries and pies are pretty much ubiquitous; donuts simply aren't a common snack food item here.

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Tracy brothers are back: Thunderbirds Are Go! again in 5... 4... 3...

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Trollface

Re: Made in Britain...

"The original was but apparently this series has to be off-shored to New Zealand. Why?"

Uh, perhaps because that's where Pukeko Pictures is based? Just a thought :-)

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Japanese boffins unfurl banner above newly-discovered Element 113

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Re: Dumb Question

Thanks for the concise, easy to understand explanation, Mike. I'd been wondering the same thing myself - why bother outside of the "because I can" explanation (and I am very pro pure-science research). That's actually quite a fascinating question; whether or not these 'superheavy' elements would behave as per their table grouping, if they could be produced in a stable form that didn't immediately self-destruct.

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Recommendations to replace an iPod Touch

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Boffin

Recommendations to replace an iPod Touch

Greetings all, I would like, if I may, to pick your collective delicious, juicy brain-meats...

I've got an aging 64GB iPod touch that I'd like to look at replacing sometime, ideally replacing it with something other than an Apple product (call me disillusioned). I've got a fairly sizable collection of music including stuff purchased through iTunes, so a device capable of playing those AAC files as well would be a plus if such a thing exists... otherwise I can just convert to MP3 but that would take a while and I'm lazy...

So, what would you recommend? The device *needs* to have:

- at least 64 GB storage

- be able to fit in a pocket

- preferably not be reliant on iTunes or another specialist software suite to transfer files (but can be flexible on this point)

- quality!

- NOT Apple

I'm not in the market for a replacement mobile phone, however if the 'perfect' device happens to be one, so be it. What would you lovely people recommend and more importantly WHY would you recommend it?

Thanks :-)

LINC

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JELLYFISH bio-bot built with rat cells to mend broken hearts

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Alert

Idle Speculation

...on my part, but what would stop your hyper-intelligent jellyfish-rat heart from getting bored one day, ripping free from where it was implanted inside your chest, and swimming around your delicious, juicy, oozing internal organs and stinging you to death from the inside...?

THE HORROR...

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Apple adds gay and lesbian icons to iOS 6 messaging

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Devil

Re: My only question for the idiots against gay marriage is ...

"...is that the language is pretty well defined and has established usage."

Your rather inflexible viewpoint and the fact that I am annoyed I have to accept a 'second-rate' legal agreement instead of a proper marriage to my male partner aside, I downvoted you because of that one statement. Languages are a naturally evolving thing and the usage, definition, pronounciation etc. of words does change over time.

Unlike, it seems, your point of view.

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SpaceX Dragon, first private ship to the ISS, launched successfully

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Trollface

Friday's Headline - Can See It Now

Drunk Spiders Arrested after Orbital Hit & Run Incident

AP - Several hundred underaged orb-web spiderlings well over the legal alcohol limit were taken into custody today after their vehicle was involved in a hit and run incident in low Earth orbit. According to eye-witness accounts from those onboard the ISS, the spiderlings had gorged themselves on wine and trout caviar onlty to leg it after the capsule they had space-jacked collided with the station. For further developments, please click this web link...

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Microsoft details Halo 4 release

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Windows

Re: oh no not again.

Agreed - although IANAP (I am not a programmer) I wouldn't have thought the cost to port from the XBox to the PC would be that expensive. And while the PC version wouldn't necessarily sell as well as the console version, there would still be *some* profit there, surely?

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Apple's iPod: ten years old

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Big Brother

What would you recommend as an alternative?

Not being snarky, but a genuine question? I have a touch but when I need to move onto something else, I'd like to go something non-Apple. What other reasonably high capacity but pocketable players are out there that are actually any good?

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Stuxnet-derived malware found infecting SCADA makers

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Black Helicopters

Israel...

...is probably the most likely suspect, donning my tin-foil hat for a moment. They have been caught red-handed operating intelligence operatives in many ostensibly "friendly" countries - ref the passport scandal a few months or a year or so ago whenever it was.

Then there was the Israeli intelligence interference that only came to light in NZ recently.

As for US involvement? Possibly, who knows. The US is so closely involved with Israel that they share the same bloody intestinal flora.

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Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Kapsalon v quesadillas

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Alert

Pies

An antipodean (NZ, but possibly also Asstralian) delight after a night on the sauce is a dried up horror of a pie from a petrol-station pie-warmer.

Crusty and a sensible temperature on the outside, full of 1000 degree meat-something on the inside. Even better if it is a steak & cheese, or mince & cheese pie of the Big Ben brand - in that case there is a brown smear of something that might have once possibly *seen* meat in passing, and the cheese is hotter than molten Aluminium.

What you would compare this to, however, is beyond me.

I wont even mention what happens to a sausage roll after being in a petrol-station pie-warmer all day...

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Obama+world pays tribute to Steve Jobs

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Coffee/keyboard

Oh...

Well played that, Sir :-D

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Goodyear blimps to be replaced by German Zeppelins

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Pint

Given...

...the novelty value and the rarity of such a beast, I would imagine tickets for passenger airship cruises similar to those in the golden-age of airship travel would be sold out in a heart-beat. And with new technologies available now even the speed would not be so much of an issue. Sure, faster by regular fixed-wing aircraft, but when the biggest part of the attraction is in the getting there itself, you wouldn't actually want speed.

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DIY crimekit brings advanced malware to Mac OSX

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Jobs Horns

Maybe

Manual installation may be required, but your average, not hugely IT literate Mac user is likely to realize how to uninstall it or even realize that the "anti-malware" software is actually responsible...?

I suspect not.

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Seagate to buy Samsung's disk drive biz?

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Pint

A mixed bag

Had serious issues with both WD & Seagate, but zero problems with the various Samsung Spinpoint drives I've bought. That's not to say that others who have are exaggerating, more just a comment that no one brand seems to be "king of the hill" in terms of reliability - there will always be horror stories no matter what brand you talk about.

Online storage of files is all well and good but requires internet access wherever you go. And you are then totally reliant on another organisation for backup and access of important files. Not to mention a matter of trust...

Local storage and local backups for me, with online ("cloud") services being a handy tool to move files between different machines without requiring physical media to do so.

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Windows 7 gets the Star Wars treatment

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Stop

Wow, so impressed

Your comment is by far the most thoughtless and insulting shit I have ever seen, and I live across the pond from the USA.

Hey, it's seriously that thoughtless and insulting, I give you 2 FINGERs!

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Energy crisis over - for 250 years?

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Boffin

Gas =/= Petrol

...aka petroleum distillate. Being a UK-centric site it is natural to assume they are referring to natural gas as opposed to petrol. The term "gas" is very much a North American thing from what I can gather.

Besides, petrol does not occur naturally, oil and gas do. You do not "drill for petrol" - it is distilled from crude.

Kill me, I've become a pedant.

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Pac Fibre invites tenders for Au-NZ-US cable

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Unhappy

Hmm...

Wonder if it means the internet users in NZ will stop being raped quite so much by the incumbents who charge the Earth and provide a service that is next to nothing.

I suspect not.

But more bandwidth to bring things up to at least a 3rd world level will be good.

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Chilean clock-cooking could cause computer chaos

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Thank you, KissingTheCarpet

As someone who fixed a lot of old RPG400 code for a UK based insurance company to ensure it was compliant, the results would certainly not have been the utter catastrophe that the fear-mongers would have you believe. However, it would have produced a bit of a mess financially with many of the automated systems for large corps producing some entertainingly hairy results.

Y2K - overblown? Yes. Still an issue? Yes.

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Airship 'Sky Tugs' ordered from Lockheed for Canadian oilfields

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Go

Never thought...

...I would get the opportunity in my lifetime to see large dirigibles flying over-head... they might not be the impressive rigid beasties of yesteryear, but I will take what I can get. Small advertising/passenger blimps might be all well and good, but they do not instill the sense of wonder of the LTA monsters they are talking about now.

Looking forward to this.

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Lindsay Lohan ditches her surname

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Fire up NAOMI

You, Sir... had me choking with laughter. How very cynical of you :-D

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China rejects Google snoop claims

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Badgers

You're all poops & I'm leaving China forever...

...BRB.

Love,

Google.

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Apple 'gay-cure' app severely slapped

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No...

...you cant. Sod off.

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