* Posts by Charles Champness

7 posts • joined 23 Mar 2008

Run Mac OS X on a PC

Charles Champness
Pirate

@ Mark Brew

yeah it's piracy, but it's smartly done... the author points out how hard it is, and the crap results divert your attention to the easier Linux and Windows... or buying a Mac.

a more fitting title to this article would be... "Why not to use Pirated OSX"

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Women turn on to a throbbing Maserati

Charles Champness
Coat

...who pays? you pays!

@AC "I really don't know where they get the funding for this sort of crap"

you know that insurance bill you cough up like a rotten furball every month? that's what pays for this kind of research.

mines the one with the Subaru keys in the pocket, it's not a Maserati, but at least it's not a VW!

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Scumbags punt Trojan with baby kidnap lure

Charles Champness
Coat

cheap antivirus solution...

...use a spelling and or grammar checker.

...just checking if my baby (ie. cattleprod) is still in the coat pocket where i left it.

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NZ judge saves girl from bloody silly name

Charles Champness
Coat

it's a kiwi thing

it's normal for kiwis to call their kids strange names, i grew up with kids called "rainbow" and "sky" among other very interesting names... but i must say, it's a hell of a lot better than peter, paul, john and mary... at least they're original!

...checking that my kiwi passport is still in the jacket pocket.

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Disgruntled admin gets 63 months for massive data deletion

Charles Champness
Linux

covered his tracks all the way to his front door...

the funny thing is, it seems the job evaluation was correct, there was obviously some personal conflict going on... enough that he went on a rampage.

linux, because he should have at least used a usb bootable (thus disposable) system? then he wouldn't need to wipe any home computers... case closed.

*FBI knocks on door, "hi boys! want to take my computers? cool, just ignore the barry white mp3's ok!"

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Besuited cubicle monkey trashes office

Charles Champness
Coat

who says it's a fake?

1. they sound east european to me

2. some people in this world still use CRT's right?

3. screens work perfectly fine without screwing the cables in place, which makes installation and removal quicker (and they're easier to throw)

4. ouch, that chick got a face full and she doesn't look like a stuntgirl

5. he did a damn good job screwing up that office before security came

6. there are way too many people for this to be an unpaid fake... unless if there's a huge bunch of bored friends who have some old office equipment to waste?!? in that case they did an awesome job!!

i would have knocked him to the floor within 10sec... but only because i don't like picking plant soil out of my keyboard.

...just getting the cattleprod out of my jacket pocket to join the fun.

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Vista SP1 downloaders bite back

Charles Champness
Gates Halo

sepp=depp

what's the problem, didn't these people ever hear of Ghost?

i chose bill (the good one) because for once microsoft are actually doing something good for the IT evolution... kulling off millions of users who cannot use.

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