* Posts by Rukario

563 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Mar 2008

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Apple: You thought Google dodged taxes? Get a load of THIS

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Mushroom

Popcorn please...

Fried-egg sarnies kick off Reg man's quid-a-day nosh challenge

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Joke

> I hear songbirds are also delicious.

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1995-08-24/

Pirate Bay docks in Iceland

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Headmaster

Re: Since they both love pissing off the USA so much

Methinks you mean thepiratebay.kp

Nick Clegg: Snooper's Charter 'isn't going to happen'

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IT Angle

Re: I would sell my mum for votes

> Eunuchs have historically been employed in brothels and harems, since they can be trusted not to touch the merchandise.

Couldn't resist:

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1993-11-09/

Apple loses again in Chinese App Store copyright case

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WTF?

元730000?

Excuse me while I reach behind the sofa to get some loose change.

Student falsely IDed by Reddit as Boston bomber found dead

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Headmaster

Re: Several...

> Several sources all confirming because they heard the same original source, is hardly conformation is it?

Conformation is exactly what it is, repeating the same tweetbleat.

Virgin Media: SO SORRY we fined your dead dad £10 for unpaid bill

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Joke

Re: Outstanding

> humans are still much better at context than computers.

I can see some semi-literate minimum-wage type looking at and and thinking: "payment - late - customer - late. - looks OK to me."

That's not human, that's Magrathean.

Ubuntu 13.04: No privacy controls as promised, but hey - photo search!

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Devil

Is it me, or is anyone else getting fed up with all these "cute" names they come up with for an OS.

"Raring Ringtail"

"Mint"

"Gingerbread"

"JellyBean".

God knows what else.

"Snow Leopard"

"Mountain Lion"

I'm looking forward to OSXI to being called "Bigglesworth" though I had to upvote "Spunky Spermwhale" for Ubuntu 13.10. I have to wonder, though, what will 17.10 be called... will Ubuntu go back to A?

Spectre of Steve Jobs in one last outing at WWDC

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Stop

Sold out

How long did it take for the fanbois to scoop up all the available tickets?

Bogus gov online test tells people on dole they're just SO employable

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Joke

Re: Gov't tests

It rained for one hour on Monday, two hours on Tuesday and four hours on Wednesday. How many hours will it rain on Thursday?

a. 5

b. 6

c. 8

d. Don't know

Better question - how many hours will it rain on Saturday?

32.

Apple slips Antennagate victims $15 each. The lawyers get $16m

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Thumb Down

Re: Value of the cheque

Sadly, Tim Cook is no Don Knuth.

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Mushroom

> "The Cupertino idiot-tax operation" does seem like a next leap forward in fanboi-baiting."

And they will take the bait. [takes a quick glance down] Oh look, they've already started.

<- looks like a bucket of popcorn if you squint hard enough

Australian Federal Police claim arrest of 'LulzSec leader'

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Black Helicopters

Re: The leader of Lulzsec?

Confession accepted. Icon ignored.

White House backs US web sales tax - eBay hits panic alarm

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Angel

And will those Oregon online stores then have to register for sales tax in any district where they might sell something to? This is the main stumbling block, for what I can see, with the current system. Washington State sales tax rates. So, quick, what's the rate in Birch Bay? It's in the same ZIP code area as Blaine, so it's 8.5%, right? Actually it's 8.5% but because it's in the Whatcom Unincorporated PTBA. And this is just Washington state.

Simple, isn't it?

Amazon: We're expanding into TWO HUNDRED countries

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Thumb Down

Re: Why don't they expand into Canada

That'll be publishers using an exchange rate of something ridiculous like C$1.60 to US$1.

Who's a Siri boy, then? Apple hoards your voices for TWO years

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Re: "tell my wife I love her"

I'm changing my email signature to read "Envoyé depuis un PC nul dans une salle de réseau pourrie sur un ordinateur de merde."

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Alert

"tell my wife I love her"

If this is the case, Norman Thavaud could really be in trouble!

Microsoft betting on smaller Windows 8 devices and subscriptions

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Re: Office 365's licensing model

> At a guess, everybody who has heard this claim repeatedly for the last decade or so

This year is the fifteenth anniversary of the Halloween Documents, though I recall the "This is the Year of Linux" crowing to have been around longer.

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Facepalm

Re: Win8/Office365 driving customers away fromMicrosoft.

Meant to add... there's just Recycle Bin and two hidden desktop.ini files.

Rukario

Re: Win8/Office365 driving customers away fromMicrosoft.

@M attEvansC3:

> It's not rude to point that someone is saying something untrue.

Ok then:

> There is a My Computer and Windows Explorer in Windows 8, you do not need to look for it as its on the desktop.

No there isn't.

British bookworms deem Amazon 'evil'

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Re: What sort of cretin buys a Amazon Swindle anyway?

> "THEN they discover they've bought into proprietary DRM-saturated Hell."

> How do they discover this? When all the books they buy from amazon automagically appear on the device?

Nope, when all the books they buy from amazon automagically disappear from the device.

Microsoft CFO quits as quarterly results fail to sparkle

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> Also, I believe Win8 is officially less popular than Vista, as least in terms of sales so far..

That's only because W8 hasn't matured been forced out on to as many consumer devices (yes HP I'm looking at you) with no downupgrade path to its predecessor. Yet.

Rukario
Boffin

Re: This is what I think.....

> Will we still be queuing up to buy DVDs of Windows19 and upgrade to Office2033?

Nope, we'll (or our successors will) have their credit cards slurped by the minute to use Windows 300 and Office 240 (numbers based on the days of uptime per year the "cloud" will have).

MS CLOUD FAIL

(Let's see... "tech genius" icon - check; all-caps byline - check. Missing anything? I'm surprised the "Big E" hasn't been around. What an ironic name to call him.)

Google tells Microsoft IE shops: We can help you with those 'legacy apps'

Rukario

Re: "First do no harm"

Right. Google's is "Don't be evil."

US House of Representatives passes CISPA by 288-127

Rukario
Mushroom

Re: What I don't understand...

We don't trust the government with the weapons either.

AMAZEBALLS: Buy a doomed Apple TV, get a replacement free

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Re: I'm still unsure...

Ok Frankee... I was wondering what the OP meant, because I have a Kubuntu PC connected to the VGA port of my TV screen. It streams online video from Youtube, Netflix, etc, it streams video from my file server, I can't think of anything else I'd want it to do. I could probably add an ATSC tuner to it but to get what? American TV from across the border? No thanks.

Oh yeah, the "well-designed" interface. I find KDE better designed than Gnome, Windows XP, 7, 8 (of course), and definitely better designed than the darling of design, OSX. (But this is me. YMMV.)

White House threatens to veto redrafted Cyber Intelligence act

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Thumb Down

Protection from legislation?

"In order to share potentially personal information, companies need some protection from privacy legislation and prosecution over private data"

No they don't.

Google erects tech specs tech specs, APIs hit the decks

Rukario
Boffin

Re: 640x360?

A 25-inch diagonal on a 16:9 is 12.25 inches high, which for being 8 feet away, isn't very large. Anyway at that resolution, the virtual pixels are about 0.9 mm.

Apple alert as half China's fanbois consider switch to Galaxy S4

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Angel

Re: so expect

> He/she never said square pixels!

They've got rounded corners!

Samsung vs Apple: which smartphone do Reg readers prefer?

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Thumb Up

Cheap 'n' not-so-nasty Android

I have one (not-so) basic requirement in a phone. It must be dual-SIM. This tends to mean cheap 'n' nasty "iClones" from fleaBay. And that will probably permanently preclude Apple.

Pre-Android, these phones made from the sawdust from Foxconn's factory floors had UIs in Engrish that rivalled the dodgiest anime fansubs. (Blue Teeth, anyone?) Now of course, it's virtually all Android; they've got a good (relatively) open source OS that can be thrown on these phones.

So far, my "LongShengFa 820" is holding up, admittedly though it's only been a week. Great for phone calls (dual SIM on standby, with Fido & T-Mobile PAYG SIMs), texts, and the screen is clear enough to read even dodgy anime fan-subtitles. And it has the wi-fi's. Android apps run smoothly too. For my first foray into the smartphone world (other than entering Exchange server settings in other people's iThings), I'm impressed.

Rukario
Boffin

Re: Smartphones are for yesterday's cool kids.

@toadwarrior (grrr... lack of threading)

> I'd argue they still do why else wear pita contacts or risk laser eye surgery?

Peripheral vision.

Facebook struggling to find 'immersive' Home on Apple's iPhone

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Angel

Re: free content ?

Yes, the editors seem to keep missing that error.

Internet Explorer makes modest gains against Google Chrome

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Mushroom

Meanwhile in the DPRK...

Kim Jong-Un uses Firefox.

Apple the victim after Chinese scammers exploit returns policy

Rukario
Devil

Re: You have to hand it to the Chinese, they are innovation experts ...

> pork reconstituted as beef, the Chinese have done it

So this must make Romanians real innovators, reconstituting horsemeat as beef.

Rukario
WTF?

Re: Apple the victim

Only one downvote so far? I was expecting an Eadon of downvotes by now!

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Trollface

Re: Apple the victim

> So, just because it's Apple, you wish them ill?!

Yes.

Facebook Home gets SMACKDOWN from irate users

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Facepalm

Re: its GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGREAT

> No, Tony says "GRRRRREAT" .... Grr, as in growling. Geddit?

I know but around here you never can tell.

> I think he's actually friended Gareth Gates...

<- That's even worse!

Rukario

Re: its GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGREAT

Friending Tony the Frosted Flakes / Frosties Tiger?

Google preps for Brussels wrist-slap

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Re: Of little use

Just checked... the word "Sponsored" is light grey on white!

BlackBerry slams Z10 returns report as 'false and misleading'

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FAIL

Re: sounds absurd

Carphone Whorehouse sells 100 BB. Phones Яu sells 100 BBs. 110 people (40 who bought phones in Carphone Whorehouse, 70 who bought phones in Phones Яu) return their phones to Phones Яu 'cause Phones Яu happens to be on the way to somewhere else and the people who bought from Carphone Whorehouse can't be bothered to drive all the way back to Carphone Whorehouse. Phones Яu has had 110 phones returned, having sold only 70 of them.

Two points:

(1) Why on earth would Phones Яu process returns from phones sold from Carphone Whorehouse?????

(2) Phones Яu has had 110 phones returned, having sold only 70 of them. However Carphone Whorehouse has had ZERO phones returned having sold 100 of them.

(The argument, as presented, is only valid if it were like this: Carphone Whorehouse Guildford sells 100 BB. Carphone Whorehouse Metrotown sells 100 BBs. 110 people (40 who bought phones in Carphone Whorehouse Guildford, 70 who bought phones in Carphone Whorehouse Metrotown) return their phones to Carphone Whorehouse Metrotown 'cause Carphone Whorehouse Metrotown happens to be on the train line where they can stop off before the Guildford location closes. Carphone Whorehouse Metrotown has had 110 phones returned, having sold only 70 of them. - This version of the argument also falls down, when you consider that the report for all Carphone Whorehouse locations will still report 40 phones sold.)

P2P badboys The Pirate Bay kicked out of Greenland: Took under 48 hours

Rukario

Re: why is it illegal?

@Captain Underpants

The reason it's called a "levy" and not a "tax" is because it isn't collected by The Government.

Rukario

Re: why is it illegal?

From http://www.cpcc.ca/en/frequently-asked-questions:

The private copying levy is not a tax. It is a royalty paid to music rights holders. Unlike a tax, which is collected by the government, the private copying levy is collected by the CPCC to provide remuneration to rights holders for private copying. The private copying levy is earned income for rights holders and helps them to continue to create music.

Also, note the change in how the money is distributed:

Music authors and publishers: 75% in 2000; 58.2% in 2010-11

Performers: 13.7% in 2000; 23.8% in 2010-11

Record companies: 11.3% in 2000; 18% in 2010-11

Windows 8 has put the world's PC market to sleep - IDC

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Devil

Re: Flop

Are those two fingers the middle ones on each hand?

Sonic the Hedgehog

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Thumb Up

Re: Not enough Tails love

Tails should have his own game.

(Changed my Firefox icons to Tails.)

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Re: Super Sonic

Snooping as usual, I see.

Researcher hacks aircraft controls with Android smartphone

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FAIL

iPad cannot connect...

iCloud is down for emergency maintenance...

you are going down.

Rukario
Paris Hilton

Blow up a 4x4?

And I'll huff, and I'll puff

And I'll bloooooowwwww your mall down

<- I'm sure she's been adequately blown.

Android FOUND ON TABLETS inscribed with WORD OF GOD

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Terminator

Re: Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Yes they do, at least if they're paranoid:

Now I lay me down to sleep

Try to count electric sheep

Sweet dream wishes you can keep

How I hate the night.

- Marvin the Paranoid Android

Operators look on in horror as Facebook takes mobe users Home

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Coffee/keyboard

Facebile?

More like Faece-bile.

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