33 posts • joined 20 Mar 2008
Re: Deal of the century
Bacon from the sky!
You could use a kind of drone hot air balloon combo to do this. Burners would cook the bacons and provide lift at the same time with little fans on the back to provide direction and a gentle waft of bacon smell as it passes.
Speed is nothing
You're lucky to get any calls or data half the time when working in the city - it's just too congested.
At least wifi is there for those times you have full mobile signal but nothing going either way.
I see what they are trying to do with the name but it's going to be just as confusing as calling a train operator "First" ... there already is an xbox one in common parlance.
It also suggests (along with one controller in the pic) that it's meant for loners - but then would you want to invite people to your house if you had that breeze block on show?!
Perhaps the gov't asked them to do it to stop people meeting in houses now the pubs are shut so they can monitor all comms! :p
Although it will have some downsides it's going to be mostly good.
There are always neighsayers of new tech which are often right before it's been developed.
eg. When satnav came out it was worse than what was before (a map) and so quite pointless.
But then introducing detailed traffic info into it and suddenly it's much better.
What interests me most about this is the feature that a car can take information from one car, store it and then pass on to one further up the road.
That's now invented a decentralised communications network - When they add the ability to short text over it it would could help stop any ISP censorship they have planned for the internet as people could hop their data from car to car.
Would it may be easier on motorways if the streetlights communicated with the cars though?
Re: The good old days...
Does that conform to Moore's law though?
I hear "Jif" said even less often than people pronounce linux properly, like I don't.
But what's the alternative way to say jay-peg?
ooh, I actually like the looks.
But still... the engine is in the wrong place!
I agree with the poster above though that this seems just like a plain car review and not done from the techie angle I'd expect from el'reg.
Wouldn't it have been dark where he was when he won?
That's not a picture of him winning at all - If that were on the BBC he'd be forced to do an apology!
But then I think if it was here then it would be a little less arrogant sounding and more gracious in victory.
Well if someone takes them over and starts putting electric motors in then it'd be good.
Might need the mayor to encourage someone to install battery rental scheme with swapping stations about the place ... put them in the road at junctions maybe and then time them with the traffic lights.
Alcoholic Creme Egg Smoothy ... now there's an idea.
...now where's that big bottle of Irish Knights gone? (ASDA fake baileys FTW!)
Re: Full Screen
Scarier than vista?.... ah, that's better - For a while I thought MS were going to ruin their pattern of One-Good then One-Bad OS but it's shaping up quite nicely now!
ah I loved dizzy!
Wasn't one of them on the speccy called Kwik Snax? I remember the badly digitised speech and the Dizzy band playing on startup, but was an entirely different game on the C64?
ah yes.. this is another thing I invented whilst stuck in jam (like I mention below).
... this one I actually scribbled down!
...although you can't read it well, if at all!
The idea is it's a roll-up screen that has a wheel on the bottom that drives itself along the groove in the armco to put itself up and is stored in the bumper or rear pillar of a traffic police car.
It's about time ... I'm sure we've all invented this when we've been stuck in a jam.
Mix it with high-res photography and then play it back in virtual reality then not only does it save time on the motorway but the investigators get a view from a lot closer to the time it happened and not hours later when it might be raining.
My other idea would be to get a lane-wide bit of sticky-tape and then use it to pick up all the small bits of debris for later inspection which can be placed back in the right place when unrolled but then I guess if the laser is good enough this isn't needed.
Related stories: The IBM PC is 30 (12 August 2011)
Interesting (to me anyway) that the PC is a few months OLDER than the BBC Micro!
I was one of the Vic20 "odd folk"
By the time you've loaded the app and the GPS has got where you are it'll be quicker just to swipe your NFC card/phone.
Might work well in the pub though as you're there for a longer time
Why not just put in a proximity sensor which stops the door opening too far
... or if it's too much hassle to stop the door get it to spray water in the crotch of your stupid passenger who thinks it's fine to bash the door as "it's only a scratch"
Very very very
So the very very very very very stupid scheme is now only very very very very stupid.
But just like your articles on climate change, no-one will really pick up on this until maybe there is some sort of scandal.
I wouldn't expect a reply on their methodology of creating the number - they know it's plucked from thin air, and know we know that - but their core vote doesn't know or care - they just see the "reduced by 2 million" and so think that it's only 2 million that have to register and so that probably won't include them so all is hunky dory.
be good if you don't want to get your TV on credit... just buy a new piece every month until you have one of a decent size.
As the definition of decent size grows though, you'll never end till it fills your wall.
Sounds Very Very Scary
Are they really using the word 'cyber' in their name of the office? ...really? have they any clue?
"computer equipment falling on top of the patient" ... not only do you have to worry about mrsa and c-diff, you have to worry about falling machines too. No wonder so many people die in hospitals than anywhere else.
I used to get this excuse every day when I had an ebay shop.
"Sorry my kid must have bid on it and I've not replied to any of your emails for 3 weeks as I had a family funeral"
Rarely did it get any more inventive than that and made me quite disappointed with the state of the nation.
12grand is nout - schemes like this will normally cost 12million once the consultancy is done and backhanders, tax and tax management and reviews and tax accountancy and health and saftey and tax on the health and saftey and managers to manage the tax on the health and safety and tax on the managers.... paid, don't they?
Perhaps they search in the little google box that's part of the 'vodafone live' page when trying to get to proper google or their other services?
Not on N85
Says unsupported on N85 too.... why couldn't they just put it in the iplayer application, surely that can't be hard!
Doesn't seem to be somewhere I can enter my TV licence number with pride either to prove I'm not some sort of scrounger or foreigner.
Armed with my oyster card and some gaffer tape I shall shortly be able to pay for travel with my SonyEricsson - beat that nokia.
If the luxury good manufacturers were so concerned then they'd do something like rfid tag all their items and then offer some kind of authentication device/service.
But they don't care... each copy sold is something with their brand on that they don't even have to pay for and every time they complain about ebay it's directing traffic to ebay to buy the cheap copies to get their brand out even more = more sales of non-copies too.
The solution to this and the problems with iplayer is to do away with ISPs.
We're all sitting out as nodes connected to the net with 1 crappy link - that goes against the design of the internet. We should be part of it and that means being able to take any route to the destination, be that down the adsl line or over wireless to other local routers.. and then either down their connection or hop to another wireless... like explained in this spoof http://www.londonlx.com/thechip.html
Apart from that it's just another law they're putting in without looking into the ramifications of the implementation.... need to get this government out before they scorch the earth!
How on earth can a picture be dangerous? .. life isn't a horror movie where you watch something and end up dead in 7 days.
Sounds like they've got it from AOL with there child "safety" adverts, as if a kid sees a nipple it will spear out of the screen and through their chest
The main problem with postal votes is that it's not private!
There was always a discrepancy with people saying they are hardened labour supporters but voting tory when they got to the booth.
If they are voting at home there's a chance their partners/other family might see it or ask to see it - yes, you can say "no, it's private" but then that might start an argument, so they vote labour and tick the rest of the families forms while their at it to make sure they don't put the "wrong" answer.
ken's team are playing dirty - look at the thing today about saying boris would ban the koran so I wouldn't be suprised if they are going round to peoples houses and "supervising" the completion of forms or other such thing!
whilst I would love to boycott ebay for both buying and selling, I can't... and neither can anyone else.
I used to be a powerseller but my business collapsed when paypal decided to close my account, followed by ebay suspending me because of this.
Took me over 2 weeks to get any sort of response to find out why - and then each email took 3 days to reply to and kept getting in a standard response loop.... they don't care and don't need to care (apart from when I got the Financial Ombudsman on to them!)
Everytime they put up charges or impose conditions people say they will boycott - but it's those people that lose out - ebay/paypal aren't going to notice 1 jot!
I expect these paypal only measures will go the same way - some people will moan, but it'll go ahead anyway.
I reckon it's all down to that chip that's recently been uncovered:
Maybe that's why they hadn't released information about it before if it caused people's heads to explode
Nearest to the user
If they are trying to get it nearer to the user then surely the place to look is at the router.
If me and my neighbour are both watching the same program, the same bits are carried twice down the same length of copper and just encrypted differently as they travel through the air.
They're both in range of each other so why can't something be added to them so they each get every other bit from the network and every other bit from each other on a seperate channel - halving (or multiples of) the bandwidth needed from the server.
Stick a few gigs cache in there and anyone in the range can download the video at full speed from the wireless without having to go the main server.. and then anyone in range of any of those that have got it from the cache can get it too!
Maybe there's a reason why.