* Posts by Paul Hovnanian

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International Space Station actually spun one-and-a-half times by errant Russian module's thrusters

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Re: Additional bits

"And he was soon told that the module could only receive direct commands from a ground station in Russia,"

Seems like a very poor design. I would expect that local control of an approaching craft would be far more responsive than waiting for ground controllers to interpret data. Lacking a qualified pilot (if this was the case), I'd at least like a Big Red Button on the ISS to shut things down.

Failing all of that, just don't do any maneuvering when not in sight of a ground control up/down link.

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Re: A new Olympic sport

Station had the twisties and will have to sit out the next event.

(Apologies to Simone)

Tesla battery fire finally flamed out after four-day conflagration

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It's true

Everything in Australia is trying to kill you.

On this most auspicious of days, we ask: How many sysadmins does it take to change a lightbulb?

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It has a cord

At a previous employer, our illustrious facilities management group made a "sucessfull" play to take over the IT department. Selling the idea to management that a centralized dispatch system would increase efficiency. Until the day that we had a network problem and they sent a plant electrician. Poor guy just stared at the network jack with his lineman's pliers in hand, shook his head and walked away.

After the incident was suitably resolved (by the dispatch of the correct person), I posted a summary on the internal company gossip board. Referring to facilities as Central Services may have gone over their heads. But the new motto for the org. did not. "One number to call if your toilet backs up or your server doesn't."

Google Play puts Android apps on notice: No naughty JavaScript, Python, Lua

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Re: Wandavision Agnes Wink.jpg

Google reserves the sole right to stuff privacy violating scripts down your throat for its own services.

Try turning JavaScript off and see how well Google stuff still runs.

Scam-baiting YouTube channel Tech Support Scams taken offline by tech support scam

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Devil

Re: not for publicity

We could ask him. But by now, I fear that he has already deleted his System32 folder and may be difficult to contact.

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"Of course, the scammers put you into a heightened emotional state first by scaring you - your 'thinking slow' rational brain doesn't operate well in that mode and you are at a disadvantage."

Not a scam. But from time to time, Costco account managers will buttonhole customers at the cash register. Informing them that if they would upgrade their account to the 'executive' level (for a fee), they would receive 2% back on their purchases. My response: No. Not now. But if you could put together the numbers and mail me a convincing pitch, I could sit down at home and analyze the offer. But while I'm standing here with my checkbook open and a line of impatient customers behind me, the answer will always be 'No'.

They have never sent me a package to sell the upgrade.

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Just one moment sir

Let me transfer you to Lenny in desktop support.

I've got a broken combine harvester – but the manufacturer won't give me the software key

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Re: I remember when…

I remember the '60s. When the TV set went on the fritz, my dad and I would pull all the tubes (valves), take them down to Radio Shack or the local hardware store and check them on the tester.

Dell won't ship energy-hungry PCs to California and five other US states due to power regulations

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Re: @45RPM

"is if you half the power available, then to do the same job you have to use the other thing that can't be restricted - time."

Yes. But in ecomomics, time has a value as well. And it's not the same for every one. So what you have built is a kettle for poor people.

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Now if only ...

... manufacturers would stop shipping cars to California. Or any of thousands of products that they claim causes cancer in lab rats.

We've seen things you people wouldn't believe. An exoplanet building its own moons

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Re: Whinging humans

"So much for putting all of our waste into orbit"

We tried. But Bezos came back.

Lawn care SWAT team subdues trigger-happy Texan... and other stories

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Re: The Lawnmower Man

"To some it's weeds."

I tell my neighbors, "They're not weeds. It's an exercise in biodiversity."

Engineers' Laurel and Hardy moment caused British Airways 787 to take an accidental knee

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Re: Is there some special reason...

"If you need something from a high shelf and there's a taller person next to you,"

I watch her to see if she has fetched the cookie jar I wanted. And not the rat poison. (Tall wife.)

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This isn't ...

... the joke about the golfer in Japan, is it?

Malaysian Police crush crypto-mining kit to punish electricity thieves

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The machine pictured can be pretty heavy as well. It depends on how much water one puts into the roller. In this case, it probably wasn't worth the trouble to use maximum weight.

JavaScript, GitHub, AWS crowned winners in massive survey of 32,000 developers

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Wot?

HTML/CSS and SQL are languages?

Boffins find an 'actionable clock' hiding in your blood, ticking away to your death

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I want more life ...

"All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."

- R. Batty

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The doctor says ...

... "I know how long you have left to live. 20."

"20 what? Years?"

"19 ... 18 ..."

Researchers warn of unpatched remote code execution flaws in Schneider Electric industrial gear

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Backward compatibility

'Schneider Electric's Modicon controller family, some of the first PLCs on the market and described by the company as "still top of their class,"'

Designed and built when security wasn't at the forefront of engineers thinking. And now nobody wants to scrap millions of dollars invested in hardware and software to upgrade to 'the latest thing'. So in the rare instances in which one has to be changed out (and they can last decades), odds are that the newest plug in replacements have to emulate the older security protocols. That is to say, none.

The factory LAN on which these PLCs reside has to be made as secure as possible. Ethernet switches and routers that can be configured (and locked down) to reject any unknown MAC addresses. And a very restricted list of well cleaned workstations allowed on to do maintenance. I may be that once connected to the PLC network, 'anybody' can execute certain commands. And that may not be fixable. The task is then to limit the list of 'anybodys' with such access to a trusted group.

BOFH: Where there is darkness, let there be a light

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Re: Definitely pick which battles you want to fight...

The down side of expensing everything to skip the inventory effort is that stuff starts walking out the back door. And then the investors get angry.

Once you've scanned every bar code* on the server racks and desktop, let the accountants do their depreciation magic.

*In a previous life working for a power utility, I pointrd out that bar code scanning technology was starting to get good enough to drive down a road and record every pole. Accounting had a fit anout that. It serms that too good of an inventory would require an explanation as to why our asset base had changed so drastically from the days of hand written records. So much for that idea.

Faster Python: Mark Shannon, author of newly endorsed plan, speaks to The Register

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Faster?

Stop making me type in all those leading spaces for one thing.

The splitting image: Sufferer of hurty wrist pain? Logitech's K860 a potential answer

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Re: Security

"Making sure they don't use a custom driver"

Pretty much this. My keyboard talks to a UHCI driver. Should it try to connect to the outside world through a network interface, it gets the software equivalent of, "You wot, mate?"

I'm sure that a highly motivated bad actor could build a keyboard that would get directly on to a cellular network. But the service plan cost times the number of units sold would discourage that.

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Wait! What?

"allows you to type while limiting the amount of movement your wrist does"

Limiting the amount of movement (long periods in a fixed position) is one of the aggravating factors of RSI. This keyboard might feel like an improvement over your old one due to the change in hand position caused by the new hardware. But after a few weeks or months, your tendons will take a new set and you'll be susceptible again.

Non-typist here. I owe my avoidance of RSI after many years of hunting and pecking lots of code to the use of different, randomly selected fingers to poke the same key.

Perhaps the best solution would be to keep this keyboard, a flat one and maybe another with a differing slope and angle in a rotation. And switch them once a week or so.

Laptop option on the way for ortholinear keyboard hipsters in form of MNT Reform add-on

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Hunt & Peck

I've written milions of lines of code during my career. With two fingers. While all the touch typist, CS educated developers sitting around me whined about not having the ideal language, IDE or keyboard, I just started typing. And beat many of them in terms of output. So, enjoy your ergo keyboard. Just as long as it's not an excuse for not getting work done.

And I've never sufered from RSI either. Possibly because I alternate which finger I use to press any key. It keeps my hands flexible.

IT for service providers biz Kaseya defers decision about SaaS restoration following supply chain attack

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Re: this is nothing that a $50 investment

I suspect that the key people in REvil have their own Spetsnaz security detail. Good luck.

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Re: Not entirely unexpected?

Next, REvil will hit the MSPPs (Managed Service Provider Providers). And then the MSPPPs. It's turtles all the way down until someone learns to write their own software.

Who in America is standing up to privacy-bothering facial-recognition tech? Maine is right now leading the pack

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Re: Sadly

"polygraphy --- is acceptable for law enforcement purposes in various places, prominently in the USA"

Not as far as I know. I'd need to see a citation where the laws surrounding it have changed.

What it is good for is psyching suspects out. I've heard that more interesting information can be gleaned from people chatting with them while setting up the equipment or taking it off. Not that this will be admissible in court either. But if you are looking for buried bodies (for example) small talk about where good camping sites are might lead somewhere.

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"as though someone is watching me from behind."

Butt recognition?

IBM's 18-month company-wide email system migration has been a disaster, sources say

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>> what's wrong with "using" or "trying"?

No spaces on the Bingo card for those.

AMD opens wallet to lure scientific computing boffins away from Nvidia's CUDA onto its Instinct accelerators

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Interesting

How many BTC will one of those set me back?

Do you want speed or security as expected? Spectre CPU defenses can cripple performance on Linux in tests

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Can one ...

... turn on/off the anti-Spectre mitigation per thread? Per core?

I can run my sensitive stuff (logins, encrypt, decrypt) on a slow processor. Or turn protection off when I don't care if malicious actors steal my GTA high score.

What job title would YOU want carved on your gravestone? 'Beloved father, Slayer of Dragons, Register of Domains'

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Tombstones? Cemeteries?

Perhaps not for very much longer on this ide of the pond. Burials are on their way out, many opting for cremations. Composting remains is gaining approval. Anything to keep the dead from tying up valuable real estate (as if we don't have plenty). Some are suggesting that cemeteries be dug up and re-purposed for housing. For the homeless, of course.

We also don't have the deep history of cathedrals and old estates. I have just out-lived an estate, horse stables and pasture that was built at the same time I moved into the neighborhood. The owners moved out and a developer snatched it, with bulldozers in tow. We look forward to welcoming our new high density apartment blocks.

If you expect to be remembered, it will be as a jar on your descendants mantle. Just hope you don't get misplaced in a move.

Toyota reveals its work on an honest-to-goodness cloak of invisibility

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I thought ...

... Toyota had solved this problem years ago.

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Re: Interesting

"they've basically got to build a holographic display that can be wrapped around a doubly curved surface"

Video projector mounted above the Web driver's head. Projecting the camera views onto light colored interior surfaces (aren't all cars beige anyway?) The surface curvature is largely cancelled out by the video source being close to the same plane as the driver's eyes.

The images of pedestrians may still look like fun-house mirrors. But the human mind is adaptible. Just don't run over the tall, skinny guy.

Deluded medics fail to show Ohio lawmakers that COVID vaccines magnetise patients

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But it's true

I find myself being repelled from these people.

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Re: Struck off?

Then we call it homeopathy.

There was a crooked man who bought a crooked M1 iMac, and we presume they lived together in a little crooked house

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Re: So... The M1 iMac is pretty good then?

"Furthermore, I'd like to see a comparison between these iMacs and other monitors out there."

It's been a few years since I went monitor shopping. But I can't recall finding any that were not easily adjustable in three axis (roll, pitch and yaw).

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Re: iWedge

"Apple will shortly be introducing the iWedge"

IMO, that will only make things worse. Imagine the OCD triggered in a person that can already spot 0.1mm in 80mm when the base doesn't sit perfectly flat on a glass desktop (undoubtedly meticulously cleaned of all dust and fingerprints).

Apple needs to rebrand this as the Cubist iMac.

It's safe to leave your bunker: Blame that Chinese nuclear plant alarm on fuel rod faults

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Re: A new movie perhaps?

Quickly! Everyone behind the sofa.

If HAL did digital signage. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that...

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Boffin

systemd

systemctl start bork.service

The AN0M fake secure chat app may have been too clever for its own good

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Or maybe ...

... AN0M is just a cover story for a few well-placed informants within the criminal orgs.

Added benefit: Criminals scrap all their coms gear in much the same way Harry Caul tears apart his own apartment (The Conversation).

An anti-drone system that sneezes targets to death? Would that be a DARPA project? You betcha

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Re: There is an easier way.........

"overhead power and telephone cables"

Not so much of a problem. Power systems built using bare medium voltage overhead conductors (4-34kV) are usually designed to tolerate temporary contact with tree limbs and other crud. There will be an arc. But the pink snot will be burned clear rather easily. As far as insulated communications cables, go take a look at how many pairs of sneakers are hanging from them in some neighborhoods. No harm done.

Would-be AWS bomber pleads guilty, faces 5 to 20 years behind bars for plot to take out government servers

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70% of the Internet?

I wasn't aware that so much had to pass through FBI/CIA servers.

Remember Anonymous? It/they might be back, and it/they are angry with Elon Musk

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I thought ...

... Anonymous had descended to the level of a joke. Much like Antifa (an ideology, not an organization) but with a more nebulous charter. I've seen far too many people post "We're Anonymous and we're coming for you!" to believe anything else.

QAnon is going be that way as well. Too many Q-posters sitting in their parents' basement sh*t-posting.

Security is an architectural issue: Why the principles of zero trust and least privilege matter so much right now

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Re: Zero trust was new in name only

"Any changes to the network affecting the dependencies of an app are communicated to the app via PUTs to /config/dependencies with the relevant changes."

This assumes that you want the people moving network cables/DHCP services around in the network closet to have that sort of access to your app configuration server. Sometimes we were lucky to get them to make the DNS entries correctly.

How many remote controls do you really need? Answer: about a bowl-ful

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Which one ...

... was the remote that switched the traffic lights green?

The policy of truth: As ransomware claims rise, what's a cyber insurer to do?

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Security audits

Insurance companies will have to make policy payouts conditional on companies passing some sort of system audit. You have crappy policy controls and/or backups, your coverage gets cancelled.

It's the UK contractor tax factor: IR35 outsiders gaining leverage in skills market, survey finds

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"or an employee of a Limited Company who pimp your services to the client"

How often does HMRC find a bunch of people working as 'employees' in a firm, but effectively partners? Where they distribute the firm's revenue based on who brought it in. And 'the boss' is actually a filing cabinet in the Cayman Islands law office?

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Re: Oh here we go

I don't know Jake or any of his stories. But to be fair, on this side of the pond, we have had far longer experience with our IRS and its contractor vs employee rules.

There's the letter of the law. And then the actual practice of the auditor threatening to examine every aspect of both your and your customer's finances should you attempt to avail yourself of the deductions. Meanwhile, the attorney down the road is a partner in his firm and writes off the cost of his yacht and private jet because he entertained a client there once.

One way or the other, the tax situation is rife with abuse. I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.