* Posts by Wize

1553 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Mar 2008

Cyanogen grabs $23m, will ship mod-installed N1 smartmobe on Xmas Eve

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Several have jumped ship from Cyanogen

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/10/16/android_custom_roms_splinter_over_openness/

The Pirate Bay changes domain again … TWICE!

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Re: Advertising revenue

And watch on the device of your own choice without having to sit through the piracy warnings or trailers you are forced to watch on the DVD copy.

Feminist Software Foundation gets grumpy with GitHub … or does it?

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Re: An unsolvable decision problem

If you are a Narwhal, it would be midnight.

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"false means false!"

I would disagree on that point. Take the following conversation taking place between a husband and wife when she us upset.

M: Is there anything wrong dear?

F: NO!!!!!! <slams door>

I'm sure the software will handle those logic levels.

It's not gold in the frozen hills of Antarctica, my boy, it's DIAMONDS

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Re: Banned until money

'Illegal' becomes 'treaty' becomes 'agreement' becomes mining rights.

...and that is the path to the dark side.

Macbook webcams CAN spy on you - and you simply CAN'T TELL

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Re: But it is a Mac

"...your sarcasm tag is ineffective because there is no opening one."

The point was a thing called humour. Maybe you should do a little research.

And I was not trying to write code that would parse in a compiler. I was saving it as a punchline to a joke. Punchlines are normally made at the end, not at the start.

Or are you claiming you typed <sarcasm> once in a post and still haven't turned it off yet?

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But it is a Mac

Everyone knows that Macs are bullet proof to the point of not needing any Antivirus.

</sarcasm>

ZX Spectrum REVIVED as Bluetooth keyboard

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At first I thought it was using the real guts of the Spectrum

With a little something added to the Interface 1 module.

A little impractical though. A slight bit of interface wobble and you have to plug your tape drive back in and reload the keyboard mapping software.

Basically doing what other companies have done before with a USB keyboard made from old PCs, just making a bluetooth version of it. No Z80 processor inside any more.

Facebook to BLAST the web with AUTO-PLAYING VIDEO ads

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Re: But they can't be switched off, either.

Now is the time to promote your own Facebook app.

No anon pr0n for you: BT's network-level 'smut' filters will catch proxy servers too

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And so it begins

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25430582

Several non-porn sites (eg, sexual advice, rape and abuse advice, etc) have been blocked by BT under their porn filter.

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Re: Seriously?

"In a sane world, BT should be losing thousands of customers every day, because of this."

Trouble is, how many members of the public know/understand what is happening.

We are all technically minded, but the average Joe Public isn't. Most of them won't even know what a proxy server is, never mind how to use one.

And its all being sold as a way of protecting children. How is the average guy, opposed to the way censorship is heading, explain to their wife that they need to switch providers to complain about the porn filter without it sounding like he wants the filter turned off so he can see porn?

Zuck you! Facebook introduces 'Dislike' button... in Messenger

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Re: because there's no other way to express an emotion

Because sometimes you don't know what to say to someone when their close relative dies.

Nominet seeks royal approval for pisspoor .uk domain name push

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Re: Will it go to the .co.uk holder? Or .org.uk? Or...

"It will go to the .co.uk holder. It's buried in the proposal somewhere."

Yea, but it won't go for free. Its all about making money.

Striking Amazonians warn: Don't rely on us for Christmas pressies

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It isn't just physical deliveries they are having problems with.

If you bought a Disney Christmas movie online with Amazon, you might have problems watching it...

http://torrentfreak.com/amazon-pulls-access-to-purchased-christmas-videos-during-christmas-131216/

Twitterers rally round #CensoredUK - to demand more porn

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What about the other sites that will be caught in it?

What about sites that occasionally say the word "fuck?" Goodbye El Reg

Is it going to block any site that may have boobs on it? There are plenty on twitter, for example, so bye bye twitter.

This is being done to protect children in households where the parents don't think about stopping the children from accessing anything that may harm them. But then, the a few sites being blocked may be used by the adults in the house, so they are going to turn it off anyway and not put in any substitute protection.

Besides, a censorship firewall isn't going to get between a hormone fuelled teen and some adult pictures for very long.

Who thought this through?

Station to station: Ten DAB-Bluetooth combo radios

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And next on the Register - a review of chocolate teapots.

I won't bother repeating my view on how hopeless I find the DAB radio in general, as you are all probably tired of hearing it.

I will instead ask a question about the display on these units.

On an old analog radio alarm clock, the display only lights up parts of the seven segment LEDs it needs to display the time. Such as:

http://argos.scene7.com/is/image/Argos/9238495_R_Z001A_UC731843?$TMB$&wid=312&hei=312

On a DAB radio, such as the Sandstrom S7BTD12, it is often found that the whole display is backlit with an LCD mask showing the letters/numbers in black.

Think about such a device on your bedside. One bright enough to read the time and the other bright enough to read a book by.

This brightness was another reason for moving my DAB alarm clock to the kitchen.

Can reviews of these devices mention such illumination?

Big goolies-grabbing black snake nips unlucky bloke's trouser snake

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I wonder if he was quite happy with the swelling it caused.

Boffins: On my command, unleash REMOTE CONTROL BULL SPERM

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Re: wait.. what

"I don't think i want to ever get sick and be injected with some of that."

Who says you get injected. You might have to swallow.

Ghosts of Christmas Past: Ten tech treats from yesteryear

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Re: TeleMemo lives - perfect for PINs

Also very handy for storing phone numbers for when you don't have your mobile (either stolen or working in a place that doesn't allow mobiles on site)

They look a bit better too. The Casio Edifice watches don't have all the buttons on the front. I did get a proper metal strap one, with metal body and mineral glass. The UK shops only sold plastic straps/cases/screens. Longest lasting watch I've ever had. Hope they start making smart watches to the same rugged specs.

Microsoft researchers build 'smart bra' to stop women's stress eating

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Re: Amid the predictable puerile jokes....

"...the best place to get the results needed is from the area around the heart..."

Plenty of heard monitoring fitness devices can be strapped on without the need for an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.

Maybe if men want to use this device, they have to 'grow a pair'

Lightning strikes USB bosses: Next-gen jacks will be REVERSIBLE

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Time to invest in...

...companies that will be making USB adaptors.

IT MELTDOWN ruins Cyber Monday for RBS, Natwest customers

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So,

this is nothing to do with Doctor Who being filmed in Jamaica?

DON'T PANIC: No FM Death Date next month, minister confirms

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When will they understand that DAB does not work?

In a top floor flat (3 stories) with views over the city I got DAB reception in only one room. That was the kitchen, so my DAB radio alarm clock may as well have been a chocolate teapot.

Imagine what the reception is like in the narrow streets below where Satnav sometimes fails to maintain a lock from the tall buildings.

And remember:

FM with poor reception - slightly fuzzy reception, but can still pick up the news in an emergency.

DAB with poor reception - forget it.

False widow spiders in guinea pig slaughter horror

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Forget the glass and a piece of paper.

Get the newspaper (or a shovel to make sure) and hammer them flat into whatever they are climbing on.

PS4 with Black Friday underway: TOUGH, you CAN'T HAVE ONE!

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"... giving away an Xbox One and Playstation 4 to one (un)lucky person who decides to "Like" its Facebook page."

I would say that a flood of fake pages will start up. However there are already a flood of fake pages up there to win an iPad or Playstation (or whatever floats your boat) by liking the page and giving them all your personal details.

Thai man reportedly dies clutching his scorched iPhone 4S

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Re: It's all about the money

"Third party adaptors from reputable shops in Europe at least will all be CE tested and safe. Safe adaptors cost more, but as their less likely to kill you or melt or catch fire, it's worth the extra."

A local shop (well, one of those mini shops in the middle of a shopping centre) was selling the fake chargers, along with its CE mark. So it isn't always easy to tell when an item is genuinely safe.

The downside is Apple will probably change their phones to not charge when plugged in to a non-Apple charger. For safety of its users, not for the extra profit it will make from selling more chargers.

BBC's 3D blunder BLASTED OUR BRAINS – Doctor Who fans

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Re: I've never understood the need for on-screen logos

The 'next up' are very annoying. The BBC have already had complaints over a two part Dr Who story where a cartoon image of Graham Norton popped up just at a dramatic point of the episode spoiling the fact we were being left on a cliff hanger.

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Re: RE: The lack of ads on the Beeb is still remarkably compelling

"You've obviously missed the endless self promotion in between TV and Radio shows..."

But they don't come on during the program. They don't stop in the middle of Eastenders for a 5 minute bit of self promotion. They don't interrupt films every 15 minutes.

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Ditch the DOG

I've disliked the DOG from the moment it arrived on mainstream TV.

If I want to know what channel I am watching, a simple press of the remote will tell me, rather than being constantly reminded of it.

And now we are using digital everywhere, even our recordings on Sky/DVRs/etc can tell you what channel it was recorded on.

DOGs also cause a problem. They can burn in to the screen, as the BBC knows after having to replace some plasma screens at it's own HQ many years ago.

HEADS UP, text-flinging drivers! A cop in a huge SUV is snooping on you

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'We have just that in the UK, "driving without due care and attention".'

And it is implemented differently over the UK. Some areas they lift you when drinking from a bottle of water with a sports cap when sitting at the lights (a warning I was given when flying south) but in other areas they are a little more lenient.

Angela Merkel's phone was being listened in on by FIVE foreign powers

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Did they all bug her seperatly...

...or did the latter operatives just patch in to the existing hack?

LG: You can stop hiding from your scary SPY TELLY quite soon now

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"...but it hastens to add that no one should take this personally."

As we are not seen as people. Just cattle to farm.

Antidote for poisonous Aussie Red-Back Spider venom DOESN'T WORK

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Re: Come to Australia

I never had the urge to go down under, and its not changing any time soon.

You THINK you're watching your LG smart TV - but IT's WATCHING YOU, baby

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Re: For shame

I got mine before they got smart (no internet connection at the time) so it is not on my network. Was looking for something with DNLA for another room, but LG can go spin on it now.

Not that it would have mattered, it won't be able to tell what channel I'm watching on Sky.. What's that? Sky log details too?

Firefox reveals new look: rounded rectangles

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"Tabs are also higher up the page, saving a few pixels for showing web pages."

But wasting them on the width of the tab as those fancy curly bits take up room when the tabs previously sat snugly together.

Are you experienced? The Doctor Who assistants that SUFFERED the most

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Re: Missing experiences...

Ah Peri. The only reason I stuck through the Colin Baker years.

Though not his fault it was crap. He wanted a dark suit and to take the Dr's character somewhere dark. They gave him a clown suit instead. And now they are looking at the Dr's dark side.

Coroner suggests cars should block mobile phones

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Problem with limiting calls in moving cars...

...is that idiots will stop their cars in random places to make/receive calls.

I have come across idiots who stop their car on whatever road they are on, at whatever spot they are at, just to answer a call without breaking the law on using a phone while driving.

It can be a busy main road through the city. It can be at the exit of a roundabout. Some even do it on blind bends They do not care, they just want to take that call, no matter who they are inconveniencing or putting in to danger.

And if you enforce the ban with hardware, more will start making these idiotic moves.

None of them ask themselves if their call is worth their life.

Om-nom-nom-nom! Google's Cookie Monster DEVOURS MORE DRIVES

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Isn't the name too close to the character in Cut the Rope? Bigger companies have sued little companies for names less similar.

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Re: Correctly done!

I liked the old black and orange plasma displays

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Platovterm1981.jpg

It does appear to be the standard to have black text on white background. All harks back to that rarely seen item called a book (our younger viewers may not be families with the concept of bound paper with words printed on them.)

Perhaps you could fiddle with your brightness/contrast to get it a little less harsh.

Or find a utility for your device of choice to invert the screen to white on black.

A-DOH!-BE hack: Facebook warns users whose logins were spilled

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Re: The F in FB Stands for "Fail"

That won't catch password reuse.

You could have a really good password that meets all the relevant criteria* imposed by IT overlords to secure the system, but if it is reused across other systems, and they get compromised, its game over.

Its something they will probably do with any hacked lists of passwords that come out.

*Passwords must contain a lower case letter, an upper case letter, a number, a symbol, a hieroglyphic a haiku, an odour, a directional force, a gang symbol, a heart warming story and the blood of a virgin**

**used to be blood of a unicorn, but this is harder to come by ***

***except among WoW players

Norks EXECUTE 80 for watching DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

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Re: I read this and I think

"I sure am glad I live in the free world where this doesn't happen."

It annoys me when some idiot claims the UK is a police state.

One such example was a guy, with previous for being violent, wandering round town with a chain saw and half a bottle of rum (the other half in his blood stream).

There were armed police standing by, should he decide to go crazy with the chain saw, but normal bobbies stepped in and lifted him before he could do any damage.

He decided to resist being taken in for questioning and had to be forced in to the back of the van. He was shouting claims of it being a police state.

Had it been a police state. He would have either been shot on sight or clubbed to death by the boys in blue. He certainly would not be walking out of the police station the next day (after sobering up) with little more than a warning, while the police he struggled against had to fill in mountains of paper work and their various injuries from this chap's attempt at resisting arrest.

We should be lucky to have the freedoms that we have. We can stand in the middle of the town square and shout that we do not like the person in charge of this country without risking our lives.

Admittedly, maybe for not much longer as our every action is being documented by camera or recorded in messages to our friends, but currently, we can do it.

Facebook hitches skirt, flashes 'Cisco-slaying' open network blade

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Re: OSI model FAIL

Didn't we all laugh when Google (just a search engine at the time) announced it was going to release an operating system?

Now they have custom hardware and move a shed load of the internet's traffic around the world on their systems.

For businesses to survive, they have to move to other markets. Facebook, under its current form, may not be around for ever, so its wise not to keep all your eggs in that one basket.

iTunes-for-corporates private app stores put firms at risk – survey

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We have a corporate app store.

Anything that we have a company licence for (eg MS Office can be installed on any PC and our existing licence covers it) is listed as free.

Anything that requires a new licence (eg Adobe's PDF editor) carries a cost. Software carrying a cost then has to be justified by your manager (as his cost centre will have to shell out). Your software then gets pushed remotely when everything is signed off (and, most likely, an extra licence is purchased by some department).

The guys running the app store can then log who has what software and what licence applies to which instance.

Doctor Who nicked my plot and all I got was a mention in this lousy feature

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Not forgetting the imortal line...

"The Simpsons already did it"

BIG, CURVY Apple models: Just right for SLAP AND TICKLE

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So many users think that pushing a button, on a non functioning app, harder will make it work even before pressure sensitive screens.

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Re: hope this pushes Android to improve it's existing pressure support

"... making a battery that will last days."

It will last for days...

...if you put the bloody thing down once in a while.

Latest global menace: ELECTROPULSE NORKS, apparently

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Re: Hidden in a truck?

Doesn't have to be a full nuke in a suitcase. A dirty bomb (a nice big chunk of radio active material next to the bomb) could cause chaos for years to come.

'Weird' OBJECT, PROPELLED by its OWN JETS, spotted beyond Mars orbit by Hubble

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Could it be...

...misfiring engines of an old alien ship left parked in the asteroid belt for too long.

The CURSE of WHO: WHY has there never been a decent videogame with the Doctor?

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Why there are no good Dr Who games.

Most games involve some kind of violence. Even the early ones shooting space invaders or pacman munching ghosts.

The Doctor is a non-violent individual (ok, back in the black and white days he wanted to bash a caveman's head in with a rock, but he has changed a lot since) who doesn't like guns. So it is hard to shoe-horn him in to the standard game plots. Even firing crystals out his sonic screw driver counts as it being a gun of sorts.

Though I'm surprised there have not been some Dalek/Cyberman themed games.