* Posts by chris

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Research: Wind power pricier, emits more CO2 than thought

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Spinning like the blades of a turbine

With one month to go before a massive protest outside a power station, the concentration of anti-environment stories on the Register reaches saturation of the upper-atmosphere (above the line).

So, cause or effect: is it masses of corporate PR agencies publishing reports aimed at shifting the blame away from their preferred industry, or is the register actually looking for this this stuff to publish?

Virgin warns 800 punters for file-sharing

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Scarcity economics

"if more people downloaded legally maybe the price would come down a bit more."

Hoho. Scarcity economics / economies of scale don't apply here. More likely that the opposite is true: if more people download illegally the price will be forced down, as they'd rather sell something than nothing.

Tech giants team for online ID cards

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Alert

hahahahahahahahaha

"Equifax, Google, Microsoft, Novell, Oracle and PayPal "

Reads like a list of the people I trust least with any information about me. All it's missing is Halliburton, NSA, BAe Systems, MI5 and uk.gov

Am I too old to say "epic fail"? Not telling you....

Wind power key to UK's desperate renewable energy bid

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@RW

"Indeed, when I read of the rise in yob-crime, loss of civility, and the institution of a police state in England, the thought that invariably comes to mind is rats in an overcrowded cage fighting ferociously with one another for survival."

And when I read of someone blaming environmental degradation on over-population rather than over-consumption and exploitation, the thought that invariably comes to mind is nihilistic loners viewing the world through a screen and scared of a freindly chat and co-operation with their neighbours.

Funny that.

Heavyweight physics prof weighs into climate/energy scrap

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But Anne!

...His conclusions fit the existing prejudices of a chunk of Register readers! *And* he has equations!

As if environmentalists haven't been doing sums on energy consumption for a while. No-one read Mayer Hoffman's book then? Steven Pacala's work on the relationship between wealth and pollution creation that shows that it's the rich that are the problem?

The message I get from this is: we can't live current energy-inefficient lifestyles forever, but most of the energy use is taking place on a societal not individual level.

Therefore, society has to change. A las barricadas! Less tat, no bosses, longer holidays. What's not to like?

Top Tory resigns on principle over 42 days bill

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@Robert Long

"Why does everyone pick on the DUP when there were 306 other scumbags "

... cos it's a Northern Irish Unionist party voting for Internment? Love to be a fly on the wall at the next NI assembly cabinet meeting.

"Hey, Gerry, guess what? Wait'll you see we we're getting for xmas"

"More money for schools?"

"Yeah, that too...."

(truck with large gold statue of Ian Paisley pulls up to door of Stormont...)

Virgin Media and BPI join forces to attack illegal filesharing

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Nevermind the bollocks, here's the BPI

"But it’s illegal to download from unauthorised peer-to-peer/P2P networks such as BitTorrent"

Dear BPI

Is it fuck.

Yours sincerely

Linux-using, Indymedia-distributing, Miro fan.

Police protester snap did not breach rights

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Unhappy

Protesters first, then the kids

Love the quote about the "specific, limited purpose"; i.e. "keeping track of anyone who we think we might want to arrest in the future". (Or "doing our bit to make arms dealers happy in hopes of getting tasers on discount").

http://fitwatch.blogspot.com

Get used to it folks, this same lot are now stalking schoolkids on estates.

HP biased against BIOS password security

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perfect analogy

"I'm not sure that comparing security to an onion does a lot to help people take IT security more seriously."

But when you break through the skin of an onion, it makes people cry.

UK cops arrest six alleged BitTorrent music uploaders

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Stop

"NO COMMENT!"

...the 2 most useful words in the legal vocabulary.

They have to *prove* you did something wrong. The less they know about what you did, the harder it is for them to find something illegal in what you did.

Quick example:

"tell us your password"

"I can't remember the password"

"Aha! So this IS your account and not that other guy's..."

" :( "

The New Order: When reading is a crime

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Way to go with the solidarity

What I have learned about what (a high proportion of) people think:

* we're OK with the idea of books being banned

* people with non-English names should know not to download certain things

* everyone from the Middle East is a terrorist

* Algeria is in the Middle East

* if your employer hands you over to the state for doing your job, it's YOUR fault

* we think people who've lived here 13 years are foreigners

* we'll let the government do whatever it likes as long as they say that there's an immigration issue.

I don't know whether I'm more sickened by the Government or by the reaction of some of my fellow citizens.

BAE chief exec, director detained at US airports

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This made me smile a lot

Next stop Gitmo you death-dealing scumbucket. Hope they checked for concealed USB sticks. Bet you were too dumb to encrypt your drive....

Hippies reclaim summer of code

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Riseup are punks not hippies

WTO 1999 is the more apposite Seattle connection here.

Riseup.net:

SSL-only access, a "just don't tell us your personal details" privacy policy and sound politics.

Or Google. "We'll read your messages, but we're not evil, really (TM)".

Who're you going to trust with with your email?

Riseup FTW!

MySpace revs profile transfer engine

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Is it just me

Or has "Data Portability" become a really shit idea?

All this flannel about "control". I bet we aren't talking about the ability for Bob Punter to deny advertisers access to their information. It's the ability for companies to combine the data they have on you and then sell it on for £$£.

"Data Staticness" NOW!

Brown gov will make 'big commitment' to carbon capture

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follow the money

The reason carbon capture gets talked about so much is that companies want to pump the CO2 into oil fields.

1. burn oil

2. capture CO2

3. use CO2 to force more oil out of old wells

4. collect money for "sequestration"

4.5 profit

5. burn previously unobtainable oil

6. release CO2 sequestrated by dinosaurs

7. profit again

8. planet's living systems fucked

This DVD will self-destruct in 48 hours

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Boffin

Polycarbonate, schmolycarbonate

It's not the plastic, it's the fact that it's permanently stuck to a metallic coating. That makes it as recyclable as a TetraWak carton (recyclable cardboard + recyclable plastic = landfill).

You could replace the polycarbonate with polylactic acid from fairly traded organicly grown butterfly-attracting flowers and this would still be an irredeemably shit idea.

Ban using mobiles while crossing street, says US legislator

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in other news...

....calls for a ban on short skirts in areas known to have been visited by rapists.

Scuse the tasteless analogy but all this Malthusian bollocks from car drivers is obscuring the twisted blame-the-victim mentality behind this proposal.

You're driving more than a ton of metal at high (or moderate) speeds then there's a power imbalance and responsibility there that demands you pay more attention than Mr Random Hungover-Guy out for a pint of milk.

Has no-one taken a driving test recently? Hazard Perception is part of it now. Drive assuming everyone is about to walk / pull out in front of you and everyone's a lot safer, no need for stupid laws that assume drivers own a city's streets.

Global-warming scientist: It's worse than I thought

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@Jerry

So you flame someone for contributing links to credible primary sources as if he was just spewing self-aggrandising crap then tell us "Myself? No papers, no peer review, but at least the humility to acknowledge that." Away and polish your halo.

Congratulations on trying to keep science, data and sense out of a discussion on global warming. No place for that on the register

Red Green Ken v Porsche in battle of the polls

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Happy

Get it right up you, lazy rich elitist scum

"Global warming is a scam, cars that clean the air as they drive, Ken Livingstone is a Communist, driving is more environmentally friendly than running, trains are environmentally unfriendly too, a Porsche should pay less than a bus because it's smaller"

You Porsche owners are a funny lot. I bet you think people envy you as you sit in traffic listening to The Best Power Ballads in the World...Ever! as well.

Nintendo scores zero on e-waste responsibility

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yeah but Marco

It's only poor folk in the Far East that suffer the toxic waste from computers.

Dirt-poor peasants don't read The Register and they don't buy computers. The opinions of bitter office workers are infinitely more important than birth defects over the other side of the world....

Gates calls on Feds to plug tech investment gap

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Black Helicopters

US needs us to need dollars more than the contrary

"No one and no company seriously values themselves in Euros."

...because if you do, you end up like Iraq' did after moving to take their oil-for-food programme away from dollars.

The 'green' car tax grabs that don't add up

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And another thing...

Away with this myth that car drivers are subsidising anything, or in some way unfairly burdened. The hidden costs of air pollution are massive.

The health of my lungs is subsidising the warmth of your lazy arses as you clog the roads on your commutes and school-runs.

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And who decides

...how much Bangladesh is worth? Would it be the same money-obsessed Washington consensus loons that got us in this mess in the first place?

Spurious nonsense.

Germany to Nokia: Give us back our subsidies

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Can I just echo

The comment above that says "Outsource the Board". And folk here are claiming that we need to make it easier to fire people? Let's start with the workshy, tax-dodging benefit scroungers at the top of organisations.

I'm not joking but I'll take the red and black hoodie, ta.

Mozilla reaches stage 4 of Firefox 3 beta endurance test

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Boffin

@AC: Privoxy does run on linux

It's even made it into debian repos and everything.

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