* Posts by asdf

6570 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Apr 2007

Deploying software every day is... actually... OK – what devs tell their real-life friends

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I'm that guy

tl;dr, made fapping motion after first paragraph, disappointed enough to waste valuable work time (hahaha) to post complaint. Is it Friday yet?

BlackBerry's turnaround stalls

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shareholders

>We have $1.2bn in cash,”

We could liquidate (would have been even smarter several years back when that number was a lot higher) and return it all to the shareholders but nah. Management can always turn things around or at least give themselves lots of bonuses regardless.

Tor onion hardening will be tear-inducing for feds

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Re: Good.

> US Department of State Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor,

Nice try but everyone knows those don't exist in the US government. The State Dept exists to pretend like we will ever solve any of the world's problems (instead of the Dept. of Defense making more). The Labor department exists to issue some pro labor ruling about once a decade that only gets overturned and gets more Republicans elected in an off POTUS election year.

Utah sheriffs blow $10,000 on smut-sniffing Labrador

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Re: What law?

And yet they celebrate their beloved home state gun maker John Browning like he was a saint. Guns are holy and boobies are the devil's work.

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Utah law enforcement

Look on the bright side at least this Utah sheriff (AFAIK) isn't hunting down underage wives who have escaped the compound or exiling adolescent boys (ie the competition) like law enforcement do down there in Hilldale UT.

Linux's NFV crew: Operators keen to ditch clunky networks, be 'cool' like, er, Facebook

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again completely irrelevant

But whenever I see and hear anything about a hipster Renaissance fair I always think of that scene in The Cable Guy where they go to the medieval food place and chuckle. Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

Why you should Vote Remain: Bananas, bathwater and babies

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Re: Make bananas, not bombs

I think the poster's point was more get rid of NATO have his beloved Russia annex everything and there would be no war only the love of dear leader Putin.

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Re: Make bananas, not bombs

>but the war will never end as long as NATO exits.

Unless you know NATO is the only one that will eventually step up and stop the war like in the Balkans. Well getting rid of NATO is one way to also eventually get rid of the pesky Baltic EU states.

Fedora 24 is here. Go ahead – dive in

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Re: Flatpack sandboxing

It also why I simply use x11 forwarding through ssh from my host to the full guest vm (which is for browsing). A little heavier solution and arguably a bit less secure but you get cut and paste and it basically behaves like any other X app on your desktop (and by using same gtk theme in vm app even looks native) so no futzing with Unity View etc.

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Re: Flatpack sandboxing

No cut and paste between apps though is like Linux in the 90s.

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Re: Agree.

Might as well dive in. You will be pretty much looking at what will pass for the POSIX standard in three years with it. Sigh.

Supermassive black hole devours star and becomes X-ray flashlight

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>are not actively devouring matter, and do not release any radiation

Which is technically true because they are still absorbing radiation from the CMB huh? Even in the far future the amount they will radiate via Hawking evaporation will be trivial at any one instant as well I suppose.

Linux on PS3 white flag

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Re: Great. Can I get a PS3 and run Linux on it yet? (no)

Yeah they only did it in the first place to get that lower EU tariff on PCs vs game consoles. Funny how quick they lost interest once it became clear that wasn't going to happen. Oh well Linux capability or not mine now serves pretty much exclusively as in my 5yo words for Minecraft on the TV.

Open letter from EPO staff pleads with country reps to fire president

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can't resist

Really want to take a shot at Brussels but alas EPO is headquartered in Munich. It a little piece of Brussels like dysfunction in Bavaria. Either way you don't get much more insulated from market forces.

77 per cent ignore company social media policies

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Re: Using social media to learn?

>. But don't sell me this tired shit about social media having any redeeming value

Unless you got the right social media company stock pre IPO.

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common sense

Rule #1 - never talk crap about your company online, if you feel the need you are probably better off finding a new company instead (trust me you know when you find the right one, just have to be patient)

Rule #2 - if you have Kurt Schilling tendencies its probably best you figure out how to post as an AC or have sock puppet anon accounts.

Count 'em and weep: Intrinsic looking for fifth CEO in five years

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Hmm sounds like they are hiring CEOs just for their rolodex of buyers. Shop around until you find the sucker.

Nice cluster, kid. But can these supercomputing students actually predict the weather?

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well

The forecasters did nail nearly a week in advance the heat wave hitting us right now but then again you are hardly going out on limb saying in late June its going to be hotter than fsck in Phoenix. The western desert lives and breathes (as its running for its car AC) In forty five degrees.

You lucky creatures! Mammals only JUUUST survived asteroid that killed dinosaurs

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Re: it is the volcano that will kill you

And just like the real killer locally with a volcano, hot and or poisonous gas and ash particulate it is also globally with massive climate change on these mega events. When people say see it was once a lot worse naturally the obvious response is yes and if we would have been around then we would probably be extinct as well.

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it is the volcano that will kill you

Impact events get all the press but I still think flood basalt have killed more species throughout earth's history especially since they may well be linked to the impact events and therefore get even less credit.

Non-US encryption is 'theoretical,' claims CIA chief in backdoor debate

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Re: Diversion

Syria, Russia, South China Sea buildup etc.

FBI's iPhone paid-for hack should be barred, say ex-govt officials

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stupid government

Real smart. One of the societies most dependent on technology and probably the most vulnerable as well, government thinks its a good idea to keep zero days secret to attack the bad guys because of course the bad guys will never learn or fight back. Yeah because asymmetric warfare in cyber space will go so much better for us than it does in real life.

Stopped buying Oracle's kit? You've literally decimated its profit

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so forward thinking

"The interesting thing about cloud computing is that we've redefined cloud computing to include everything that we already do. I can't think of anything that isn't cloud computing with all of these announcements. The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about. What is it? It's complete gibberish. It's insane. When is this idiocy going to stop?

"We'll make cloud computing announcements. I'm not going to fight this thing. But I don't understand what we would do differently in the light of cloud."

Larry Ellison - 2008

Lone hacker claims to have broken into US Democrat servers

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Trollface

my question

Does Mr. Liddy have internet access?

Kill Flash now. Or patch these 36 vulnerabilities. Your choice

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Re: completely irrelevent but love that movie

Yes I know bad timing what with all the gun violence controversy (when isn't there?) but goddamn it I still get to enjoy that movie.

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completely irrelevent but love that movie

That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Imagination: Come back to MIPS, Wi-Fi router makers, we have an FCC ban workaround

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Re: mips still going strong

>Who's still buying these?

Anybody that has HP-UX production environments. Real shame it (Itanium not so much) along with its real UNIX brothers is dying. Meanwhile Red Hat's new POSIX standard well lets just say I'm not a big fan.

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mips still going strong

Remember how Itanium killed MIPS? The day the last Itanium chip is made (coming soon I assume) I wonder how many millions (or at least hundreds of thousands) of MIPS chips will also be fabbed worldwide.

Boffins decipher manual for 2,000-year-old Ancient Greek computer

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Three body problem

From what I understand we think the machine was incredibly well, well machined and intricate but remember hearing something like the machine operation is more accurate than the math underlining it, with the net effect the device is often inaccurate but not due to mechanical reasons or tolerances. A case of the theoretical not keeping up with the experimental. I guess not a surprise as there would be no Mr. Newton for another millennium and a half plus.

Broadcom sues Sony over MPEG, wireless etc patents in PlayStation 4

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Re: This is why we cant have nice things

Yes in this case its basically legal masturbation between two mega corps but anything time I can take a shot at the shit patent law (and lawyers writing shitty laws) we have in the US I do.

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Re: This is why we cant have nice things

The lawyer tax has to be put on all innovation and they wonder why everyone hates them. Perhaps because they wrote the patent laws in the US which seem to exist mostly to maximize billable hours.

Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image. Repeat. Microsoft has created its own FreeBSD image

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ksh forever

They can trash FreeBSD all they want but I better not upgrade my OpenBSD someday and find powershell is the new default shell.

Your comms metadata is super-revealing but the law doesn't protect it

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Everybody loves the consititon except for this or that amendment

Fact of the matter is the "modern" US government (especially SCOTUS) is openly hostile towards the fourth amendment and wants it to be interpreted as literally as possible (with it applicable only to 18th century technology).

Juniper: Yes, IPv6 ping-of-death hits Junos OS, too

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Hmm OpenBSD doesn't have this flaw huh? Pretty solid router OS it is for being free. Though admittedly I did remember a bin patch for an IPv6 flaw this year.

FBI tries again to get warrantless access to your browser history

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Re: Good luck with that

Did he? In this era of a possible President Trump it's not longer safe to assume.

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Re: Good luck with that

>Well if they hadn't offed Scalia, there might be some sanity left.

Ugh did you really just say this? Because the main problem with the US today is sodomy is legal huh? Even putting his politics aside you actually do believe he was murdered? Well then there won't be any reasoning with you. Wow worst comment of the week right here.

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Re: friggin Millennials

Ok Ok not fair to paint a whole generation I know. Especially since it is mostly Baby Boomer leadership pushing this (can't help myself lol).

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friggin Millennials

Plus it works great in their favor that most people under the age of 35 or so seem incapable of grasping the basic concept of privacy and why they shouldn't be so quick to give everyone else's away. Because of course the world revolves around me and every one wants to know what my crappy soy organic lunch today looked like.

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Good luck with that

Yet another reason to use Tor for browsing even if your life is fairly boring like mine (increase noise to signal ratio if nothing else). Using Tails OS on CD for example makes it nearly impossible for them to do so even if they have your machine (assuming you haven't drawn interest to yourself from state actors well before hand). Even Heinlein suggested gumming up electronic surveillance whenever possible and it was still largely fiction in his day.

Digital ad biz is fraudulent by design, complain big brands

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Re: what's in a word

Going to get some downvotes but honest since when do UK law enforcement believe in correctly appropriating blame? Their history on such matters leave a little to be desired. Yes the US isn't a lot better but at least they didn't victim blame when that illegal roadhouse caught fire and killed 90 some people a bit over a decade ago unlike Hillsborough.

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Re: what's in a word

The one I heard about recently is the phrase car accident instead of car crash (as in I was in an accident instead of I was in a crash). Automakers worked their asses off for you to say the former because guess which one sounds nicer and deflects any blame about anything unsafe about the car? Accidents happen right? Kind of disgusting how some of the founders of psychology where some of the first to go into advertising/PR. Time to cash in baby.

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what's in a word

Advertising and public relations sounds so much better than propaganda huh? Both are using the latest advances in social psychology to manipulate the unwashed masses. You know kind of like Mick sang about in how white our shirt's could be 50 years ago. Keep believing it doesn't work on you when your choice of words has been manipulated without you even realizing it.

Why does an Android keyboard need to see your camera and log files – and why does it phone home to China?

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Re: F-Droid only if you can

So far at least the answer is yes. How much of that is its not worth hacking a much smaller IT nerd centric repository where its tougher to hide shenanigans versus the much juicier Play store target its hard to say.

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Re: F-Droid only if you can

Well requiring an open source code repository for all apps discourages the Asian scammers up front plus the apps are free. The drawback is of course a much more limited selection of fart apps (and admittedly other apps as well). To be honest a teen girl social butterfly couldn't probably get by with just F-Droid but its perfect for a back up out of warranty after market rom phone on which you don't want to have any sign on accounts.

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Re: Almost every app I consider for installation

Cyanogenmod Privacy Guard is great for this purpose but alas after market rom.

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Re: F-Droid only if you can

Ok I got the hint nobody wants to hear about how much better an "insecure" software source like F-Droid (which has never had malware) is.

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>The bigger question is, why would anyone use a keyboard app that requested those permissions?

Um because Grandma isn't an expert on app permissions which is another reason why Apple can charge the premium they do. They do a better job sippy cup or not of protecting users from their own ignorance.