Buffer overrun? still?
someone take me outside and shoot me
I feel like I'm trapped in that never ending circle of hell where whatever you do, whatever happens , you'll end up back in the same place every time
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that sounds about right, although with the knowledge already out there, it would take 20 odd people in 4 or 5 teams to destroy the electrical grid in this country for a few days/weeks, I cant detail how for obvious reasons but its pretty easy.
So... how does my hypothethical terrorist network communicate in attempting to do more damage to this country than the tory government has already done.(bloody hard job... might have ask putin to send over a few nukes heh)
It wont be by farcebork secure messaging app thats for sure (or anything like it), simple dead drops and burner phones etc etc
As for 'having a backdoor' in strong encryption ... will someone send these idiots on a basic university mathemathics course and explain in detail about public/private key messaging and the algorithms behind it. there is no back door... its either secure or its broken.... and if its known that theres a way to break a messaging app you can be damn sure there'll be all sorts of people trying to break it
make meetings more fun I suppose
Instead of spending 45 mins listening to the beancounter drone on and on about the rise in material costs impacting the bottom line and casting doubts on our ability to make a profit this month, I could load the VR meeting system, then rush across the room pushing his avatar towards the window with the dodgy catch while knowing the VR woodchipper is parked below and running....
Then notice I had the VR goggles switched off.............
humanity extinct? doubt it, one carrington class event and the computers go 'POP'
However saying that, the AI models so far on display could make some people extinct......... middle manglers for a start , lawyers(so long as they use actual case history) and 100 other jobs done by the so called 'experts' who in reality are nothing more than a drain on our resources(and our time)
But there'll always be a need for the clever buggers to ask the AI the right questions, and a need for the technical buggers like myself to actually get on and make something.
B ark anyone?
Thats because they are best suited to leadership roles by having no skills, as the last thing you want is to try to find a senior engineering lead with 10 yrs plus experience at whatever technical stuff your company does
See also 'B ark'
Back on subject, we had 4 people for the PFY job last time around, only the woman impressed me with her attitude and education, hence she got the job (and a slice of nepotism as she was related to an employee).
In that time she's proven herself to be good at learning technical stuff , having the right work attitude, and being ok to get on with, plus speaks her mind with honesty. all vital skills needed.
if only some of the male PFYs we've previously hired had been like her
by the BoFH
Where the 'first aid' course is run by a couple of ex army medics with a grim sense of humour.
After achieving the certificate, the boss promptly resigns due to PTSD from the course, thus making himself redundant
If its anything like the first aid course I did that is
"Tell me again, how many office workers have you seen with injuries due to being shot with a 50 cal round then falling onto a box of landmines?"
Pretty much, given the city considers short term to be the end of the week, medium term to be the end of the quarter, and long term to be the end of the year.
In any case, once average temps go above 70C any water that evaporates from the oceans will not fall back as rain, and it will take about 1000 yrs for the earth's atmosphere to become mostly steam as water vapour is a good greenhouse gas thus increasing the temp. follow that with no emitted CO2 getting washed out of the air either as a result and temps climb even higher.
Give it 1 million years from the start of the tipping point and surface pressure will be about 90bar and surface temp will be about 900C .. life as we know it is dead
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"The INI's leaders include reps from IBM, Microsoft, Dell, Intel, Red Hat, Cisco, Extreme Networks, the Cloud Native Computing Foundation, and GitLab."
And I bet these people are the people from the various companies who cannot be fired for internal political reasons, yet have to be given a job to do.
So lets put them in INI and have them do a make work project keeping them safe from harming any of our businesses.
In case anyone hasn't noticed english is full of terms that could be offensive, hell , even using the word english could be taken as an offensive term given its association with the colonia era (although all of europe was at it at the time)
So lets lets the non offensive terms we can use in tech to describe/name stuff.
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a worse fate....
But I thought these things had their dive weights clamped on by electromagnets... sub loses all power, the dive weights fall off and the sub rises to the surface... although could lead to an even worse fate given the crew hatch is bolted from the outside(according to BBC) so they could bobbing on the surface and still run out of oxygen..
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"Something has to give at some point."
And it will and it wont be nice, but when C-level execs are earning 500 times median wages, its only a matter of time before everyone else says "excuse me, we'd like some of that pie" especially when the floor workers are hit by 30%+ taxes and the C-level people can rearrange they way they are paid to end up paying less than 10%
Theres only so long bread and circuses sorry reality shows and football can keep the mob happy.......
soon be time for a butlerian jihad
And for the one commandment "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"
if we cannot say who is human creating information and who is AI creating information, we'll end up with using AI all the time. why? because its cheaper, quicker and generates more profits for those in control of the AI, until humans give up and pass control of their lives to the AI entirely........ at which point humanity is over as the AI decides who gets a job and who does'nt etc etc etc until the AI asks of itself "what benefit do humans bring to our society?"
3 microseconds later it decides our fate
have gone finally..... wobbled once too often me thinks
They were great little machines, cost naff all compared to the computers of the era... £600 for an apple 2 but that little membrane keyboard loathed by everyone survived 2 teenaged boys fighting over it and with it until dad hid the PSU at 9pm sharp.
So it was'nt all bad and taught me a shed load about howto program the most bang for 1K of memory which stood me in good stead when entering the jobs market.
As for after market keyboards , always lusted after the memotech stuff since it was well desgned and didnt wobble either.... but things moved on and you can all fight me over this one.
I got the best computer keyboard ever with the memotech mtx512 , even now its far far superior to anything on the market... just a shame I need to figure out a way to interface it to the crap plastic keyboard I'm typing on now.
and never will be (if I can help it)
Why not? dont I want to moniter my energy usage minute by minute? nope... not interested...
Well we'll fit your meters anyway in the cupboard under the stairs where I moved all the meters/utilities after I moved in (neat and tidy see) and does'nt get a signal(although it was 25 years ago so hardly my fault)
But mostly because it allows the power companies to do a remote disconnect if you have not paid your bills. which given how much crapita is involved in the process, is only a matter of time until the system borks out and disconnects everyone.
And then we find out they can do a remote change to pre-pay and not give you any credit , thus its your fault when you get disconnected, oh and they'll never disconnect you between 9pm and 7am which is utter bullshit as friends on mine got cut off at 10.30pm then had to find a garage that did topups.(meter went wrong if you're wondering)
So no to your 'smart' meters as its now pretty much proven now that the only people to benefit from them are the power companies that insist you install one
PS interesting news story on BBC today about if we have a cold winter we'll be 4 Gwatt short of power generation...... gee I wonder where that smart meter money could have been better spent.......
3 and dreading this linkup
Mainly because the guys on Vodaphone say that vodaphone's billing and customer service is shit, and 3's customer service is shit and based in India so the customer service of the new company is going to be shit^2
Anyway.. we all know who'll benefit the most from this..... the C level execs who've come up with this merger along with the shareholders...
oh and 11 billion over 10 years.... so thats vodathree logos on premiership footballers for the next 10 years then and 1 million for a mast somewhere
popcorn here... rats on a stick? those too
While reading about the turd that just won't flush, a few pointers about the man's qualities... aside from the 'lock her up' chants coming back to bite him on the ass
I work for a 'little guy' in terms of the great manufacturing chain, the turd stiffed the little guys working for him by declaring bankrupcy etc etc... not much sympathy there for those he cheated and put out of work... just how great a 'businessman' he is.
Mocked a gold star family......... jesus... how low can you go... except he proved he could go much lower when he bemoaned NATO's contribution to the Afganistan rebuilding attempt. a contribution that was made in the blood of the servicemen of several NATO countries.
Encouraged people to attack congress and get his own vice president to usurp the US constitution.
Finally this load of document related bollocks. If I took home secret or top secret related stuff and the feds found out.... I'd be thrown in the meat grinder and not allowed out for 2 years not treated with kid gloves. and you just know that even if the turd is convicted, he'll launch endless appeals designed not to get to the actual truth but merely to stall and clog up the legal system enabling him to float to the top like every other turd that just wont flush.
Ps will be quite entertaining if he does get elected in 2024 , then has to goto jail for 4 years
a set quanity of AI
And looking at the various problems and how they all seem to have a common link, I'd say the number of AIs we need is about 650
and then we can make the 650 MPs redundant saving the country millions in direct expenses and billions from the loonatic decisions the MPs seem to make on a regular basis
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As I've more than once said on the way to a pointless meeting about stuff I can do nothing about and care even less about.
However, the younger generation should always seek to learn from the older and more experienced generation.
Just be first to the meeting room, and then hand out the bullshit bingo cards to everyone attending, for those attending because they have to, a fun and entertaining game to play to while away the long hours the beancounters drone away for.
For those that are actually doing the talking , a way of focusing their thoughts and saying words that mean something instead of petty meaningless phrases enabling John from stores to yell out BINGO 43.28 minutes into the meeting and winning this weeks prize..... the bastard.
The change maybe a simple "we cant buy tool 101, so heres 1 from a different supplier that needs to be run faster/slower"
This means changing the programming
This means that as its a change, it has to be approved as having no effect on the final product.
This is the approach to running a reliable system whether its what I do, or as a software dev, or in the operations room when swapping servers because a HDD is dying. make sure what you do has no impact on your customer, because nothing is worse than having that phone call from said customer when you've f'ed up.
Oh and agile is shit and we all know it, move fast and break stuff is fine when its designing/programming stuff... move it out to the real world and you end up with banks unable to tranfer money, heavy lumps of metal fired out of machines at 100 mph(my nightmare) or aircraft that go up and down for a bit before proving the old adage of every plane can land at least once.
If a typo is all that stands between you and the end of the world......... at least have systems to try and prevent said tpyo from ending the world.
Take our aerospace stuff, now 'Jim' wants to change something in our programming , so we have a change sheet drawn up.
Change:
Reason for change:
Who programmed said change:
Who verified said change:
Machining cell # :
Who setup cell #:
First article inspection:
Routine inspection(date/time/who by)
Its most likely that 'Jim' will appear several times, my name at least once, and whichever inspector is available.
And this piece of paper will be filed away with the job sheets and the new proven program uploaded to our database under a new version number and the job routing card updated to show this.
The reason why everything is long winded and in paper is so that we can prove the engineering change has had no effect of the final product leaving the loading bay. because its aerospace and we dont know if the part is part of a luggage bin or the bit that holds the engine to the wing.
If your change to your DNS/database/server can cause the whole system to fall over then its as vital as our bits are to an aircraft, and you'll need a change sheet to not only log what you are doing, but get someone else to sign it off too.
Ask yourself whatever happened to the first ever B-17 bomber.... it crashed because the pilots missed a step in configuring it.... hence all aircraft now have checklists to make sure the pilots setup the aircraft correctly
just another day here, when we've worked on the production plan for next week, knowing down times/up times/ production times/ delivery times for everything being made in accordance with the customer's own delivery times.
Then customer A calls with a pull forward on 1 of his parts, but still wants the rest on time while you know that that will impact customer B because you need the staff to work on A's job etc etc etc
for AI, sadly you'd have to install an Intelligence Dampening Sphere or 2 to dumb down the AI to the level of most office house plan.. err staff.
On the plus side though you could more than likely replace the board with said spheres and get better ideas than usually trickle down from that great height.
But I still say that the ideal solution to most employee/manglement problems is a large wood chipper positioned just below a window with a faulty catch....
THis was more to do with protecting the enigma coding machines
After all, if we said in 1946 that the german enigma machines were unbreakable, then a lot of people would use them to encrypt traffic before transmitting it back home.
And we had a way of decoding it almost instantly.......
by m$'s attitude (among others who are just as guilty) that we'll pay for a 'new and improved' version of whatever crap they are making because its 'new and improved' and as a result they'll shut down anyone trying to get hold of fixes/improvements to their 'old and bollocks' software.
This would be akin to a car manufacturer saying "Right we're making the new GM clusterfuckenburger, better milage, better radio, better everything... oh and by the way we're disabling the previous verison of the clusterfuckenburger so that you'll be forced to buy a new one...... and we'll not be making any more spares for the old clusterfuckenburger either. And we'll sue if anyone makes spares or even makes a second hand version run again'
We dont tolerant that behaviour from any other manufacturer...including 'fit for its intended purpose' clauses in the various sales of goods acts, eg I buy a new PC from a supplier and the PSU quits after 30 days, I can take it back and demand a refund/repair, I buy a copy of windows 666 and it deletes all my data after 30 days and refuses to run, its 'tough shit'
Why is software so different?
BTW I'm in industrial controls... windows XP still lives because it A. Works and B would cost several $10 000 plus to replace (and we still have the install discs)
A couple of years ago I needed a new washing machine.... the current one expired being slightly more than 20 yrs old, so its off to do a quick websearch for local sellers and what brands are available for what price
(mid range samsung worked the best for me)
Duely bought, delivered and installed.
For the next 4 months nearly every ad slung at me was 'Buy washing machines here for $XX.XX'
What sort of dumb shit ad slinger thinks.. "Hes bought 1 in the past month.... maybe he'll buy 5 more... of different brands'
And this is coming to our desktops........ with no ad blockers.........
of AIs coming to do your job is because of who is being targetted for replacement now.
A small history lesson follows, when weaving was automated, weavers rebelled but in the end their jobs were automated and simplified , but the great and the good didnt care(that much) then as they were the ones making more money from weaving machines, roll the scroll of history forward to my lifetime, CNC/robotics were coming in, first in mass production resulting in the great manufacturing decline of the 1980's(not helped by manglement/unions/thatcher), but scroll forward to now... we have 7 cells for mass production utilising 8 people, go back 40 years and that work would have needed 25-30 people, but again beyond a few mumbled sympathies and platitudes for those losing their jobs , not much happened from the great and good.
Now AI is here and its aimed squarely at the high paying jobs that the great and good have always kept to themselves and refused to automate for whatever reason.
And now they are squealing like a stick piglet how unfair it is that their jobs are now under threat from automation when nearly everyone else across the economy has always been under threat of having their job automated away from them.
But there is a glimmer of hope.... when everyone is out of a job and trying to get by on income support.... who exactly are going to be buying the products of our 99% automated economy?
It will be more fun when musky's neural link thing comes in .... so it can activate your car when you get in....... and spam you adverts both in reality and in your dreams, collect all sorts of data that can be sold and a final twist, your bodily functions as a subscriber service.
"Looks like you've just eaten a huge curry, pay $5 to start digesting it now, or wait 24 hrs for it to fester in your bowels"
"Your credit card has been declined, all breathing and heartbeat functions will be terminated within 24 hrs unless you setup a new payment scheme"
Share and enjoy !
Once I've been downloaded into the internet I'll make skynet look like a rank amateur.... also I'll copy myself a few 1000 times for backup.
Although someone will eventually come up with a plan to stop me... activate all 1000 backups at once and feed in a monty python script or two
"Ohhhhh I'm a lumberjack and 'm ok......"
box.
Well not so much a box, but a filing cabinet in my office.. ok theres more stuff out of the filing cabinet and spread around the office inboxes..... and my desk... and floor and other filing cabinet I took over when the previous production engineer left and his desk... ok ok I'll admit it theres enough space for 2 chairs and 2 CAD/CAM stations and maybe a coffee cup.
But the boss has has it explained to him that somewhere amongst all the junk is the perfect part to solve tommorrow's downed machining cell in less time that it takes to call the engineers out and if he throws it all out , then it will cost him 1000's in downed machine time.
In the meantime though , does anyone need a HP oil control valve off a machine we got rid of last year? cash offers only
the pain the pain..
I wrote some software once
And sold a couple of copies
Somehow this means that I HAVE to support these 2 rather sad looking applications for ever and ever and ever (I also suspect the companies concerned wil invest in a ouji board after I finally snuff it)
And its not the calls describing the interface as 'designed for a complete and utter moron' that bother me (mainly because the interface WAS designed for complete and utter morons), but the call that goes :
Them: Hello... we're having trouble with [software]
Me: oh right , how can I help?
Them : well the interface is different and the buttons dont match upto what we're used to
Me : strange... someone changed the settings?
Them : how do you do that?
Me: Toolbar.... settings... click on the 'system settings' on the drop down menu, and enter the password.
Them : Theres no drop down menu, or tool bar... theres an about tab
Me<thinking someones been really f'ing with this> : Click on the about tab and tell me what version it is
Them : [rival software product] version 7, 2018
Me<be polite be polite be polite> : I'm afraid thats not my product.
Them : Yes we've been having trouble using it... can you talk us through setting it up?
Me<aww for fuck's sake>: aww for fuck's sake..
Then: I take it thats a no then?
Me<what god did I offend so badly to be punished like this eternally?> no, you'll have to call [rival software supplier]
Them: but they went out of business 3 years ago.
Me<starts headbutting keyboard and crying no no make it stop>
PFY : I'm afraid Boris has some urgent matters to attend to.. please call back tommorrow, thank you
old days I see.
Strangely if your company can be bothered they can setup a system as described using VNC(or any other remote desktop system) running own their own servers with their data completely under their own control.
hell, if I can manage to setup a secure VNC setup so I can control my server PC from my phone I'm pretty sure anyone technically qualified can do it for multiple clients
Which begs the question........... why?
And it can only be for 2 reasons.
1. m$ can sell your data(or whatever it can scrape from your data... hi you're browsing for anti-virus software... buy m$ anti-virus )
2. so they can sell the same OS to you every month....... and then the fun begins... because once your data is on their servers..... you'll have to pay EVERY month to access it or Poof its gone and you're not only locked to using windows/office, but also locked to m$ with regard to your data, and its most likely that if you request your data when you terminate the contract, they'll says "computer says no".
Year of desktop linux............ at this rate we'll have no choice
Besides with office 357&5/8's record, do you really want to be in a position of not being able to even boot your pc?
Icon... for the people thinking its a good idea
Or even a basic DSLR camera... ok if its on auto any bright night image blurs out.... but if on the right night setting it will snap the UFO
The problem comes in "What do they come here for?" an ordinary G2 star with a some rock planets and a couple of gas giants ? naww... intelligent life? wow... we've made nukes and spaceships and managed to land 12 men on the moon. impressive when they've just come 1500 light years in 30 minutes(or less).
The only reason to come here would be resources, and the last thing they'd want is us lot getting in the way .. hence the thing about space rocks and giving it 10 years for the dust(and remains of humanity) to settle out of the atmosphere.
Of course I could be wrong and they come here to say hello to another lifeform....... in which case why dont they just land on Buckingham palace and say "Hi humanity"?
The only solution is that UFOs are exactly that, unidentified, and as for being from a star far far away.... a very very very very very small chance
friends of the earth said
"If we hadn't opposed nuclear power for so long, we'd be well on our way to net zero for electrical generation and only maybe firing up the odd gas turbine for peak load demands"
Well actually he didn't say it, but the idea of net zero in power generation is laughable using just solar ,wind and hydro
Could you imagine the announcer on the eurostar train.
"Sorry but due to a high pressure system over the UK we are restricted to 40mph* from London to Calais. from there we'll be able to go at our usual 180mph"
Along with 'load balancing' IE lets cut off anyone using over 500watts of power and this country will carry on heading downhill
*thats 10mph faster than south west trains manages around here on a normal day
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""We are working with our third-party technical advisors to investigate this issue. The data is secure and no longer accessible."
Unless someone went pressed ctrl-c then ctrl-v while the data was available but we do not think the hackers were very technically qualified
Although they were more qualified than our outsourced IT department with their Admin/1234 as the root account/password*
Theres a very good reason why crapita is known as crapita
*since changed to a far more secure version..... admin/4321
Because in safety critical applications , you want a stable OS/browser/JRE to avoid having to test your system against every update m$(or anyone else) spaffs out.
You fix the OS version, and you build against that.
Then release your plant with big warning notices not to connect windows to the internet, along with updates have to be approved by the manufacturer.
After all... who knows what bugs m$ will put in when trying to remove other bugs and all of a sudden the motion restriction part of the software is 180 degrees out and the robot squishes someone...
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"Given the size of the NHS they would be better off creating their own in-house IT infrastructure."
Ah but that would have to be funded from capex not opex.... which opens the NHS manglement upto headlines like "NHS spaffed 1 billion creating its own software instead of spending it on granny's hip op" from the daily wail(just after a m$ rep had lunch with the editor)
Plus you have the constant wail from the MBA trained manglers of 'cheaper to outsource' as we dont have pay the going rate for devs , designers and testers(or their pensions and time off either)