1031 posts • joined 10 Mar 2008
Its more like
<celebrity> Look at me on twitter , are'nt I wonderful
<alledged troll> No you're not and your last film was the worst piece of shit I've ever had to watch and makes me wish you'd died in a car accident before filming started
<celebrity> whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nasty man said bad things.... someone in the govenment make them stop.
The other sort of troll saying things like they want to rape and kill someone are ALREADY COMMITING AN OFFENCE,,,, fucking well do them under the current laws, we do not need MORE laws
Damnit I asked the government to something ... guess I'll be in jail for trolling in a minute
Re: Oh, please...
Or visit beachy head on a wet november afternoon......
More seriously .. nice article
Now the press knows what its like to have your phone calls tapped illegally.....
never forget though
you are up against the light bulb principle too.
No manufacturer will ever make a light bulb that will last 50 years, even if they could, because they'd sell 1 once and that would be it.
Nope much better to make a product with a limited lifespan, say 5 years, and be able to sell the same thing again and again and again.
See Apple's phones for more.. also microsoft could do it by turning off the activation servers 2 years after each new OS is released(inflicted more like).. if they dared
Re: Oh dear gawd
Nope , no moose heads.... just a list of (un)popular politicians....
Inauguration : a way of announcing to the world that another target has taken its place on the shooting gallery..
Just kidding.. jeeez I dont really live in my basement surrounded by copies of guns and ammo
Oh dear gawd
Why not spend some money buying a decent sized 2nd CNC maching center?
$5K should get you something decent if not $10K
You can get the gun blueprints and make every part quite easily* and the only time you have to check with the boring old regulations is when machining aforesaid lower reciever.
Of course after once making a little popgun, you'll get the taste for making proper guns such as semi-auto 50 cal rifles, or a copy of the famous MG-42 machine gun**
Since footnotes are the way of things today
*easily means being able to program the mill and have enough skill/knowledge to set the thign up and machine the parts correctly... about 5-7 years is ideal
** ammunition costs usually make MG-42 ownership very expensive.. especially after the first 1000 rounds
*** 30 yrs experience of wrestling CNCs and robots to do his evil bidding to make everything from nuclear reactor gas seals to various aerospace stuff and a long history of making high quality rifle parts
its to get away from the US air force's eastern range control and tracking people.
Takes them 2 days just to re-position the tracking gear for the next launch.... which can be a bother when your allotted 2 day launch window gets borked by the weather and there's another rocket waiting.....
And Musk can launch when he wants in order to capture a couple of US and russian craft in orbit in order to provoke WW3
they did'nt buy the guys behind Kerbal Space Program
And since they've splurged 2.5 billion, they dont have the money now anyway
Good luck minecraft... you're gonna need it......
about preparing for the various nuclear/coal fired power stations to go end of life.
Once you've go everyone installed with smart meters , its a doddle to turn off individual houses to reduce demand on the power generation infrastructure. especially during winter when it wont be able to cope.
Gonna be fun when you jump on your spiffy new HS2 train for a jaunt upto Birmingham and be told "Due to power restrictions this train will be limited to 40 mph"... or the more fun to be had at 2am when the power comes back on and everyones washing machines/dishwashers start up.....
But then you got to look at the government decisions and wonder what the f*** are these people on?
Smart meters cost 10 billion quid to deploy over 10 years, or buying 2 off the shelf french nuclear power stations for the same amount over 10 years and not having to need smart meters......
wait until you get rid of the TV and dont pay the licence......
You thought mad John "break ya legs" Turner the loan shark was into harrassment when you did'nt pay him his 25 quid a week, hes got nothing on the licence enforcers..
we can build a particle accelerator that size..... all we need is 2 decent 'ish sized black holes, set them at a minimal safe distance and have them spining in opposite directions.... then at the right time fire couple of planets into them , and hey presto 2 beams of radiation heading towards each other at a fair fraction of the speed of light... BOOOM
whats this note on my file? "caution :this patient should not be allowed within 50Km of any particle accelerator"
I'm on the side of the met and the government minister here (time to vomit)
Because the cops in question lied about the said events, or got sent to jail for lying about the said event.
And since they were into criminal conduct the met had every right to investigate who they were contacting.
If it was a bank robbery the met were investigating, you would'nt even blink for a second that the met had slurped data records on who called who after the robbery took place.
The article is more of a line that the press are upset because the scarers have been put on the police to stop them leaking so much paid information to the press.....
Same old same old
stuff about 'lack of skilled people'
The lack is caused by
1. employers/agencies want a person to fill ALL the tick boxes, if you dont , no matter how skilled, you wont be considered eg a skilled machinist who has run CNC lathes for 5 years using Fanuc OT-B series controls not being considered for a job because the machines have Fanuc 21-T controls (functionally the same thing..but hey got different numbers)
2. the pay/duties sucks : How much is the kit worth you are using for your job vs how much you are getting paid, the kit I use is £130 000, some of the parts can go upto £1000 each, and your share at the end of the year (assuming you dont scrap too much and get fired) £25-28K
But finally and most important
3. Companies cutting out all the training programs for their staff..... dont whine about 'lack of skilled staff' if your company has done this to 'improve profits'.
But managers who make that sort of decision rarely have to live with the consequences, because they've already flounced off to a higher paid job for having a proven record in increasing profits.......
Re: Almost half
But they all know howto fill out expenses forms for swapping homes at the taxpayers expense without help....
All MPs really need to know is which way their paymasters/party bosses want them to vote on a subject and then go do it.
Which always begs the question.. why do we need so many of them?
Sorry its more likel $7.5 million for the lawyers (30% or so) and $2.50 in google play money for everyone else.
not dark, our eyes just cant see the photons coming from every point in the sky
Re: Budgetary crazyness
We had beancounters from hell at one MoD place I attended
Then they got their rightful pasting thanks to a job in some tricky material... so we ordered 5 special tools to do the job, knowing we'd break 4 in the process of making the parts.
Beancounters saw the cost and cut the number down to 3...
Needless to say we got 60% through the order until we ran out of tools.
Was good fun watching senior naval and MOD types marching upstairs to the beancounters to explain the kit is worth several million quid and cant move until the poor engineering slobs(me) have made all the parts for it.....
has been going on for years in the industrial control game
A certain popular Japnese company has some 16 8 bit number held in the permanent memory, each bit controls a different option such as 1 bit turns on the on screen clock and 3 bits defines how much memory you have (and you pay through the nose for those memory chips too)
The along comes a german company that sells a control that has all the options turned on by default and a nice 200 gig HDD too and everyone buys japanese to stay compatable with all the software written before .................
Its more than
likely a couple of 15 yr olds annoyed at Sony and Microsoft for booting them off their networks for hacking after they bought a "sony or microsoft cant detect this hack" from some dodgy russian website.
Take 'em out and shoot them I say 9mm revolutionary justi... damn forgot the revolution has been postponed for economic reasons.
Re: I for one welcome out new cockroach overlords
Its only a matter of time as I tell my 3*10^8 children at bedtime......
only 2 gripes I have against VM ( or liberty global.. or NTL or NYNex or whoever else lays claim to the green trunking buried outside the house) is that the customer service dept is s*** until you finally get through to their english call center who generally have the flexibility to go off script and order an engineer for the next day.
And the dire junk mailing... for gawds sake VM CHECK to see if the houses you are mass mailing are already customers!!!!!!!!!! You pay an extra £1.50 for a VM monthly statement posted to you or £0.00 for an e.mailed version..... and I get at least 5 or 6 junk mails a month..... they gotta be hoovering up your sodding profits
Oh and the super(fail)hub only ever works properly if you put it in cable modem mode and use your own wireless router
Re: I don't understand
Microsoft marketing would give you Bill G's grandmother if it involved you buying services from M$ .....
guess I was right after all when I said that everyone spies on everyone else...
Worse still IE for Linux !!!
Self service ... pah
wait until you get a real robot that can (and will) kill you if you give it half a chance, and not content with stuffing the unlucky operator into the machining bay, it will do it again and again and again because it will absolutely never stop ever even if you are already dead (and got a 2" dia cutter through the skull too).
And I bet the self serve UI designers all started out in industrial UI design where they were rightfully kicked out for coming up with some of the abominations I put up with .....
Morphine are the only pain killers I've found that actually work
The only downsides are the addictive side effects......
to order those phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range
After all... what could possibly go wrong?
just waiting until some muppet adds the steam data servers to list of IPs to be watched for illegal downloads
<said muppet> f*** me terabytes of data going from this one uploader... must be a major criminal, lets hit him hard with a snotty letter, that will stop him
after with the current Falcon 9 launches is that the first stage can decend and land softly
If they can do that a few times over water where the kaboomy stuff does'nt really matter, then they'll go for landing the first stage on land.
Then they'll fine tune it so that it can land back in the volcano lair Mr Musk is undoubtedly building somewhere in the world away from prying eyes.......
Re: Sticky floor
I was just wondering...
Any idea what was sticking your feet to the floor?
Because we're after a decent glue to make some lightweight carbon fibre stuff bond to some metal.
Wheres the vomit icon :)
all of GCHQ's work because the mind control chip they implanted in my head told me to
Note to self : find a better quality of tinfoil than tesco's bargin brand
Re: Fuck you Rupert!
Sadly, some of us pommies agree with you on those sentiments.
Wonder how much Coulson and the other phone hackers have been paid to fall on their swords to protect dear old rupe from a prison term?
Re: Well it's not hard
You forgot the 2 months of 'summer' when mosquitos the size of large birds infest the air sucking the life out of any fool brave enough to dare to walk outside....
Well it was featured on Sci-fi channel so it must be true
Re: Solid as a rock
Jettison a solid rocket booster while it's still firing?
Hey, KSP tells me that this is not only possible but quite frequent.
So long as you dont mind your payload/rest of the rocket blowing up due to impacts/exhaust heat
AND that happens in real life too.
Bit rich after the phorm phuck up BT ran on its customers and the police/CPS said "not enough evidence to do anything about......
Re: Happy Snapper
Quote "In that scenairo you'd hope the police and the courts would exercise some common sense."
I think I just fell off my chair laughing.
The law is'nt about common sense, its about getting the law on the books in order to make the politician look good( just before they trouser another brown envelope from a lobby group.. alledgedly)
The police and the courts will enforce the law because its their job, and will catch all the flack as soon as some poor innocent sod gets caught with his pants down...
Re: Potty Trouble is
I only used nukes as a example of information that should'nt be on general release
What if the NSA secrets to be released shows their technical capability to stuff up anyones cell phone network? and worse still it discloses the methods used?
Would a jihadi be interested? perhaps .. perhaps not, an enemy country? of course in a passing manner.
Who would be interested? why the spotty 17 yr old moron* keen to impress the other 17 yr olds infesting an IRC chatroom.
"I took down O2's network all day today hur hur " sort of thing
*I say moron, more like an IQ of 145 and the maturity of a 3 yr old
the mass release of 'information' does'nt stop a war from happening... it starts it.
While the release of information regarding what the NSA/GCHQ and 2/3rds of the west's spying agencies are doing to us and passing to each other maybe in the realms of illegality, the release of so much other info could be seen as a direct attack on the capabilities of GCHQ etc to intercept and decode the correct messages
After all.. if we know enemy elements are using a nokia phone, and we know howto track that one and decode everything coming from it and suddenly the target knows his calls are being tracked...
But then some of you would be happy with everything any government does released instantly onto the internet, perhap I could interest you with the mathematics of designing H-bomb warheads that can fit into a MIRV.....
Suitable punishment for him
2 years of internet access through a 300 baud modem
That will teach the little git what it feels like to be on the other end of a ddos
think you need a Kerbal in there.......
Triumph was re-born in this period because John Bloor bought the rights to the name and all the old blueprints for the old twins so beloved of rose tinted old farts and threw all the prints in the bin, called in some engineers and said "I want a motorcyle with a 3 or 4 cylinder engine, it has to be resonably cheap to build, last at least 100 000 miles and does'nt piss oil everywhere... heres 100 million of my own money to build the factory and buy/ design everything you need"
There were no share holders to demand more profits every 2 weeks, and no government department involved that would take 6 months to make a decision over which brand of bolt to buy (thats 5 mins for the decision, 1 month jetting round the world to various bolt makers and 5 months educating the PPE tossers on what a bolt actually is)
But the comment about the next big thing coming from a lockup in Milton Keynes is right, what that tech event reported on is more about is getting your greasy face noticed so that you can sponge every more taxpayers money off an ignorant government (no doubt stuffed with more PPE tossers I mentioned earlier) thats desperate to appear to be doing something, and then claims credit as the new ARM holdings emerges from its dusty lockup to take over the tech world (or more likely says "we must run more of these events where free booze is supplied all day.. eh? tech? wassat then? hic")
I'm already preparing the fridge malware, especially it will end up running on an unloved useless OS like say windows 8 for example (M$ being really really desperate to shift it)
Some nice sauce code that reads:
and laugh as everyone gets food poisoning.
Mind you, what happens when you put 1/2 a curry in the fridge to eat the next day? does it go PHONE(Curry_House).Order(Vindaloo) or something when you take it out?
46 000 jobs eh?
So where are these magic workers going to come from?
re-skilled british? naww costs to much to train and besides , they'll want a decent rate
Fresh immigrants.... well yes... but they'll still need training... that costs
I know can we transfer all our indian staff here on internal transfer visas, pay them min wage ,pack them 14 to a room in tower hamlets, then claim our call center is UK based ?
PS I live on a proper reclaimed swamp... not the reclaimed 2000 yrs of sewage that floated down river like London
Skyrim was so bloody expensive .....
Bella Roach..... mage, assassin and housewife ;)
standing around bitching about it, how about we drag out all those politicians from 10-15 yrs ago who made the decisions not to start building replacement plant and , well, let our imaginations run riot.
Seriously , these people knew what was coming, we knew 20 years ago that the AGR stations would be coming to their mechanical end around about now, so why has'nt the replacement capicity been built?
Why are we building wind turbines if they dont produce the baseload we need or peak power when we need?
Solar in this country is a joke, and as for tidal barrages.... we'll build one in the Severn, 2 in the solent at either end of the isle of wight, Thames, wash, humber, firth of forth, and clyde and we may just have a chance with tidal.
But the public dont care. and wont care, which we have politicians make decisions for them, but the public will care the day the power goes off....
On the plus side.... no more f***ing light pollution from a neighbour who has 500 Mw security lamps lighting up his inaccessible back garden.
And quite possibly
theres a clause in the phone companies contract with the government that says something along the lines of
"The carrier must provide slots for an authorised government agency to install wire taps, if said carrier does not provides such slots , then the carrier will no longer be allowed to use the UK for its services"
Why are you
still using playmonauts?
Swap out the pilot to Jeb from Kerbal space program and he NEVER bails out regardless of the disaster about to befall him
Whats that noise?
Ahhhhh its the conspiracy nut jobs preparing all the stories about how humans could never have got to Mars and it was all filmed in a backlot at area 51
during the cold war , we (Nato) were cheerfully hacking into russian comm cables and leaching off data by the bucket load until it was given away by a traitor or the russians found the splice themselves.
Or the russians during WW2 invited the western allies to conferences , then systematically bugged every room in the building...
So its nothing new
Its just a lot harder sifting through all that internet traffic now looking for that one e.mail containing the words 'nuclear', 'bomb', 'london', 'tommorrow' and 'jihad'............ eeeekk men at the doorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<<off to sit on the roof between you and your bank and perform a man in the middle attack
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