* Posts by Jason Bloomberg

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Post-Brexit tariffs on cross EU-UK electrical vehicle imports still going ahead

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We also know that Johnson saw himself as the new Curchill.

What bemuses me is that he could have achieved it by pushing for a tiered EU, which to me is where it always needed to be heading, and now seems to be heading, albeit slower than snail's pace.

He could have been the one hailed for having "got the EU sorted" but instead nailed his flag to the mast of a small minority of nationalistic and selfish bigots. His big mistake was to aim to win through division rather than through uniting.

Ironically his failure was lack of ambition, failing to understand how great he could have been.

Brits negotiating draft deal to rejoin EU's $100B blockbuster science programme

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The EU hasn't slammed the door on us since we stormed out but there's zero chance of us getting what brexiteers want, membership benefits without being a member, having our cake and eating it, which they always promised we would get.

We are indeed world leaders in duplicity, mendacity and sophistry but the EU can see right through that.

Even now brexiteers see it as some sort of god-given right to be given what they want and it's "punishing us" to deny them that.

We will only secure meaningful deals and make brexit work - if we don't abandon it, once the grown-ups take back control.

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Re: Some balance?

After seeing the way they have punished the UK for wanting to leave, it has cooled my opinion of them somewhat.

That they haven't punished us is what most surprises me.

Not really; that's just a turn of phrase. The EU behaved exactly as I expected it to, calmly putting our tantrum and throwing our toys out the pram behind them and carrying on as normal.

That must have been the real kicker for those who lied that the EU needed us more than we needed them, believed the fantasy that the EU would quickly collapse without us.

Meta's data-hungry Threads skips over EU but lands in Britain

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Re: Threads release in the UK

I'm still finding it hard to read that name "Threads" and get an immediate happy feeling.

I have always called posts and replies on particular topics in newsgroups and forums "threads" so it's just a shrug from me, no emotion either way; feels a reasonable name to choose.

The huge data grab which comes with it I could get emotional about but, as I have no intention of signing-up myself, it's still a "meh".

I might however pull the Threads DVD from the 'cataclysmic doom and oh shit" section of my bookcase to celebrate its arrival.

No open door for India's tech workers in any UK trade deal

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Re: I want COMPETENT, not cheap workers

It seems to me most successful countries will bring in immigrants as a 'not quite slave labour' force to do all the shit and low paid jobs the natives don't want to do, freeing natives up to get educated, advance themselves, and make their countries world beating.

But brexiteers want to to give our high-paid and skilled jobs to foreign workers while forcing natives to do the shit jobs no one wants to do.

I was never convinced they were batting on our side.

UK government hands CityFibre £318M for rural broadband builds

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Re: FFS

Cynics. I am sure fibre will extend beyond the luxury properties into mud hut land. At least up to that point where that metric box can be ticked and they can go begging for another subsidy.

Experts scoff at UK Lords' suggestion that AI could one day make battlefield decisions

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Mushroom

The UK already operates weapons that use autonomous target selection such as the Brimstone missile.

Replacing manned anti-aircraft and anti-missile batteries with machines which can do the job better than humans, with fewer consequences when taken out, is quite a long way from having computers replace generals and those making the high-level decisions on how wars are fought.

There are definitely things 'AI' would be good for. For me it's a question of how much control and decision making we can or should surrender to 'AI'.

'Joan Is Awful' Black Mirror episode rebounds on Netflix

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Devil

Sign here. Bring your own blood.

That agreement seems comparable, even tame, compared to some of the 'we own your soul' releases I have signed as I have accumulated my fifteen minutes of fame. I have never enjoyed putting pen to such paper, having to quell the fear that I might one day 'go viral' for all the wrong reasons.

Google HR hounds threaten 'next steps' for slackers not coming in 3 days a week

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Three days feels arbitrary

I imagine it's often a case of 'three days in the office and we win' versus 'three days at home and they've won' pettiness.

Election Excel blunder declared a 'low point' for Austrian social democracy

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Pat is not for turning! Win or not, she's got her seat and it's her constituents' problem! ...local democracy in action! Your vote really does matter...unless it doesn't.

My understanding of UK election law is that the declared winner is deemed the winner with the route to correct any errors being through the High Court.

Your presentation of the situation in Nelson seems rather hyperbolic to me.

Starlink's rocket speeds hit a 50 megabit wall for large downloads

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Re: 200mb/s for "10minutes or so" = ~15GB

"Fair use" to me means allowing users to download however much they want without capping in the dead of night when there are few or no other users on their 'network spur' if it would be possible to deliver it at those speeds were it not for capping being imposed.

If the T&Cs do say "15GB then it gets capped" fair enough.

Raspberry Pi production rate rising to a million a month

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Yes, but that's the "number that buyers usually acquire in a single month" - 800K x 12 = 9.6 million a year.

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"the fruiterer shipped 800,000 units ... a number that buyers usually acquire in a single month."

That works out at 9.6 million a year. So will 12 million a year be enough to fulfil demand and end back order shortages?

Debian 12 'Bookworm' is the excitement-free Linux you've been waiting for

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Re: A welcome change!

I like boring

Me too but I do seem to keep running into problems of other people coding for what they consider old versions of compilers and tools which are bleeding edge from my being boring perspective.

I have contributed to that problem myself, have upgraded to run something, then developed with that, forgetting others won't actually be able to use it.

Windows XP activation algorithm cracked, keygen now works on Linux

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Re: Nothing to see?

I was surprised anyone was even interested in cracking activation. I thought everyone just used a mate's XP install CD and one of the keys written on it, which used to be all over the net. Perhaps they have bit-rotted away or there was something special about those keys or install CD. I don't recall anyone I have known having been troubled by 'actual activation'.

The challenge I found, and this was a few years ago, was finding hardware which plays nicely with XP and its drivers, having to remember whatever needs to be done to make modern PCs work with XP. I can only imagine it's got harder.

When my XP system finally gave up the ghost last year I simply moved my chair sideways, continued with a Windows 10 system which was already set-up.

This legit Android app turned into mic-snooping malware – and Google missed it

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Re: So, always update, even if it works

Screwed if you don't and screwed if you do - It's not surprising the average user has no idea what to do, and even techies struggle with that.

China becomes the 37th country to approve Microsoft's Activision buyout

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but let's say the UK were the only hold-out?

If the US approves the deal I can't see the UK holding out as it comes under increasing pressure from Washington to not stand in the way of what America will have decided is a good thing.

Not that we're lapdogs or puppets, or the 51st state.

Parent discovers the cost of ignoring Roblox: £2,500 and heart palpitations

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Childcatcher

Re: Dystopian

It's simply done as a PR move that we all end up paying for.

It's worse than that; it's usually the end of it. Those who lost money are happy they got it back, those who helped get it back can brag about their part in it, and everyone lives happily ever after.

Except nothing happens to address the underlying problem which continues to cause untold suffering for those who don't have enough of a sob-story to get people interested in helping them get redress.

The kid might get a slap on the wrist, told not to do it again. Parents are warned to learn lessons. Meanwhile the bastards are allowed to keep extorting as much money from kids with impunity as they ever did.

Dyson moans about state of UK science and tech, forgets to suck up his own mess

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Re: With two-faced "friends" like Dyson, Britain doesn't need enemies

If we had a presidential election now, the top 3 most likely candidates would probably be BoJo, Tony Blair, and Harry Windsor.

And perhaps me if I can get my name deed poll changed to President McPresidentFace quickly enough.

Activists gatecrash Capita's AGM to protest GPS tracking contract

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Big Brother

Re: Just wait

I'm surprised those working for Westminster City Council and other innocent people arrested for intending to disrupt the coronation haven't been charged with wasting police time.

Chrome's HTTPS padlock heads to Google Graveyard

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Pirate

A big red Unlocked padlock icon for normal http

Or a fluttering Skull and Cross-Bones - Arrr, me-hearties.

From the start I thought flagging as 'safe' rather than warning things may not be secure was the wrong approach. But I thought it was a bad idea whatever the policy - Suggesting to the great unwashed that https was safe for visit was dangerously misleading.

OpenAI CEO confirms biz is not currently training GPT-5

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Unhappy

"Yes, it has been conclusively proven the election was stolen"

With the nonsense, untruths and lies coming from ChatGPT I positively dread to think what any non-PC MuskAI will emit as it churns away to keep 'the base' happy with alternative facts which it considers as good as anyone else's truth.

Cybercrims hop geofences, clamor for stolen ChatGPT Plus accounts

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Re: 2FA ?

There are some fucking stupid people out there.

Where "some" seems to be some fucking huge number.

Italy will say ciao to ChatGPT ban if OpenAI does indeed think of the children

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Re: Misdirection!! Lawmakers "doing something"........

Initial reports said they had "blocked" the site but I have no idea how, not my field of expertise. I would imagine they used DNS redirection or whatever is used to ban prohibited and proscribed sites elsewhere.

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Re: Misdirection!! Lawmakers "doing something"........

Lawmaking as misdirection!!! Again!!!

Yet Italy has banned ChatGPT, has said it won't lift the ban unless they get compliance, has threatened fines if they don't engage on the issues.

It seems your ultra-cynicism is refuted by evidenced facts.

Three quarters of UK tech pros are ready to leave their jobs

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"Salary will always be key to any tech job seeker"

That would seem to depend on where in their career a tech job seeker is.

It is always nice to have bags of cash but pension secured, bank balance healthy, mortgage paid off, a growing realisation there are more enjoyable things in life, the more the need to chase filthy lucre declines.

Even those who aren't yet in such an enviable position, aren't so advanced in their careers, appear to have woken up to there being more to life than being a commuting wage slave.

While there are some who will do anything to secure highest pay, it seems to me most people balance pay rewards against effort and sacrifice needed to secure it.

I would love to get an Elonic "we are only interested in keeping the extremely hardcore, the ultra-achievers", email. It would elicit a short "bye" reply. I'd close my laptop and walk into the sunset with a spring in my step and a smile on my face.

Ex-Twitter execs sue over $1M+ in unpaid legal expenses

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Facepalm

Re: Have an upvote

UK civil law allows defendants to ask the court to ensure the plaintiff will have the ability to pay costs to prevent defendants being harmed by malicious and vexatious claims.

But making the defendant ante-up is ridiculous, though I recall the judge in a case I was involved in, where a plaintiff tried that play, used more formal language, like "contrary to any concept of a fair judicial process" or something like that.

Courts decide if any redress is due; it is up to the plaintiff to deal with securing redress and costs if they win.

How this startup tracked that Chinese spy balloon using AI

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Coat

98 Red Ballons

"Traced the balloon's path last month shortly after it was shot down off the coast of South Carolina."

Straight down I'd imagine, or does he mean while being transported to Area 51?

Yes, I know ->

Publishers land killer punch on Internet Archive in book copyright court battle

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Precedent

I was reflecting on what law applies to me and a book I have purchased. As far as I can tell I have bought it and can do whatever I like with it; keep it, sell it, give it away, lend it, even burn it.

What I believe I cannot do is make a photocopy of it, lend that to someone else, or keep that and lend the original book.

Digitising rather than photocopying would be no different in my view. And seemingly the judge's.

Nostalgic for VB? BASIC is anything but dead

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Snakes in the grass are absolutely free

I was a great fan of TurboBasic/PowerBasic for console apps, loved VB6 for the desktop, then moved to RealBASIC/Xojo. I even fired-up VB6 on Windows 10 to support some apps I still use, VB3 just to prove I could, VB1 for shits and giggles.

But, when it comes to developing cross-platform code I can share with other makers, I settled on Python and Tkinter and can't see myself going back to Basic any time soon.

Botched migration resulted in a great deal: One for the price of two

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Facepalm

"Ended up paying for a service never cancelled"

I remember when Who, Me? wasn't at the bottom of the barrel.

Here's a freebie for next week -

Welcome once again to the drivel we still call Who, Me? in which Register readers recount tales of tech gone wrong.

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Have you ever been a complete wanker? Tell us all about it in an email to Who, Me? and we'll share your tale with the world. ®

How Arm aims to squeeze device makers for cash rather than pocket pennies for cores

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Pint

Re: This is exactly what

Even as a RISC-V fanboy I have agreed with the general consensus that, while RISC-V may gain some limited traction, it's not yet in a position to compete wholesale with ARM, and is stuck in a chicken and egg situation unless something 'devalues' ARM.

Well - "Thanks ARM".

RIP Gordon Moore: Intel co-founder dies, aged 94

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Re: And I had just bought some more Xeons, too…

Maybe checking the real inflation (i.e. price of bread) will open everybody's eyes about "low" inflation...

In the UK the official year-on-year inflation rate is said to be around 10.4%. In reality it seems to have been a weekly 10% increase on food, sometimes 50% overnight. I can't find any food which isn't at least twice what it was a year ago.

Supermarkets say it's because of inflation. I am more inclined to believe it's their price gouging which is driving inflation. The greedy capitalist bastards say they are doing all they can to keep prices low but it looks more like they are doing everything possible to maximise profit, removing own and 'no-name' brands, keeping shelf stock low, limiting choice, consolidating fixed prices across a range of alternatives, over-inflating the price of smaller quantity items compared to larger.

The few 'corner shops' we have, which have historically been much more expensive than the supermarkets, are now considerably cheaper but don't stock a wide range.

Journalist hurt by exploding USB bomb drive

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Joke

Re: Yet another reason

to never plug in an unknown USB.

Thanks to the cost of living crisis I now have a small army of subser staff to plug my USB drives in, do all the risky things I want to avoid, who lick my arse when I tell them to. I'm living it up like a "Real Elon". Thanks Brexit.

Russian developers blocked from contributing to FOSS tools

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Collective punishment

I have never been comfortable with punishing individuals for the actions of a state. Even less so with making people innocent victims.

Cancer patient sues hospital after ransomware gang leaks her nude medical photos

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FAIL

"We do not comment on active legal matters"

One day we'll hear "our data is so strongly encrypted and spread about that we could hand all our data out for free and it would be no good to anyone ".

Not during my lifetime.

Nor "I am so utterly ashamed at what we have allowed that I have sacked all the staff responsible for security of patient data and have resigned".

OpenAI claims GPT-4 will beat 90% of you in an exam

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Re: British Citizenship Test

How will it fare?

It will almost certainly be able to prove it's more British than I actually am, and I'll be the one on the next plane to Rwanda - which might be doing me favour seeing how this country is going.

The whole notion that 'these are things a Brit would or should know, must be known to be considered truly British' is deeply flawed.

I would expect it to beat almost everyone in any exam - it's not a level playing field. Give human candidates access to the web, time to look things up and formulate an answer, and they would do much better.

Where I have found Chat AI excels is in producing convincing bullshit and lies as quick as the guy I know down the local who always has the answer for everything, and every politician I have known.

The US would sooner see TSMC fabs burn than let China have them

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Re: Comparison to OPEC

I thought it was a well documented move towards the Petro-Euro rather than the Petro-Yuan which sealed Saddam's fate, but "piss America off and reap the rewards" would seem to cover it.

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Mushroom

Re: Former advisor?

So he doesn't make policy nor is an official spokesman for the government.

No, but he captured the entire essence of America's "Better dead than Red", "Rapture Ready" psyche, and what has many calling the US an arrogant, selfish, war-mongering, rogue nation, in one short sentence.

I am sure he'd also have something to say if China, or any other nation, were to suggest pulling the rug from under American feet in the same way.

But we're The Good Guys (TM) so it's okay.

British industry calls for regulation of autonomous vehicles

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Not really, when you get your polling card they write the cards serial number down next to your name, and when counting the votes they write down the cards serial number and it's vote, this is all then stored in a database. So the electoral commission know who you voted for.

Not quite to not at all.

A ballot paper has two parts; a receipt part which is kept by officials which gets the voter's registration number written upon it. The part you are handed to express your vote. Both parts have the ballot paper's number encoded on it as a sequence of punched holes.

The receipt part which officials retain and the part with the vote are both kept but never married-up unless there needs to be an investigation into the vote. They not only need to be married-up but need to be matched to the registration list to determine who actually cast that vote. All three things are needed to identify a vote, just two isn't enough.

While it can be done it is not done by rote, rarely done at all. There is no correlating data stored in any database so political parties, the council, and electoral commission, do not know who you voted for.

It would be possible to undertake such a task to determine who voted for a particular candidate being recalled but it's an awful lot of work and would identify who voted for whom, worse, it would be easy to tell who voted for the candidate if only those received recall voting invites.

You would need to send invites to everyone, with either a 'can' or 'cannot' vote card, or have to marry-up this and previous votes to only count those entitled to recall. It may also encourage those not entitled to vote to commit fraud to do so.

It's much easier and cheaper to just allow everyone to vote in a recall and, as those elected are meant to represent everyone, including those who didn't vote for them, plus those who made some kind of protest vote safe in the knowledge they would be elected anyway, it's not unreasonable everyone should get a say on whether they are doing a good job or should be recalled..

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Britain: How about starting with, "Absolutely, and under any and all circumstances, DO NO HARM."

Seems unlikely while we have governments and Transport Ministers authorising the use of motorway hard shoulders as running lanes and allowing e-scooter use despite the huge potential for harm everyone else could see from a mile away.

Silicon Valley Bank seized by officials after imploding: How this happened and why

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Re: Assets? What kind of assets?

I don't know how smart one needs to be to rally a mob of torch-waving pitchfork-totting, conspiracy theory prone, bigots who have never heard the term "critical thinking", rattle their cages and tell them they are right, to have them hail you as the one and true leader, the one they should get behind.

Of course Trump knew what he was doing. No, he's not stupid, but he's no brighter, smarter nor more skilled than anyone else. He simply decided to jump on the populist bandwagon while most decent folk wouldn't touch it with a barge pole.

Welcome to Muskville: Where the workers never leave

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Re: Not entirely fair to lambast industrial new towns.

They were rolled out with good intentions by well-meaning dissenters

And then there's Musk.

The issue is of course whether those providing for workers are doing it in the worker's interests or their own, interests less worthy than having done a good deed, or just doing the right thing.

Genuine philanthropy seems to me to require empathy and I have seen precious few signs of that from Musk.

Cop a load of this DIY e-ink calendar to help plan those projects you'll never finish

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Pint

My God, it's full of pixels!

I am very happy to see this getting the attention it deserves. I have always been a fan of the 'thin client' approach to information display, rendering the image on a server or host and simply downloading as a bit map to be put on the display. It means the code for a display can be very simple and easy to implement with the hard work relegated to the host. By rendering to a virtual page on the host and down-sizing for the display itself you only need one host program which can be enhanced forever, as and when needed.

It's a nice framework to adopt and I have used this approach with Raspberry Pi Zero W attached to TVs and monitors and am now looking at doing the same with the Pi Pico W - It has become my 'hello world' program.

So +1, thumbs-up, me too, well done.

BOFH: I care a lot ... about onion bhajis

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Re: that BoFH was me, 30yrs ago

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you." - Brendan Behan

Me, I had a happy flashback to - "A tight pussy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit".

US officials probe Tesla's incredible detaching steering wheel

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Coat

The early bird gets the worm

"Must have been holding it wrong"

China leads the world in tech research, could win the future, says think tank

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When a picture paints a thousand words

"China and the USA were well ahead of the next tier of countries – led by India and the UK along with South Korea, Germany, Australia, Italy and, less often, Japan"

It's good to see the UK's name up in lights, so I thought I'd take a closer look at their handy summary grid...

https://ad-aspi.s3.ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/2023-03/PB69-CriticalTechTracker-Appendix-1.1_0.pdf

Seems we are a rather distant third at best which isn't a great surprise, and I can see why the US is worried she's about to lose her 'top dog' status.

Makes me think the UK, and the rest of the west, are backing the wrong horse.

Financial red tape blamed for London losing Arm IPO

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So Arm or probably Softbank didn't want transparency then? Interesting.

But is that unreasonable?

You could say the same for everyone who chose to list other than here.

And, even if you have nothing to hide, would you choose the regime which continually forces you to prove you have nothing hidden or the regime which doesn't, with all the costs of that which hands your competitors choosing that regime an advantage?

Many of us avoid America and go elsewhere to avoid unwanted and unnecessary inspection of our social media, will choose a restaurant which doesn't strip search before letting us in.

Elon Musk yearns for AI devs to build 'anti-woke' rival ChatGPT bot

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What is the point of spending all that money to train an AI to be wrong?

You and I would say "wrong", others would say "alternative fact", and consider those to be just as valid as what we consider "genuine fact".

I am not agreeing with that but that's the way some see it. They believe their version of "truth" is just as true as anyone else's "truth".

The $64K question is - should they be pandered to?

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Re: News?

It feels worse than just talking bollocks to me. It increasingly seems Musk has deliberatly adopted an agenda of actively trolling the left, rallying and encouraging the right, positioning himself to be seen to be on the side of the anti-left.

It echoes what Trump did and other populist right-leaning politicians and pundits have done.

It's either 'performance art', trying to wake people up to the dangers inherent in that, or he is actually on-board with it.

It is impossible to tell. Maybe his 'big reveal' will be that he was trolling the right all along, suckered them completely, was merely play-acting to expose how wrong right-wing ideology is, but; when it looks like a duck ...