A stopped clock is right twice a day.
162 posts • joined 7 Mar 2008
Britain's problems are home grown - nothing to do with the EU.
But hey let's put the blame on Johnny Foreigner. Blaming him - well it's just British isn't it.
One day they will come for our bacon and our beer.
We will be standing at some ergonomic table in some random vegan friendly fat free low alcohol safe space bar. We will finish off our tofu and avocado salad, wash it down with a fruit tea infusion, cry a little inside, and wonder where it all went wrong...
Obvious since original iphone and ipad that Apple has stagnated. Also - just look at how much cash they have in the bank with no clue how to spend it.
You could have had a wee into the floor space - hopefully their floor moisture sensors would have triggered a response.
I had about a year "off" once. My company at the time was considering merging various IT Departments and the chances were that my support team was to be swallowed up by a larger IT function. Whilst they worked it all out they cancelled all projects and implemented a change freeze (barring regulatory or critical changes). As a result myself and my colleagues in server support had nowt to do for almost a year. Our systems were good and stable and when you are not making changes things tend to stay that way.
That year our days consisted of long breakfasts, long lunches and several long breaks during each day to play various multiplayer PSP games - Worms was the game of choice IIRC. We rota'd someone to make sure the team looked like it was in full flight - handling shared mailboxes and incident queues etc. It was a lovely year.
Once we were swallowed up by the larger organisation I took the opportunity to immediately jump ship to a new team and a new office closer to home. Perfect.
"Digital"....my most hated term in IT these days. I work for a large bank and everything is going "Digital".....it's a word from the 1970s. Reminds me of watches and calculators, not new tech in 2016.
I invariably forget my network logon after 2 weeks on holiday. After 2.5 years I would probably forget the names of my own children.
Great - universal app for Windows 10 I don't want or use whilst at the same time killing Skype on my smart TV that I DO use several times a week. Well done Microsoft.......
Ahh the Winchester! My school had a 40MB one in the late 80s attached to a network of 20...yes 20! BBC computers. We used to like causing it to crash with a simple script:
10 MD <name>
20 CD <name>
30 GOTO 10
Thinking back can't remember if it as MD/CD or MKDIR/CHDIR...or maybe even something else. Still, it annoyed the hell out of our maths teacher.
Re: Owners matter too
"Owners matter too
As a shareholder, I'd be pissed off if IBM offered anything more than the statutory minimum."
Happy staff give better customer services & make companies more profitable. Seeing what has happened to the current lot being chucked out the door will crush the morale of the surviving "lucky ones".
I do play modern games - with GTA V and Battlefield 3/4 being favourites in recent years but I do love playing the old games and MAME really does the job.
Outside the simple fun of gaming, it is important activity they are enabling - the preservation of a rich heritage that the games industry itself clearly did not care about one bit.
About time. As a licence payer (and have no problem with that) people who do not contribute £ to BBC services should not be able to use them.
I don't mind fan noise as long as it is of the "right" kind. Small whiney fans are irritating but the larger & slower fans are much nicer.
Robots will need to let the boss win at golf.
Does this incorporate Seagate's WOTYL technology? (write once that's your lot) because I've always been a huge fan.
Not that I personally need any GUI clutter but could Microsoft not include a prompt for people when attempted to access eventvwr for the first time - asking them some obvious questions like "are you here because someone called you today?"
Just an idea - might save a % of poor sods from getting scammed.
And those who sniff at those who get scammed because it could never happen to them - just be patient, one day if you are unlucky it will happen to you in another field - via a car mechanic, builder, electrician, plumber, roofer, lawyer - anywhere where you are less than confident you can get scammed.
Actually I'd put money on us all having been scammed by one of the above already but we simply never noticed it.
I've had one of these calls. I kept the guy on hold whilst I switched my computer on....he waited for 15 minutes. Eventually I picked up the phone after telling him it would not switch on. He said this might be because of serious virus infection.....He asked me to "pull the power cord out of the back as this will reset the parameters of the system motherboard".....I told him I couldn't find the cable....he asked why......I said "it's dark in my house at the moment, we've had a power cut for the last 2 hours, do you think the power cut is caused by my computer virus?"......he hung up.
We do it to ourselves mostly
I think IT running changes which only impact IT are when you get the biggest car crashes of user engagement and poor implementation.
Replacing the incident/problem/change management system? Yeah sure, probably best to do that 8am on a Tuesday morning after a bank holiday whilst having failed to let anyone know their new logons, or offered any training whatsoever......we all know IT techs don't RTFM anyway so why bother with training?
Chose to upgrade to Windows 10 from Windows 7. Completed a number of post-install changes to tighten up on the data snooping aspect a little and to be honest I'm loving Windows 10. Also a big fan of OneDrive (great value for money with Office 365) - but I really don't trust anyone with my data in the cloud so I use GoodSync to encrypt all my data before it goes up to OneDrive.
And once AMD got their act together with drivers I have not had a single stability issue since the upgrade.
However MS should calm down a bit with 'forcing' Windows 10 onto people - and they should not be trying to trick people into downloading it by accident - "recommended" - hmm.
Amazon integration into the GUI is horrific and reason alone to not buy the otherwise excellent Fire hardware.
I just don't see advice on alcohol ever gaining the traction it needs to make any difference to people's behaviour. Alcohol is so engrained in our culture. Smoking never was ingrained into culture in the same way so a message about it being bad for you is much easier to sell (helps that the evidence is overwhelming of course)
Telling people they can only have 14 units a week when they are likely planning to down twice that in one Friday night is not going to get them anywhere. The advice is simply ignored - in fact it is openly mocked.
Always nice to visit a server room and see a few beige Proliants still whirring away.
It can get complicated so to simplify this at home my wife and I decided to make sure all our devices have the same PIN to unlock (phones, tablets etc) and that we would put our primary email address password into our respective password vaults so that in the event of something going tits up we'd have a good chance of being able to reset credentials - you can reset most forms of authentication as long as you have access to the primary mailbox associated with the account. We also make sure we only use answers to those personal questions (like maiden names etc) that both of us know the answer to.
Not perfect but it will do for now.
Is this still a thing?
Why do we still use W to rate a PSU? All that matters is whether the PSU can deliver the required amps at a stable voltage on the required rails.
Dirt cheap 1000W PSU or high end 500W? No contest.
....this is annoying. I was using my 365 storage to backup my NAS to OneDrive via the excellent Goodsync software. Back to the drawing board.
Oh and DICE/EA - Stormtroopers without helmets on. Seriously, what are you playing at?
Oh and players who select Stormtroopers without helmets on. Seriously, what are you playing at?
Re: A fine specimen of graphics over gameplay
@Gred D. It is nothing, nothing like Battlefield at all. For all its flaws Battlefield does have depth and I'm still playing BF4 2 years after I bought it. I'd probably be still be playing BF3 4 years after its release date had BF4 not come along.
2 years or more playing SWBF - as it stands today, not a chance.
I picked this up from CDKeys for 30 beans (50 on Origin!) and after about 25 hours of play I say I'd rate it as "fatally flawed masterpiece".
It is sooo good.....nearly. The graphics are a sight to behold, the sound design is the best I've ever heard in an FPS game and it really does blow you away...at first.
But then the shallowness of it all kicks in. No player classes, no squads, poorly balance weapons, grenade spam , and it really is just a shoot-strafing frag-fest. Not even a simple mechanic like being more accurate when crouched or scoped has been incorporated into the game design. The game is more like COD than it is like Battlefront 2 or even any of the Battlefield series.
The other big moan as a PC user is lack of server browser - and the matchmaking system as it stands is shocking - players in low population areas are unable to find any games at all for hours at a time. Given the pathetically small numbers online for the PC version I have no idea why EA have specified such high player counts for games to start either. There are even fewer viable games available at the moment also due to EAs bizarre decision to split the player base for a week with the Jakku release.
Unless something changes substantially I can't see the PC version surviving the release of paid for DLC - the online numbers might be too low for it to survive the fragmentation. Last 24hr peak for Battlefront on PC is a feeble 22k players. PS4 looks in much ruder health at almost 100k which is double the Xbox player count.
72 virgins? According to Billy Connolly it was 53 virgins.....
"53 f**king virgins! The very thought of 53 f**king virgins, it's a nightmare! It's not a f**king present, it's not a prize- it's a punishment! Give me 2 fire-breathing whores any day of the week."
They can take my bacon from my cold, dead, but deliciously greasy hands.
Re: Remap FTW
Children with respiratory illness thank you for your kindness.
I'd like a case which has the right internal connectivity to move all the external ports to one side of the case. I have 3x Rpi in my house and the mess of wires from all angles bugs me.
It was no Out Run but After Burner II is still an all-time classic.
So much effort was put into the audio for these classic 80s sprite-scalers - from Space Harrier's "welcome to the fantasy zone, get ready!" to Out Run's "Magical Sound Shower". After Burner was in the same mould - a visual and aural treat.
Get yourself MAME and a decent flightstick and away you go.
How far? Too far. They have already lost me as an Outlook.com user on Android because they FORCE you to sync your contacts into their cloud - it cannot be turned off in the last version. Shambles.
Re: Why is Steve Carrell from 40 Year Old Virgin running Oracle?
At least it's not David Brent.
Applications. The OS is irrelevant. It's about applications.
You cannot run the company I work for and its current set of business apps on anything other than Windows.
Re: The privacy issues will be key for large corporations and/or governments
Corporations will only allow the data they approve to be shipped off to the cloud or anywhere else for that matter - there is management and security software which can be installed and other devices which sit between a client and Microsoft's back end to keep everything in check. In my company our Windows 10 builds (apart from insider programme testers) will have no direct connection to Microsoft at all - they are all fully managed - that is how we operate in the enterprise. We control everything.
All my stuff runs on Windows 10 so I was happy to upgrade - in I fact did an upgrade, lived with it for a while, and then a clean install just for comparison - to be honest the upgrade was so good I did not need to bother with the clean install.
I have one small bug which likely sits in the hands of either Microsoft, AMD, or Mozilla in that about 25% of the time Firefox does not display correctly if was already open when my PC resumes from sleep. Not a biggie and I'll live with it for now but it will be interesting to see which fixes it first - a new display driver, a new version of FF, or something from MS. As for issues though - that's the total sum of my Windows 10 complaints to date....oh and the bland logo during boot. Can we have the classic Windows icon back please?
New Outlook client will force me to sync contacts? Jesus. Goodbye from me then. Hotmail - it's been a ride but it's time for me to get off.
I had no idea it was even possible that my car might be filled with a bottle of p*ss.
I found them scary as a 6yr old (Cybermen and Daleks had me behind the sofa) but as an adult, how can anyone look at them without laughing?
Traffic management fine.
Net neutrality - traffic management without corporate $ bias. Also fine.
No app drawer....
Did I read that right?
I don't know about others but I use my desktop operating system to load and run applications.
Windows 10 seems to do this just fine. It has therefore passed my core requirement for an operating system.
EE are onto something here. The CE logo looks better when compressed together slightly.
An IT dept. can have a strategy around its operating system offerings but do not forget that applications drive the need.
You cannot install a business app which is only supported on Windows on anything other than Windows.
Re: Replace Windows Server2003
Replace Windows 2003 servers with Linux. Great. Now, what about the £20m business app running on those Windows 2003 servers? Oh, wait a minute......
"On Thursday, there was a meeting at the United Nations about the islands that resolved the UK and Argentina should get together and negotiate a solution to the ongoing sovereignty dispute."
We did this already - in 1982.
My business has about 17,000 of them - can someone lend me £500m to migrate them?