Ah Mr Phreaky - you're back!
Hmm, I'm going to try and be logical here Webby (hence the icon). May I call you Webby?
If I've remembered correctly you've dealt with many thousands of Apples (say 15000?) in your school district. This means it's 15000 times more likely that you've encounted a problem, than Average Joe Appletard (with exposure to say just one Apple).
This surely makes sense to you yes? This is why you are so misunderstood. This overexposure to Appletardness has clearly made you mad as a hatter.
A warning people, if you feel you're getting to much Apple exposure, stop and think, before you get Phreaky....