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Google does fractals in HTML5

Antidisestablishmentarianist
Troll

What?

You've only used Firefox 3 times? What a lightweight.

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Haha

Firefox blew chunks before finishing and was realllly slow. Safari finished and was fast. The ol' standard if-it-won't-work-in-firefox-it'll-work-in-safari adage holds true.

So why am I using (a Safari skinned) Firefox rather than Safari? I swap between them once one pisses me off sufficiently enough to make the switch (bookmarks and all that nonsense). Firefox is almost at that point.....

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Microsoft Kinect man enlists with Google special ops

Antidisestablishmentarianist

Nah...

He's there at Google so they can hack (via social engineering) into people Webcams and track their eye movements (when users use Google search). Then they can offer pay-per-view as well as pay-per-click on advertisements.

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Man nabbed nude pics from women's email accounts

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California Highway Patrol?

What, was the guy doing all this whilst driving or something?

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Vegas vid-poker hackjackpot bonanza duo face charges

Antidisestablishmentarianist

Damn right...

...they should get off. The casino(s) should sue the machine maker to recover the moneys, plus some more for being so damn stupid.

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Novell's Microsoft patent sale referred to regulators

Antidisestablishmentarianist

Awe.....

sniff. Very sad. Poor little open sauce afraid of getting caught out using someone else's recipe?

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iPad's biggest rival? Microsoft's dead Courier

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Courier

I'm an Apply kinda a guy (but one that doesn't get first gen stuff - I'm waiting for iPad 2 and iPhone 5 before jumping in that area). But heck, the Courier looked freakin awesome. If it had come out actually working like the demo I would have bought one in a snap - even a first gen version.

Silly silly boys. Would have been a game changer. (Still) makes everything to date (incl Apple) look terribly stale.

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'London black cabs to go electric in 2 weeks' – Boris Guardian

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Taxi's?

What about the funkin stinkin buses?

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Feds propose 'do not track' option for net surfers

Antidisestablishmentarianist

Don't fret

The lobbyists of certain "special interest" groups* will shoot this one down in short order. All because said special interest groups purpose in life is about making life happier, easier etc of the users, and why would you mess with that right?

* aka Google

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Apple accused of iPhone ban on 'all single-station radio apps'

Antidisestablishmentarianist

Umm

Apple dont sell mp3s.

Just sayin....

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Google 'sacked Apple pioneer over leaked Schmidt memo'

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WTF?

"The Vault"

So each of the 20k employees lined up and got their 1k cash handed to them off the 20m pile just inside the vault they have at Google? Then feared for their lives on the way home, chauffeured in the Google buses?

LOL. Whatever.

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Chinese retailers sell Apple-only white iPhone 4s

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You're right

Nobody would take such an interest in an android phone for example

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Rethinking the iPhone

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AT&T?

Basically this is another AT&T is crap article isn't it? It's just that as the iPhone exposed that crapness, it seems to get tarred with AT&T's stinky brush.

Were are the non-american-at&t centric articles eh?

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Netbooks: notebook evolved - or stunted throwback?

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Just a small laptop?

Just a *slow* laptop surely. I bought one hoping it was just a small laptop for occasional use. Instead I encountered a turgid mess. I had low expectations too. Pointless. I quickly got rid of it.

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Apple shrinks Mac Mini price

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FAIL

Quite....

You can get that spec in box the size of a mini? Really? Or are you sniffing glue......

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Dell takes aim at Apple with upmarket pledge

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Some of there monitors are nice though

It's a shame someone else doesn't sell them for them though - my Dell buying experiences have been poster children for "how to turn a simple purchasing pricess into a horror show".

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Jobs savages 7-inch tablet competition

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Seven Inches?

I don't get it either. I want 13 inches. I can handle it.....

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Firefox 4 beta 7 hits 'spectacular list of crashes' roadblock

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Hopefully...

...the spectular list of crashes is less than the ones I get frequently on 3.6.10

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Microsoft confirms Russian pill-pusher attack on its network

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Gates Halo

Conspiracy

It's just Microsoft showing that Linux can be pwned too.

Or it's just to provide me with entertainment as the Freetards jump to a desperately-trying-to-be sensible-yet-still-frothing defense of their loved OS.

For that I thank you Microsoft.

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Logitech unveils first Google TV box

Antidisestablishmentarianist

okay okay

on further investigation there is smartphone control.

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keyboard?

You have to use a keyboard? How old school, and not in a cool way. I'll give a week before people are over it.....

Come on, where are the hookups with Android phones etc ala AppleTV and and iOS.

And I'll also throw in a 'how much?' 'cause I want be be popular like all you other kids.

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Cisco jump-starts home 'telepresence'

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FAIL

Ummmmi

So I have to pay ~25 a month on top of my ISPs charges to use up my allotted bandwidth?

Whatever.

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Google Docs is going mobile

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Troll

Incredulous?

"...many Android users find themselves incredulous that editing isn't possible..."

I suspect that many Android users find themselves incredulous about many things in life.

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Die-hard bug bytes Linux kernel for second time

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Flame

Awwww

is the poor little linux boy getting upset because someone is getting a taste of the same medicine every other OS gets when a fault is found.....

Be careful getting off your high horse - it's a long way down.

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Google acquires 'video Street View' startup

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Big Brother

I'm surprised...

...they have already started tagging all known 'street' webcams and provided tunnelled links to the feed. Of course they'll tell the owners of the webcams they're doing this.

Of course they will......

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Playboy centrefold freaks out at 10,000 feet

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"a large stiff one"

Yes, but whose?

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Nokia seeks to tap the X-Factor

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Terminator

Nokia

Kind of like your embarrassing Uncle trying to be cool and 'down with the kids'.

Or something.

Give it up.

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Viewsonic intros £350 7in Android tablet

Antidisestablishmentarianist

Hmm

Looks literally like a scaled up iPhone 4.

Is there no originality left in the world?

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Unhackable PS3 finally jailbroken, video claims

Antidisestablishmentarianist
Stop

Now now....

You'll upset all those fragile freetards out there with your talk of theft.

If you keep on they'll just start up their tired illogical diatribes of sticking-it-to-the-man etc etc

Yawn

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Android app secretly uploads GPS data, warns Symantec

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Flame

So...

"The real story is simply that some people are too stupid to own a smartphone."

Yes, all the stupid sheeple should just get iPhones right? and leave smart people to the 'smart' Android.

Actually I'm totally happy if that's the case. It means if I ever see someone with an Android phone I'll just avoid them - as they obviously have an overinflated sense of smartness, which as we all know is long hand for fuckwit, or something....

(I own neither an iPhone or Android owner - just a proud oldskool "it's just a phone FFS" owner)

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Oracle sues Google over Java in Android

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Heart

Go Oracle!!

Whoop whoop!

Get the fsuckers

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Apple sued over hot iPad shutdowns

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Stop

Sadly

Such comments on 'orientation' officially got 'old' after the 6243rd posting. Yours is the 7821st, so it's time to get a new quip lest ye embarrass yourself.

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Dell blames staff for malware infection

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Flame

The lamest...

...Apple tie in of the week.

Please try harder.

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Apple spews Judas Phone signal bar 'fix' to world+dog

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Who are more upset here?

The fanbois, or the anti-Apple crew?

If only the world was powered by righteous indignation and froth and spittle from the mouth, then we'd never have an energy crisis again.

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eBay whacked with giant patent suit

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Flame

Spoken like a

true freetard.....

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Apple MacBook mid-2010

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Pfft

My N95 has been able to do all of this for years, and I got it free in a box of cereal from Tesco's.

Oh wait, this isn't an iPhone article? Bugger.

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Fanbois howl over 'hang a lot' Safari 5

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pr0n? PRoN??

It was the NY Times amongst others thank you. My pr0n site have never let me down......;)

Good tip on disabling that interweb thingy - thanks. It reminds me it was how I got an ancient version of Photoshop Elements running once (it was hanging on startup going looking for updates).

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Funnily enough

Safari 5 saved my skin last night when Firefox decided to get in a loop of crashing on start (with attendent crash reporter) and studiously attempt to restore those same webpages that caused it to crash in the first place.

Indeed having two browsers is the best course of action. As always some pages work on one and not the other, and vice versa.

Chrome? Woudn't even think about it. Those Google people make it (shiver). They've already got some of my WiFi packets after all!

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Apple picks death not compliance for open source iPhone game

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Flame

Boohoo

Poor little freetards

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Apple said to order 24 million iPhone 4Gs

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Heart

Oh Webby, where have you been?

We thought something awful had happened to you, but I see you're still around and full of the old venom.

Notice I said 'old' venom. G3s? G4s? Powerbooks? History. Surely you can spout about the screens on the 27" iMacs or something, or the DOA ones. You know - current issues.

But perhaps you got out of the Apple supporting game for your local school boards so long ago that you've only your old bitterness to regurgitate back up and froth about. Yum.

Anyway, don't stop. You're the best.

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Apple in shock talks with Reg reader

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Big Brother

Naive...

...or what. Expecting an Apple product to play nice with something jailbroken.

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Microsoft's Linux patent bingo hits Google's Android

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Gates Halo

Nice one

Microsoft are arse, but anything that can wipe a bit of smug off a open sourcerers face is just fine my me.

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Jobs to iPad skeptic: 'Are you nuts?'

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Confused

This is a Reg article that is agreeing with Jobs?

Just checking.....no it's not April 1st again.

What's going on?

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iPhone 4.0: iAds, multitasking, and 98 tweaks

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Grenade

Funny

People were bitching that the iPhone OS didn't have multitasking, and now that it does, the bitching hasn't stopped - just changed. I fear the OS will never make you happy. Best go back to your Windows 1.0 and Palm Pre.

Someone said this re the iAds feature:

"I think he just sold a million more Androids with that line."

How naive can you get. Android is produced by the biggest advertiser in the world (that would be Google). Why do you think Google did it? Fun? (Pssst, it's advertising stupid).

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Normal Human Being™ reviews the iPad

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My LW

Can't wait for me to get her an iPad (she's so disinterested in Computers in general she'd never even consider buying one for herself). I bought her a Netbook. It's stuck in a cupboard somewhere. Why? It takes so long to boot, so long to get through all the security/virus updates that she wants to throw it out the window in frustration. All this to check her email, facebook, surf the web etc. My iPod Touch? Too small. iPad? Perfect size, and instant on. Done deal.

But it would have been nice to have a cam for Skyping.

I still just don't understand why people keep trying to think it's more than a media consumption device. It must be because they WANT it to be some magical net/note/laptop slaying device, and they're just disappointed/bitter it's not.

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Electronic Bodyguards bureau sets up shop in Switzerland

Antidisestablishmentarianist

Okay

I'll call you a sceptic.

Sceptic.

There, done.

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Apple uncloaks deep details of its 11 iPad apps

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Flame

Retarded?

Maybe you and the other three people in the world who bought a tablet pc should get together and start a group.

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Flame

Pah

"My netbook can do all that, so what's the point"

Down with that sort of thing and other such comments.

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Windows Phone 7 Series gets Timotei rinse

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Thumb Up

Ummm....

I like it. Much 'fresher' than the now dated looking iPhone OS.

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Google borgs online photo editor

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Flash based?

Wonder if they'll get them to rewrite it in HTML5...

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