45 posts • joined 6 Mar 2008
Next; Breakout or...
...Galaxians by electron. This will spawn a whole new industry and way of life for a generation.
with a public api...
... you could build a realistic zombie game, use google to add real names and you'd surely have a winner.
in the UK, waste of time
...because the state can demand your private key, and thus a PGP signed document is meaningless in terms of authenticity.
...first anti-oxygen, then anti-carbon then anti-CH3OH. Awesome
Would that be the different bible written in Aramaeic (?) or Greek, or Coptic Egyptian or Arabic or whatever, that all are going to differ somewhat.
Darwin beckons if 20 yrs. old
That looks like a sensible entrance age to get a entry in Darwin awards then. First one to plank on the hi speed main line down by me and get cut in half would be a more likely winner tho.
So will this be ITV5...
then? Just imaging the fun turning on the TV in 2025 and watching those hilarious tazerings and shootings from 2011 on ITV5. Can't wait (to die).
Iain M Banks
Excession would make an amazing film. Go! Sleeper Service, Go!
great for politicians
Network wank: recommended by Cameron, Sarkozy, Belosconi and Obama. Target you jiz over Libyia.
yorkshire fire service...
... and a burning ambition. Hum.
repeat after me...climate is not weather...
weather is not climate.
Perhaps some happy walker had left a part bottle of buckfast that our happy Rangifer tarandus had sipped up?
I am spared the mindless gibbering of has been footballers and arse kissing grovelling politicians, my pocket is saved from the, whoops..you know I said it would cost 2billion, well its now costing 9billion thieving scum. and lets thieve the difference from the lottery funding that you would have had locally. Good day.
is there a moore's law...
... for growing livers? how long to scale up?
yea, open a bottle of red.
Reading about Mandlebrot sets in the early 80's, the maths. and computing visualisation was a major, major influence on my life at a time when I needed some direction. Bless you Beniot.
willl need new bridges...
... for a frost fair, to provide the same number of piers as the middle ages bridges had, as they helped obstruct the flow, and made freezing easier.
Perhaps Vulture Central should sponsor a dead chick a day (or whatever) for Gandalf?
With JISC funding they will spend a chunk of money on computers, employ somebody for the project duration, spend loads of money on project meetings and "outreach" and writing exit strategies, then it'll go down the pan when the funding is withdrawn, or maybe transfered (without any public tender process) to one of the core JISC cronies, oops, data centres.
I thought that there was already a (tax payer funded) network to connect Universities in the UK together, JANET. Does this mean a whole 2nd network or something virtual built on top maybe?
Can somebody remind me about the avaiability of helium and it renewable status? I thought it was basically use it then lose it...
Richter scale is so 20th century ...
... and is now out of date. Earthquakes are now measured on the "moment magnitude scale".
geostationary is 36000Km...
...high, and not likely to hold many satellites with earth focused cameras.
Lots of TV/Radio transponders though...
She needs to get a ...
... job with Nick Parks crew. Awesome.
homebrew time then...
yeast + sugar + water + flavour (optional extra) . wait a few days...sorted
It's in China? Deep Fried ...
... with plum sauce then.
As a SAGA target demographic I .....
...shall surely be voting YaHa Me Scurvy Shipmates if I get the choice. If not I guess I have to record a null vote somehow.
Can't the shooter then wear sunglasses so the goalie can't follow the gaze?
The speed of light does not apply to the expansion of the universe, cause it's not going anywhere, it's just getting bigger. The cosmic word is inflation.
What this for. Dr. Dolittle to come along and sort out the post traumatic stress disorder, or to pay for a golden pair of stun bullets when it's hamburger time?
hercules is great fun...
... to play with. Spent many a happy hour playing about with MVS and pascal/fortran 2. Always was a bit disappointed never to find z/OS on piratebay.
There is aslo a lovely alpha/DEC emulator out there for running openVMS as well if you're fed up playing with linux.
um, never heard of ftp?
The Science of a Chocolate Teapot
For experimental results see...
orgone generators...no accumulators
bring on hawkwind
omg ... is that 30 yr old tab still good?
yours, wow the colours,...
so.....the data sent to america then
So, how do we delete our data from stuff that has been given to the Americans, Aussies, Canucks and Uncle Tom Cobbley and all. What about deleting data from archival backups?
You think the yanks are going to give a fcuk about a European court rulling!
new for the takeaway
just tell the chinese, they'll do a nice jelly stir fry with them, and it'll be no. 201 on the menu in double quick time
surely a product for them
Calling all doms
Wow, imagine a bondage dominatrix getting this, and putting in/on an anal plug with appropriate restraints. Make more money than formula one. Even better add gps and remote control. (I patent this idea)
Thinking of experiments...
It would be fun to try and expose Bush and Blair to hard radiation and vacum, and see what happens. Would God protect them? Answer on a postcard.
Problem is, it's quite a tedious game after the first few hours
Does not live up to the hype and expectation, and turns into a really boring space trader game. Very dissapointed. Had to delete Conan to make space for spore, but think I'll roll back from Spore.
Where's Scotty when you need him...
Beam on Scotty
Bit more imagination requitred
Sexy Sara killed kinky MP by gagging him with a tangerine in the lounge
Next years big hit show....
implementing a tickiting system for dummies
SPacecrew Emergency Module (SPEM) => SPacecrew Emergency Rentry Module (SPERM)
This'll be fun
What's the small print then about DPA? It's not out fault about anything blah blah blah
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