@presumptuous

Daily Mail readers then surely.

Even my mum wouldn't be seen dead with that

It's just that fugly. Sack the design department.

iPhone is shit anyway

Crackberry all the way. Actually, I think they are both shit. Give me a nokia 3510 anyday.

Well.....

Personally can't see what the problem is. If I'm going to sleep with a man I'd like to know if he was gay or not. Euw, gay men. Not my cup of tea. Now give me a straight one any day of the week. Just don't tell the wife.....

Paris, as even she's got more sense than to make idiotic plank boy comments like that.

Is it sad that.............

I feel mildly turned on by this?

@ Mike Groombridge

For a comment on grammar you may just wanted to have proof read your post.......Capital letters are a godsend in the English language.

@ John Sanders

Of course people send sex messages! How else do chat to the fit receptionist you fancy having a bit with when you are supposed to be working. Although i don't obviously. WOuldn't dream of it.

Now how do I erase these emails?

Encrypted Torrent Exchanges

So.....if ssl encryption is sued by the torrent exchange in question, can these monkeys still track us......I mean me, I mean, oh, crap......Ok. Can thay still determine who's "thieving" this content?

And are we scared of a Government that can't even keep it's strongest constituencies? (Goodbye Glasgow East....lol!)

How do you define consent to have your image taken?

I once got caught shagging by the CCTV cameras in the cashpoint lobby of my local HSBC. Apparently as I was on their property I couldn't do anything about it. They wouldn't even give me a copy of the tape to show my mates.....bastards.

Anyone want to join my class action lawsuit?

For breach of privacy when I caught on CCTV without my express permission? Obvioulsy my actions waive the neccessity for permission in certain instances like when i walk in a bank. Reckon "so good they named him twice" Davis would support me?

Like fuck. I'm leaving this dump of an Island. Anyone care to follow? Oh, will the last one out please unplug my phone charger?

Civil Liberties are dead........................

What do I do!!!!!!

Moderatrix,

I am due to be getting married in September. Back in the day, I was a regular ladies man, and had a massive issue with fidelity. In fact, my wife to be is the only relationship I’ve had where I have been faithful (hookers don’t count, and neither do one night stands in other countries). This week though I have been Facebooked by no less than four ex girlfriends, all of which want to meet up in order to “catch up”. I know for a fact that catching up involves dipping my wick in their candle holder. This presents me with quite a dilemma.

Anyway, my question to you is, should I stick with Windows XP on my gaming rig or upgrade to Vista?

Thanks in advance for your response.

@ Richard and Adam Foxton - Oh shut up!!!!

Pretty sure Craig is Bond. I seem to remember him being cast as Bond and his character being reffered to as Bond the whole way through Casino Royale. What do you want? Connery back? Sorry, but Craig IS Bond. Re-invented maybe, but it was needed after the debacle that Brosnan put us through before although i hasten to add it wasn't he who wrote and directed it, he still agreed to be in it.....Euch!

I for one thought CR was awesome and truimph much needed from the franchise. Can't wait for this one. The ladies alone are getting me a bit stic......sorry. I'll stop now.......

18 months and my sentance is over

And I can finally get out of this downtrodden, limp dicked, always raining, constantly whining, imigrant infested, chav hugging, staffie shooting, Optimus Prime martyring, Daily Mail buying cuntry.

I can't wait. I won't be back until we build a wall round Wales and dump all the chav's over the top.

Actually, it's not the Chavs or the Staffies that are making me leave. The real threat to humanity and rationalisation as we know it surely the Daily Mail.

Hmmmmm, I wonder if................

Dip shits like this are thinking "Hey! Everyone is talking about how video games kill kids brains, so lets go on a crime spree and blame a video game. That way the pricks that run our country will sympathise with us and blame the games industry instead and we'll get away scott free as we were the real victims....."

Any chance? Mmm? Mmm? Perhaps? Maybe? You know thats exactly it.

Paris, as she even she wouldn't believe this shit.......

This has me

LMAO and ROFL! How FUBAR is that? What a bunch of SOC's!

18 month minimums

The AC above has a good point. I wasn't allowed any decent phones if I dropped to a 12 month tariff with my supplier, so was forced into an 18 month contract as I'm sure many others are to get any sort of functionality from a handset at all.

Still, won't be long till we have them embedded in our flesh, then it's gonna be a pain in the arse to upgrade (although I'd like to think thats not where they'll be embedded.........)

Seriously?

What is up with this Govenrment? They really think that this is the way to go?

I used to be a doorman, and I quit because of little knife carrying hoodie thugs. It must be even worse being a teacher. This is really going to bridge that "trust" gap.............

Paris, as even she can come up with a better idea than this.

@ Mike Crawshaw

Depends where you live.......I hear in Eastern Europe they are pretty cheap and decent.

And did Broon mention anything about Cheap and Decent whores? No. See, always skirting round the real issues.

Chargebacks.....

As a merchant you can negate liability of chargebacks by enrolling in a 3D Secure program. This is Verified by Visa or MasterCard SecureCode. In the UK, France, Sweden, Finland etc, this means that liability for any fraudulent transactions lies with the card issuer, not the customer or the merchant. As long as the merchant is enrolled, they are are not liable.

Problem with this is that not enough awareness of 3D Secure has been given to the public. It does stop the small merchants from being targetted by gang and makes sure that anyone unfortunate enough to be a victim will get their money back.

Strange that the banks have promoted this more..........

Gotta love em

Lets face it, it's not a shock that they identified you lot as geeks. You are. I omit myself from that brand as I'm one of the few cool and trendy people who uses this site. I'm not a geek. I'm not.....

Gotta go, mums just said my tea's ready and she can't carry it up the stairs now she's ninety.......

But in reality, I love PR cock ups. I'm with O2 and am gonna guilt trip them into an awesome deal come May. I would switch out of revulsion for their incompetence, but 3 are shite and the less said about Orange the better. I also used to work for Vodabone, so will never go there again.

What a bunch of planks

Everyone is entitled to thier own political and moral views, but when an English company and the internet is affected by ridiculous US Govenrment "shady" policy like this it's time to take a stand............................... Everyone point in the general direction of the US and laugh.