* Posts by Chris Miller

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This time we really are all doomed, famous doomsayer prof says

Chris Miller

Re: Matt Ridley

Are you the same pseudonymous poster who makes the identical comment on every one of his articles in The Times? I may have missed the connection between non-executive chairmanship of a failed financial services organisation and zoology, but otherwise yours is simply an ad hominem attack.

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Matt Ridley in today's Times also takes a swipe at Ehrlich:

Paul Ehrlich [...] forecast in 1975 that half of all the species in tropical rainforests would be gone by 2005. Yet not a single bird or mammal that we know of has gone extinct in a tropical rainforest.

Matt (who has an Oxford DPhil in zoology) points out that the vast majority of species extinctions are on islands where invasive species (rats, cats, mice etc) have been accidentally introduced.

Tim Worstall dances to victory over resources scaremongerers

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Re: Duplicitous

Sadly, some of us in the audience can no longer claim to be middle aged.

Climate change alarmism is a religious belief – it's official

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"ask themselves if any evidence would convince them that humans are changing the climate due to their greenhouse gas emissions"

If you'd bothered to read any of Lewis's previous, you'd have noticed that (unsurprisingly for a Cambridge science graduate) he never suggests that emitting sufficient quantities of CO2 and other greenhouse gases into the atmosphere has no potential to affect the climate. The obvious questions that then arise are "how much" and "what should we do about it", and it's on these topics that reasonable discussion ought to be possible, if you could just stop erecting straw men for long enough.

Thanks in advance.

Lenovo waves bye-bye to UK channel director Phelps

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Mr Phelps

Did he get the message in the form of a tape that self-destructed after 10 seconds?

Pwned so many times - but saved by the incident response plan

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It should start with a risk assessment.

What have you got to protect?

How valuable is it (to you or to someone else)?

Where are the threats coming from?

Then you're in a position to decide what to do about it and how much it's worth spending on protection.

If you're holding data that could attract the interest of state operators, as an SME you're basically stuffed (unless, perhaps, you can get assistance from your own state operators), but most SMEs won't have (maybe in the case Trevor quotes, your IP address differed from that of the intended target by a couple of transposed digits).

Zionists stole my SHOE, claims Muslim campaigner

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Alien

Re: Stasi

The Bilderberg lizard-people use the same trick. They're everywhere, I tells you!

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Re: Now it becomes clear.

And moving my spectacles from room to room.

Why is that idiot Osbo continuing with austerity when we know it doesn't work?

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Re: Between-wars Britain ...

I'm not sure there's ever been a 'normal' economic situation. One of the (many) reasons why macro-economics isn't very successful.

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@Graham Marsden

So what would you have proposed for a referendum (apart from a single choice of 'Graham Marsden's guaranteed perfect voting system') - a list of 103 different and increasingly complex and swivel-eyed sixth form debating society solutions? At least then you could stand in the corner crying that the 'winning' result only got a minority of the votes cast and "it's so unfair" (© every stroppy teenager on the planet).

I really do suggest you read up on Arrow's Impossibility Theorem, though I doubt you'd ever be able to understand it. I'll even Google it for you.

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Re: Spending money

Unfortunately for your argument, creating more students doesn't create more jobs requiring graduate qualifications - ask any recent university leaver.

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Re: @BB- What the...?

Our 'broken' electoral system did exactly what it's meant to do (with the occasional statistical fluke, like 2010) - deliver a working majority for the most popular party. People who hate FPTP never seem to specify precisely which system they think would be an improvement (perhaps some of them have read and understood Arrow's Impossibility Theorem, though I doubt it). But if we'd had absolute PR, we'd have a working coalition of Conservative, UKIP and Ulster Unionist MPs; whether or not you think that would be an improvement or have led to less austerity (except, presumably, in Northern Ireland) is a matter of taste.

At the insistence of the LibDems the electorate were offered an alternative to FPTP just a few years ago. They roundly booted it into touch, much to the consternation of our North London 'opinion formers'.

Innocent Spaniards roasted by experimental napalm mead

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I've always assumed that the point of brewing was to create an alcoholic beverage that was actually pleasant to imbibe. I'm obviously missing something (but I don't think I'll miss it very much).

Jurassic World: All the meaty ingredients for a summer blockbuster

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I'm afraid Chris Pratt will always be Andy Dwyer (Parks and Recreation) in my head.

I Saw a Man, Once Upon a Time in Russia and How to See the World

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I Saw a Man has just finished as Book at Bedtime on Radio 4. Available to listen again here.

Confusion reigns as Bundestag malware clean-up staggers on

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Re: Let me guesss...

Must be, because (as any fule kno) only Microsoft systems ever suffer from malware. </sarcasm>

US Navy wants 0-day intelligence to develop weaponware

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In the Navy?

I preferred the Billy Connolly version.

Google's super-AI boffin, Bilderberg nobs, and a secret Austrian confab

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Re: True, Trevor

People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices. It is impossible indeed to prevent such meetings, by any law which either could be executed, or would be consistent with liberty and justice. But though the law cannot hinder people of the same trade from sometimes assembling together, it ought to do nothing to facilitate such assemblies; much less to render them necessary.

Wealth of Nations Adam Smith (1723–1790)

Spooky ghost town vid perfectly sums up YouTube's 8K playback: It's virtually no use to anyone (yet)

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How large a screen is required for the human eye to detect the difference between 4k and 8k resolution? I get the feeling that this technology belongs in the same category as $500 speaker cables for hi-fi fanatics.

China's hackers stole files on 4 MEELLION US govt staff? Bu shi, says China

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Just to clarify - I'm not suggesting that you shouldn't even attempt to catalogue every server instance in your organisation, just that you need to recognise that you're unlikely to achieve perfection, and therefore need a plan to cope with the 'known unknowns'.

Chris Miller

"You can't defend yourselves well if you don't know what systems you have and where your data is,"

True, but in a large organisation running many hundreds or thousands of server instances (most of them virtual, of course) the chances that the poor old admins are aware of every single one of them are slim to none. And even if you're confident that you have such control today, you probably won't tomorrow.

Your security defences need to be sufficiently powerful and flexible to cope with the inevitable 'rogue' server.

Chris Miller

Re: Told you so

Good luck trying to replace IP on every computer in the world. We've been trying with IPv6 (which, incidentally, handles end-to-end encryption far better than IPv4) for 20 years, with 'limited' success.

And getting everyone to encrypt everything all the time would require some system of universal PKI. Even better luck getting that to work.

Finally, most of these large-scale data thefts have been carried out by internal malware, introduced because someone clicked a link on an apparently legitimate email. How will universal encryption prevent that? It might even make the problem worse by inhibiting scanning of incoming emails.

So why the hell didn't quantitative easing produce HUGE inflation?

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Re: Tons of inflation

I share your doubts about the 'reality' of CPI/RPI. It often looks like government economists coming in and adjusting the 'basket', saying: "out go boring old bread and milk, in come exciting flat screen tellies and PCs". But the thing we all know about tellies and PCs (and similar electronic consumer goods) is that, whatever the price is today, in 6 months you'll be able to get the identical item for 10% less - a significant degree of deflation is baked in.

BOFH: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath

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Halon?

I can remember when we used to have Halon in our fire suppression systems. Now, stop me if I've told you this before ...

Elon Musk: How the Billionaire CEO of SpaceX and Tesla is Shaping our Future

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We need a UK Musk

to torpedo the ludicrous pork-barrel farrago that is HS2.

Plod IT spending fails to fall down the stairs as taxpayers cough £385m

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And it only pleases the accountants for a few years until the time comes for renegotiation and they find that the outsourcers have you over a barrel.

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The [Metropolitan Police] force plans to outsource IT services to cut costs.

Because that's always worked so well in the past. </sarcasm>

Airbus confirms software brought down A400M transport plane

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Re: And we are assured that Entertainment Bus is isolated from flight control

Military transport aircraft (the dedicated ones, rather than airliners painted grey) don't usually have IFE.

Swordfish fatally stabs man after man stabs, fatally, swordfish

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Re: Cool title

Followed by a Hemingway quote for the subtitle.

Bank: Without software mojo, Android OEMs are doomed to 'implode'

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Re: simple solution

Thanks AC. Once I'm sure I've got everything off the calendar that I need, I'll give that a try.

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Re: simple solution

I've finally dumped my Galaxy S3 in favour of a Nexus 6, because the key app (for me) Samsung Calendar has become so unstable (and that's because of updates, initially it was fine). Great phones, really crap software.

Co-op Bank's creaky IT should be flogged off, growls UK.gov

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I was with Co-op (Midshires) energy for a couple of years a few years back (as they had the best rates) - set up an account and updated my meter readings online with no problems. Then I moved to another supplier for a couple of years. Now I'm back with Co-op again (as they have the best rates), but their IT has become mystifyingly crap, and I haven't yet been able to enter a meter reading since I rejoined.

Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV: The new common-as-muck hybrid

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Re: I've got one of these...

I wouldn't describe 45 litres as 'tiny', should be enough to get you 400 miles of motorway cruising. But if you're pulling a 100+ mile commute, a diesel is probably a much more sensible option.

The rare metals debate: Only trace elements of sanity found

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Re: USGS server down?

Dilbert sits on the same IP subnet as Gocomics, hosted by Lightedge in Des Moines (of all places).

The USGS is back up again, BTW.

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Re: USGS server down?

It's worse than that, JimArthur, gocomics.com is currently down! Either there's a large-scale cyber-attack taking place on the US, or midnight Saturday west coast time is a favourite for planned maintenance.

'I thought we were pals!' Belgium, Netherlands demand answers from Germany in spy bust-up

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If they truly believed that, they were so naive that they really shouldn't be allowed to run around unsupervised. If you're going into negotiations with your friends and allies, wouldn't you appreciate a briefing on their likely position? That's a job for intelligence - always has been and always will be.

Of course, in reality, these are politicians - they know and understand that perfectly well, they're just posturing for their public.

Chris Miller

Re: Not a question of being manly enough

Or it could be that some Belgians remember that Britain twice in the last 100 years came to their aid (at rather great cost to the country) to save them from the, err, Germans. I think you may have some GCSE history revision to catch up on.

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For heavens sake, Benelux, the existence of the BND is hardly secret. Neither is their budget (> €0.5 billion), presumably no-one thought they were spending it entirely on cream doughnuts. I imagine all these countries have their own intelligence services. What do they do?

The 'echo chamber' effect misleading people on climate change

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@Palpy

There are legitimate doubts about GR - we know, because of conflicts with quantum observations, that it must break down at some suitably tiny scale; and there are serious cosmologists investigating modified gravitational theories, since there's still no sign of a suitable candidate to constitute 'dark matter'. But no-one believes that it could be replaced by some theory following an inverse cube law - any modification must be infinitesimal on most human scales to avoid conflict with day-to-day experience.

Similarly, despite your straw man, no-one seriously doubts that increased CO2 emissions will tend to cause global temperatures to rise. But the legitimate questions this raises are "rise by how much?" and "what are the effects of that?" - and no-one has any solid answers to these questions. So before we commit to actions which will significantly diminish developed economies and condemn many millions in developing economies to a continuing miserable existence, it's reasonable to question the scientific consensus.

Stranded Brussels airport passengers told to check Facebook

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Re: Errrr..

It sounds like* they had a massive power surge that tripped the generators and/or the switch gear. I expect they have redundant systems out the wazoo, but if you've no power coming through, you're on air for only as long as the UPS batteries last (and if your power distribution system is fried, not even that long).

* Disclaimer: I have no knowledge of Belgium air traffic systems or the circumstances of this particular problem.

Shuttleworth delivers death blow in Umbongoland dispute

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Creationist: The Flintstones was an accurate portrayal of Dino-human coexistence

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Re: Derr.....

There are very few Catholics in the young earthers. They're too busy arguing about transubstantiation.

Pavegen: The Company that can't make energy out of crowds tries to make money out of them

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Re: North Korea use case..

Treadmills were widely used in English prisons during the 19th century. Mainly for punishment, but in some cases they were used to supplement windmills.

Windows and OS X are malware, claims Richard Stallman

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It's a purely British joke, taken from the satirical magazine Private Eye and celebrating the number of misprints for which the Grauniad was noted.

World loses John Nash, the 'Beautiful Mind'

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Peculiar and unlikely?

Not if my experience of taxi drivers in the greater NY area is typical. Many (most?) of them appear to have arrived in the country only recently, passed their driving test in some third world location, and have no local knowledge (I had to direct one to Newark airport).

The contrast with a London 'black cab' could hardly be greater.

NEVER MIND the B*LLOCKS Osbo peddles, deficits don't really matter

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Final salary pensions

Happy though I am to blame Brown for anything and everything (since most of it, as you point out, was actually his fault) and the changes to taxation of pension funds certainly didn't help, speaking as a (lapsed) actuary, the demise of final salary schemes was already assured.

Basically, defined benefits schemes (their proper name) only really work if you can (expect to) remain a member for at least 20, preferably 30 years. And the number of jobs where that's a realistic expectation is vanishingly small (maybe teachers or the NHS, but very few in private enterprise). If (as the great majority of people now do) you change employers every few years, you don't have time to build up significant benefits with any of them, and while (in theory) you could transfer accrued benefits from one scheme to another, the two sets of actuaries tend to take contrary views of the values* involved, so you end up with far less in benefits than you might expect.

* That's their job - they're paid to protect the benefits of the people already in the schemes, not to facilitate transfers between them.

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Re: An excellent example ...

States may not go bankrupt, but currently hospitals in Athens are running out of painkillers and money to pay nurses. We may be about to see how close they can get to bankruptcy.

Sadly for Syriza, promising the electorate that 2+2=5 doesn't alter the rules of (financial) arithmetic.

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Accumulated debt

But isn't that skewed by all the 'debt' hidden in Brown's beloved PFI contracts, and hence off balance sheet? While it may not technically be debt, the country is committed to paying fixed amounts for long periods (often decades) into the future, which smells an awful lot like debt to me.

Lump all that in with the 'real' debt and we're getting perilously close to that 120%.

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Bog-standard boxty

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Omit the grated potato and milk, then add an egg and you've got potato cakes, an equally(?) good way of using up left over mash.

Is your career lacking growth? Become a porn inspector! Hint: It sucks

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What's New Pussycat?

Michael James (Peter O'Toole): Did you find a job?

Victor Skakapopolis (Woody Allen): Yeah, I got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.

Michael: Nice job.

Victor: Twenty francs a week.

Michael: Not very much.

Victor: It's all I can afford.