* Posts by Ian Stephenson

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Does it pay to be bad? Silver Lake's Skype sale fine print

Ian Stephenson
Coat

However, if the company is not listed/traded (i.e. private equity)

There is no option to buy from the market.

In this situation you need to ask yourself do you feel lucky?

Sorry couldn't resist...

50 day lullaby of Lulzsec is over .. for now

Ian Stephenson
Big Brother

Yeah right...

We have only their word that they are retiring.

I'll believe it in 2021 years time if we don't hear from them in the meantime.

NASA's nuclear Mars tank arrives at launch site

Ian Stephenson
Coat

Can't be that tricky...

...after all it's not brain surgery.

Yes, that's mine, the one with the dubious red and pinkish stains up to the elbow.....

Virgin Media blames Activision for Call of Duty lag problems

Ian Stephenson
Mushroom

Affects World of Tanks (PC) too

EOM.

Custard pie activist slams IPCC 'grey literature' habit

Ian Stephenson
Black Helicopters

greenie != someone who cares about the environment

Fair do's to your interpretation, but to me a greenie is politically motivated not environmentally.

You are not a greenie, you are a person who cares about the environment.

I recycle because I hate waste (Our household of 3 generates about 1 binbag of landfill waste per fortnight) and fill the blue bin in the same period, plus 1trip to the tip^H^H^H recycling centre per month to get rid of those tetrapak's that the recycling collection won't take but the tip will.

I am also pronuclear (see other posts)

I am VERY skeptical about AGW as reported (yes climate is changing, planet earth is a dynamic system, yes humankind has had an effect - we are part of a dynamic system, are we to blame? no idea, take out all of the other inputs to the system and let's see, is taxation the way to go? NO! Is that piece of research valid? Let's see how it was paid for, whether it was correctly reviewed and if the results are repeatable.)

I am a meat eater - though I believe if you are going to kill an animal, have decency to use it all (anyone who wears a fur coat should be willing to eat the rest of the animal - mink fillet anyone?)

My apologies if you thought I was classifying you within the category of political slime I call frothinggreenies.

Ian Stephenson
Mushroom

5...4...3...2...1...

Frothinggreenies are go!

NHS Trusts in the dark over CfH licence transfer

Ian Stephenson
Thumb Up

Good excuse to go to FOS

Linux desktops and Open Office allround!

Earth may be headed into a mini Ice Age within a decade

Ian Stephenson
Flame

..but can we build it next to your house?

Yes, I've said so before.

Can they plumb my radiators into the cooling circuit too please?

Stand by for more big, windfarm-driven 'leccy price rises

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@Bassey

That was true for the last generation of nuke piles - where the government had a vested interest in a secure source of plutonium.

The current generation being built by Eon?

I believe no subsidies are being paid for nuclear, after all the green lobby hasnt thrown a hissy fit about it's not fair! they also get hand outs!

If I am wrong then I will accept the correction.

Ian Stephenson
Stop

Easy answer

Scrap the ROC's and subsidies.

The renewables industry is not about saving the planet - it's about hoovering every last penny from the pocket of the taxpayer.

If it is viable the industry will survive - if not then we are better off without it.

I notice nuclear appears viable without the subsidies....

Dam Busters dog dubbed 'Digger'

Ian Stephenson
Devil

To quote PJ O'Rourke*...

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please.

And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences."

Pity everyone want's the right but not the duty.

*One of the few septics I can tolerate.

Cornish cow plucked from jaws of death by Navy chopper

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Guess the WAFU's were not quite so WAFU this time.

There is no F in way.

Blu-ray sales to overtake DVD... next year

Ian Stephenson
FAIL

I will be getting a BD player

When and only when the magic smoke escapes from my dvd player.

Even then I will not be replacing my DVD collection with BluRay.

Anything I don't already have on DVD - I'll weigh up the cost/benefit of BD over DVD

Latest DVD purchase - A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum £2.99 - Amazon not available in BD.

iTunes Match is iPiracy, claims loopy Oz industry troll

Ian Stephenson
Boffin

close but no cigar,,,

That would be the court's and the judges job to interpret the law.

His job as a lawyer is to a) try to convince the court that his interpretation is the correct one.

or b) to scare the public enough that his interpretation doesn't get challlenged in court (ACS anyone?).

And a better analogy would be the bristol zoo carpark attendant myth.

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The problem is..

.. at least from his view point,

that he doesn't.

Sony Bravia KDL-40EX724 40in LED 3D TV

Ian Stephenson
Facepalm

I can.

Add a credit card number to the mix.

Spear phishers target gov, military officials' Gmail accounts

Ian Stephenson
Big Brother

You're paranoid.

Just because you're paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you though....

Billionaire Zuckerberg kills to eat

Ian Stephenson
Thumb Up

Thanks, I did.

I spent the bank holiday weekend throwing spears at straw targets, acting as a target for light cavalry (blunted javelins, arrows and throwing darts) and eating very well indeed.

I'm much more relaxed this week, I put it down to the lack of proten in my diet in the run up to the weekend.

Ian Stephenson
Thumb Up

Been there,

Seen it, done it, got the T shirt.

...and can't get the stains out.

The meat does taste better though.

If you are going to kill an animal at least have the decency to use it all.

Bambi in crosshairs icon please!

Bloke drives with knees while manipulating two mobes

Ian Stephenson

Cube the car

and jail the fucker.

Heh wine in the office on a friday afternoon.

Star probe Kepler finds many multi-world alien suns

Ian Stephenson
Troll

You mean "Earth First.."

"..We can strip ine the other planets later."?

Apple to support reps: Don't confirm Mac infections

Ian Stephenson
FAIL

PEBCAK

Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard.

The too stupid to own a computer urban legend springs to mind.

The problem is malware hasn't targeted Macs previously as there were too few to justify writing it and therefore Mac users have gotten used to just opening untrusted attachments/downloads.

Now Macs are popular home machines they are viable targets.

As for the users? They'll learn and McSymanorton will bring out their malware for Macs too.

Big Brother man: TV viewers will swap privacy for content

Ian Stephenson
Flame

Kill it, kill it with fire!

If there was ever anyone who justified inventing a timemachine only for the purpose of killing their parents before they were born - this man is it.

Microsoft fails to turn punters on to WinPho 7

Ian Stephenson
Headmaster

"Nokia's support will accelerate Windows Phone's momentum"

Accelerate momentum?

I'm shuddering now from the abuse of physics.

France's official P2P monitoring firm hacked

Ian Stephenson
Big Brother

Hmmmm...

Any proof that the internal data was not modified by the hackers?

Thought not.

There is a nice defence for anyone subject to penalties (or whatever Hadopi levies) in the near future.

PlayStation Network hack launched from Amazon EC2

Ian Stephenson
Thumb Up

Not really a surprise

Can't fault the hackers with using the tools with the most bang per buck. Much more cost effective than buying or building your own cluster and probably cheaper than renting a botnet.

Use of Weapons declared best sci-fi film never made

Ian Stephenson
Thumb Up

Agreed,

though I'd put Player above Consider.

It's worth making the effort for Excession though.

<QUOTE> Ulver laughed. 'It looks,' she snorted, 'like a dildo!'

'That's appropriate,' Churt Lyne said. 'Armed, it can fuck solar systems.'

</QUOTE>

Ian Stephenson
Thumb Up

Brad Dourif in the lead role!

Says it all about the mental state of the lead character.

IPCC report: Renewables can never meet energy demand

Ian Stephenson
Thumb Up

The problem with a cull

is how do you decide who dies?

My suggestion is get rid of all Health and Safety legislation and let Darwin sort it out.

Let's see what sort of reduction we get with that.

Keep the telephone sanitisers though... we know how that ends.

Ian Stephenson
FAIL

Pot/Kettle carbon coating much?

Flame based on your guess of the content of the article?

Perhaps you missed the first line?

"The UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has issued teasers ahead of an upcoming report into renewable energy."

Notice the word "teasers" ?

Notice the word "ahead"?

Notice the word "upcoming"?

Did you follow the link and look for a full document?

No thought not.

0/10 could do better.

Go froth elsewhere.

Vote now for the best sci-fi film never made

Ian Stephenson

Results?

N/a

Sony’s sorry saga snowballs

Ian Stephenson
Troll

He said lawyer not record company exec...

Hey! That works too!

What treasures will the US really find on bin Laden's hard disk?

Ian Stephenson
FAIL

The operative word was "celebrate"

But if you want to break out the bunting and champers go right ahead.

Ian Stephenson
Stop

Apparently AQ have confirmed his death now..

Here's a thought before you celebrate his death...

You wouldn't celebrate the death of a rabid dog would you?

There is no discernable difference between OBL and a rabid dog.

Both were considered dangerous and put down, accept it and move on.

Freeman Dyson: Shale gas is 'cheap and effective'

Ian Stephenson
Stop

"No one person in their right mind would accept this.."

Want to phrase that as a wager?

People will accept anything as long as it keeps teh interwebs and their 50" plasma screens powered for a low monthly cost.

Yes it may fuck up the Earth but that's for the next generation to worry about and there is no unsafe/unsightly nuke* pile at the end of the street.

* I am pro-nuclear**

** what is it with footnotes today?***

*** It's coffee o'clock and I'm getting tetchy.

Greenpeace spies soot lining in cloud data centers

Ian Stephenson
Thumb Up

I still feel fairly safe.

My house is 68m above sealevel

Ian Stephenson
Badgers

Stuff renewables

We need sustainables - nuclear or geothermal (there is a great big source of heat which isn't affected by clouds or off for 12 hours a day (average)).

Nuclear at least has a net positive energy output, geothermal needs more research.

More nuclear research will make it cheaper and even more safe than it already is (yadda yadda fewer deaths than any other energy generation technology....).

And yes build a nuke pile in my back garden - as long as you run my radiators for free from the excess hot water. I don't live on a fault line and am near a coast for access to emergency salt laden coolant though I do not believe there has ever been a tidal wave in the North Sea.

Did PlayStation Network hackers plan supercomputer botnet?

Ian Stephenson
WTF?

@Paul 135 - WTF?

Are you naturally this stupid or did you have to work at it?

Security by obscurity is once again proven no security.

If Sony had treat their users with a little respect and folks like GeoHot with a little bit of trust, Sony could have been informed of the holes and patched them before they were exploited like this.

You know, the security model used for open source?

If you were being sarcastic my apologies, however I don't think you were.

The best sci-fi film never made: Also-rans take a bow

Ian Stephenson
WTF?

wtf?

What happened to the poll on Thursday?

Hubble celebrates 21st with gorgeous galactic 'rose' snap

Ian Stephenson
Grenade

In the beginning, there was nothing...

... which exploded.

There fixed it for you.

Grenade for the Big Bang.

So, what's the best sci-fi film never made?

Ian Stephenson
Badgers

Stasheff FTW!

The Warlock - inspite of himself

Its a good SciFantasy crossover - and an epileptic AI is just what we need!

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It went in by email

see title

Ian Stephenson
Thumb Up

It's a Grey Area Matter

Which tells you more about my mental state than you want to know....

Fired-up eco-boffin gives it '180 per cent'

Ian Stephenson
Pint

More likely 180 proof

Is it pub oclock yet?

Apple AirPlay unlocked

Ian Stephenson
Coat

Cry havoc!

And let slip the lawyers of war.

With apologies to William Shakespeare.

Swedish newlyweds enjoy lively honeymoon

Ian Stephenson
Alert

The money making opportunities...

The amount of money most tourist destinations would pay them to stay away should be pretty phenomenal....

MythBusters: Savage and Hyneman detonate truthiness

Ian Stephenson
Flame

@Naughtyhorse

I disagree...

Thermite is the answer.

Anonymous hacks Sony PS3 sites

Ian Stephenson
Badgers

Getting a bit breezy, Sony?

"They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind"

I don't see Sony being as stupid as ACS:Law was. I expect Sony to appear to ignore the ddos, and not bait anon any further, whilst working with the authorities to get the hacktavists on charges.

Must say though it couldn't have happened to a more deserving company.

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