10 posts • joined Tuesday 4th March 2008 13:41 GMT
I saw a film about this once...
Kim Jong Il: [to terrorists on a giant monitor] Who's responsibre for browing up Panama?
Terrorist: We were upset about Cairo.
Kim Jong Il: Goddamnit, how many times do I have to tehr you? You don't use the WMDs untihr you see the signahr! I have worked ten years on this pran! It is a very precise, and a compricated pran! I am sick of you terrorists fucking it up! Now take the weapons where I tord you and wait for the *goddamn* signahr this time! Goodbye!
[shuts off monitor, and cools down]
Kim Jong Il: Why is everyone so fucking stupid?
Was Team America : World Police right all along??
Think you'll find that should be hare-brained.
(I was hair-brained once before most of it fell out..)
Paris cos she's got bald bits too, or so I'm told.
Paris is more like a dead heat in a peanut race. Kelly Brook on the other hand..
It couldn't happen here..
A politician with an in-depth working knowledge of computers, whatever next?
It's also the name of a recent competition organised by the Daily Rant for the Ideal Home Exhibition. Some of the winners have been shown on tv this week and they included such technological wonders as a device to automatically dunk your biscuit in your tea and a ladies' shower unit featuring a carefully positioned protrusion to rest one's foot on when shaving one's leg. Is this the sort of thinking Gordon has in mind?
Paris? Just because.
Spam = Malware = Spam
They're inextricably linked and often come from the same gangs. Firefox + Noscript should prevent most malware redirection attempts, we need to spread the word.
Paris? Already being spread.
@ By Name
"When travelling at a safe speed there is no need to look where you are going....."
Paris says wtf too but she means where not what...
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