10 posts • joined 4 Mar 2008
I saw a film about this once...
Kim Jong Il: [to terrorists on a giant monitor] Who's responsibre for browing up Panama?
Terrorist: We were upset about Cairo.
Kim Jong Il: Goddamnit, how many times do I have to tehr you? You don't use the WMDs untihr you see the signahr! I have worked ten years on this pran! It is a very precise, and a compricated pran! I am sick of you terrorists fucking it up! Now take the weapons where I tord you and wait for the *goddamn* signahr this time! Goodbye!
[shuts off monitor, and cools down]
Kim Jong Il: Why is everyone so fucking stupid?
Was Team America : World Police right all along??
Think you'll find that should be hare-brained.
(I was hair-brained once before most of it fell out..)
Paris cos she's got bald bits too, or so I'm told.
Finjan press release
@AC - This is not funny
Wrong, it's funny because it IS puerile and very, very silly. Get over yourself.
Paris is more like a dead heat in a peanut race. Kelly Brook on the other hand..
It couldn't happen here..
A politician with an in-depth working knowledge of computers, whatever next?
It's also the name of a recent competition organised by the Daily Rant for the Ideal Home Exhibition. Some of the winners have been shown on tv this week and they included such technological wonders as a device to automatically dunk your biscuit in your tea and a ladies' shower unit featuring a carefully positioned protrusion to rest one's foot on when shaving one's leg. Is this the sort of thinking Gordon has in mind?
Paris? Just because.
Spam = Malware = Spam
They're inextricably linked and often come from the same gangs. Firefox + Noscript should prevent most malware redirection attempts, we need to spread the word.
Paris? Already being spread.
@ By Name
"When travelling at a safe speed there is no need to look where you are going....."
Paris says wtf too but she means where not what...
Offensive and patronising at the same time, must've taken some thinking about..
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