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* Posts by Hugh Fiske

10 posts • joined 4 Mar 2008

Nork splash shot snapped by passing satellite

Hugh Fiske

I saw a film about this once...

Kim Jong Il: [to terrorists on a giant monitor] Who's responsibre for browing up Panama?

Terrorist: We were upset about Cairo.

Kim Jong Il: Goddamnit, how many times do I have to tehr you? You don't use the WMDs untihr you see the signahr! I have worked ten years on this pran! It is a very precise, and a compricated pran! I am sick of you terrorists fucking it up! Now take the weapons where I tord you and wait for the *goddamn* signahr this time! Goodbye!

[shuts off monitor, and cools down]

Kim Jong Il: Why is everyone so fucking stupid?

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Was Team America : World Police right all along??

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USAF Colonel goes on the offensive with botnet destroyer plan

Hugh Fiske
Paris Hilton

Hair-brained

Think you'll find that should be hare-brained.

(I was hair-brained once before most of it fell out..)

Paris cos she's got bald bits too, or so I'm told.

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Cybercrims dump swag on open botnet server

Hugh Fiske
Boffin

Finjan press release

http://www.finjan.com/Pressrelease.aspx?id=1868&PressLan=1819&lan=3

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El Reg obtains snap of OGC logo reveal

Hugh Fiske
Joke

@AC - This is not funny

Wrong, it's funny because it IS puerile and very, very silly. Get over yourself.

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Apprentice contestant to offer Zeppelin trips above London

Hugh Fiske
Paris Hilton

@alyn

Paris is more like a dead heat in a peanut race. Kelly Brook on the other hand..

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Convicted cybercrook stands for election in the Ukraine

Hugh Fiske

It couldn't happen here..

A politician with an in-depth working knowledge of computers, whatever next?

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UK gov unveils 'Innovation Nation' plans

Hugh Fiske
Paris Hilton

Innovation Nation

It's also the name of a recent competition organised by the Daily Rant for the Ideal Home Exhibition. Some of the winners have been shown on tv this week and they included such technological wonders as a device to automatically dunk your biscuit in your tea and a ladies' shower unit featuring a carefully positioned protrusion to rest one's foot on when shaving one's leg. Is this the sort of thinking Gordon has in mind?

Paris? Just because.

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Mass compromise powers massive drive-by download attack

Hugh Fiske
Paris Hilton

Spam = Malware = Spam

They're inextricably linked and often come from the same gangs. Firefox + Noscript should prevent most malware redirection attempts, we need to spread the word.

Paris? Already being spread.

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Road charging, the sequel - Kelly unveils 'wired m-way' plans

Hugh Fiske
Paris Hilton

@ By Name

"When travelling at a safe speed there is no need to look where you are going....."

wtf?

Paris says wtf too but she means where not what...

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El Reg decimates English language

Hugh Fiske
Unhappy

@Chris Collins

Offensive and patronising at the same time, must've taken some thinking about..

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