Posts by Alf

MyPhone...

Makes and takes calls...

Allows me to send and receive text messages...

Allows me to take pictures, and to send them to other people...

Wakes me up in the morning, and allows me to snooze for half an hour...

Has real music ringtones...

Also has a torch (flashlight) on it...

I didn't wait for two hours to get it either!

Dumb Apple fanbois!

The guy's missus will probably have to put up with this for a while...

"OI! Put yer knickers on and make me a cup of tea!"