Posts by Elmer Phud

Forgetting something?

With the demise of Atlantis we also see the birth of LOHAN.

Five years time and we'll have El Reg as well as Elon.

Download blues

Not only that but once the schools have emptied everything just crawls -- leave it until after the pub and it's fine.

Alcoholic?

I thought an alcoholic was someone who drank as much as thier doctor.

Lawyers

They might try but I doubt if they'd get far.

If emails carry proof of manipulation of decisions of the Police (and others) to pervert the course of justice, perjury, bribery, blackmail etc. then the judiciary have grounds to tell the lawyers to naff off.

Obvious?

If it was 'obvious' then is he guilty of abetting (or whatever it is ) if conspiracy can't be proved?

I hope they will ask 'Why did you do nothing about it?' and 'who were you reciving directions from?'.

Boris was extremely pro 'nothing to see, minor incident, it's all bollocks' a while back. These coppers are appointed by Boris, where was he hiding?

note to Reg people -- need a 'popcorn' icon.

M$??

I did some of my stuff on Framework - on an XT

cue other 'when I were a lad' anecdotes

Let's see if I can get 9 thumbs down again:

No, let's not have a willy-waving competiton, boys.

Anyway reading Vlad's stuff carefully and not getting hooked on the emotive stuff he seems to have several valid points.

However, we are in the standard moral secnario of 'freedom fighter/terrorist' - it all depends which side of the fence people choose to be on or whether to get splinters in their bums.

Personally I find 'for the lulz' preferable to 'for the money, power and blackmail potential'.

Confused

I can't work out who the ' sick' person is.

" "nothing more than the divorce proceeding" as a possible motive for the attack. The 51-year-old husband initiated the unhitching process back in May after 11-and-a-half years of marriage, the LA Times notes."

'nothing more' after 11 1/2 years may seem trivial to the cops but we don't know what led to the divorce - or at least not in what I've just read here. If he wanted to just go off and wave his knob around and taunted his missus with such things - 'I can't wait until the papers come through then all that pussy is mine' sort of thing, she might have got a tad upset.

That ain't sick, that's a pre-emptive strike.

That's inflation for you

Lower down on the Reg arse feed Cisco are possibly losing 5000 - do you reckon they've gone "well, we've started . . ."

Of course they'll let you off

" "I felt the evidence had been followed," he said. " From the (police) horses' mouth.

Nuff said.

Welcome

Spuds You Like?

Payback

They have finally realised how much money Brian Coleman has spent on taxis.

Not just the pink

Not running Ad Block, either.

Sellotape?

If this is to be done properly shirley it should be gaffa tape

Brave Face

"Sony are trying to gain some trust back by giving customers pretty things to look at while still keeping shtum over thier servers"

Captain's Log

Do they have to meet up first to make sure the logs all match up?

Coming soon . . .

There wil be similar thngs happening in London in the run up to Boris's Olympics.

Think of the money the punters have coughed up to get tickets, and wil be spending withthier official Visa cards on the official sponsors crappy burgers.

Boris has already said he wants the riff-raff cleared away - that's just about the entire East End apart from the places where the property prices went up.

Now that's a great idea

Voodo Pen - draw your symbols and they become real.

(which way does that gate go?)