* Posts by Rob

1524 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Apr 2007

Devs write 'film my shag' sex app for Google Glass

Rob

Re: Oh god - I can't get rid of this image

The film Strange Days springs to mind, 'nuff said.

Twitter: It's JUST LIKE Elder Scrolls (no it's not)

Rob

*Raises hand*

I'll admit to liking Larry when I was younger as well, not just Larry though, I was a bit of a fan of most of the Sierra games, probably for the same reasons why I was a fan of the LucasArt point and click adventures as well.

My Dad was a computer consultant, so not only did we have a colour monitor but he'd also built a 5inch floppy drive so our household was probably cutting edge ;-)

'Leaked' iPhone 6 pics will make cool fanbois WEEP - it's a PHABLET

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Re: Phablet calling

Your edging towards philosophical now, the OP knows it to be true based on their experience, so in essence it is a fact to them, might not be to anyone else, bu they can still call it a fact as they perceive it.

Android will ship more than ONE BILLION mobes+slabs in 2014

Rob

Re: Complete Analogy fail - But Ill continue it

"Having to copy and drag movie files using the filenames is just awful in Android..." what are you using to achieve this?

I have a NAS which all the apps from all the devices get backed up too, so effectively creating an App library, I then use ES Explorer on all the devices to access the apk/movie file to download/install to the relevant device.

Samsung whips out 12.2-inch 'Professional' iPad killers

Rob

About time...

... after playing with a 13" Win8 tablet from Wiacom with the entire Adobe software suite on, I've come to realise how useful a tablet this size could be for work. The multiscreen option gets some use on my Note 2 but the screen is too small for the feature, I could imagine it being more useful on a tablet though.

Not quite sure how this size would go down in the home consumer market but for work I could do with something this size, the Wiacom version would be more suited to me due to it running windows software, shame as I like the Samsung connectivity options.

Naked Aussie gets wedged in washing machine

Rob

I can imagine...

... the call going out on the emergency services band, I bet they were falling over themselves to get to this shout.

Only iPhone fondling rose at Xmas: Were non-Apple fans in a turkey coma?

Rob

I think his boils down to the fact that far more Android devices are sold on PAYG and they are the sort of users that tend not to increase their mobile spend by using data when out and about, they may be more inclined to use WiFi when available but I think it is more about the fact that even your cheap "I just want a phone to make calls and send texts" crowd will end up with an Android phone regardless of the features.

I always remember the day someone said to me I don't want a camera on my phone, my reply was, soon you won't be able to buy a phone without a camera. Fast forward a few years and replace camera with smartphone. Some of these stats are just completely pointless.

For clarity, I'm not an iOS fan and Android has it's faults, I'm currently using a Note 2, not because it's Samsung but because it has the S-Pen and I use it for that purpose quite heavily.

Snowden: 'I am still working for the NSA ... to improve it'

Rob

As someone else said...

... in another articles thread, the reason they aren't up in arms about it all is because the US nutures 'patriotism' like it's a cult, if you even question it then surely you must be an enemy of the state.

Harvard kid, 20, emailed uni bomb threat via Tor to avoid final exam, says FBI

Rob

Thanks...

..."a broken clock that indicates the right time twice a day" I now have the tune by orbital swimming around my head, probably for the rest of the day.

Sky rapped over PREMATURE SEXY CONDOM ad

Rob

"Pooing is natural but we still tend not to do it in public." unless of course you live in India where it is a way of life.

Rob

Re: Completely outrageous and totally unnecessary

We can definitely assume 1 Adult was watching it and unlike other parents probably did which is just plonking their children in front of the flat-screen childminder whilst they are in another part of the house, they may remember to send the kid to bed at some point in the evening.

HALF of all Bitcoin-investing Winklevoss twins predict $400bn market for the currency

Rob

Re: I own a load of Bitcoins

And to compound the problem, as soon as that high price is hit everyone will try to shed their coins for cash creating confidence issues with the commodity which in turn brings the price down.

I still don't understand why people are referring to it as a currency, from what I have read it has a limited number of coins in the algorithm so that makes it a commodity surely?

If I had any coins, I'd be drip feeding them into the exchange now for cash before it's too late.

Analogue radio will CONTINUE in Blighty as Minister of Fun dodges D-Day death sentence

Rob

Re: Yes, make Radio 1 DAB

That's got to be the killer, is all those listeners using their car radios. I need to upgrade my head unit soon and my primary functions need to be FM and Bluetooth if DAB is included I might have a play to see what it is like in my area but other than that I won't look for this feature at the moment.

Equally I'm not going to upgrade my head unit unless it gets damaged so it's now or never for DAB in my car.

Is Google prepping an ARMY of WALKING ROBOTS?

Rob
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You're late...

... Google were lording it over us years ago.

Enraged by lengthy Sky broadband outage? Blame BT Openreach cable thieves

Rob

Re: @Bluenose

I think that is the requirement for Scrap Merchants now, I know they have to be able to produce an audit of all scrap they receive and who from.

Fisher-Price in hot seat: iPad bouncy chair lets APPLE BABYSIT tots – parents

Rob

Re: iPad vs plastic trinkets

Not when it's out of reach of the child as stated in the article.

Meet NASA's Valkyrie: A silky busty robo superhero that'll save your life

Rob

Are you sure you want to do that?

"When the humans arrive, the robots and the humans will work together in conjunction building habs, laying foundations, and working together in a tight relationship,"

Or more likely because they have been left alone for so long, the first humans that arrive will get an arse kicking and then the robots will issue an edict stating that Mars is theirs, stay away.

Sky broadband goes TITSUP ALL DAY, thwarts Brits' Xmas web shopping

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Oxymoron's on Twitter

Prime example of the type of idiots that Twitter brings out of the wood work.

The person complaining that they can't shop online by posting something on Twitter, I presume they are using the new telepathic tweeting facility rather than an internet device, you know, the sort of device that allows you to surf the web, which co-incidentally also has a few eCommerce sites on it.

To fel with you! There's an NSA spook in my World of Warcraft

Rob

Nice job...

... if you can get it, being paid by the government to play online games, they even have their subs paid for them!

I bet the 'de-confliction' team is really there to sort out disputes between NSA guilds rather than who is spying on who.

Microsoft researchers build 'smart bra' to stop women's stress eating

Rob

Re: Amid the predictable puerile jokes....

Quite a severe feedback response though if you press it, may result in a sore cheek and a possibility of ringing in the ears (maybe followed by a visit from the rozzers).

Accused Glasshole driver says specs weren't even turned on for traffic stop

Rob

Smoke and Mirrors

Sounds like she is using the Google Glass case to divert attention from the speeding fine, which is the real reason she was pulled over in the first place. The original story states that it wasn't until the cop was talking to her and writing the ticket that the issue of the G-Glass came up.

Weird PHP-poking Linux worm slithers into home routers, Internet of Things

Rob

Re: Update the firmware

Up voted just for the use of 'fuckety-bye' as soon as I read it I instantly thought of the In-Betweeners.

US puts Assange charge in too-hard basket - report

Rob

Re: And of course....

Nope he won't go to UK jail, he'll get extradited to Sweden as the order still stands between Sweden and the UK.

Mystery traffic redirection attack pulls net traffic through Belarus, Iceland

Rob

Who's to say...

... it's not them doing the redirects to a few trusted sites they have that aren't in their home territories to avoid suspicion.

Jury: Samsung must cough $290m of $379m Apple wanted - NOT in 5 cent pieces

Rob

Re: Samsung Ordered By Jury To Pay Apple $290M In Patent Damages

I can't find the source, but I'm sure I read somewhere that Samsung has already attached the damages it needs to pay to Apple to it's last set of financials, hence it took a very minor dip in share price (I think it bounced back relatively quickly) because they adjusted their earnings call to take it into account.

So in theory Samsung will next year be able to quote a healthier earnings (compared to the last one) which will probably make their share price jump a little.

This sort of damages award isn't going to stop the juggernaut from rolling, as they are investing billions in another 1 or 2 factories somewhere.

The latest stupid yoof craze: Taking selfies - while DRIVING

Rob

Almost

But if they are sitting in their car with the keys in the ignition (as you would sitting in a traffic jam) and you are holding the phone then they could probably still fine you for using your mobile phone as it is in your hand, regardless of whether the engine is on or not.

That's about as close as they could possibly get to a prosecution of sorts based on the photo evidence. Fingers crossed though most of these numpties will write a comment with the picture admitting what they were doing at the time to make the prosecutions job easier.

Darknet: It's not just for DRUGS. Ninja Banking Trojan uses it too

Rob
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Re: I should give them a call..

More importantly, I will give them a call to see if their support desk will take out-sourcing deals, they sound like a better outfit than the one we are currently dealing with.

My name is NOT Dread Pirate Roberts: Silk Road accused's fam'n'friends stump up $1m bail

Rob

Re: ...pointing to his history of charitable work....

Bring your list bang up to date with current affairs, you missed off Jimmy Sa-vile

Murdoch stands between your kids and filth with BSkyB network-level SHIELD

Rob

Re: Clarity somewhat lacking.

I also went into the settings and couldn't see an off button, so I selected 18 then waited until it had confirmed my choice and it was saved, then the 'off' option appeared lower down the page which I was able to select.

I'll look after my own thanks, I think I can do a better job than the government and Sky.

Is it all up for LANDFILL ANDROID? BEHOLD, the Moto G

Rob

Re: not a galaxy killer at all

@CAPS LOCK

The Googorola and Android worlds are 2 different things in my book.

@phuzz

From what I've heard the space needed for an microSD card slot and chippery to go with it (even though they are incredibly small) are valuable space on the circuit board that some manufacturers would rather not take up.

Rob

Re: not a galaxy killer at all

In the Android world that's what budget is, no microSD slot, could be worse, could be Apple where no microSD slot is standard.

ETERNAL PATENT WAR: Apple and Samsung locked in battle again

Rob
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Re: "The Fruity Firm"

Every time you don't use them a cat video on YouTube dies.

Google Nexus 5: So easy to fix, it's practically a DIY kit - except for ONE thing

Rob
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Re: @Rob

Sorry it was Android Authority I got the other article from:

http://www.androidauthority.com/how-to-replace-cracked-nexus-7-screen-209240/

My memory was clearly shot yesterday as it was eBay I got the unit from not Amazon, it was from a user called 'weloveaccess', they have good standing on eBay and they have more stock by the looks of it, the unit comes with some tools for prying.

The trickiest bit I found was removing the silver plastic surround from the unit, a hair-dryer is definitely recommended to loosen the glue, if any gets stuck to the screen don't worry it is possible to peel it off and re-apply it to the plastic surround so you can stick it to the new unit. Almost forgot, have a pair of tweezers on standby as well ;-)

Rob

Re: @Rob

I used an article from ifixit and androidcentral together and I bought the unit from a supplier on Amazon, it shows they only have one in stock pretty much all the time but I will post the suppliers name when I get home and the link to the android central article as well.

Rob

Re: Really?

Ditto, recently had a similar experience with my son's nexus 7, bought a screen/digitiser as he'd cracked the glass which had broken the digitiser. I didn't like the thought of tackling the glue holding the screen to the digitiser so just bought the whole unit for about £55. As good as new now.

ZOMBIE apocalypse! The 'LIVING DEAD' are HERE – Fox News confirmed it

Rob
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That's a reach...

... I didn't mention anything about being secure. It's going ok at the moment, but only because I keep an eye on everything on a daily basis (excluding weekends, they don't pay enough for that privilege).

Rob

Makes me happy...

... with the fact that our DEV servers aren't connected to the publishing servers, no chance of that happening on my site, I have 300 editors that could easily make a mistake like that.

Watch out, MARTIANS: 1.3 tonne INDIAN ROBOT is on its way

Rob

That's a lot of money...

... stick it together with the amount they spend on nuclear weapons and that could buy a fair amount of plumbing, save people shitting in the street or throwing buckets of piss out the window.

Ahhh, SATISFACTION: Watch while we set a NAS on FIRE

Rob

I do like...

... the baby LED suit that is recommended at the end of this video, looking forward to REID as well of course.

Twitter duped us, coupon-clippers claim

Rob

Re: Expenses?

I wonder if the 2 bringing the action are trying to lower the price per share at IPO stage so they can hoover up more than they can afford at the moment. Not that I think this will damage Twitter's share price unless there is some damning evidence to hand.

FREEZE, GLASSHOLE! California cops bust Google Glass driver

Rob

Re: Two things...

If she hadn't have been speeding the cop wouldn't have noticed the Google Glasses on her face.

It does raise an interesting point for this state on where they stand with HUDs for cars though, as technically they are a monitor, Glass is pretty much the same as a HUD, it's designed not to obscure your vision.

Do+ you+ use+ Google+? Seemingly+ you+ DO+

Rob

Good communities

The majority of folk I know are on Facebook and that seems to just fill my news feed with rubbish most of the time. G+ on the other hand has some good communities, generally speaking the folk on G+ seem a lot less aggressive and a lot nicer to talk to compared to Twitter. My G+ feed provides a good chunk of news and interesting articles and as for Twitter, it just seems to be broadcast channel of crap.

MPs to grill Facebook: You're going to let our teens do WHAT?

Rob

DVLA have already screwed you

The DVLA already allows your info to be passed on whether you like it or not, there is no opt out box in any of there forms.

Samsung Galaxy Note 3: Once, twice, three times - a Very Large Phone™

Rob

Region Locking

Region locking is a cock up by Samsung, but only because they badly explained it when they first released details. When you first activate the phone you need a local SIM from the country it was bought, just to activate it, after that you can use a SIM from another region.

The way Samsung first pitched it, it did sound like you couldn't use another regions SIM in it ever but that isn't the case.

"The product is only compatible with a SIM-card issued from a mobile operator within the region identified on the sticker of the product package," Samsung explains, in a statement sent to CNET UK.

Rob

It's inevitable...

... that I'm going to get this when my Note 2 is due for an upgrade, I can't imagine having a phone without a stylus again. It's made my desk paperless, now if I could just stop all the snail mail I'll hit digital nirvana.

The only reason I would be upgrading is because I need the extra storage space, other than that, there isn't a busting lot of improvements on this compared to the Note 2, bit of an Apple 5s really, didn't think Samsung would copy them to that extend ;-)

Coming soon to Twitter: Inboxes BULGING with DMs from world+dog

Rob
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Re: Geneva Convention...

Indeed, a Not Suitable For Reasonable People (NSFRP) tag needs applying (or something similar).

Will you strap on a Google KitKat 4.4 smartwatch this month?

Rob

Re: Not convinced Apple will release a watch

Who cares whether Apple have one planned or not, the move in to wearable tech was coming again whether Apple was thinking about it or not.

Apple are good at re-inventing old tech ideas, other manufacturers think that's a good twist on an old idea but we could do better and to Apple's detriment they usually do.

Assange: 'Ecuadorian embassy staff are like my family'

Rob

Re: What really pisses me off

Surely it would be better to remove the visible police cordon and lull them into a false sense of security, they might have more chance of getting him then.

Looking for freelancer

Rob

I'd second elance for short-term freelancers, I've hired a few from here and also been hired from it as well.

21st Century Elite remake to support Oculus Rift virtual reality rig

Rob

Re: Wow. There goes a large chunk of my future,

Privateer based.... oh crap

I've just started making some real headway on EVE as well, looks like that will be paused in favour of this, why oh why do I have to work for a living, it seriously dents the amount of games you can play.