* Posts by J Welek

11 posts • joined 28 Feb 2008

US Navy to field full-on robot war-jets as soon as 2018

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Feasibility study?

Yes, it's possible, but it's gonna cost a lot. Should you do it? Have you seen the Terminator movies? That's $2M please. A bank transfer will be fine. :)

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Sage struggles in subdued market

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Thinking the same...

14,500 people?!? Really??

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Bollywood to remake The Italian Job

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IT Support?

Wasn't the original movie about an IT nightmare involving the traffic management system? They could be on to something here...

Roll on the BSOD boogie...

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WowWee Rovio Mobile webcam

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Paris Hilton

Starbird?!?

Hell, that's a blast from the past!!

Paris? Obvious lame reference... ;)

/tilts Starbird upwards and grabs coat

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Endeavour crew set for ISS gig

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Alien

Photoshop?

Again, with the brains at NASA, you'd have thought someone could Photoshop that image a little better. Well, a heck of a lot better! Looks like a last entry at a worth1000 contest!!

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The iPhone 2.0 update - don't do it, kids

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Jobs Horns

Easy...

@pctechxp: Probably because every failed transaction is a sale lost. When your direct income is on the line, I would imagine you'd pour a whole load of money into server resources - A serious load.

@webster phreaky: Get a life you noob - I mean, seriously.

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J Welek
Jobs Horns

Bleeding edge...

Comes with the territory - Don't you guys know that by now? ;)

It was a fair bet that Jesus phone was going to cause chaos somewhere during launch. I'm gonna wait a few weeks until service/supply/bugs have been sorted - and I've ditched my current provider...

For those of you who sneaked in early - Congrats! :D

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Apple drags its heels on iPhone security patches

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Black Helicopters

Service centre updates?! LOL

Alas, getting service centre updates can be nigh on impossible if the carrier hasn't approved/added their own branded junk to (delete as appl.) it. Try asking Orange N95 owners about that one. For once, I think that Apple have done the right thing with this - Perhaps slower than a desktop security update, but a hell of a lot quicker than any S60/WM6 update...hell, do we really know what flaws are on those platforms.

That's all obviously assuming this flaw IS corrected in the new v.2.0! ;)

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The 'green' car tax grabs that don't add up

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Bang on...

@Steve: You beat me to it by 6 minutes! :)

Totally agreed.

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Vote now for your fave sci-fi movie quote

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Roy Batty ftw!

The bkg music during his brief monologue nails it for sure... :D

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Terminator Salvation is go for May 2009 release

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Coat

Strapline for the new film...

This time it's....personal/dangerous/as though time-travel never existed/all green screen/about merchandise/just plain wrong. Delete as app., etc.

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