* Posts by K

1568 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Apr 2007

Brit cops can keep millions of mugshots of innocent folks on file

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Holmes

Re: What a spectacularly questionable argument..

Simple - its acceptable for the "Establishment" to feign misinterpretation.. Yet joe-public is tarred as a public enemy/rebel/etc if they do the same!

Virgin Media swallows 215,000 new fibre customers in Blighty

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Re: Well I've had to go BACK to them

On the deals, Virgin have been quite good on this and will offer them to existing customers! I actually just got the full package with 200Mb/s internet for a bargain price.

Microsoft ups Surface slab prices for Brits. Darn weak pound, eh?

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"pipping VMWare"

Nah, you just have a short term memory.. VMWare raised their prices by something like 30% about 12-18 months ago.

Deafening silence as Smart Hosting support tickets keep piling up

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Re: Interesting

Its company's like this that keep me employed - Until last year, I was paying £1500 for half rack (Power and 1GB connectivity), all supplied with hardware on my choosing which included 3 ESXi hosts (16 Cores, 128GB RAM in each) and Hybrid Dell EQL SSD/HDD SAN, Palo Alto Firewalls (Small models)..

Comcast staffers join walkout over Trump's immigration crackdown

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"'Mericans will literally stop working & "protest", for any excuse."

Umm did you confuse the "Mericans" with the french?

Pure unsheathes the FlashBlade, cuts out NetApp legacy system

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Thumb Up

Re: _

Just realised, I meant 42u, doh!

Thumbs up :) thanks for the breakdown..

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Facepalm

Am I mis-reading this?

"1,008 rack units, was fitted with 1,300 disk drives"

So 1008 rack units, assuming they were mounted in standard 48u racks, this would amount to 21 seperate racks.. In addition if there were only 1300 drives, that would be less 2 drives were unit..

WTF were they running, 5.25 drives from the 80's???

Well-rested women in danger of bouncing their men into early grave

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Windows

Re: Eight hours sleep a night!

Way to go PFY... make us BOFH's feel old, only 35 years for me!

Millions of Brits stick with current broadband provider rather than risk no Netflix

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Re: I hope

I got stitched up previously by BT with FTTC... With VM, I now get a solid 100Mb down, pings are ok and TV rolled into it.. I won't be switching any time soon.

ClusterHQ? More like Clusterfscked: Cluster bombs, says it came to market too early

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Cluster bollocks..

"... the company came to market too early."

Nope, fact is containers are overhyped, oversold. Cult of DevOps would have you believe that every company needs them, but fact is, just like Cloud, its only real benefit is scalability, which let face it, 90% of average online businesses don't need!

IT ops doesn't matter. Really?

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DevOps, Cloud and Microservices..

A House of Cards, just waiting to collapse..

I work for a company who develops its own platforms, the demand level we operate at is small, yet the development team are trying to utilise every buzz-tool you've heard of such as Docker, ElasticSearch,Kubernetes etc so they can scale..

Ironically this take longer to develop, costs significantly more to operate and is more prone to breaking, additionally since the implementations are completely bespoke, its a much higher risk to the company!

Race for wireless VR headset heats up

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Re: Still "ten years away"?

They said that 20 years ago when I played my first VR arcade game (some kind of flight sim)!

Iguazio: Made from Kia parts but faster than a Ferrari with 1,000 drivers

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Re: @AC

The idea of Big Data is not a farce, but less face it, the term "Big Data" definitely is - its a non-discriptive term thought up by marketing bods to target business execs who want to record a large volume of data, but have no clue what the data is, where it is stored or how it was gathered.

Its like the term "Cloud", being used to describe Virtualisation, Hosted Service, IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, IaaC, Shit-aaS.. its so broad and generic, it means nothing.

Protected? Cosy? Pffft, Reduxio prefer 'daring stupidity'

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Sounds great..

You've told us about the pro's, now how about the con's?

I love this type of technology, but as with all start-ups, its too much of a gamble because

a) they can't deliver an SLA to is acceptable to business

b) they target top of the market and set an unrealistic price for the medium market

Living with the Pixel XL – Google's attempt at a high-end phone

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Re: fast charging...

Screen is to small - I love large screens, I took a gamble going from the Experia Z Ultra (6.7 inch) to the 6P, it worked well, but I think Google has made a mistake going smaller than this.

Openreach split could damage broadband investment, says BT's chief exec

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I call BS...

If this was split, you would likely find 3rd party ISP's (Think Sky, Vodaphone, TalkTalk etc) would invest in OpenReach (this would obviously have to be regulated), as well as more cooperation on ducting (Thinking virgin here) as OpenReach is not a direct service-competitor, yet Virgin rely's upon OpenReach copper to delivery broadband to areas that don't have cable.

Google 'screwed over' its non-millennials – now they can all fight back

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"We believe the allegations here are without merit.."

After which the dummy was reinserted and he cried for his bottle!

Psst. Need some spy-on-employees tech? Ask Oriium

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Re: The usual "credit card" string

"installs a virtual machine running, say OpenBSD"

If a company is following a good "whitelisting" based practise, this wouldn't be possible. As not only would you be restricted from creating the VM, but also all outbound traffic filtered, so VPN tunnels are only allowed from approved sources..

Source: nbn™'s fibre-to-the-kerb will be VDSL at 100/40Mbps

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Take heart..

100/40Mb is decent, and whilst your late to the party, its still comparable or even better than a lot of other countries.

Smartphone lost on QANTAS 'began hissing, emitting smoke and making orange glow'

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Hmmm

Did they ever think of calling an exorcist? Phone looks like it possessed!

Nissan reveals self-driving chair

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Flame

"rapid climate change"

But these chairs will help... As my ass will be pointing downwards so all toxic emissions will be absorbed by the material, there is an additional benefit that nobody would want to steal it afterwards - I call that win-win.

Flame because those emissions are very combustible!

Sage advice: Avoid the Windows 10 Anniversary Update – it knackers our accounting app

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Re: "operating system updates end up disabling the framework"

You can't constantly maintain backwards compatibility.. Its one of the reason OS's have become the bloated pieces of.crap they currently are!

Whilst I accept a certain level must be maintained, where something does break, the developer of software than runs on that platform has responsibility for fixing it..

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Re: "operating system updates end up disabling the framework"

Whilst I dislike M$ products, I would not lay blame at their door - Its upto each developer to test compatibility with the hosting platform/underlying OS, hence this is Sage's responsibility.

'Geek gene' denied: If you find computer science hard, it's your fault (or your teacher's)

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Facepalm

Re: Nonsense.

Sounds like they were measuring some of the moron's I've worked with in the past, people who have been trained what buttons to click, but have no comprehension of the underlying principles or technologies.

US govt pleads: What's it gonna take to get you people using IPv6?

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Holmes

Heres a suggestion

How about forcing ISP's to issue them..

Woo hoo, UK.gov has unveiled yet another tech creche – for infosec

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Big Brother

Just so...

GCHQ can guide mislead them!

Hand me the tin foil hat..

My God, I've got nothing on! Microsoft's $200m Wunderlist is down

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If your planning a weekend trip, sure a fag packet is good..

But recently I said thank f*ck for Wunderlist, after relocating to the London, it allowed me and my partner to organise/split the work of

  • Selling of my property in Hampshire
  • Selling of her property in Surry
  • Purchasing a new family home
  • Get everything ready for the kids to go back to school

Whilst keeping track of it all from our phones, whilst she was in Spain and I was in London..

Data-updater CTERA handed $25m: Overheated sector could get NASty

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Startup.. my ass!

Definition of Startup is "a newly established business."

CTERA was formed in 2008.. I don't think that constitutes a Startup!

VMware flings vCenter Server away from Windows, if you want

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OK..

Still no linux based Update Manager? So you still need to keep the Windows server around!

SETI searchers: We still haven't found what we're looking for

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Alien

Cover up..

I know it was ET, they promised to call after giving me a good probing!

Someone in Australia wants server sales hidden from view

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Devil

Re: I dunno

Given the licensing model, you must be referring to Oracle...

(Posted from 30k feet above the Med)

Samsung Note 7: Probably the best phone in the world. Yeah – you heard right

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Re: Smartphones are horrible phones

" Recent smartphones are potent computers,"

I have a 95% internet/reading to 5% calls ratio.. I suspect its the same for most people, so I don't see that as an issue (aside from when you actually make a call!)

Dell confirms price rise post Brexit vote as UK pound stumbles

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WTF?

@Tezfair.. you talk b*ll*cks!

Got nothing to do with building.. It has to do with component costs and profit reporting, both of which are done in US dollars.. so a lower pound, means cost of components increases and when converting BGP to USD they lose more money!

Fear and Brexit in Tech City: Digital 'elite' are having a nervous breakdown

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Re: Freedom of movement

Mike 140 - Is Rilly your name? Or did you mean really?

No, any country that operates within the single market is subject to free movement of money, people, goods and service! You don't have one without the other three. Since so much of the UK economy relies upon the single market (inc. our banking and finance sector which employs over 2m people) we'd be insane to leave it!

So for this alone, his friend is sorted, as freedom of movement is a condition of being part of the single market.

Parliament takes axe to 2nd EU referendum petition

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Holmes

Anti-democratic?

Farage himself made the point that a 52% to 48% should lead to a 2nd referendum.

Confirmed: Dell software sell-off

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Francisco Partners has been done...

Most of the products are out of date and suffering from years of underinvestment and underdevelopment, most have not seen new features, whilst also being ludicrous-speed slow at maintaining compatibility with the systems they're meant to work with (for example, vRanger support newer VMWare releases).

It's not surprising Dell stashed the cash whilst exiting stage left!

Hand the security cookbook to your robot butler: Time to automate

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Devil is in the detail..

"Kat McIvor is Principal Technologist for DevOps at QA, the sole UK partner for Chef training delivery, "

So being the the sole partner, gives you an indicator of how big (or little rather) the Chef and Puppet market really is..

UK plastic beats cash in 2021

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Devil

I pay for 99% of my purchases with card... when I need cash, my partner pays!

Airbus to build plane that's even uglier than the A380

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I'm torn between..

I do love the XB-70, looks like somebody stole the blue print from Thunderbirds..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_XB-70_Valkyrie

I'm doing a US road trip with the missus later this year, and I'm trying to find some excuse to stop over in Ohio to see it lol..

Experian Audience Engine knows almost as much about you as Google

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Happy

Re: "you are bombarded with motorbike insurance advertising on every platform you go to"

"So no f*** voice service from BT in my house. Ever."

I've not received a nuisance call for more than 10 years.. amazing what unplugging the handset can do..

A Brit cloud biz and an angry customer wanting a refund: A Love Story

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Re: Clouds - Just waiting to piss all over you

I've recently interviewed at 3 different companies in London, bizarrely all of them outsourced their infrastructure to a single provider (different providers for each of them), all because they didn't want the hassle of doing it internally - all of these companies have realised it was a short-term gain and long-term pain, now they are scrambling to either distribute the risk or bring it back in-house (hence reason for the interviews)..

BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it

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Devil

Re: Tracking

As one of those executives who reads el-reg whilst skiving in the crapper, I distinctly reject this idea as unworkable.

DevOps, huh? Show me the money. Show me the MONAY!

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Its amazing..

A common response when asked "What would you do if you had a time machine?" is "travel back and assassinate hitler!"

Not me.. My hit list is as follows

1) The person who coined the term "DevOps"

2) The person who coined the term "Cloud"

3) The person who thought "Flash" was a good idea

4) The person who coined the term "-as-a-Service"

VMware hikes vSphere prices, shrinks licence options

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+1 Great response.

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Digging their own grave..

Not much more to say really.

Will be interesting to see what they do with Essentials and Essentials Plus.

Big Brother's pet unicorn Palantir closes the Kimono

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Facepalm

Re: Copyright

Sheesh... Consider the implications of that, effectively what your saying is every search engine or spider that visits, downloads and indexes the BBC site is causing copyright infringement.

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Facepalm

Re: Copyright

That is ridiculous..

First he was not selling BBC content for monetary gain, just demonstrating the product, Second, by that logic, you should not allow any developer libraries or extensions that perform HTTP requests and they could perform the same function!

See that fist punching through the clouds? That's Veeam's, that is

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Lusty, Your right cloud does have some advantages.. but also a lot disadvantages, if that makes me negative, then I'll take that badge with pride - Us negative nerds as act as a counter-balance too morons like you.

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Your assuming public cloud will overtake onsite infrastructure.. If you have any experience of SME infrastructure or networking, you'd know that this will never happen. Available bandwidth, latency and security concerns basically make this impossible.