16 posts • joined 26 Feb 2008
Paging David Banner
It was gamma rays, wasn't it?
In Future News, the entire eastern seaboard of the United States suffers zombie outbreak.
As awful as it is (and Thank Dog I don't admin the Windoze side!), our NBU instance rarely fails to b/u and restore when requested (runs on and backs up my *ix boxen just fine)
The Vendor-speak in the fine article leaves much to be desired, and I sure hope my boss doesn't read it and think "We could be doing that!"
Beer, because NBU drives me to drink (more)...
And don't even get me started about Daylight Savings Time!
I thought it was the dog's fault?
The only victim of the Tacoma Narrows disaster was the photographer's dog. I just assumed everybody knew to blame it for the problem...
"Banksy Bella's name is, therefore, purely coincidental and in no way a comment on Kristen Stewart's acting skills."
And yet, perhaps inadvertently, it is. It _so_ is...
Sometimes, it hit's too close to home. Still funny, though!
Thanks for the early Christmas present!
I, for one, welcome our new poker overlords.
Mine's the one with the Poker Odds Calculator in the pocket...
Not that I'm a conspiracy theorist...
Big Auto? Big Oil?
My heart goes out to the families for their loss...
My coat? The black one, that matches my hat and sunglasses.
The perfect ending to the week. Thanks SImon!
I, for one...
...welcome our new electric two-wheeled overlords...
Mine's the one with SRP on the back...
Is this the result...
...of the modern Surveillance State?
Mine's the one with the GPS tracker inside...
I wanted to share this with my friends on Facebook, to see what they think of it...
How do they _know_ (read: prove) he did it?
Anyone with 'root' could have left 'evidence' it was this poor bastard. I'd like to see the 'proof', myself.
Mine's the bright orange one with "MCSO" across the back...
Is anyone really surprised?
- Does Apple's iOS 7 make you physically SICK? Try swallowing version 7.1
- Pics Indestructible Death Stars blow up planets with glowing KILL RAY
- Hands on Satisfy my scroll: El Reg gets claws on Windows 8.1 spring update
- Video Snowden: You can't trust SPOOKS with your DATA
- 166 days later: Space Station astronauts return to Earth