the sun has the full gory details:
yes folks, exclusive news, their headline is 'Hell in the hospitals as swine flu hits UK'.
but fear not, read down the story and you find:
'No cases of swine flu, the new human strain of a virus usually associated with pigs, have been confirmed in Britain. '
'Six people in CANADA were confirmed as having “very mild” cases of swine flu.'
yes, very mild. and:
'In NEW ZEALAND, of 19 students, 13 of them almost certainly had the virus'
yes, almost certainly.
'in ISRAEL ..Tomer Vagim is in a hospital....showing suspicious symptoms.'
oh, and worryingly:
'four more tourists were undergoing tests in FRANCE'
it's so bad that 2 people in scotland are in hospital:
'suffering “flu-like symptoms”, yes, 2.
and that businessman from Northamptonshire has now been cleared surprisingly, it's
'very good news' he said.
thank god that:
'Our authorities are gearing into action' otherwise we'd be totally fucked!