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* Posts by Jay

22 posts • joined 19 Feb 2008

Sixth British Columbia stray foot a hoax

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Re: I guess..

I'd say the shoe was on the other foot.

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Videogames feed your inner cavemen, says report

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This explains...

why I'm an achievement whore on my Xbox! Stupid genes!

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Overstock's Patrick Byrne battles New York Sith Lord

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Coat

Wait a minute...

without "The Big O", New York would be toppled. Who would visit New Yrk?

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Life a mess? The Moderatrix can help

Jay
Heart

My real question:

I've heard rumor that it is perfectly legal to engage in extra-hour activity in public in France; as long as you don't manage to ... leave anything behind on public property. Is this true?

And given the accuracy of the average couple in full swing, would falling asleep on a park bench in France make me a whore?

Mine's the one that sticks.

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The Bridgekeeper

Moderatrix,

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Yahoo! faces battle for the board

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Coat

Why should Yahoo sell to Microsoft?

The shareholders are saying: "Because Icahn"

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UK's tallest bovine soars to 6ft 6in

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RE:Deserve it

/me hands Sarah Bee a tazer to defend herself from the El Reg Pervo-bot army following her after her "cuddle" comment.

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Welsh Darth Vader dodges jail

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Undeniable proof

that Wine is rich in Midiclorians.

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US court orders online advertiser to use 'negative keywords'

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RE:"Quick, someone trademark "SHOE"

I've just trademarked my own Website named "Shoe-Boob. Computer-Gold!". Pay up, buddy.

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AMD now has 'more than allegations' against Intel

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Wow, look at the ----- in there!

This article really ------ my ------! I'll never -------------------------------------------

---------------------------- the same way again!

Yeah, I'll -------- my --------. It's the one with ------------ on its ---------------.

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Google and Yahoo! 'move closer' to ad wedlock

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Coat

I can see it now...

A yodeler atop a hillside, running for his life as the almighty Ballmer tosses chairs at him like an angry gorilla atop an unfinished building. A chair strikes him in the back of the head, and as he tips over the mountain he exlaims...

"YA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-GLE"

Just realized I could have 3 different icons here. Oh, and my jacket.

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Pentagon says sat-smash smithereen cloud almost gone

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RE:Re: Naval Ranks

Hasn't Disney taught you anything? It's clearly pronounced:

"Dehvy Joons"

Mines the Long ornate one with the hidden compartments for "booty"

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Portsmouth student peeled in potato laptop scam

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Wait a minute...

"The heist was perpetrated by two ne'er-do-wells: the salesman, described as white, British, between 40 and 50 years old and 5ft 6ins and 5ft 8ins in height, and with grey hair;"

The bastard operator hard at work? or merely an imposter? And who is this ARY? [Asian Raced Youth]

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Court must reconsider Microsoft Excel patent damages

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Gates Horns

@Greedy Bastard

So... you create a spreadsheet style program and feel it's pretty solid. You pitch the program to a HUGE business in the hopes of pocketing some sweet green. They turn you down. Fair enough, can't win them all, you patent the program yourself to sell it to someone else. THEN the huge business STEALS your patent and makes an ungodly emount of money off of this program in an office suite.

Bleed 'em dry I say.

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US gov now says Eye-o-Sauron™ border masts are crap

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The need for upgrades...

Aros when a small band of immigrant workers casted a small piece of jewelry into the pit of the grand canyon, rending it useless.

Mine's the cloak, I'm one of them rangers.

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Confidential Home Office data turns up in laptop on eBay

Jay
Joke

So...

if I jam a flash drive labelled "secret terrorist WMD locations" inside the casing of an old trash computer, and then call the police can I be considered a war hero?

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Information wants to be free... except at UK Customs

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This burns me up so bad... it's time to revolt!

Come on guys, it's time for change! Let's all get out there and (This text has been withheld because of exemptions in the Freedom of Information Act 2000)

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Airline pilot sacked for 777 Top Gun stunt

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In the famous words of an aging Rabbit...

Do a barrel roll!

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Drunken Korean attempts to cook landlady's Chihuahua

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Did he say...

Yo Qiero Taco Bell Dog?

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Miami cops trial 'hover and stare' ducted-fan Dalek

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One step closer...

to the battle of Hoth.

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Piscine killer menaces UK rivers

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Sicentists...

Are really up the creek with this one!

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NASA, UK boffins plan tunnelling Moon mole robot

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Hm...

Gbay must be getting crowded...

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