22 posts • joined 19 Feb 2008
Re: I guess..
I'd say the shoe was on the other foot.
why I'm an achievement whore on my Xbox! Stupid genes!
Wait a minute...
without "The Big O", New York would be toppled. Who would visit New Yrk?
My real question:
I've heard rumor that it is perfectly legal to engage in extra-hour activity in public in France; as long as you don't manage to ... leave anything behind on public property. Is this true?
And given the accuracy of the average couple in full swing, would falling asleep on a park bench in France make me a whore?
Mine's the one that sticks.
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Why should Yahoo sell to Microsoft?
The shareholders are saying: "Because Icahn"
/me hands Sarah Bee a tazer to defend herself from the El Reg Pervo-bot army following her after her "cuddle" comment.
that Wine is rich in Midiclorians.
RE:"Quick, someone trademark "SHOE"
I've just trademarked my own Website named "Shoe-Boob. Computer-Gold!". Pay up, buddy.
Wow, look at the ----- in there!
This article really ------ my ------! I'll never -------------------------------------------
---------------------------- the same way again!
Yeah, I'll -------- my --------. It's the one with ------------ on its ---------------.
I can see it now...
A yodeler atop a hillside, running for his life as the almighty Ballmer tosses chairs at him like an angry gorilla atop an unfinished building. A chair strikes him in the back of the head, and as he tips over the mountain he exlaims...
Just realized I could have 3 different icons here. Oh, and my jacket.
RE:Re: Naval Ranks
Hasn't Disney taught you anything? It's clearly pronounced:
Mines the Long ornate one with the hidden compartments for "booty"
Wait a minute...
"The heist was perpetrated by two ne'er-do-wells: the salesman, described as white, British, between 40 and 50 years old and 5ft 6ins and 5ft 8ins in height, and with grey hair;"
The bastard operator hard at work? or merely an imposter? And who is this ARY? [Asian Raced Youth]
So... you create a spreadsheet style program and feel it's pretty solid. You pitch the program to a HUGE business in the hopes of pocketing some sweet green. They turn you down. Fair enough, can't win them all, you patent the program yourself to sell it to someone else. THEN the huge business STEALS your patent and makes an ungodly emount of money off of this program in an office suite.
Bleed 'em dry I say.
The need for upgrades...
Aros when a small band of immigrant workers casted a small piece of jewelry into the pit of the grand canyon, rending it useless.
Mine's the cloak, I'm one of them rangers.
if I jam a flash drive labelled "secret terrorist WMD locations" inside the casing of an old trash computer, and then call the police can I be considered a war hero?
This burns me up so bad... it's time to revolt!
Come on guys, it's time for change! Let's all get out there and (This text has been withheld because of exemptions in the Freedom of Information Act 2000)
In the famous words of an aging Rabbit...
Do a barrel roll!
Did he say...
Yo Qiero Taco Bell Dog?
One step closer...
to the battle of Hoth.
Are really up the creek with this one!
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