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What We Do In The Shadows? Laugh ourselves silly, mostly

Dick Emery

I vant to suck your movie!

Looks like a riot. Will defo give this one a try.

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Samsung slams door on OLED TVs, makes QUANTUM dot LEAP

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Re: Random TV question: 'juddering' in fast pans

The problem with frame interpolation currently abused on HDTV's is that it tends to be too agressive and applied to the entire movie. Whereas what would be better would be for it to intelligently sense panning movement and only apply it then.

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Dick Emery

I wish Showscan would get used

Look at some Showscan explanations on Youtube. Basically in order to keep the 'filmic' look slow movement is displayed at 24FPS and fast action sequences at up to 120FPS using variable frame rates.

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Reg hacks see the woods or the trees In the Forest of the Night

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Doctor Who for the ADD crowd

No offense intended to those with the condition but really it seems we must be fed with less than 1 hour episodes with no cliffhangers but 'previews' of the next episode to get us to keep watching. The self contained episodes do not allow the freedom of old Who to introduce more interesting plot devices. Everything must be squeezed into one episode and everything runs at break neck pace with constant dialogue fired at you from all sides and lots of wizz bang effects.

This is not Star Wars and even that had breathing 'space'.

I find it very difficult to follow the dialogue these days too. The sound mix is horrendous with the soundtrack being very intrusive rather than complimentary. Murray Gold needs to pull back his grandiose montages and actually allow 'silence' to work it's magic. Sometimes I feel like I need to turn subtitles on!

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An 'embed' link isn't a new infringement, says EU Court of Justice

Dick Emery

Re: Confused

So what if you just embed a link to a torrent link on another site that points to copyrighted material like a movie perhaps?

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iPhone 6: The final straw for Android makers eaten alive by the data parasite?

Dick Emery

Desirability and ecosystem

iPhones adhere to the golden rule of 'desirability'. Most people are not technically minded. Most people who buy iPhones are 'herders' who see that Posh Pete has one (Keeping up with the Jones's syndrome). iThings are all about the ecosystem and saying something about who you are (be that a prat in a suit, black polo neck and skinny jeans or 'bling' and baseball cap casual wear).

iPhones are not sold on how much geek factor they have. But how much you want to be like your peers.

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A SCORCHIO fatboy SSD: Samsung SSD850 PRO 3D V-NAND

Dick Emery

Samsung 840 EVO drives suffer speed degredation.

Applies to TLC drives only at present.

http://www.overclock.net/t/1507897/samsung-840-evo-read-speed-drops-on-old-written-data-in-the-drive

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18615995

http://www.reddit.com/r/buildapc/comments/2g1jfi/seems_that_the_samsung_840_evo_is_notorious_for/t3_2g1jfi

http://www.3dnews.ru/901747

http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/214537-samsung-840-evo-ssd-performance-degradation/

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Vampires and Ninjas versus the Alien Jedi Robot Pirates: It's ON

Dick Emery

What?

I don't understand the question.

Now if you mean sexy alien vampire furry cyborg Jedi pirates I can handle that!

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Primetime precrime? Minority Report TV series 'being developed'

Dick Emery

Oh goody!

Another Sci-Fi TV show that will last one season before being cancelled.

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Cracking copyright law: How a simian selfie stunt could make a monkey out of Wikipedia

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Copyright aping nature.

It says a lot about copyright in general when a monkey has more rights than the owner of the equipment.

Looks like the simians are alive and well working at the various copyright offices of the world.

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Who needs hackers? 'Password1' opens a third of all biz doors

Dick Emery

There is a simple fix for this problem

Most password hacking relies on having a system that allows continuous retries until a password works. ALL password systems should work on the basis of an incorrect entry equaling a wait time for each retry with the wait time increasing exponentially for each incorrect entry. First inccorect entry. 30 seconds. Second 5 minutes. Third 30 minutes and so on.

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Today's Facebook fury: Coppertone-like baby pic ban baffles US mom

Dick Emery

Proof if ever there was

That those that make overreaching (overbearing?) laws don't understand the future consequences of making said laws. Laws need to be more flexible to change/adjustment when those laws come into conflict with public interests. Unfortunately it is VERY difficult to change laws once they are signed off (at least in the UK).

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Labour vows: We'll pause one-dole-to-rule-them-all for drastic fix-up if elected in 2015

Dick Emery

The system acts unfairly

My brother is currently unemployed. He is trying his hardest to find another job. He has a wife and young daughter. He rents a house.

He lost the last job he had which was on a 3 month trial basis due to 'gross' misconduct according to the welfare state and could be sanctioned for this losing his benefit. The misconduct was due to him falling asleep at the wheel of his vending machine delivery vehicle. He was expected to work from 3:30am to 4pm but often got home at 6pm because of traffic and lack of proper training so he took longer to do his rounds. As stated he was hired on a trial basis so it wasn't even a permanent job yet. It takes time to adjust to shift hours and some people are not cut out for it. Forcing people to take shift work jobs can causes serious issues including death (he could have been killed/killed someone).

My argument here and it will be if it has to go to appeal is that it was not 'willful' misconduct. It was one of health and safety. He did not wish to lose his job. He did not do it 'willfully' like punching the manager in the face etc. I see it like firing a road sweeper because he had leg cramp (granted this is not life threatening in any way).

The system is unjust and penalizes those at the very bottom of the chain with no wiggle room to argue the more complex issues surrounding why you are on benefits in the first place. Peoples lives are complex. You cannot tar everyone with the same brush.

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The Force of tax breaks brings Star Wars filming to Blighty

Dick Emery

In a politicians office far far away...

In a politicians office far far away the sounds of deep labored breathing can be heard. No it's not Darth Osborne fiddling the tax system. It's Nick Clegg writing up his next UK election exit speech.

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TrueCrypt turmoil latest: Bruce Schneier reveals what he'll use instead

Dick Emery

It's the wololf! It's the wololf!

The sky is falling!

We may never really know what happened. I think that is the scariest part.

Excuse me there's a knock at the door...

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E-cigarettes help you quit – but may not keep you alive

Dick Emery

Lovely flavours

All those delicious flavors to choose from. The cool looking tech designs. Those big clouds of vapor. The group 'chic' of it when hanging out with friends. Obviously these are desirable by youths. Obviously they are gateway to other nasty stuff.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Oh they already have and of course this will be one way they will use to crack down on it, ban it and/or tax it to death.

It's not about the money oh no...

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JJ Abrams and Star Wars: I've got a bad feeling about this

Dick Emery

If only it had been Nolan

What the movies lack is grit, forgetting about the science behind the gadgets, a good sense of humor and characters (actors) that are charismatic and likeable. The last episodes were full of CGI, stiff as board acting/characters, too much pseudo science bullshit and the humor was shoe horned in by way of stupid aliens and robots.

A lot of the gung-ho from the originals was lost. It's not a sci-fi movie. It's a cheesy cowboys and indians movie that just so happens to be set in a sci-fi universe. A universe where we do not need to worry about things like gravity or the vacuum of space (sound). It's more about the storytelling and empathizing with the characters than sweating the small details. These things set the overall tone of a movie and allow us to decide whether it's enjoyable or not.

I can never forgive Lucas for reducing the force to something detectable in the bloodstream. It's like telling you father Christmas and the tooth fairy don't exist when you are aged 5.

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WTF is NET NEUTRALITY, anyway? And how can we make everything better?

Dick Emery

Flufflepuff!

I just came to post that I only clicked on this article because of Flufflepuff!

But on net neutrality. In the end we all have to pay for something somewhere up the pipeline and if advertising does not cut it then something (someone) else has to give in order to support it. Just because you pay your ISP a fee each month for access does not mean everything else on the net should be provided for free.

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Look behind you, 'declining' sub-$5bn iPod. The iWatch has come... to EAT YOU

Dick Emery

iWatch Pron

With the iWatch Pron you no longer need to charge your 'i' device as it works on friction.

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Teen girl arrested with 70-year-old man's four inch weapon inside her

Dick Emery

Shooting blanks?

This is a stick up and it's stuck up here!

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DeSENSORtised: Why the 'Internet of Things' will FAIL without IPv6

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Re: Names. Names. NAMES!

I've just had an idea. People keep going on about how complicated IPv6 is when setting up. Mostly for internal networks I may add. I think the answer is that the devices need to have their own DNS translation system inbuilt. Instead of you having to enter a specific IPv6 address you just enter a unique name and let the device translate that into a unique (out of the gazillion possible addresses) IPv6 identifier. So for instance HTCM8.ABC.123. Dealing with all this numbering network nonsense should have been done away with ages ago. We only need a unique identifier for each device and the hardware should automatically translate it to the required address without any collision without even a network guru having to touch it.

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Re: Names. Names. NAMES!

I meant to add that it's not the lack of number address that is the problem. It's the lack of EASY TO REMEMBER names that is at issue here. It's kinda like when you sign up on a big forum or social network and find that the username you want to use has been used by untold other. Tom1234 instead of plain Tom for example.

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Dick Emery

Names. Names. NAMES!

I can understand it for devices that wish to auto connect to other stuff whereby you don't need to know what their address is. But say you want to access your home energy system remotely. Entering a series of digits, letters, colons and wotnot does not really inspire much confidence now does it? You want a simple DNS system to connect over IPv6 don't you? Ah! But a helluva lot of names are already taken in the existing DNS system. All the easy to remember ones at any rate. You want to access Toms.Home.Energy? Tough 1,000 others already have variations of that including jumbled digits for letters and capitalizations. The only other way would be to have your own unique domain (tomshome.co.uk) and uses sub domains I guess.

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True optical zoom coming to HTC smartphone cameras

Dick Emery

My HTC One sucks

I have a HTC One M7 and sure it was a poor choice of phone when it comes to photos (not bad in low light but terrible at everything else) but then again I carry a Canon S90 around for any photo opportunities. For everything else I use a 70D (Previously a 450D) if I know I going someplace interesting. I have seen very few shots from a smartphone camera that are 'good enough' yet. There are some examples on display on the net of course. But not to be found on most social sites. There is more to photography though than merely pointing a lens at your mates in the pub or your furry friend (pets included). Light, composition, subject matter etc. Everyone can be a photographer but not everyone has an eye for something you want to look at more than once.

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Beat it, freetards! Dyn to shut down no-cost dynamic DNS next month

Dick Emery

Oh well.

Luckily my old Dlink router has a free service for one domain. I've just registered and will use that from now on. dyndns was good while it lasted though.

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Bendy or barmy: Why your next TV will be curved

Dick Emery

Meh!

Call me again when they (the TV and media player) can playback The Hobbit in it's native 48FPS. I look forward to higher dynamic range. Higher frame rates (120FPS support would be nice). Refresh rates above 120Hz. Infinite black levels. No motion judder or blur. No clouding or halos. High contrast. Doesn't lose it's brightness after a year or two's usage or pixels going bad. Doesn't have color uniformity issues. Motion interpolation that doesn't have nasty artefacts. Doesn't have image burn or retention issues. Doesn't have a PSU or caps that buzz or need a fan that makes a noise after a few months use. I am not even interested in all the so called 'Smart' TV crap.

4K without much in the way of content isn't much use either although I agree it does look nice when you get it. Besides 4K isn't even true 4K which is why we get the UHD moniker.

Until then you can stick your curvy TV's up your curvy bottom hole!

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Dutch doctors replace woman's skull with 3D-printed plastic copy

Dick Emery

A bright idea.

Just don't stand next to bright lights. That was just off the top of my head.

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Facebook Oculus VR buyout: IT WANTS your EYEBALLS

Dick Emery

Muh data!

I'd rather trust the NSA with the aquisition.

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ISPs CAN be ordered to police pirates by blocking sites, says ECJ

Dick Emery

Where there is a demand..

Like this has ever worked in the past.

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Pop music, tech bubble... what could go wrong? Spotify said to be closer to IPO

Dick Emery

Spotty fy more like

They are somewhat spotty on their international music rights. I still cannot listen to most of what Asia has to offer. World music seems to be a bit lacking. Until I can listen to the latest Yui Horie track they can take a run and jump of a short plank.

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Panasonic slaps Freetime EPG on 2014 smart tellies

Dick Emery

All I want...

...is a 4K OLED

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Harvard student thrown off 14,000-core super ... for mining Dogecoin

Dick Emery

Re: Exploiting National Resources for Fun and Profit

I read a news item a few weeks back about some guy who was using uni resources to mine crypto currency. He obviously was interviewed anonymously but I wonder if it could be the same person. Perhaps Harvard saw the news item and decided to dig around in their systems to make sure it wasn't them being exploited and caught him. It may just be coincidence though.

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Fine, you can mock us: NSA spies back down in T-shirt ridicule brouhaha

Dick Emery

GCHQ

GCHQ. We hear you. We just don't care.

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Steelie Neelie 'shocked' that EU tourists turn mobes off when abroad

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Something else you should know

If you are on Three network and have a block on 08 numbers (why is this still not been sorted yet I thought they was going to banish call charges on 0800 at least?) in some cases you still get charged. Or rather the call will be allowed through. If you are in credit or a credit is due to be paid back to you for the following month you will get charged if you make a call to an 08 number. I think the saem applies to international numbers too.

I rang a number in France last month and even though the phone never picked up I still got charged for it (£1 something). So international calls still get charged even if they do not pickup.

The entire system is a mess and it's about time roaming charges were scrapped altogether. Imagine if Captain Kirk had switch off his communicator every time he visited Ursa Minor for fear of some huge intergalactic phone bill.

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Silk Road admins: Sorry for the hack, we're sorting out refunds

Dick Emery

Re: Isn't Bitcoin itself ...

Crypto currency is a gamble (albeit an educated one) like any other. It's like investing in things at the stock exchange. You may never get rich working your 9-5 job. But if you invest in crypto currency and are good at working the system a lot of money can be made from it (or lost obviously).

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Official: British music punter still loves plastic

Dick Emery

You can only hear the difference if you have something to refer it against. In other words you would need the studio master to know whether a piece of spinning plastic is authentic to the original or not. That and a decent hi-fi and 'good' hearing.

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Fandroids get their very own PERVY SMUT browser

Dick Emery

Re: Blatant sexism at El Reg

Surely it should be called Fappy Birds?

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Cameron: UK public is fine with domestic spying

Dick Emery

I'm alright Jack

The problem has ALWAYS been an attitude of 'I'm alright Jack' with the voting public. Until an issue directly affects them then they will continue to vote for the status quo (not the old rock group variety). As soon as it affects them in the pocket they stand up and take notice. Also. Nobody cares about privacy when their entire life story is on social media sites. Until it comes and bites them on the arse when they're looking for a new job of course.

It's the great British apathy. We're too busy doing too many other things to worry about politics. I personally believe that voting should be compulsory. At least we would get a 'real' idea of what the public think that way.

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UK internet filtering shouldn't rely on knee tappers, says Tory MP

Dick Emery

Ahem!

"Perry accepted there were limits to what the government could achieve through legislation. “We can’t force people (i.e. parents) to turn filters on.”"

But you have. It's opt out, not opt in.

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Tech giants CAN disclose US spooks' data demands - but with heavy restrictions

Dick Emery

Hurr

The NSA and GCHQ etc don't need to request from Apple because....wait for it....

...there's an app for that!

Badum tsh! Thank you very much.

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Do you wear specs? Google Glass offers YOU amazing live HD video

Dick Emery

Complete shite

I have an issue where I can't see close things with my glasses on and can only see distant things. I can get bifocals but I didn't want to have to keep tilting my head up and down between blurry and non-blurry vision. The top of the glasses would be the distant vision so where this sits it at the top would not work for me. Also why can't these just be attached to regular glasses? Why the fuck do I have to buy a new pair of glasses? It's can't be hard to make a version that just clips to the side of regular glasses after all.

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Facebook will LOSE 80% of its users by 2017 – epidemiological study

Dick Emery

Re: join the club...

It's because the cursor automatically defaults to the Google page search box instead of the URL. I blame the browsers for allowing it to steal focus at startup.

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Alcatel-Lucent and BT unveil super fat pipe, splurt out 1.4Tb per second across London

Dick Emery

Forget the local loop

I could do with the French peer my ISP is currently routing through sorting out their damned router! Proxad.net's routing to a site I stream to has been b0rked for at least two weeks now with massive packet loss in the evenings. What are those French doing I wonder. Hogging the bandwidth with Grand Freres(sp)?

But my ISP tells me it is out of their control. :(

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Google Glass driver told she CAN wear techno-specs while on the road

Dick Emery

People who wear glasses

Someone up above said that the bar on these things could obstruct vision. So can the bar on any spectacles if you have a penchant for fashion (some specs have large sides). Anyhow. All Google has to do is ad an app that detects idiot pedestrians, that you are driving too close to the car in front, a speedo that alerts you when you are going over the limit etc and they will become a required addition to driving that is set in law.

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Now we're cookin' on gas: Google crafts sugar-alert contact lens for diabetics

Dick Emery

Now if they could only build

An 8K HD 3D display into them.

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Cybercrooks slide fingers into TELLIES+FRIDGES, spam splurge ensues

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And so it begins

The first thing I thought of when they announced a few years back how we would have all these 'smart' devices connected to the net was 'I bet someone figures out how to turn them into zombie spambots or worse'. I must not have been the only one to think this was a dumb idea in the first place. You don't really need your fridge connected to the internet ordering milk you lazy sods out there with too much money and too little sense to operate one.

Now look at what's happening. It will be a nightmare to try and sort this crap out in years to come. I say we scrap the internet and start again. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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SAY MY NAME, ALIEN SCUM. NASA to send 'you' into SPAAACE...

Dick Emery
Alien

The greys are coming

They now have a list of who is naughty and who is nice. Don't feel butthurt about it though.

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Target hackers: Woohoo, we're rich! Um. Guys? Anyone know how to break bank encryption?

Dick Emery

POS

Err. I don't think it means what you think it means.

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Didn't get a Nook for Xmas? That's OK, hardly anyone else did, either

Dick Emery

Advised my father to get a Nook HD

No regrets yet. It's small and light enough to hold for long periods. It has a great display. Latest firmware gives you the Play store. It has a rubberised casing as he often falls asleep in the chari/bed and drops it to the ground so it survives those knocks easily. Runs rather speadily too for what it does. Oh and it was cheap!

But again it's all about marketing so Amazon steals all the glory.

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ANYONE on Google+ can now email you, with or without your Gmail addy

Dick Emery

I just deleted my G+ account

I feel so much better now.

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