* Posts by Andrew Baines

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EC drops Microsoft browser probe

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12?

A choice of 12 browsers? Surely not?

Paris cos she likes a choice.

iPhone upgrades - a one-way control-freak street

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And the story is?

Everyone knows that Apple are control freaks who don't view you as owning their device. If you don't like it, don't buy.

I'm sticking to my Windows Mobile 6.1, warts and all.

Symbian aims to baffle embrace community

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Without Nokia....

Symbian only has numbers because of the high-end Nokia phones. I'd bet most of those just get used as phones with a bit of email.

Last Symbian I had was too slow, the Exchange support poor. Now a happy Windows Mobile user (yes, I'm the one!).

Nissan ponders Pré-like cordless charging for e-cars

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But surely

Have the motor drive the front wheels.

Then have a generator on the rear wheels to recharge the battery as you drive.

Eternal free motoring.

Police headcams burst into flames

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Been a problem for a long time

Am I the only one old enough to remember using a milk tetra pak to keep a ZX80 cool enough?

Is your cameraphone an oxymoron?

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Not what a camera phone is for

Camera phones are for two things:

1) Taking pictures of your car after an accident

2) Taking pictures of your arse to save wear and tear on a photocopier

O2 XDA Guide satnav phone

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Does it work as a phone though?

I have an 02 XD Orbit 2. Love it as a pocket computer, but as a phone, it sucks. The soft keys are too small to enter a number reliably (I have big fingers), so I have to use the stylus just to call.

As for Copilot - it keeps wanting me to leave the motorway, go round a roundabout, then back on at the same junction. It struggles with turn left vs bear left.

I thought about an iPhone, but needed to use a phone as a modem, and to connect properly to Exchange for email without using IMAP (don't want to rely upon data connection just to read email). So for now, I'll stick with the XDA, but look carefully when my next upgrade is due.

BT job cuts start to bite ahead of March deadline

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Who does the work

So, if they get rid of the contractors, who'll do all the work . The rest of BT are too busy having internal meetings and diversity trainig.

PC World cuts off Capita call centre contract

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Good news for Capita

DSG going tits up soon - this saves Caputa the redundancy costs,

Straw bends on Coroners & Justice data-sharing proposals

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In the right direction

My wife had her tax record edited to some random address. No idea who did it, or how. Imagine if this data sharing had been in place - all her govt records would now be changed.

We need poor data sharing in govt just to stop them messing it up before we notice.

Microsoft woos open sourcers with Visual Studio 2010

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Java IDE next?

I like C#, I like Java, I like VS 2005/8.

But Netbean et al? No thanks. Java is fine server side, but client side sucks. I can type faster than Netbeans IDE does intellisense.

Someone let me develope Java in Visual Studio, deploying to Tomcat - I'll be happy.

Amazon: Kindle 2 to sell internationally

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Not until they're in colour

My wife reads a couple of books per week, but she'd never think of buying one of these - too easy to break, and too expensive.

However, she has to carry a couple of hefty text books around with her. Lots of essential colour pictures. She'd pay a lot if they would just release a colour ebook thingy.

Business Intelligence for the masses

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Transcript?

How about providing a transcript. Then we can just skim through it without all the pain of watching.

Employees sue for unpaid Windows Vista overtime

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Added Productivity

The old BBC Micro is the way to go - flip the switch, 2 tone sound and you're up and running. Not sure about network connectivity though :(

Geode - the Firefox add-on that knows where you are

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Why is this new?

If I'm using the web remotely, chances are it's on my phone. That already knows where I am - fire up google maps, off you go.

I can only see benefits for advertisments - main site asks for your location, passes it along to all those little adverts. No thanks.

Why blade servers still don't cut it, and how they might

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One socket to rule them all:

Back in the days of the 486, we had multiple vendors using the same socket. Then, they saw competitive advantage to locking users in.

Google remodels top secret money machine

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Suspended my account

The price just kept going up and up. I started off with 20p per click. Fine, few clicks per month. Then my ads were no longer served as my site's 'quality' isn't high enough. Google now want £2.50 per click. No thanks.

I have another search query on my name. Helps me avoid clashes with some Australian artist. Searching returns just 2 adverts - neither relevant, but my minimum bid still isn't good enough for Google.

So my choices for advertising are:

1) Google - too expensive and my ads don't appear much

2) Microsoft Live - nobody uses it

3) Yahoo - nobody in business uses it. Only useful for targetting low cost stuff to consumers.

Ah well.

Paris because she'll accept any bid.

Microsoft bags European price comparison sites

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Ciao visitors

I visit them maybe 5 times a month. All by accident because I'm not careful enough to avoid their results in Google. Quick backspace and I'm back to the other search results.

How many other visitors use them like this?

Paris, because she's never unwanted.

Watchdog hits 070 swindlers with big fine

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Why not

Just allow me to block all premium rate numbers from my BT line WITHOUT a monthly charge. Problem solved.

Paris, because I'm sure she's been on a premium rate number.

Sun spreads more VirtualBox love

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Java

They'll rewrite it in Java - runs anywhere, but soooo slooowly

Amazon Kindle set to go massive

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Good for reference works

My wife has to carry 3 huge reference books with her from patient to patient. She'd love one of these, but not until they have hi-res colour photos.

And, I suppose the reference books won't be available for ages. And, she'd like the paper copy too for reference at home.

Can't help but think that a small laptop would be better and probably cheaper.

As for reading novels like, this - forget it!

Screwgle™ - Google's new ad revenue model

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Cuil's not

Results are even less relevant than those from Microsoft's dreadful search engine.

love it or loathe it, Google still returns the best search results. If you don't like the ads, just use Firefox and turn them off.

For the record, I recently stopped my google ad account - as a small business, I have to pay more for a good position in the 'auction' than my larger competitors. My minimum bid to be displayed rose from 20p to over £2.

Sun unfolds 1TB of tape

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And the question we all want answered

Just how long is the tape in one of these?

Google's Street View spycar clocked in London

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Nothing for me to worry about

The google maps showing my house are at least 5 years old, so should he safe for a while.

AVG disguises fake traffic as IE6

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My AVG license runs out in January

and then I'll be looking elsewhere. Disabling stuff in AVG is painful, I didn't pay for a link scanner and I'm more than happy with McAfee Site advisor - I barley notice it until it blocks something.

I've been a paying customer of AVG for 7 years, but no more. I just want a simple AV, not all this other rubbish. Why is every anti-virus house determined to bundle umpteen bits of unwanted security stuff in each new release?

Kremlin pushes Cyrillic alphabet net

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What about China

Far more people, let's have mandarin domain names too.

Microsoft kicks out third Windows XP service pack

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It's a Service Pack, not a feature pack

Why are so many people expecting something new and shiny - a Service Pack is meant to be a roll up of all the patches. SP2 was an exception.

When MS kept adding new stuff via service packs, people complained, now they don't people still complain.

XP is a good, stable operating system. You can add security yourself. I tried Vista, went back to XP. Let's not try and turn XP into Vista - it works as it is.

Open AJAX frameworks not fit for 'power users'

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Accessibility

>>> With an Ajax site you can force it to change the colour scheme (e.g. high contrast) or increase the text size

So how does that help with a screen reader, or where a user needs to use TAB to move through the sections on a page as their vision is too poor to use a mouse.

As long as some developers think big bright text is all that is needed, we'll get inaccessible sites.

Inside the Windows 2008 stack experience

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CV filling

Windows 2003 is common now, SQL 2005 less so as most are still on SQL2000.

The only reason to have a production system on the 2008 bleeding edge is to puff out your CV.

It's really not in the business' interests. Go and lie down in a dark room for a couple of years.

Microsoft readies Hal 9000

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Could be useful

If all they want to do is test the UI of software - much easier than all those questionnaires and cameras watching users.

As with all this stuff, depends upon what you use it for.

Will Darling's data giveaway kill off ID cards?

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NHS Database

That'll be next.

Panic in smartphoneland

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Google Earth

It's great - I can a hi-def image of what my house looked like 5 years ago.

Geeks and Nerds caught on film lacking geeky nerdiness

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Pay peanut

Get monkeys

If people valued IT repair as highly as they valued plumbers, they'd get a better repair service.

Next generation business intelligence

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This old chestnut

These things keep coming round and round again. I worked for a BI vendor in the late 90s, we used this sort of stuff in our sales literature.

It's not untrue, just not new.

I bet they included a big triangle in the presentation with power users at the top, and 'Information Consumers' (or similar) at the base.

Drunken German joyrider totals 300 chickens

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1000 Chickens in a shed

That's actually very low. The poultry sheds you see in the UK contain 20-25,000 hens.

If they leave a window open, it counts as free range.

Tories aim to ditch data protection laws

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It's just John Redwood - calm down

They've let John Redwood out of his box. Everyone knows he's a nutter. This is just to keep the Daily Mail happy for a couple of days, then Cameron can carry on as before.

Time Mr Redwood fell under a bus, methinks.

'Ads-funded' Microsoft Works pilot barges onto your PC this year

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It's already in MS Money

I paid (!) for MS Money to find it's full of ads. Every time I check share news, there's some annoying advert in the corner.

Solution: An advert blocker. It blocks all the images in IE. Means I have to use FireFox (a good thing!), no more adverts.

The Beeb cuts off premium rate phone-in lines

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Love that quote!

I love the quote:

"If broadcasters want audiences to go on spending millions calling in, they need to show they take consumer protection as seriously as programme content."

"...As seriously as programme content" - after last week's programme on the Queen, let's hope they don't take that literally!

Microsoft re-assures partners on Vista compatibility

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Tried for 6 months, then gave up

I gave Vista 6 months on my main PC. Gave up a couple of weeks back - not due to incompatibility, purely down to performance. 4GB RAM and a decent processor, so no problems there. Just so slow to do file management. Every time I accessed a large file, the whole thing froze up.

I'd turned all the pretty stuff off, especially the sidebar. but still slow.

I liked the new 'People near me' for sharing desktop easily, The calendar popup on the clock is nice too. Not really compelling applications though!

Microsoft tells Ultimate Extras fans to 'hang on'

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Just gave up on Vista

Worked full time with Vista for 6 months, finally gave up due to its problems with large files. To start outlook with 150MB pst took 2-3 minutes. Launching a VM in VMWare locked the whole PC up for 5 minutes before it even started to resume. Every time I received an email, everything froze for 30 seconds.

Back on XP64bit now - everything is so much faster.

Miss the Poker game though ;)

Joost on brink of adding commercial breaks

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Tell me when to reinstall

No content worth watching, and it's yet another peer to peer app that disguises what it's doing to your bandwidth.

Wake me up when they have some decent content.

Adobe takes UK price hikes to new level with CS3

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It's easy to buy US - just lie!

When I came to buy Photoshop recently, I had a problem with my adobe account - for some reason it's registered in the US. It appears impossible to change, so I had to give my UK address, but with a US ZIP and state. I chose Alabama and pinched someone else's ZIP. It complained, but worked.

All worked fine. In addition to saving a few pounds, I also get access to some training videos that are for US only.

If adobe is insisting you're in the UK, there are plenty of open proxies out there.

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