24 posts • joined 18 Feb 2008
Too many palms, not enough faces
I loved the html comment in the page source. This is a company that just *know* security.
Anything unusual in the composition analysis? 23% unknown for instance? Was there a glowing green tinge to the fragment.
Oh well. Wait for the next one.
Set Phasers to 8mm
A lot of people dismiss Star Trek - The Motion Picture as an average Sci-Fi Flick - turns out it was a documentary.
Which way do we point the dish?
NASA in "Whoops, we didn't see that large rock hurtling towards us" isolated incident.
I remember spending hours typing basic programs into my spectrum - just to see them fail horribly. Then one day I discovered the colon key - and realised it reset the cursor back to "K", allowing you to enter multiple commands on a single line. Hey ho.
Blatant cymbal crash gag
BOTANY BAY?!!? Not the Botany Bay!!!
Slightly Irritated from Tunbridge Wells
Low Signal to Noise ratio thread my backside.
"Full leaked OS direct from Blackberry".
Is it the full OS?
Will it break my phone?
Will it work with security restrictions?
Asteroid heading towards earth - "Don't worry folks, we've had it on the radar for months. Nothing to see here. We're definitely not incompetent."
Asteroid passes the earth - (Hang on there's the opportunity for some funding here). "Yeah, Earth's detection systems are woefully inadequate - we need lots of more cash now. Before you spend it all on healthcare."
(flaring lights reflecting off the camera).
"The Millenium Falcon's being dragged into a black hole."
"Ah... this sounds like an excellent opportunity to change our entire universe."
The Government have said they will sell their holding in RBS when the stock price reaches a certain level. What if someone decided they didn't like that idea? This little incident will put that sale in doubt.
After the last mainframe blow out - one would have thought the place would have been running a bit better - I take it other banks aren't experiencing similar outages?
Hopefully, this will encourage hardware manufacturers to sharpen up on their backup disks. I had a problem with my Blu Ray software, and after numerous rather detailed queries to the company, was given the lazy brushoff with it should work fine if you reinstall the OEM software. My laptop manufacturer provided a DVD ROM, but the autosetup only offered the option to reinstall windows!
I think they'll want to separate the software packages in future to limit their liability.
More Father Ted
The Virus was only resting on my hard drive.
I have to say I have had my doubts of thee of late, Ms Stob, but this is a return to form.
Read the Question all the way through before answering.....
When I read the headline first, I assumed the register was doing an expose on (the real) LOHAN.
Infamy, they've all got it infamy
The timing of the reporting of this is somewhat suspicious, given the other story about algae changing in the arctic. Have the greenies given up trying to predict earth scorching temperatures and moved on to a new plan of action?
Re: Damn these deadly dominos!
I always felt a bit jaded watching them on Record Breakers. An entire ecosystem destroyed in 5 minutes.
My aching bones
I never thought Return to Castle Wolfenstein would make it to the retro archive - Wolfenstein in 3D was supposed to be the golden oldie! Feeling very old....
Hours of fun - especially the enemy territory mod - until the cheaters started clearing the beach level with rocket jumps.
My only complaint was the overheating guns... usually malfunctioninh at a point where the scene in front of you needed serious lead injection lest the consequences were not particularly pretty.
Re: Still to expensive...
Elements is cynically aimed at the home users market - which just enough functionality to satisfy the casual hobbyists manage their photo collection - and at the price it's still not cheap.
Most major software development companies now offer free basic editions or reasonable monthly subscription rates for on demand. Even with the exchange rate - the Adobe collection is not cheap.
I like the way this guy thinks.
There aren't many films on that list where I thought "My God, I've just wasted 2 hours of my life."
Mind you, during Avatar - I walked out of the cinema because I deemed a low priority task to be more important that watching the end.
There's another category film - when a friend mentions it to you and you completely draw a blank. You're sitting watching it on telly and only at a point approximately 45 minutes in, the entire plotline dawns on you and you realise you've watched it at least 5 times. US Marshals/Double Jeopardy (or was it idemnity - the one with Tommy Lee Jones), anyone?
Exactly what I was about to post......
Title says it all really. Here I am turning on the television, expecting to see the Undertaker take down Stone Cold Steve Austin and then there's a bunch of Pandas on the screen. And now it's not even just Pandas any more.
When are they going to find time to toodle off to Africa to prevent nasty poachers from shooting elephants if they're too busy criticising me for how much water I'm putting in my kettle?
Every business is required to fill out a business plan, and these plans have a tendency to focus on specifics.
This paragraph would suggest otherwise:
"However, as the organization grew over the 70s and into the 80s, WWF began to expand its work to conserve the environment as a whole (reflecting the interdependence of all living things), rather than focusing on selected species in isolation. So, although we continued to use our well-known initials, during the 80s our legal name became "WWF-World Wide Fund For Nature" (formerly World Wildlife Fund - except in North America where the old name was retained)."
In other words, we're taking a leaf out of BBC's book. We've realised the global marketing sledgehammer called "Global Warming" is a bandwagon too sweet to miss, and we've got to be on board. Conserving endangered animals does not tick those boxes, so our corporate message must be as fuzzy and vague as possible. We can tick more boxes that way when the funding application forms arrive.
Credibility? - Overrated in this day and age. The real question people should be asking is where the heck is the authority who should be ripping the IPCC to pieces round about now. Someone's head should be on a pole, if credibility and science are the name of the game.
.... and breathe. No, it's ok Nurse, I don't need my medication.
Viva la Revolucion
T-SQL has been the bane of my life. After spending years perfecting skills in functional languages, learning database dos turned my hair grey,
You have one SQL Server. You need to talk to another SQL Server. Let's play a game of match up the 25,000 single quotes and consult the Oracle (no pun intended) whether the engine's going to try and pull back 8 million records before carrying out the where clause.
Surely the time has come when we can eliminate the need to communicate with database servers through single terminated lines of pseudo english.
- Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?
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