19 posts • joined Monday 18th February 2008 14:51 GMT
While the Meeja(tm) continue to push this out as an apolcalyptic SWINE FLU MURDER DEATH KILL scenario, fear and panic (and unit sales) will increase.
Let's re-brand it the 'Wiggy-sniffles' - see how much interest that generates...
Mine's the one with the Tamiflu blister-pack in the pocket.
You spend all that time reaching settlement over proper ElReg units and then fall at the first!
Two Grapefruits o' Best and a Funbag of dry white will continue to be the regular Friday lunchtime order round here thank you!
SOP Change Required.
Can I suggest that whatever was in that pipette, she'd best do that work in a fume cabinet next time!
Just what were they thinking when they commissioned this?
If the answer to our energy woes lay in floating, black rubber 'Anaconda's', the UK canal network would have replaces the National Grid by now!
Mines the one with the 'ribbed tickler' in the pocket...
So does this mean that all names with even the feintest whiff of innuendo will be filtered from now?
What of the many 'Blackwoods', 'Hiscocks', 'Slowcums' 'Bellheads' and 'Longhorns' of this world (to name but a few)?
It'll only end in tears!
"Are we to see Random Drugs Testing of MPs next..."
Yes, as long as we all get to vote on which random drug they have to test on any given week!!
(No THAT'S pay tv right there! :-D).
Hollywad's Ever Decreasing Circles...
Groan, yet *another* hollywood remake of a true drama classic.
Actually I can just see a vamped Susan Sarandon playing the maniacal Darius Jedburgh as she threatans a room full of innocent guests with two handfuls of fissile plutonium...
oh...hang on...wasn't that the end of Enchanted?
Ok, I'm confused now, so was it Amy Adams or Bob Peck who played Ron Craven? And who's Mel Gibson anyway I do so lose track of these hollywood remakes...mumble..mumble..(shuffles off stage left...)...that's right the dressing gown please...no the other pills...
Ban on Buns Next???
(Northern) Rock breaking
No Drugs, No Sex, No Rock...
This is government by cheezy lyrics isn't it?
Oi Graudon, grow up! You're not a bullied little teenager any more.
Just 'cos the Russ T gave the cybermen a makeover they get a lookin. But we're dropped again for the 'serious' work.
My Dalek 'burpy-metal-fish-voice' would have been perfect for Shakespear too.
FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME! EXEUNTINATE!
Definately not a Dalek! And someone put some clothes on her for goodness sake!
"...an "exo-atmospheric kill vehicle" lofted by a triple-stage Standard rocket..."
So does anyone actually know how much hydrazine fuel will be falling back to Earth from the stages of the SM3 that's being used to shoot down a dangerous satellite full of hydrazine fuel?
Or do we need another rocket for those?
Ha - you've all missed the point...
Look at the positioning, trajectory, hardware. This is all a cover story cunningly engineered to capture attention away from the true objective: the final and long awaited removal of that pesky Canada and the creation of the New North American Sea!!!! Mwwwwaaahahahahahaahahahah!!
Mine's the dressing gown with the pills in the pocket...
Oh come on!
Is it me or are certain governments' statements now firmly crossing the line from 'heavy spin' do downright insulting? It's demonstrably absurd, as shown in this article and others, that the US military are not doing this for altruistic reasons so why insult our collective intelligence? I'd rather they didn't talk at all if that's what they're reduced to.
Can't stand to lose it, don't put it up there without a backup plan.
Paris 'cos this smells decidedly fishy!
Re: Terrorism just got easier
No, easier than that. New budget terrorist kit:
1 x packet of Post-Its
1 x biro
Instructions for use:
1) Write suspicious comment on Post-It
2) Stick to backs/fronts/sides of random passing people
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