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Fujitsu CTO: We'll be 3D-printing tech execs in 15 years

FlatSpot

Re: Cars...

Yep agree, the cars should have detected each other and if not just drop to survival mode ie. airbags, pretension seatbelts, phone for assistance etc and allow the collision as its unlikely to be serious on a mountain road unless its somehow a motorway up there

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Blackpool hotel 'fines' couple £100 for crap TripAdvisor review

FlatSpot

Re: Simples...

Correct they setup a retainer for incidentals, e.g you empty the mini bar but claim you had nothing on checkout, they can hold this against your card for weeks. I think for up to 6 weeks but can't be sure why I think that, could have been a conversation with a receptionist..

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THERE it is! Philae comet lander FOUND in EXISTING Rosetta PICS

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WTF?

WTF

Why have a picture from days ago when ESA have released this today;

http://blogs.esa.int/rosetta/2014/11/17/osiris-spots-Philae-drifting-across-the-comet/

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Are MPs smarter than 5-year-olds? We'll soon find out at coding school – Berners-Lee

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Trollface

MP Coding

require_once 'little_people.php';

require_once 'us.php';

do {

$tax = $high_tax + $more_tax;

} while ($little_guy = 'Working');

if ($election_year = $current_year && $little_guy = 'unemployed') {

$little_guy = $free_money + $election_sweetner;

}

if ($service = 'NHS' || $service = 'PUBLIC' {

$VOTE_TTIP = 'YES;

array_push($outsource, $service);

$likely_position_on_the_board++;

}

while ($monthly_expenses < $little_guy_wages) {

$check_sofa_for_more_receipts++;

$expenses = $expenses + $check_sofa_for_more_receipts;

}

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Sky: We're no longer calling ourselves British. Yep. And Broadcasting can do one, too

FlatSpot
Pirate

Re: So does this mean

Seriously you think approx £240 a year is good value for entertainment? I wouldnt pay that unless it danced around a pole on my birthday.

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FlatSpot

I thought the "who is missing" is the staff ?

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Is your kid ADDICTED to web porn? Twitter? Hint: Don't blame the internet

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Re: "I also don't see any involvement of the internet"

In the case of Rotherham I think it would be more helpful if the doors were locked at night.

I was watching one of those Police programs the other day and the Police were picking up young girls who had walked out of their care home, they take them back (but cant actually force them to return) and the girls just walk back out the door again anyway, the girls were 15-16.

Its this stupidity that kids know best and its evil to actually enforce anything on them that is the main problem. They should be "locked in" until 18, end of..... rather than Service Stations for Peds.

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NHS: Go digital or you won't get paid, warns Kelsey

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Trollface

Re: If they can't

Sounds like a Daily Mail rant... If people can do stuff online, saves me time and provides more time for receptionists to eat cake without being disturbed, a win/win.

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BOUNCY BOUNCY: Comet probot Philae landed TWICE

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Facepalm

Newsnight seemed more obsessed with a scientists tattoo much too his disgust

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Philae heads for comet, reports back to mothercraft Rosetta

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Facepalm

Re: The videocast is terrible.

It's science not XFactor we don't need some mic jokey telling us the same thing over and over again, playing for time.

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My HOUSE used to be a PUB: How to save the UK high street

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Flame

Re: With you on this

Interesting point, however on the flip side I'm currently dealing with a council regarding a persistent and high level of traffic collisions on a single 30m stretch of road. (Using DfT numbers over £300k worth of cost so far, police, damage, ambulances etc)

You would think it would be pretty easy to resolve but nope, they turned up with a gaggle of 4x "managers", probably in the region of £100k a year in wages alone, one who looked after kerbstones, one who looked after minor rated accidents and another who looked after serious rated accidents and some other hanger-on who fancied a day out as the weather was good.

They claimed there was no money, and couldn't care less anyway as its not their concern the levels of collisions regardless of the damage to the surrounding area, plus as most road works are contracted out they couldn't do much anyway. Still waiting 12mths later for a couple of bloody signs.

There is a tremendous amount of dead wood in councils, you don't need a 1-2-1 match of managers to do-ers and having worked in councils before, about 20% of the staff do 80% of the work. If they have worked there for several years then they have normally carved out a nice little number involving doing little except eating cake and drinking tea.

Privatise the lot of them and have performance related pay, measured on reducing the number of accidents in their area.

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Amazon bags control of .book and .pay domains – but NOT .cloud

FlatSpot
Paris Hilton

Re: Top level fraud

Doesn't it depend if they are trying to pass off (passing off) as your business in which case its bad and you can sue, otherwise you cant.

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DODGY THRUSTER won't stop PHILAE hurtling toward COMET SHOWDOWN

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Headmaster

Well Deep Impact more like punched a comet, rather than touched one...

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Consumer group SLAMS NASA for letting Google rent $1bn 'playground'

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Trollface

free roam of the Kennedy centre.

Watch out for the gators...

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'Tech giants who encrypt comms are unwittingly aiding terrorists', claims ex-Home Sec Blunkett

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Re: Nothing to fear

The Power of Nightmares...

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This 125mph train is fitted with LASERS. Sadly no sharks, though

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Solar panels on the roof and a windmill each end?

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Doctor Who trashing the TARDIS, Clara alone, useless UNIT – Death in Heaven

FlatSpot
IT Angle

Re: Osgood and Missy are not entirely "dead"

I don't think she was there in the first place, but a hard-light hologram, hence she could slip out of the handcuffs. It would be bonkers to kill off her character so quickly after establishing it.

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FlatSpot
Trollface

Re: The Eyes

Keep the noise down, I heard you the first time.

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Data protection laws come to the rescue of poor, underpaid UK MPs

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Facepalm

Re: MPs: Lying, thieving, corrupt gits who think the rest of us are stupid

We are stupid.. Not heard of a safe seat? Is that more democratic than say, North Korea?

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Painfully trendy: Someone just spent $200k on ebola.com

FlatSpot
Holmes

Re: This is where

You just need to be more creative and look at current trends especially around music artists for example, One Direction, a rubbish band.. but using the direction part I found some good available names using (whatever)direction.co.uk good for hub sites.

Also using "the" in front of the name will normally throw up some, for example this one is free.

thefitnessgym.co.uk

or even this one is free

yourlocalgym.co.uk

or base it on your name, in your case;

anonfitness.co.uk

is free ;)

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Zippy one-liners, broken promises: Doctor Who on the Orient Express

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Re: The singer was cute

Thanks for that.. yep very Amy Winehouse

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SPLITTERS! Symantec cleft in twain

FlatSpot
Holmes

Re: Remind me: why all those acquisitions were good then?

I wonder if its a way of borrowing more money, saddle each company, like dividing your house and taking out two mortgages. Loads of "free" extra money, nice bonus for a bit and then off to the next company before repayments are due.

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Get NAS-ty: Reg puts claws to eight four-bay data dumpsters

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Re: Or alternatively...

Right.... but you are only really worrying about being locked into buying a certain suppliers disk, no??

A modern NAS you can use any disk that's on an approved list, they normally have a half dozen suppliers (Seagate/WD/Samsung etc) so I'm not really seeing any advantage or difference with going with a proprietary FreeNAS solution or proprietary Netgear/Synology etc. who is really going to write their own NAS software when you can already buy an out of a box solution, that will do all the permissions/Workgroup mode/Active Directory etc. Apps that stream/transcode etc.

I can't see the benefit?

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FlatSpot
Facepalm

Power Consumption

Would have been helpful to have power consumption figures, these are typically on 24x7 so its more important than how fast the interface is, which I'm only going to access to setup and then the odd update.

Appreciate the more disks, the more power etc.

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SLOSH! Cops dethrone suspect - by tipping over portaloo with him inside

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Re: Why (Because you are Arnaut the ignorant)

"Michael Brown was shot by Officer David Wilson when Brown allegedly tried to grab Wilson's gun during a stop."

So if the officer wasn't carrying a gun and brandishing it around, then it wouldn't have been grab-able and nobody would have been shot?

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Universal Credit CRISIS: Howard Shiplee SHIPS OUT of top job

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Re: Cost/person

Yes but that's the same with any new system, the cost is always up front.

If it rolls out (eventually) it should provide a return on the investment, but if Labour just can it for political point scoring purposes, then it will have been a complete waste of taxpayers money.

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'Space bubbles' may have helped Taliban down 'copter in bloody Afghanistan battle

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Paris Hilton

Re: National Security.

What happened to assets like AWAX and Nimrod have these been dumped in favor of a new shiney, more expensive solution?

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London slaps down Salesforce's bid to rename Heron Tower

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Facepalm

They could still call it

Salesforce Tower

Just add 110 Bishopsgate as the next line of the address.......

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Yahoo!... Our Alibaba stake's worth BILLIONS. Oh – our shares are in the toilet

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Facepalm

Further Explanation required

"...he was convinced that the Vodafone management was just so bad that it would waste all the money entirely. As it happened, he was wrong (they gave most of it back to shareholders), "

So they did just waste it by spunking it on shareholders for short term glory, rather than long term business growth?

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TOR users become FBI's No.1 hacking target after legal power grab

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Facepalm

Re: Re : Asperger syndrome...

"Unless you mean our political idiots here in the UK will make a law making it legal for foriegn agents to hack computers willy-nilly which I cant see them slipping past the electorate with much ease (well I hope not anyways)"

You make at least two assumptions;

1) That we get a vote which the MPs will take notice of. Can't remember the last time they actually voted in the interests of their constituents.

2) That the mindless majority of the press won't play the terrorist, pedo we're all going to die unless it's allowed.

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Credit card cutting flaw could have killed EVERY AD on Twitter

FlatSpot
Headmaster

Re: He Got Too Much

Should HAVE been

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Don't bother with Apple's 9 Sept hype-day: Someone's GONE AND BLABBED IT ALL

FlatSpot
WTF?

Over sized

Smart phones are obviously oversized and need to be smaller. I've noticed at concerts and events that people cant fit them in their pocket and have to hold them the whole time, must be really tiring.

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Rubbish WPS config sees WiFi router keys popped in seconds

FlatSpot

Re: Dumb question here

3)... not strictly true as you could change your mac address to that of a trusted device and therefore gain access.

In a similar vein I used to use this method to "reset" my bandwidth usage when staying at hotels by changing to a different mac address and it worked lovely :)

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Software bug caught Galileo sats in landslide, no escape from reality

FlatSpot
Flame

Re: Bad code, or bad setup?

Sounds like it was lemming programming, rather than validating the config inputs against what was expected to happen and what it was doing was correct.

If the burn was the wrong way, why not an if on burn my altitude is going down/then stop the burn and ask for help/else burn on....

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Take the shame: Microsofties ADMIT to playing Internet Explorer name-change game

FlatSpot

Re: What SHOULD Microsoft call its browser?

Internet Bloater

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DON'T PANIC! Satellite comms hacking won't be able to crash an aircraft

FlatSpot

Re: VHF?

err unfortunately not all the time;

http://mashable.com/2014/06/24/ntsb-releases-asiana-airlines-crash-report/

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Stalwart hatchback gets a plug-in: Volkswagen e-Golf

FlatSpot
Angel

Re: No spare wheel?

Is a POI tyre repair layer provided on the SatNav for this purpose or do you need to prepare a map before you drive off?

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Hacker crew nicks '1.2 billion passwords' – but WHERE did they all come from?

FlatSpot
FAIL

Re: Use of email addresses as usernames

But that also provides an attack vector, as it allows a hacker to determine valid usernames as you would have to check if the username was already in use during the login/signup process.

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FlatSpot
Devil

Re: These hackers are monsters!!

Although SQL injection exploits have been known for a long time, even the OWASP doesn't seem to mention UTF8 Multibyte character exploits on its top ten list.

Whats required are some very solid security templates to be able to build sites, without the weight or steep learning curve of a full framework. Plus some good penetration tools that aren't ££££ks to buy!

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Top Ten 802.11ac routers: Time for a Wi-Fi makeover?

FlatSpot

Re: ADSL, VDSL built in / requires modem

Agreed. Looks like you need the ASUS DSL-AC68U variant;

Compatible with ADSL2/2+, ADSL, VDSL2, fibre and cable services for complete future-proofing

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SCORE: Rosetta probe hits orbit of duck-shaped comet

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Holmes

Re: Very impressive

NASA's Deep Impact and Stardust were flyby and smash into a comet missions, rather than a rendezvous. I guess you could play on the semantics of what is a rendezvous.

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Use Tor or 'extremist' Tails Linux? Congrats, you're on an NSA list

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"Delete your cache now and put on a tin-foil helmet as soon as possible!" - My God, I thought it was only a tin-foil hat that was needed.

It's where the male brain is right??

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Lords try shoehorning law against REVENGE SMUT into justice bill

FlatSpot
WTF?

Happy Snapper

"The peers said that people charged under their proposed amendment would have had to believe, at the time the picture was taken, that the image was to remain private."

So how are you going to prove this, the absence of a release form signed by all parties? Guilty as charged...

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BT at last coughs to 'major outage' after broadband went titsup across UK on Sat

FlatSpot
FAIL

Re: Wasn't a DNS issue...

Yep wasn't a DNS issue. I tried Google DNS and not BT DNS and it was still not routing correctly, some sites were ok, some were not!?!

More likely that GCHQ black box failed....

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New MH370 search zone picked using just seven satellite 'handshakes'

FlatSpot
FAIL

Re: Doppler Shift and Timing of Satellite Signals

You mean you never bothered to actually search;

http://www.atsb.gov.au/publications/2014/considerations-on-defining-the-search-area-mh370.aspx

Burst Timing Offset (BTO)

The BTO is a measure of the time taken for a transmission round trip (ground station to satellite to aircraft and back) and allows a calculation of the distance between the satellite and the aircraft. Based on this measure, a possible location ring can be mapped on the surface of the earth (Figure 3). An analysis of SATCOM system parameters showed that the accuracy of the rings was ± 10 km. This analysis was validated using recorded BTO values from the initial stage of the flight when the aircraft’s position was known.

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Labour vows: We'll pause one-dole-to-rule-them-all for drastic fix-up if elected in 2015

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Megaphone

Re: A textbook example

Its not the same as buying a car.. you are being *given* money and the giver decides not to give it to you anymore, so how are you therefore entitled to compensation?

Secondly the savings can be whatever you chose them to be, depending on how you define the timeline to suit your argument/agenda. If you decide the timeframe as 1yr then it will be zero savings, but over 10 yrs or 20 yrs the savings will be considerable.

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Yet another reason to skip commercials: Microsoft ad TURNS ON your Xbox One

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Impressive

I can only understand about half of what the guy is mumbling in the advert

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Tom Hanks NICKED my COPYRIGHTED PIC, claims Brit photog

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FAIL

"Martindale says he isn’t out for personal enrichment, but wants to raise awareness of digital property theft – a digital right that self-styled “digital rights” activists never seem to recognise, let alone defend."

Don't be a tool.. what is good for the goose is good for the gander.... its a crime just ask the FBI. An open and shut case $250k and 5 yrs in a federal prison.... it also funds terrorism so actually make that a cool $1 mill..

Nice pic BTW

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London commuter hell will soon include 'one card to rule them all'

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Pint

colourful rosette designs = jobs for the boyz

Can't help but think, if the Network from Network Management was removed, £80bil is a nice little job to get involved with if you're a soon to be a booted out MP or Business Secretary.

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Google in talks to nail Virgin as 'partner' in satellite internet plan

FlatSpot

Re: Hmm. Already happening

But we could wear a disguise maybe.. like a tinfoil hat

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