* Posts by Peyton

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Worm burrows into Church of England email system

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Had it coming...

After all, thou shalt not put thy antivirus, Nortons, to the test.

iPod Touch torches tyke's trousers

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@stef

$15 was probably an insurance co-pay, which is interesting in and of itself. Having insurance that covers any medical bills will not play favorably for his case.

Scientology spokesman confirms Xenu story

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Re: Re: Re: @Sean

If I submit some remark on religion, and always get a platform for denigrating others in return, it's not unreasonable that someone would think there was a common "system" for this wondrous transformation...

Happily, and surprisingly, this wasn't the case today; there were posts from people who are actually secure in themselves/their beliefs, and don't feel the need to comment on how infinitely superior they are since they belong to "group A" rather than "group B". But skimming the comments, I couldn't help but notice the number of directed posts, letting those who might be religious know that they are all equally daft - a bit surprising as I could not find the smug religious poster they seemed to be targeting. hmm... This is bound to lead to some people's perceptions being colored just a tinge of red (with a bit of confusion added to the mix as they probably wonder "what triggered this attack??") So while your posts were as objective and rational as ever, I think given the context (the highly repetitive context), a bit of confusion is not only understandable, but to be expected.

Obama CIO on leave after cuffing of former employee

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Happy

@Cuffing = Hand-cuffing not hitting

"spent the whole article looking for the point he hit his employees...."

omg... that would be the greatest administration ever! I think I would actually pay to watch that!

National Express to 'ban' trainspotting

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Learn something new....

I had no idea this was really a hobby. I've seen the movie of the same name of course, and aside from learning that it can be a reference for heroin use, I assumed it originated as some tongue-in-cheek reference - sort of in the vein of, how the f*** hard can it be to spot a train?! It's big, noisy, and follows (to some extent) a schedule.

To each their own of course, but yikes - it's tough for me to think how this would be more exciting than reading a book, going for a walk, sleeping....

Ofcom slaps Bristol radio for uncoolness

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USA stations

It's true that stations can go from one genre to another overnight, but they aren't trying to be mean, they're just attempting to stay afloat when ratings don't pan out and they start losing advertising. Seems kind of cruel to make someone stay on board a sinking ship.

ISS crew flees flying space junk

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@Spacegeek

Hey man, give Fox News a break - I don't think they've figured out this whole "google" thing yet...

Science-boosting thickie questionnaire backfires

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lmao

Quiz has been updated to the following:

Question #3

What percentage of the Earth’s surface is covered by water?

* 0-25%

* 26-50%

* 51-65%

* 66-75%

* 76-85%

* 86-100%

* Not sure

* Cal Academy is a bunch of gits

(ok I added the last one)

Wikileaked donor list shames US lawmaker

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@Hmmm

"...an elected representative in a free democratic country needs 4700 donors anyway."

I heard he tried to cut costs and use a soap box + megaphone, but found he was getting the wrong kind of "coverage."

DARPA, US Army seek 'social computing' tech

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Does this sound to anyone else like?

Some new, fresh-from-college hires have figured out a way to get paid to muck about on Facebook all day?

Vatican vetos 'dot god' domain

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@Re: @Mectron

"People tend to do things in the name of religion more than they do them in the name of atheism." <- true statement

But as Estariel was responding to this: "If you remove religions from human history, violence and stupidity drop by at least 90% from history" I think it worth pointing out that doing something "in the name of" and "because of" are not the same. If someone has land/resources/political influence that I want a piece of, religion can provide a convenient excuse to acquire those things by any means. Crusades, inquisitions, colonization, slavery have all been justified in the name of religion - and yet oddly enough, they're also beneficial to the perpetrator. At an individual level I agree religion can be the "because of", but even suicide bombers have their politically-connected backers, who never seem to actually want to join in on the religious fervor themselves... hmmm...

So the suggestion that eliminating religion equates to eliminating violence is ludicrous. I 100% guarantee that people would simply find another excuse - we're just that damn clever.

My $0.02 on causality.

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Gore wants a .eco?

So then it'll be the same as .com? (Carbon credits anyone?)

David Blaine tw*tdangles into Urban Dictionary

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Gurendell's Booke of the Wuyrde

Ahhh great... I'm going to be out and about minding my own business, that post is going to pop into my head, and I'm going to be subject of many odd looks as I'll probably start laughing out loud all over again. Too funny!

Enormous pain-ray patio heater towers erected in California

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Unhappy

I guess the citrus farmers

Can expand their offering to take-away "chicken" dinners too, as I'm thinking there may be a bird or two in those trees...

YouTube, Universal near new video deal

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Unhappy

Hmph... I wonder

Will it be the same wretched, unwatchable quality* as the stuff currently on YouTube?

*I mean as in resolution, not content... I think...

Amazon's Kindle goes soft with iPhone app

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@stanza users

Doesn't that make your eyes tired after a bit? I don't think I could manage a whole book off my phone's display...

NZ unleashes sonic Manilow weapon

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Simpler solution?

Here in the States, when malls start getting frequented by undesirable delinquents, people simply stop shopping there. Eventually the delinquents go away in search of more interesting haunts. I mean, sure, the mall and all of its stores go out of business, and you're left with a cavernous, ugly building and parking lot blighting the neighborhood (large, weather-stained "For Lease" sign optional) - but the delinquent problem is most certainly no more.

Expedition to probe cavern lake 3km beneath Antarctic ice

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Joke

That water looks refreshing

Bottle it up and ship it here to the States pls

Convicted Romanian hacker is hot commodity in Italy

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The best what?

Hacker? Student? Test-taker?

DARPA orders 'Katana' monoblade nano-copter

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@Nano-prefix overload

The definition of nano was changed after the release of a product from a company named Apple - please update your dictionaries.

@Katana - If a samurai has only two swords, and the wakizashi is his short sword, then the katana, by process of elimination, is the samurai's long sword. ^_^

El Reg suffers identity crisis

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@checkboxes

Click back, then vote again ftw

Ryanair may charge cattle to use the bog

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Sometimes

It's the people that pay the least that expect the most. One of the cheaper airlines here in the States is actually the subject of an interesting sort-of reality series called "Airline" (yes yes it's a very original title I know). Basically it's just camera crews filming what the ticket agents, etc., that work for the airline have to put up with from their, erm, unwilling-to-pay-more-for-a-ticket-from-a-real-airline customers. I can say I've never witnessed such demanding behavior from flyers on pricier airlines. (Watching the show is a lot like witnessing an accident - you're horrified by what you see, but you can't turn away.)

I'll will add in that over here in the land of the free [toilets], tons of people never carry cash anymore - myself included. On the rare occasions that I can't go before I board b/c of a short connection, I hold it! :p

IT admin stole students' nude Facebook pics, cops say

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not so interesting

Maybe it's different in the UK, but here in the States, your employment history is not kept by the police. If you don't want someone to know why you lost a previous job, you simply don't tell them about it. Also, if he's found innocent and does put down UMass as a prior job, and they tell potential employers he was guilty of something he wasn't, he can happily turn around and sue them for large sums of money. Is it unfair that, due to the publicity, future employers will know about this regardless of the outcome. Sure - but that's the fault of the media. (Oh wait - The Reg belongs to that grouping - I can't go around bashing them - I blame society instead ;)

Also, I'm fairly certain that government oversight on who you can and cannot fire is antithetical to a "real" democracy. I'm not saying it's a bad idea, just that most democracies today aren't "real" democracies, but some hybrid governance.

Harry Potter hangs up wand in 2011

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Unhappy

I read the book...

and watching it, I was still confused!

McKinnon's UK trial bid rejected by DPP

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i'm confused

Maybe I don't understand all the nuances of the case well enough - but a confession doesn't count as evidence? I understand a confession being given under duress not counting, but that doesn't seem to be the case here. I also don't understand why autism equates to not being eligible for a custodial sentence - which in my understanding doesn't have to equate to prison, but can be any sort of controlled and hopefully therapeutic environment.

Stargazers peer into the 'Eye of God'

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Of course it's the eye of god

And as it's only one eye, it looks like it was the Norse that got it right!

For the eye of Sauron, cf. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/22/fomalhaut_image/

AMD lifts veil on six-core Constantinople Istanbul

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for the "this is crap" crowd

Save your breath, you've got two more cores to go (more if you believe the comments...)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/15/sandia_boffins_multicore_dropoff/

UK kiddies cop a righteous tasering

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@@anonymous

The phrase "these feral children" had me laughing it up - mostly because, for me, it seemed original. Then to read your post and find that this isn't new! That's just frightening (ok actually I'm still cracking up over it). If things have reached the state where "feral children" is a common expression, then I'm inclined to think that, whatever deterrents are in place, they're not working.

Chicago Bears fan hit for thirty grand for a bit of Slingbox

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septics?

I see this in the comments on a frequent basis - can't claim to be fond of it, but it's the comments, so I check my "feelings" at the door. But in an article? I think that's a first... Why the derogatory name calling Bill?

Life hands Sun steaming sack of...

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@whingers

My god - you've all got to be related - with last name "Van Winkle"

@evil graham - laughing my fucking ass off =D

War, Web 2.0 and the Fail Loop

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I think sped reads better as well

But "speeded" is in the dictionary, so I'd say tis fair game. (I also long for the day when "pled" will be acceptable... but currently, both here in the States and in the UK, "pleaded" seems to be preferred by everyone's style guidelines :(

State bill would turn RFID researchers into felons

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lols

If someone shoots me dead then, no, it doesn't do me any good that such a thing is "illegal" - but I'm still glad that there will be grounds for my attacker to be prosecuted under. There are also people who view something not be illegal as being legitimized. sheesh

Fake Canon exec blogger rebuffs legal beef

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Stop

woah woah woah woah woah

I was confused on the [sic] as well. Surely the "is" is appropriate - there is only one act of identification being made... else it would read "the identificationS of my wife and daughter" - but that would imply (to these American eyes anyway) that he made multiple postings identifying wife and daughter, not one.

UK 'bad' pics ban to stretch?

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Alert

@wow. '84...

I think the problem is people are familiar with 1984... but they seem to be taking it as a "howto", not a warning.

Too busy to make a jam sandwich? M&S can help

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@Thats fine

Peanut butter is good for you. A PB&J will only run you about 300 calories, and is very filling. But you're wrong to refer to it as a butty - we don't put butter on a PB&J.

I've never known anyone here put butter on a BLT either - mayo or "Miracle Whip" are the standard condiments of choice (I understand you all don't have Miracle Whip, but salad cream is similar?)

Watchdog mauls billboard sex ads

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Unhappy

My vote...

Just get rid of all the $#!@$!@ billboards. I hate billboards.

Though in keeping with the spirit of the article, I will add that, here in the US, if you are driving down an interstate and crossing from a more "repressed" state to a more lax one... about 30 miles from the state line the billboards alerting you to new, erm, attractions awaiting you in the border-town really become quite O_O Believe me - your kids won't have to be able to read to start asking some awkward questions!

Sub-prang panic: Calm down, it happens all the time

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I still would have liked

To see info on the "odds" - yeah, I know, you don't have to figure [surface area of earth] * 75% - yes, it's smaller than that, there are more factors yada yada yada... but the explanation given for these "fender benders" involved purposefully tailing enemies... I would hope that doesn't apply here.

Feuding iPhone fart-makers raise legal stink

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Happy

Thanks, El Reg

For once again reminding me that society is completely doomed. Cheers!

Satellite-hacking boffin sees the unseeable

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Surprising comments

Surprising as they seem to indicate unfamiliarity with the term "white hack hacker" - these types are trying to stay ahead of the bad guys. Yes, their techniques may be questionable, but this guy reading your email is supposed to be better than the "malicious black hat hacker". Which leads into point 2... yes maybe 20 years ago they were writing about unencrypted tv feeds... but I doubt they mention was bade of unencrypted interwebs - that does add a new twist.

Still, I agree there's no reason to fret. If you send something across the web unencrypted, you should basically expect that everyone can read it.

Dear Obama: Please consider open-source a waste of your time

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Seems to understand government jobs

But lacks specific knowledge. As an example, Red Hat has been DARPA approved for years... these type actions require approval from congressional oversight committees... Regardless, there's always an impetus to at least look like you're trying to save money... big push for java years ago for that reason... el prez is already making a big display by capping salaries... I'm just skimming the surface, but these are all reasons why these open source types would want to make sure they're on Obama's radar in their attempts to gain ground from MS/traditional UNIX.

Mozilla asks developers to take Bespin for a spin

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@Not really home

Ahh I see. So when he invites Princess Leia to stay with them 'among the clouds', he really just wanted to put her to work.

Pope's star watcher to visit Nasa and talk aliens

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Ya know

I was gonna rant and rave and foam at the mouth about a couple confusing sentences - especially the one that implies they're going to debate a topic they're both open to? sounds like a boring debate...

But then I read the comments and realized - Duh! This broaches the topic of religion, so everyone will just read whatever they want out of it, regardless of what is actually written.

Carry on!

Spotify: We kick the tyres

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Warning: Pandora fanboy posting

Just launched it, let it load, then clicked the button for next song... Didn't even manage a "1 mississippi" to cover the sound gap. Maybe it's only fast in the US though... For me, Pandora is the greatest thing to happen to the net since google... and I hate to contradict (well not really) but I bought a subscription because I like it *that much* (tho the ads were very unobtrusive imo)

I will say I've not used spotify... but it seems like it falls into a weird category of "I know exactly what song I want to hear but don't like it well enough to buy a copy"

I will end by saying I am listening to the "beatles" station I just created on pandora. "spotify really blows them away" psh not if you like the beatles i guess :p

Gmail adds location-aware signatures

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@What a load of

I was thinking the same thing... but reading further shows the creator describing his reply process: "and by the time I answer I am often somewhere else." I know when I click reply, I am usually right where I am, and not somewhere else.

So in his world, all bets may be off.

NetApp boss flying high on Phenom?

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To be fair

Two years ago we were just as perfectly aware that private jets are not the most eco-friendly mode of transit.

Satellites crash over Siberia: Iridium bird destroyed

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Alien

I don't usually subscribe to conspiracy theories...

But... Just the other day we have an article on the Reg poking fun at Mr Putin... today we hear about the Russians trying to lob satellites at us from the heavens... Coincidence? I think not.

Scotland to battle grey squirrel invaders

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So THATS what it stands for

Someone used ODFO in a comment the other day and I was left scratching my head. Neither acronymfinder nor urbandictionary were of any use. But with today's IT? + Sarah Bee angle, all the pieces have fallen into place for me. Ta very much.

Brits and Yanks struck with embarasment embarrassment

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So that's what's holding us back

Its nys tu no that.

I hadn't realize that if it weren't for spelling, we would have avoided the economic meltdown, had world peace, ended world hunger, and colonized Mars by now.

I think someone also needs to mention to this so-called spelling society that, along with links to outdated pronunciations, many of our words are hard to spell due to foreign influence <glares at the French>.

Brits 'a bunch of yellow bastards', says irate Yank

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hmmm... I see what's going on here

I was initially disappointed in this FoTW - left me feeling decidedly 'meh'. However, after reading the comments, I'm thinking this was just bait for an even better FoTW! As of my posting, I'd say Don is in the lead.

The Boss bitchslaps Ticketmaster

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@"The ageing denim-clad rock star ..."

"Name one rock star who isn't ageing."

Elvis?

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