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New UK 'leccy meters remotely run via Voda 2G

Jim Morrow
Big Brother

why utility companies love smart meters

> The electricity companies don't want this any more than you do.

bullshit! the power companies have all sorts of wet dreams about smart metering. lavish bonuses and fat profit margins depend on this. smart meters give the power companies a free and never ending licence to print money and royally fuck over their customers. best of all, somebody else pays for deploying and running it.

you couldn't be more wrong to claim the utility companies don't want smart meters.

the main reason power companies want smart meters is because it gives them more ways to fuck their customers and rip them off. for example, changing prices in near real-time. [want to bet what happens to the cost of boiling the kettle in the ad break for the cup final or turning on the heating when it's cold?] they will be able to cut you off at will and do that from their office: no need to send round a guy in a van.

the utillity companies won't be paying for these meters either. their customers will: you and me. so the power companies have no incentive to keep operating and capital costs down. and when they fuck it all up, we'll have to pay again for the next release.

btw there will be another generation of smart meters real soon now to support the intelligent grid. we'll have to pay for them too. it would of course be better to deploy these meters now, but british gas has other ideas.

Pre-paid Chinese users still anonymous despite new law

Jim Morrow
Big Brother

what about public phones?

> Public telephones have always been anonymous,

that's what our overlords would like you to believe. papers citizen!

> so what's the difference?

well most public phones don't accept incoming calls. and there are some logistical problems carrying one of these around. as for trying to using one on the train or in a car...

Mac Lion blindly accepts any LDAP password

Jim Morrow
Paris Hilton

more input and clue required

> I've always managed to get his passwords, his bank and other stuff I shouldn't be able to get.

this is only to be expected if you have physical access to the device and it's protected by a weak password. just boot in single user mode. job done! whether it's a mac or some other platform makes no fucking difference.

btw, if your ceo really is that stupid, you need to report his negligence and/or wilful blindness to the plc's board. don't forget to pick up your p45!

your ceo is right however that getting rid of any windoze kit will save the company money: just think of the zillions of hours that won't be wasted on daily or weekly reboots of all the desktops and stupid calls to it support.

paris icon because she can be easily opened up.

Moaning Scots told 'cheer up FFS' on broadband cash

Jim Morrow

@Symon

i hadn't seen the gers report for 2009/10. in the executive summary for 2008/9 (http://www.scotland.gov.uk/Publications/2010/06/22160331/2) it says:

incorporating a share of the expenditure associated with the UK Government's financial sector interventions, in 2008-09, the estimated current budget balance for the public sector in Scotland was a deficit of £10.5 billion (9.1 per cent of GDP) excluding North Sea revenue, a deficit of £9.4 billion (8.0 per cent of GDP) including a per capita share of North Sea revenue or a surplus of £1.3 billion (0.9 per cent of GDP) including an illustrative geographical share of North Sea revenue. These estimates are comparable with the estimate of the UK's current budget balance published in the March 2010 UK Budget.

Not including a share of the UK Government's financial sector interventions, in 2008-09, the estimated current budget balance for the public sector in Scotland was a deficit of £10.5 billion (9.1 per cent of GDP) excluding North Sea revenue, a deficit of £9.4 billion (8.0 per cent of GDP) including a per capita share of North Sea revenue or a surplus of £1.2 billion (0.9 per cent of GDP) including an illustrative geographical share of North Sea revenue.

the ones from earlier years pretty much had the same numbers if i recall correctly: the surpluses of around £1bn (~1% of scottish gdp) stuck in my head.

btw, the 2009/10 gers report you quote shows scotland's national debt as a proportion of gdp (6.8%) is still better than the uk's (7.6%). this is despite the fact that oil revenues are down because of tax changes made in westmister. so scotland still subsidises england, even when both countries are running a public sector deficit.

besides, if scotland had had control over its oil revenues for the last 30-odd years, nobody could doubt it would be as wealthy as norway and have equivalent levels of public services and healthy public finances. the tories and zanulab (same thing) pissed all that away. clueless evil bastards.

Jim Morrow

who's subsidising who?

> Why should the English subsidise you?

they don't. it's the other way round. scotland subsidises england. read the recent gers reports published by the scottish government. the tax take in scotland is about 1bn more than its public expenditure and has been that way for years.

the barnett formula means there's more public spending per capita in scotland than in england. though this is largely down to the economies of scale to deliver public services like schools and hospitals in places with low population density. and while the london media always bang on about how "unfair" the barnett formula is, they say fuck all about how much tax is raised in scotland. i wonder why.

btw, the numbers you quote are just noise. similar sums (and more) are spent on equivalent things elsewhere in the uk. for instance london's royal opera house got £27m from the arts council this year plus another truckoad of dosh from the lottery.

and remind us, how many billions of public money have been pissed away on the olympics or crossrail or the millenium dome or the channel tunnel rail link? last time i looked, these didn't benefit anyone living outside the m25.

and yes, you're right. scotland does need to grow a pair and leave the uk.

Ultra-cheap HP TouchPads to hit UK at 6pm

Jim Morrow
Coat

no luck at comet or pissy world

i tried to get a cheap touchpad from the local branches of comet and pissy world. but I couldn't get into the shops for the hordes of people buying symbian handsets.

Sky Movies too expensive, says Competition Commission

Jim Morrow

killing the competition

it depends what you mean by "killing the competition". what ofcom is saying is sky is ripping off the consumer and acting in an anti-competitive way. (meanwhile in other news, bears shit in the woods and the pope is found to be a catholic.) sky were able to do this because (a) until this summer everyone was shit-scared of murdoch (b) sky 's domination of pay-tv means it could dictate terms to hollywood; (c) sky's parent company owns a major hollywood studio.

it's all very well having a dominant position if it's done fairly. but in this case we have yet another example of sky exploiting its satellite monopoly. this time it was to control movie rights, set prices and screw everyone else. just like they've done with most sport.

TalkTalk, Tiscali fined £3m in bogus billing smackdown

Jim Morrow

why tiscali didn't get a maximum fine

apparently ofcom feels they should only go for maximum fine in cases of malice or deliberate fraud. this didn't apply to those arseholes at talk talk/tiscali. yes, they were/are stunningly incompetent and very probably had/have useless management and directors. however it would be hard to prove they deliberately committed fraud: ie acting like some fly-by-night crook who ran off with customer's money and knew they had no intention of providing any sort of service at all. even if you use the rather vague concept of service that twat-twat provide.

Will the looters 'loose' their benefits?

Jim Morrow
Flame

crime and punishment

you just don't get it. like all the other commentards spouting the daily fail's cliches and "simple" solutions to complex problems, you just don't have a clue.

the rioting scum are utter morons, just like the overwhelming majority of criminals. they do not think or act rationally. they can't be reasoned with because they're feckless idiots. in fact, they probably don't think at all. so they have no idea of the consequences of their actions. or the concept of cause and effect. or punishment . this is because they (a) don't expect to be caught; (b) don't have a clue how their crimes affect anyone; (c) can't work out if it's better to be banged up than nick a telly or torch the local asda. expecting them to behave out of fear of your favourite "simple" solution is ridiculous.

Linus Torvalds dubs GNOME 3 'unholy mess'

Jim Morrow
Mushroom

at least someone has seen the light

ztorage is a voice of sanity amidst all this script kiddie bickering! hooray!

linux is a steaming pile of shit: always was, always will be.

the kernel source is the mother of almighty train wrecks.

too bad the penguin-master can't be arsed to sort that out. or anything else. instead he starts yet another holy war about the (3? 4? who cares?) fucked-up guis that his script kiddie followers shit out at a rate that's faster than simon cowell gets rid of talent show winners. fuck the lot of them.

Rogue character space tripped Scottish exam results

Jim Morrow
Mushroom

an even better tip

here's an even better tip: never, ever use the massive pile of shite that is excel for anything.

perhaps you've been assimilated by the borg. some of us use software that does what it's fucking told to do instead of dictating what's best for us.

Death haunts government petitions site

Jim Morrow
Big Brother

we don't need no akamai

you completely miss the point. the government always designs these idiot magnets to fail.

they're just a gesture exercise: pretending to be up-to-date, engaging with the public, listening to "ordinary people", letting the great unwashed "have their say", etc, etc. it's all bullshit. there's no fucking way anyone in whitehall takes that sort of thing seriously. call me dave and his chums know that too. as did bliar, gordo and their cronies before them. btw, does anyone remember john major's equivalent success story from the pre-web days, the cones hotline?

all they're doing is providing an outlet for the green ink brigade and other nutters who believe everything in the daily fail to rant.

there are much worse ways of wasting public money.

Exam results texted out early in Scotland

Jim Morrow
Paris Hilton

inverness fanboi needs education

> It's actually the fastest-growing city in Europe

got any objective data or studies to back that up? a press release from inverness council or some bagpipe enterprise quango doesn't count. and what growth are you talking about? population? average income? economic actvitity? substance misuse? crime?

even if some metrics for inverness are growing at a higher rate than elsewere, it's the absolute numbers that matter, not the relative ones. a common lie with statistics is to report relative figures to make them seem a lot more significant than they really are. eg reports that something doubles the risk of cancer (say) but doesn't mention the rate increases from 1 in a million to 2 in a million. inverness is so small that adding a few hundred people to the population is a big (relative) increase that wouldn't be a noticeable blip in a real city.

even the delightful but not very clever paris knows this.

It's official: Journos are dumb as a bag of IE users

Jim Morrow
Paris Hilton

wtf has whois got to do with it?

anyone who trusts whois data probably does have an iq of 80 or less.

there is no story here. lazy hacks shovel any old shit into their publications without bothering to check. sometimes they just top and tail press releases. this has been going on for deacdes.

if this comes as a surprise to anyone, i have shocking revelations about what bears do in the woods and the religious beliefs of the pope. these haven't been published yet because i don't know how to do a press release and/or photo-op.

paris icon because she features in lots of non-news stories.

Two solicitors fined and suspended for file-sharer letters

Jim Morrow

bastards 0, good guys 1

don't be so cynical. this is very good news. a couple of scumbag lawyers working for the record business have had their balls chopped off and their bank accounts emptied. what's not to like about that?

bankruptcy or other insolvency proceedings will be career suicide for a lawyer. it'll be even worse when the bankruptcy is because of the lawyer's conduct (ie business-related) and it's the solicitor's professional regulatory body that gets shafted. a lawyer who tries this will almost definitely lose their licence and never get it back.

Apple vanishes MySQL from Mac OS X Lion Server

Jim Morrow
Boffin

bloated webbery for fun and profit

why the fuck does it need a million lines of c for mysql and another million for php to make a web site? doesn't anyone else think that's beyond ridiculous?

Virgin mulls handing out free Wi-Fi

Jim Morrow
Joke

nice one beardie!

this is wonderful idea! what could possibly go wrong?

Murdoch muscles BBC out of Formula One driving seat

Jim Morrow
FAIL

it's all about the money

> don't the beeb get a reasonable income from this?

of course not. don't you know the bbc pays those broadcasters to take their feed, just like they pay everyone to watch the races on tv?.

> Can't they consider cost cutting first - do we really need an anchor, two pundits, a commentator and a pit boy never mind all the behind the scenes crew and all sent to every race?

oh for fuck's sake!!! thanks to that greedy bastard ecclestone the uk tv rights for f1 cost tens of millions a year. the bbc's overheads for the commentators and their gold-plated ipads isn't even a rounding error compared to that. why worry about applying a sticking plaster to a scratch when there's an arterial bleed elsewhere?

your masterplan to cut costs or get more money from other broadcasters can't produce the sort of dosh to satisy bernie's infinite greed. even if by some miracle it could make the numbers work out, you can be sure that nice mr. ecclestone will ratchet up the price for the rights even higher. again. it's what he does.

the sad fact is the bbc can't justify spending the trainloads of cash bernie demands, just like they can't afford the demands from other greedy rights holders. which means pretty much all decent sport, films, us tv series, etc.

this is going to get worse because the licence fee is frozen and the bbc now has to pay for the world service that used to be funded by the foreign office. of course the money the bbc has pissed away on the move to salford and the disastrous outsourcing to seimens hasn't helped either. but those self-inflicted wounds are not as significant as the rocketing prices for broadcasting rights.

satan's little helpers at sky encourage this inflation. they can afford to do that because they have millions of fuckwits who hand over hundreds of pounds to watch endless repeats of knight rider on sky super gold plus 44.

Jim Morrow
Holmes

sky tv - the land where everything is free

> When it moves to Sky will it be accessible by everyone

of course. rupert murdoch is one of the world's greatest humanitarians motivated only by the need to spread decency and integrity throughout the world and to give away as much of his fortune as he possibly can. his good works outshine anything mother theresa or bob geldof ever did. rupert murdoch is most definitely not an evil, money-grabbing bastard who uses his tax-dodging monopolistic media empire to rip off as many people for as much as he can. no sir.

in case you can't detect scarcasm, ask yourself this question: when was the last time sky ever made anything available to their suckers (i mean customers) without making them pay through the nose for it?

Jim Morrow

someone needs a clue transplant

> I wonder how long it will take to convince the Beeb that I've done it.

eddied, the bbc doesn't give a fuck if you have a tv licence or not. it has no way of knowing. the tv licence money is collected by crapita (i think) on behalf of a government agency that once upon a time was part of the post office. the bbc is not involved in this at all. they just get most of the dosh that's collected.

also, you don't need a tv licence get bbc content over the interweb. legally the licence allows you to operate a receiver for broadcast tv signals.

Heathrow to get new facial recognition scanners

Jim Morrow

baa & ukba - just fuck right off

> What the hell does domestic flight have to do with the UKBA

fuck all.

it's all to do with the greed and cynicism of the bastards who run heathrow, baa. at t1 and t5, domestic and international passengers are not separated. so there's a risk of someone getting off an international flight switching to a domestic one without going through immigration. this suits baa because it means they can spend more money on shops instead of operating an airport properly. ie keep passengers apart who are meant to be kept apart.

baa already have goons at t5 who photograph domestic passengers and check these photos at again the gate when you get on a domestic flight. so what the fuck these face recognition systems will do an better is a fucking mystery.

don't forget that when t5 opened, those fuckers at baa wanted to *fingerprint* everyone. they backed off when everyone told them to fuck off. now I guess the twats behind that fiasco now want to have another go at bar-coding and dna sampling anyone passing through their glorified shopping mall. fuck 'em: use schiphol.

Blighty's top cop quits over phone-hacking scandal

Jim Morrow
FAIL

the shape of shit

> Just out of interest do you believe there's a big BBC shaped pile of shit that needs to be cleaned up too?

that's not a nice thing to say about huw edwards.

> god only knows how many programs that NI produces

fuck all. it's a company which prints things which are allegedly newspapers. and fyi, both sky and fox generate very little content for their zillion channels of shite. they just buy it in.

> only the BBC has the power to compel us to give them money

wrong again. you have to have a tv licence to receive broadcast tv signals. it's the law. and it's not enforced by the bbc. they just get the licence fee money. and it's a fucking bargain.

btw, you are compelled to give commercial broadcasters money too. it's almost impossible to buy groceries without visiting a supermarket. they all advertise on tv. where do the supermarkets get the money for that?

Murdochs won't talk to MPs over phone-hacking scandal

Jim Morrow
Paris Hilton

a bit of murdoch love

> I'll wager he waits till around the next election when MPs from all sides will be clamoring for a bit of Murdoch love.

i'll take that bet. by the time of the next election, murdoch love will be considerably less desirable than the love of an 80 year old clap-ridden crack whore with herpes.

and anyway, the murdoch empire will still be in deep, deep shit (if it's still around) by the time of the next election. it's going to take at least a year for the public inquiry to be completed. whatever measures pop out of that to improve probity, standards, ownership rules and so on should be falling into place when the next election is due. i very much doubt the leveson inquiry is going to decide it can be business as usual for murdoch ever again. any bid from murdoch will have to wait for a year or two at least after the inquiry's recommendations have been implemented.

once the leveson inquiry is done, expect the trials for hacking, blagging and police corruption. then, there may well be a perjury trial for coulson and the management of the news of the screws in scotland. which could be coming to an end when the next general election is due. if commie sheridan's conviction gets overturned, he'll sue the arse off murdoch.

it's likely to be 2013 before operation weeting identifies all the victims of phone hacking. and who knows what other filth that investigation has still to uncover. so there will then be a long procession of civil cases for damages which could take well beyond the next election to complete. i wonder how many advertisers will be happy to be associated with murdoch publications while this endless parade of sleaze gets aired in public over and over and over again.

it's likely senior management at news international will fail ofcom's "fit and proper" test for a broadcasting licence. they appear to have misled parliament, authorised dodgy payments to crooks and cops, approved confidentiality agreements and pay-offs to max clifford and gordon taylor to keep a lid on the hacking scandal, etc, etc. if these allegations are true those managers and shareholders would need to go (or be in prison) before news international could expect to be allowed to hold any stake in bskyb.

congressional hearings and court cases in the usa seem likely too. these may have to wait until the prosecutions and inquiries here are settled. though it's just been announced the fbi is now investigating if the news of the screws tried to hack the phones of 9/11 victims.

murdoch's master company is american. there are very serious penalties for a us company that is ultimately responsible for employing people who bribe foreign officials. for instance by making illegal payments to the metropolitan police to pick an example at random.

paris icon because it won't be long before everyone's going to need reminders about where to find the bum and tit that used to be in the sun every day.

GCHQ losing its 'internet whizzes' to Microsoft, Google

Jim Morrow
FAIL

apply clue above

it's obviously escaped your understanding that the bbc is not part of central government. or that gchq doesn't make and broadcast tv/radio programmes featuring graham fucking norton. at least i don' t think they do.

it's a pity that before you started on your daily fail rant about the bbc, you didn't consider the even more lavish managment salaries and perks on offer at lots of other public bodies. like the police, local councils, network rail, nhs trusts, the post office, etc to pick a few examples at random. the public money wasted at beeb is teeny compared to what's pissed up against the wall for the chief executives and boards in these organisations.

BSkyB/News Corp merger: Wait for the cops, says Ofcom

Jim Morrow

what you are missing

nickic, you're missing the fucking obvious. it's been decades since our laws applied to the dirty digger's tax-dodging evil empire.

Glasgow cammer not thrown in slammer

Jim Morrow
Paris Hilton

i don't get it either

what's even harder to understand is why anyone would waste 2 hours of their life watching shit like that robin hood film.

paris icon because her films are worth watching, even the cam copy knock-offs.

Microsoft patent points to Skype snooping

Jim Morrow
Flame

keyboards

> Change your keyboard layout to Dvorak.

in other words, use a caesar cypher 'cos that's really unbreakable.

Freedoms Bill: Gov may U-turn on personal data and DNA retention

Jim Morrow
Paris Hilton

more signal, less noise

it also helps that the megaphones of little englanders (the daily heil and daily getsworse) have got absolutely no influence on scottish public opinion and politicians.

paris icon because she's got lots of experience gathering dna samples

World braces for domain name EXPLOSION

Jim Morrow
Flame

anything's possible?

> Just because an idea may not have achieved critical mass in the past, doesn't mean it won't in the future.

oh for fuck's sake!

it is inherent to any hierarchical system that it has a single, unique root. these so-called alternate roots are nothing of the sort. please read rfc2826.

the current root is managed by icann. and although this is a badly broken institution, it is at least open and transparent. it gets participation from most stakeholders -- registries, registrars, isps, telcos, business, law enforcement, governments, trademark people, ngos, etc. they are able to make policy and to have their views represented. there are regular independent reviews of icann's processes and operations too. none of this is remotely true for the alternate root ding-a-lings.

now maybe one day someone or something will come along and kill icann. (please make it so, pretty please!) perhaps the flying spagetti monster will do this when our bunny rabbit overlords take over the planet. that will still leave us with a single organisation which manages the root of the dns.

the alternate root loonies are going to be seriously fucked by icann's announcement. a few hundred new tlds will almost certainly mean name space collisions with the bogus tlds in these alternate roots.

Hacker wrists slapped for stealing Lady Gaga songs

Jim Morrow
Mushroom

what us involvement?

> As these are US artists, why aren't the pair being extradited to the US as with the British CS student

oh for fuck's sake! it was the uk government that signed a stupid extradition treaty with the americans. the germans had more sense. so if the feds want these two crimininals, there has to be an extradition hearing in the german courts. which could be tricky. keeping dirty pictures of kesha out of the newspapers is a noble public duty, not an offense.

World's biggest ad agency keelhauls 2000 'pirate' sites

Jim Morrow

i must be missing something

so, there are will be more web sites that won't have adware crap all over them. how could that possibly be a bad thing?

Midlands council laughs at zombie-apocalypse threat

Jim Morrow

more daily fail rant options

you forgot to add

1) new cancer threats from zombie attacks

2) house prices set to soar because of zombie attacks

3) house prices set to collapse because of zombie attacks

4) zombies are immigrants/asylum seekers/foreigners stealing our jobs/women/houses, overloading our schools/prisons/police/hospitals, etc, etc

5) scandal of welfare scrounging zombies who get 10 grand a week from the dole

6) councils spending zillions on zombie awareness training for social workers

7) police diversity policies mean they have to go soft on zombie attackers

8) scandal as zombie attackers get off with community sentences

9) prisons outrage as burglars and kiddie-fiddlers get let out early to make space for zombies

10) europe/social workers//lefty vicars/bbc to blame for zombie attacks

11) zombie attackers escape jail because of human rights act

12) hurrah for the blackshirts

one of the above is a genuine daily fail headline

Netherlands first European nation to adopt net neutrality

Jim Morrow
Paris Hilton

bastard bbc

> what I object to is paying my TV license for bbc iplayer to exist then paying my ISP to watch it.

eh? nobody gave me a free tv or computer when i bought a tv licence. did i go to the wrong queue in the post office? i don't remember the dvds of bbc content being given out for free in the shops either. btw, i'm still waiting for the electricity company to give me a discount for the power used when my tv is tuned to the bbc because i paid for a tv licence.

paris icon because i paid my licence to see her on mastermind. plus the free tv set i didn't get.

Get your network ready for World IPv6 Day

Jim Morrow
Flame

apply clue with extreme force

for fuck's sake!

1) there are roughly twice as many people on this planet than there are ipv4 addresses. before you ever say anything about ip addressing again, come up with a viable solution that will give everyone just one ipv4 address. of course there will be a billion or two people who might never get connected but there will be at least that number who will each need more than one address.

2) nat is not the answer. it breaks too many things. like sip or video/audio streaming. try getting two or more people playing the same game over the internet at the same time when they all go through the same nat device.

3) even if nat was the answer and was guaranteed to work perfectly for every application and internet protocol forever, including the ones that have still to be invented, see 1).

4) net 10/8 is big enough for 16 million devices. the biggest telcos and cable companies have more than that number of customers already. this is why comcast, a us cable company, is all ipv6 now. they need ~300 million ip addresses: roughly 10-12 per customer (household). they have around 25 million customers today. they just can't hope to meet this with ipv4 address. vodaphone must be getting close to 16 million customers in england. if they're using nat, their network managers must be shitting themselves.

5) things like smart metering simply cannot work with nat. see 4). there are around 25 million gas meters in this country, most of them served by british gas. these won't fit into 10/8. the situation isn't quite as bad with electricity or water meters. oh, and you'll be seriously fucked because the meter will have to be renumbered (ie a site visit) whenever you switch providers => moving to a new utility company's wan. a nat solution (if it worked) would have that delightful property.

6) the intelligent grid will require end-to-end connectivity. nat breaks that. energy-hungry devices will have to be able to contact the power company to get real-time info about the cheapest and dearest times to power up. good luck making that work across the country with nat. or expecting everyone to reconfigure this mythical nat box in their house or office every time they plugged in a new kettle or telly.

7) anyone sitting on excess ipv4 space is unlikely to hand it back. now that those addresses are a scarce and almost exhausted commodity, carbon-based life-forms with a functioning brain will want to sell their spare addresses if they can. besides even once that ipv4 market starts, there still won't be enough addresses to go round. see 1).

8) the best thing vendors could do with nat is eliminate it. and apply clue to any fuckwits who think nat is the answer.

9) how many devices will be connected to the internet next year? more? less? same as now? what about in 5 years or 10 years? nat isn't going to save us. it will make things worse because all that nat shit will have to be ripped out and replaced with ipv6 some day. might as well have one migration to do instead of two.

10) every land-line will need a unique ip address at the exchange when the telcos switch to their next generation nets. incumbents like bt are already doing this. mobile operators won't be far behind. but they'll be connecting tablets and fondleslabs that sometimes get used to make phone calls. once you have 10+ million customers, network 10/8 and nat is just not going to do it. see 4).

11) iana handed out /8s to the regional internet registries. so it isn't worth handing back anything smaller than that to iana. and anyway, smaller chunks of free ipv4 space will be up for sale on ebay soon if they're not there already.

12) proper uptake of ipv6 puts a stop to all this nat fuckwittedness forever. and kills the trade in v4 addresses. it'll provide more than enough headroom for what we already expect we want to do on the internet for the next decade or two. and still leave vast amounts of unused space for whatever happens on the internet after our great-great grandchildren are long dead,

Tragedy nurse's boyf fined over medical records abuse

Jim Morrow

On what grounds

enhancing the gene pool?

getting rid of a bottom-feeding ambulance chaser who profts from other people's misery?

Bind DNS resolver purged of critical DoS bug

Jim Morrow
Boffin

DNS is *NOT much* simpler than SMTP

have you ever read the specs for these protocols or implemented them?

an existence proof: telnet to port 25 and deliver an email message. now telnet to port 53 and do a dns query/response transaction.

oh, let's not forget the mind boggling complexity of secure dns or internationalised domain names. these are probably the most complex network protocols paris hilton has invented for us.

BT, TalkTalk seek leave to appeal DEA ruling

Jim Morrow
IT Angle

cracking wireless networks for fun, profit and privacy

well if the daily heil says so, i suppose it must be true, mustn't it?

did they link this to a cancer scare, house prices, illegal immigrants or some combination of these?

Cookies law: Only two EU states implement full measures – so far

Jim Morrow
Flame

idiots with no technical comprehension

the idiots with no technical comprehension are the pony-tailed twats who can't build a web site without it burying the user's browser with a shit-load of cookies. this is bad design and lazy programming.

there is no need whatsoever for any web site to need cookies to work. rather than whine about the idiots in brussels, direct your complaints to the massively over-paid wastes of space who are responsible for generating all these pointless cookies in the first place. if they had any clue there wouldn't be any cookies to get our brussels overlords excited. so just fix your web site and you'll have nothing to worry about from this latest silly law.

Up to $650 for a .xxx domain - or to keep your name off one

Jim Morrow
Stop

nxdomain rewriting for fun and profit

> What is wrong with simply allowing the domain to NOT resolve AT ALL? NXDOMAIN error?

have you been hiding with osama bin laden for the last umpteen years? it's clearly escaped your notice that most isps have been fucking with dns responses for years, nxdomains in particular.

there's already a massive business in sitefinder-like scams where isps rewrite nxdomain replies to redirect their customers to a landing page with ads ('natch) and portals to "did you mean fubar.com, not foobar.xxx?" links, reskinned google home page, etc, etc.

what the .xxx guys are proposing to do will stop this sort of dns fuckery. maybe. but i'd put money on them making ad revenue off the web proxy or redirect at www.disney.xxx.

Police ordered to disclose ANPR camera sites

Jim Morrow
Troll

spot the troll

> If they just said "Look we use this to catch uninsured cars on the road, which costs us ALL loads of money", then I think the majority of the country would be backing them.

think again. mass surveillance is no way to do law enforcement in a democracy. it doesn't even work in dictatorships.

besides, anyone with a functioning brain would immediately ask the cops for a cost/benefit analysis: eg how many uninsured drivers or kiddie-fiddling terrorists get caught for every anpr lookup or camera, if that was an efficient and proportionate use of public money, etc.

it's also escaped your attention that anpr *might* identify a registration number with that's not on the insurance database -- what about cars with foreign plates? -- but that's not the same thing as identifying an uninsured driver.

> Im all for ANPR cameras, preferably secret to catch the banned, uninsured, etc and if it helps track where a criminal escaped from a crime, sobeit!

jesus h christ! i'll bet you are in favour of id cards, cctv on every street corner and dns databases for all too. if so, please fuck off to north korea. and take the stasi wing of the daily heil readership with you.

WTF is... IPv6?

Jim Morrow

decent IPv6-capable CPE

> Unfortunately there don't appear to be any dual stack ADSL Wireless routers available anywhere

you need to look a bit harder. the cisco 800 series will do this. though they're not cheap: 8-10 times the price of the crippleware dsl box you can get in asda. quite a few other vendors have betas of ipv6-capable firmware (of varying levels of usability). you can find a matrix of what's on offer here:

http://labs.ripe.net/Members/mirjam/ipv6-cpe-surveys

Jim Morrow
Boffin

we don't need no cut and paste

>> But I see the need for a lot of software to be fully capable of allowing cut and pasting IPv6 addresses.

so never heard of the dns then, eh?

Dear Google and Facebook: You don't want Skype

Jim Morrow
FAIL

you will be assimilated

> Plus it integrates with Exchange Server to automatically manage your presence information. How is it utterly rubbish?

The previous sentence answers your question. It might come as a shock for you to be told that not everyone uses Exchange. Thank you Jesus. It may also be a surprise to learn there is a world outside the Redmond Borg despite what that goon Ballmer says.

IP registry goes to Defcon 1 as IPv4 doomsday nears

Jim Morrow
Boffin

apply clue with extreme force

for fuck's sake!

it's not possible for the rirs to take back address space from the organisations who got that space before the rirs existed. there is no legal basis for doing that. even if there were, i'll bet those organisations would "prove" they were "using" most of that space. or demand that someone else (who?) pays for their renumbering.

even if that legacy space was returned, it would make no fucking difference. it would just put off the meltdown by a few months. the world chews through a /8 of ipv4 space every month or theresabouts. so getting back the /8s from ford or mit are not going to solve the problem. ipv4 addresses are just about done and WILL run out soon. the only way to prevent that will be to shut down the interweb.

Dixons' best chance? Quit the UK and move to Sweden

Jim Morrow

jumping through hoops

>>> we shoudldn't have to jump through hoops to get the web price

if you want the web price, buy on the interweb.

it's unfair to expect shops to match those prices. they have higher overheads for starters. and they may offer better customer service, like being able to play with the stuff before buying it. or a hassle-free returns policy. or getting clueful sales advice. not that you get any of that of course in dsg's tat-o-ramas.

Fujitsu promises rural UK 1Gbit/s - if it gets 'fair deal' from BT

Jim Morrow

BT privatisation

> Funny I always thought BT was formed by the purchase by private individuals of shares in the spun off entity from the GPO. Anyone would think that it was given for free.

and they'd be just about right. when bt was floated, the share price was deliberately set low so that the privatisation was guaranteed to be "a success". everyone knew that. so there was a quick buck to be made selling the shares once they'd reached their true value within a day or so. bt shares were valued at ~180p the day after privatisation when the offer price was just 130p.

that political masterstroke cost the country 1 billion quid: 2 or 3 times that in today's money. this could have more than paid for the national fibre network which was suggested at the time.

Jim Morrow
Flame

did i miss a meeting?

wtf? when was bastard bt ever the pride of our nation? or did they once upon a time roll out x25 to the magic kingdom of narnia?

BBC engineers see PLT knocking out DAB

Jim Morrow

the quality of the message matters too

apart from radio 3 there's essentially nothing on any uk radio that justifies or needs a high bit rate. if the content is shite it makes no difference what the bit rate is: it's just not worth listening to.

Richard Branson to prowl oceans' hadal depths in flying sub

Jim Morrow
Paris Hilton

which book?

> Read Branson's biography. It's ace!

is that the one tom bower wrote? you know, the one beardie tried to ban?

btw, are you *really* sure branson is investing his own money in this vanity project? so far all we've seen about his new toy/pr wheeze is vapourware.

paris icon 'cos she hasn't gone down deep either.

Dig deep! Radio asks taxpayers for blank cheque

Jim Morrow

backing winners

>>> Because Rupert Murdoch tends to back winners

er, no. the dirty digger tends to back stuff that makes him money or increases his power. this means he crushes the competition, even when it has a better offering. just like microsoft.

murdoch backs things that tend to win. this is not the same as backing winners.

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