* Posts by Jamie

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Oz couple served legal docs via Facebook

Jamie
Linux

Note to people

Who actually has or uses a facebook account.

2TB Caviar drive too good to be true?

Jamie
Paris Hilton

For heavens sake would someone think of the porn

For heavens sake would someone think of the porn.

Honesly I could keep all my "unlawful" porn away from the prying eyes of the gov't and my wife all at the same time.

Yeah.

Need I actually explain the choice for avatar.

Nintendo whacked with $5m Wii strap lawsuit

Jamie
Linux

IDIOT

I own a WII and first thing is if you are going to swing something around then make sure you grip it. Second who is her son, the worlds strongest man to bust the strap and cause the wiimote to fly into a TV and bust it.

Definite con to get money.

Leeds Council loses kids details

Jamie
Linux

Wikileaks

OK putting this information on there is not the best but if I found something like the dossier that was left on the tube. First stop is a internet cafe with 20£-40£ for photocopying and scanning, then upload to Wikileaks, and finally an envelope so it can be mailed back to some gov't office.

If this process is carried out it would not take long for the gov't to get thier ass in gear and stop this practice of hiring complete idiots.

Ofcom rules on Clarkson strumpet gag

Jamie
Linux

OMG

Is it actually possible, a gov't ("INDEPENDENT") panel has used common sense, maybe there is hope for the world.

Aussie convicted over Simpsons sex pics

Jamie
Linux

Just wait

Pretty soon you will be jailed for writing stories that contain plots, and imagery that although repulsive is only in the mind of the author and those that read it.

Wait those rules are already here.

Lego terrorist threatens democracy

Jamie
Linux

Only one thing wrong with this

I just went to the stie to see about getting a couple to stand guard over my work and home desk but the site is down due to high demand. This was at 10:41 GMT 08/12/08.

Boss frogmarches bound employee to cop shop

Jamie
Linux

Gotta love Britian

People over here make fun of the Yanks for having half-assed laws like this.

Someone commits a crime against you, and you get charged.

VAT fraudster must repay £26m

Jamie
Linux

Proves where the gov'ts priorities are

Steal money from the Gov't and they will lock you up for life.

Abuse or kill a child and you will be out in 3-5 years.

Long live the New World Order.

Teen hacker confesses three-year crime spree

Jamie
Linux

I was wondering

As I was reading the story I was wondering why in the world was he confessing to everything, then I saw the last paragraph and understood why. He wanted the light sentence that will come with stating he was wrong and he did all those things.

French record labels sue, um, SourceForge

Jamie
Linux

Ban any media that is capable of transporting illegal material

Cars

Trains

Planes

Public Transportation

Mobile Phones

Memory Sticks

Flash Drives

Laptops

Cassette tapes

the list can go on and on

Are you sure the left-wing nutty enviromentalist are not behind this.

BNP membership list leaks online

Jamie
Linux

Comment of losing my job

It does not matter which side of the fence you stand on in regards to this, but a man or woman should never have thier job put in jeopardy over thier political leaning.

If there is one thing I will take with me to the grave from my service is that everyone should have the right to free speech, no matter how it may make you sick.

El Reg seeks top net neologism

Jamie
Linux

Was going to say none

But then I noticed the word twatdangle and the reference to Paris.

Hence that is the only word that I would approve.

US Justice Department free to track mobile phone users

Jamie
Linux

Any wonder why

I believe that in order for a politician to be truthful they would need to be dead first. If the politician can still speak then they cannot tell the truth.

All men are created equal;

Some are more equal than others.

Sun gives StarOffice ninth life

Jamie
Linux

Star vs. Open

I used Star Office for quite a while until Sun decided they would start charging at which point I went to a flacky MS Office. Stayed there until I noticed Open at which point I switched and have not looked back.

Universities reject Stasi role

Jamie
Linux

Goose-stepping through the halls of higer learning

need I say more.

Preventive policing? Don't even think about it

Jamie
Linux

Hope the money over here is cleaner than in the US

Hope the money over here is cleaner than in the US and Canada. I know I have used bills to pay for things after having partaken in some herbs. And I am just one person. Now I use that money to pay for service at say a petro station. The worker then goes to a pub and is denied access as he touched money I gave him.

Oh, my naysayers, not enough residue on my money to cause this. I won't be the only person going to that station who uses. Over time it will happen.

Let all bow as the Ivory Tower Knobkockies bring in the new Minority Report.

Webcast quango: One-third of UK teachers are creationists

Jamie
Linux

Purpose of education

The purpose of education is not to teach you facts but to teach you how to think and make decisions.

Also in regards to creationism how can anyone state whether this is possible or not. The universe was created in 7 days. I don't think anyone out there is God so how do you know how long it took. Time is relative and something which we have designed. If you are an omnipotent, omnipresent being would you judge the passage of time by 24 hour clock. I we lived on a different planet in this solar system alone we would not use a 24 hour clock as it would not work for the rotation of the planet. We also would not use a 365 days for a year as it takes either longer or shorter for the planet to circumnavigate the sun.

Just something to think about before you start the flaming.

MP calls for Jezza Clarkson's head

Jamie
Linux

Bleeding Heart Nut-Jobs

First of all, lorry drivers unions have come out backing Jeremy on this.

Second no MP or anyone working in any gov't position should state something like, this is a sackable offence after the crap they pull.

Third, bet all the complaints have been made by middle and working class women who have nothing better to do, with thier children grown and not wanting them around anymore.

Jezza Clarkson cops flak for 'truckers murder strumpets' gag

Jamie
Linux

Get a damn life you lazy bastards

Jeremy made a comment that upset some people. Did he upset the people the comment were about. No, instead he upset a bunch of tree hugging, pansy waist, do-gooders who do more harm than anyone else.

Free WinMo 7 phones to lure punters to desktop Windows 7

Jamie
Linux

Win mobile

I have Windows Mobile on my phone for the sole reason that I will not get a iPhone as Windows in not even that restrictive. And Symbian is a pain in the ass to get things working like GPS.

As soon as a reasonable Linux phone hits the market I will switch and not look back. If the phone and software has bugs so be it. All software has bugs, it is whether they take away from all the advantages.

Bank of England prescribes 'boredom'

Jamie
Linux

Common Sense

I moved to this country in 2004 and have been unemployeed for a total of 5 working days, that was when I first moved here.

During that time I have seen house prices double and triple in certian areas based on the idea that people were getting between 4-10 times thier annual salary.

If you wanted something and did not have the money then get a credit card and put it on that. Then when the interest free period ran out change to a different card.

It is these policies that have caused this issue. It is not just the gov't or banks to blame but everyone for wanting it all now without having to wait a little while so you can afford it.

Buy a house and you can make a load of money by doing a little work and selling for an inflated price. Thing is there is a limited amount of credit and it will dry up but noone beleive me when I stated that.

I stated 3 years ago that the housing market would crash and had people at my last job laugh at me. They kept saying that the immigrants will need houses and that is why the market is growing so quickly. Wrong the market was growing so quickly because they were giving mortgages to people who should not have gotten them.

And he is just stating that we look like we may be heading for a recession, a depression is a lot more like it. Only difference between this and the 90s' is that this is global and not down to one or two countries.

Hoon: Not building überdatabase would be terrorist licence to kill

Jamie
Linux

Banging on my drum again

I have always stated that the only good and honest politician is dead. they are not too be trusted, and will do anything to protect themselves while selling everyone else up the river.

You will protect my life from terrorist by taking away all my rights which is all the terrorist want to do, thus letting them win anyway.

Too bad Guy Fawkes did not succeed.

Only thing scarier than a terrorist is the nutjobs currently in Westmister.

Serial troll bitchslaps Reg hack

Jamie
Linux

I agree with him on one point

Databases are not scarey, nor is the informaiton stored in a database.

The scarey point is what is done with the information and who has access to it.

I could take all the information for all people living in the UK and put it in a database and lock it away in a cellar. No one would have any issue with this as there is no way it would be used against you.

I belive (this is my opinion for those dumb people) that the issue is who is going to have access and what the information is used for. He is one of those people who would honestly believe that he gov't would never do anything to harm it's citizens.

Apple rattles legal sabre at Canadian tech school

Jamie
Linux

Irony

It was not that long ago that Maccy had this type of arguemnet with Macca and the Beatles Trust regarding the use of Apple and music. There while the shoe was on the other foot they argued that there could be no confusion.

Wonder if they will get upset if the school in this case uses thier own arguements against them.

3 threatens, T-Mobile shoots on late payments

Jamie
Linux

What is the problem??

You take out a mobile and sign a contract stating that you are going to pay this much on this date every month. If you want to do Direct Debit then fine, if not fine. I do not think that you should be charged extra for either, or given a discount if you choose one over the other. It should be the same price. But if you wish to pay late then why should they not charge you fees for it. By paying late it is your problem not thiers, they are in the business to make money not to dance around hoping someone pays a bill.

If you are suppose to get paid on the last day of every month, would you not expect the money by the last day. Would you not be upset if you are paid a couple of days late. Just becuase they are bigger does not mean they do not need the money as they do have a lot bigger bills to pay.

Chrysler grows iPod Peapod

Jamie
Linux

Freeway???

Won't be able to go on the freeway as they do not have airbags. Sorry but if they can only do a top speed of 25MPH then they should not be used on any major roads at all, as they are only going to impeed traffic and cause more congestion.

US Army unit deployed to home front

Jamie
Linux

For Testing Purposes

Maybe Bush and Co are a bit more paranoid that first imagined. Meybe they have finally realized that the current economic environment mixed in with some bad weather, could lead to some serious civil issues.

Would not disbeleive that they have pushed through secretly a bill that will allow the Army to be used against the public.

I mean it was Bush that stated he is forever thinking of better ways to harm Americans.

Dell launches monster quad-core notebook

Jamie
Linux

Funny

Could not find this on the website for Dell. Guess they have put it in hiding as they do with everything else that will run something other than Windows.

BitTorrent crackdown cops fail to pay music copyright fees

Jamie
Linux

Multi-level law system grows.

Just more proof that the justice system is split up with different forms of justice depending on status/money/job.

TalkTalk ad slapped for misleading on LLU

Jamie
Linux

Why compalin???

You are better off not being able to get Talk Talk anyway as thier support is useless and the packages are not even that good.

Oz woman held hostage by pugnacious porker

Jamie
Linux

Oh, a magical wonderful beast.

Oh, a magical wonderful beast.

BOFH: Remote access malarkey

Jamie
Paris Hilton

How true.

I can surf the net and play games, or access a machine remotely to see what some beancounter has been doing. Honestly, unless the machine is owned by Paris there is not a prayer of the user peaking my interest enough.

Dell offers XP option for £44k

Jamie
Linux

Bet they are in cahoots with MS

This sounds like a conspiracy setup wtih MS so they can help ride the current economic troubles.

'Idiot' pulls cables, downs ISPs at Telecity

Jamie
Linux

BOFH

This is something I could have seen being written about in a BOFH article, where the PFY did it to piss off management, but not in real like. Who would have thought any IT personnel could be so stupid.

Sky drops download limit and tops satisfaction poll

Jamie
Linux

One-way modems

I use to work as tech support in the US and one of the locations had users with one-way modem. If you wanted always on you would need an extra phone line. But for this you got downloads over satelitte and uploads over phone lines. This would mean some customers getting connection speeds at rediculous levels compared to other Cable and ADSL packages at 3 and 4 times the cost.

Jamie
Linux

Com'on Plus.net

I currenlty have Plus net and will stick with them until the new year to see what happens. I currently have unlimited during off-peak and a 20GB limit during Peak times of 16:00-23:59. But I have to say with this package it is becoming more enticing to leave and move everything to Sky.

Axon takes 100mpg wonder car for a spin

Jamie
Linux

Could be nice, but...

if this new design is so light weight what will it be like if you do a lot of motorway miles. I drive about 50-60 miles each day to and from work. I would not want to be on the motorway in a car that will feel everybit of wind. That would end up causing issues especially in the winter when it is really windy on parts of the M4.

Fancy a shattering ORG45M for £150k?

Jamie
Paris Hilton

The Sun taking the high moral ground

Come on, that is like Paris condemning some other tart for being promiscuos.

DfT rounds up Road-Pricing 2.0 contractors

Jamie
Linux

Road pricing, no problem

I have an issue with road pricing on the basis that the main reason our twats in gov't want it is to watch our every move just in case. If they are really trying to combat congestion start putting actual police on the roads to start nailing illegal drivers and those idiots who seem to think the road laws don't apply to them as they drive Mercs or Beamers.

Confirmed: HTC's big-screen Touch HD smartphone

Jamie
Linux

I have a dream...

that one day a manufacturer will come out with a phone that is not tied to a single OS and I can install a Linux distro yet still be able to use the phone without all the additional crap on Windows.

S'kiddies light-up LHC website

Jamie
Linux

Petunias????

I think it is more likely that this glorious orb would be turned into a whale plummetting to it's death wondering why it is plummetting to it's death.

The EU is out to get you, after all

Jamie
Linux

Last time this type of database was kept on civilians

Would someone please take a quick look back over the past 100 years and find out when this type of information and detail was kept about civilians and what was done with that information.

Western Digital's 2.5-inch to hit 1TB by early 2010

Jamie
Linux

bout time

It is about time that they give this idea up and try to get SSD up to the same sort of storage.

Lenovo drops web sales of Linux machines

Jamie
Linux

Dell?

I have given up on the idea of finding the elusive mythological Linux box from Dell.

Coventry fans blue over 'hackable' cashless payment system

Jamie
Flame

nothing to worry about

Who would honestly want to go watch a Coventry game, let alone be such a fan they purchase this.

Let the flaming begin.

Ex-Verizon techie cuffed for 5,000 'chat' line calls

Jamie
Linux

you know it is a geek site when

You have to put in a bootnote stating that the calculations are based on a 52 week year, otherwise people reading would do calculations and state you made a mistake.

Today is not Hadron Collider Day

Jamie
Linux

One quick question, please correct me if I am wrong.

This device is suppose to contain something like 16,000,000 magnets making it the most powerful magnet in the world. This powerful magnet is underground around one of the biggest banking districts in the world. Unless something drastic has happened lately banks rely on computers for pretty well everything including when to use the bathroom. Computers and magnets do not go well together.

Ballerinas and fish-gutters beat techies in UK immigration race

Jamie
Linux

Loads of IT

If that is the case then I hate to see what they would call a shortage. Every week I get at least one offer from a company to work for them on either a consultant basis or full time. Been in this country for almost 5 years was out of work for the first 5 days after which I had to look for work or go crazy.

Usually in a recession or downturn in the economy IT are the first to go but I get just as many requests now as ever.

Ubuntu zoo preps for new arrival

Jamie
Linux

Ubuntu 9.10

I nominate the name Busty Beaver for 9.10.

It has a nice catchy name and it will also help appeal to all the geeks out there who want girlfriends but are afraid of girls.

Before anyone jumps on it 9.11 or 10.0 will be called Lusty Lynx. Then they could use Paris as an icon for the menu button.

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