45 posts • joined Monday 11th February 2008 15:38 GMT
Send your name to Mars
Why oh why would we want to do that?
Just cos it's normal for London doesn't make it acceptable.
Is there any need to take the piss out of this?
Not Marmalade -you're just being funny
But I would say that a thixotropic gel would be just the ticket.
Looks like a Citroen DS to me.
I'm thinking that I'd not want to be the one tasked with collecting the sperm..
Cross the beams
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm a little fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing here. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal!
Nice one Lewis..
However, if a "wavefront of nonexistence would spread out only at light speed", then you hardly be able to see it coming would you?
Am I a bit thick or summat?
"There's also no better way to show your significant other you care than firming up the odds of her getting cancer."
I remember the saying...
"There's no fool like an old fool"
Ha ha ha ha ha
Exhaust gas recirculation seems like a great way to make it fall out of the sky (assuming it can get there in the first place)
Paris, because she knows when to blow and when to suck...
Thanks for this line :)
"The secret raygun project couldn't resist a hint as to where they got their new technology"
Gits the lot of them
P4U sold my other half and 18 month 3G contract on the 3 network, despite the fact that there is no coverage where we live. They told her there was ;(
When she went back and complained, they simply set the phone to only find GSM networks.
S60 ? Oh dear
"Unconfirmed reports suggest Nokia's would-be iPhone killer will run on the Symbian S60 platform."
That'll mean that bluetooth connection and contact sync to cars will be broken then, just like the N95.
"It's a bit like Star Trek, if I were in charge the first two things I'd do would be to turn off the holo-deck and turn off Data."
A barrel roll cannot be done in *any* aircraft by sole use of ailerons.
A barrel roll requires positive g throughout, including when the aircraft is inverted. This is accomplished by pulling back on the stick to generate increased g, and also needs a higher than normal entry speed to the maneouver.
and while I'm at it..
"despite holding far less IPR assets there"
fewer IPR assets, not less.
Get a grip you lot
This guy invented caller ID lookup in 1988, patented it, then licensed it to the major phone companies.
Years later another phone maker comes to the market and decides it doesn't want to pay him for his invention which has become now so successful that *everybody* thinks it is obvious.
Well they do have a choice.. Either license his invention, or don't use it.
That's it. Nothing else to get excited about. It's just another day in patent licensing.
@ Which Gas
It's given on the website linked in the article.. perfluorocarbons
It looks different enough to me.
It's been updated..
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