* Posts by kain preacher

2302 posts • joined 4 Apr 2007

Canned laughter for Canadians selling cans of air at $15 a pop

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Re: Is it April the 1st?

Since when does stupidity have a nationality ?

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Why is the smart home insecure? Because almost nobody cares

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Idiot of Things IoT

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Conference Wi-Fi biz fined $750k for jamming personal hotspots

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Now fine the hotels that used them

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Brit-educated bloke takes Dept of Homeland Security's infosec reins

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Just few IRS agents, DMV employees and fuck ton of TSA agents.

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So can we Americans trade some of our civil servants to the UK ?

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Cop shops mock cop for cop stop flop: He'll cop it for copping it up - top cop

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Re: Plus hobby cops

Some many thin gs wrong with that statement . You need to be finger printer and back ground down by the DOJ, The DOJ also has to certified the police force. If the DOj decided to de cert LAPD there would be no more LAPD. All police force.; in the US has to bow down to the DOJ. You can't call yourself a police officer if the dept is not certified, even if the dpt is just one man.

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John McAfee cuffed by Tennessee cops, faces drug-driving, gun rap

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Re: Perry Mason always gets you off...

hey can get a court order to test his blood.

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UK.gov wants to stop teenagers looking at tits online. No, really

kain preacher

I think I'd have and easier time convincing people god exist then stopping teen age boys from looking at net porn

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FBI probe physical intrusions into Californian internet cables

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Re: Gut feeling?

We have had union memberss up for new contracts and cables got cut.

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Layoff-happy Capita charges staff to use cutlery in canteens

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You know if I worked f for a company that did this I would be looking for a new job/ To me this signals that they are in financial distress.

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Re: And the problem is?

Did you miss the part were it said they could not bring their on forks and knifes?

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Beyond the Grave: US Navy pays peanuts for Windows XP support

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Re: Windows for Warships

Actually the rule is you must maintain it for ten years from date of purchase.

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Hackers exploit fresh PC hijack bug in Adobe Flash Player, the internet's screen door

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Re: Kill it with fire

"Are we talking deeper magic from before the dawn of time here?"

Yes

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Re: Kill it with fire

It's going to take ancient magic to kill that thing. Fire will just give it a tan.

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10 things you need to avoid SNAFUs in your data centre

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How the hell do you make that mistake?Not working on Wednesday.

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ISIS command post obliterated after 'moron' jihadi snaps a selfie, says US Air Force

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I think I typed the reg but got the onion instead.

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Couple sues estate agent who sold them her mum's snake-infested house

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When I bought my house I was fortunate that father is a carpenter and my brother is electrician. The both caught stuff the inspector missed. My brother being sparky also told them this is what going to cost to bring the wiring up to code. It took to months but the bank caved when brother called in the city inspector.

being relator to people are in the trades is great.

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Google and Microsoft, sitting in a tree,
L I C E N S I N GEE!

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Re: Microsoft + Google partnership

And the the daily double shows up. How much would you like to wager ?

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FTC slaps orders on alleged diet pill spamvertising scam scum

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Wait ?

There were actually dumb enough to operate inside of the US ? I thought the first rule of spamming was to set up in a country that did not care.

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Why don't you rent your electronic wireless doorlock, asks man selling doorlocks

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Bad Crack

Any one that rents one of these things should be in the phyc ward or in drug rehab. Oh renting a thermostat is equally crazy.

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OS X Yosemite still open to Rootpipe hijacking, says ex-NSA bod

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Re: Ah, Goodie!

Why look for new exploits when the old ones still work ?

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Watch: Nasty JPEG pops corporate locks on Windows boxes

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Tried it, didn't work

I hope your computer is not near a widow with the curtains open.

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US Navy's LOCUST DRONE CANNON is like death SWARMED up

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metal storm

Metal storm would take care of these drones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjGbOyd2ek

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Snowden dump details Canadian spies running false flag ops online

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Re: They drink beer and whisky, just like us

Um they can vote for president in Puerto Rico ..Puerto Ricans are full US citizen. If they move to a state they can vote in state and federal election.

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Australian online voting system may have FREAK bug

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diebold

Awhile back California was flirting with the idea of electronic voting. They asked the university of Standford to look at code that ran on the machine. Die bold said no and that was the end of electronic voting .

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Apple: Those security holes we fixed last week? You're going to need to repatch

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So if apple does not get it fixed in 90 days is google going to spill the beans on the exploit ?

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Cops cuff Colorado girl for allegedly poisoning mum after iPhone ban

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Re: It is Ma that needs help here

Who said it's moms fault. Sound like she is raising psychopath. If that is the case no amount parenting can fix that . If she is a true psychopath there is very little therapy can do. You can't make a person start liking people. You can't make a person feel empathy. She has 3 choice is life. Become criminal, CEO or politician.

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Zombie SCO shuffles back into court seeking IBM Linux cash

kain preacher

This law suit has lasted longer then the company. What does it take ? silver sword to cut the head off and chop the corpse into pieces, then scatter the remains around the world.

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Data centre dangers: Killing a tree and exploding a UPS

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I think Dave 32 is the winner. Manged to bork parts of a state. Good job mate :)

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Yahoo! wheels! out! password! on-demand! service! for! simpletons!

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Re: So...

except my phone allows me to and revive calls via the net. So wi fi is goo enough.

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UK call centre linked to ‘millions’ of nuisance robo-calls raided by ICO

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Punishment should be sleep deprivation. Put them in a cement room with 200watt lights always on and a inch of standing water. Every time they fall a sleep blast an air horn followed by a jolt from a stun belt. After a week they will of learned their lesson or gone insane.

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Systemax CEO closes 31 retail stores in US as losses widen

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Re: never heard of 'em

Neither have I, and I bet that's why they are going under. No one has heard of them.

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RIP Leonard Nimoy: He lived long and prospered

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How much

do want to bet that there will some folks dressed up in star trek uniforms, a few volcan too

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'Lenovo, Superfish put smut on my system' – class-action lawsuit

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3 easy stop to stop this.

1.) make them send out a windows home premium CD to every on with a separate windows key. Do this for for all past systems up to windows 7 and from now own force them to give you a separate windows premium CD with a key.

2.) make them refund cost of the lenvo lap top

3.) make them pay for the choice of a new laptop for their victims capped at $5000.

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US drug squad cops: We snooped on innocent Americans' phone calls too!

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Re: how many of them went to jail

Remember how the NSA and the DEA were besties illegally sharing info illegally ? Why would this shock any one,

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Forget Hillary, HP's ex CARLY FIORINA 'wants to be next US Prez'

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Re: Anyone can be president...

"No, you have to be born in the USA."

You must be native born. One is considered native born if

one of your parents must be a US citizen and asserted you US citizen rights before you turn 18.

http://travel.state.gov/content/travel/english/legal-considerations/us-citizenship-laws-policies/citizenship-child-born-abroad.html

http://www.uscis.gov/us-citizenship/citizenship-through-parents

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Call the Commish! Ireland dragged into Microsoft dispute over alleged drug traffic data

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Thats like telling schizophrenic that the meds are to help him not control his brain

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Fake antivirus scams: It's a $120m business – and alleged ringleaders have just been frozen

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Re: So the companies might stop trading

I had guy call me up and some how I pissed him off. H e said are you farking(think farking ice holes ref with me. I didn't get it the first he said you heard me you think you are smarter then me. I said why yes I am I've done real IT work, oh and ye the why this phone call is being recorded. He finally hung up when I implied I worked for the FBI.

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Uber exec wanted to sic private dicks on critics ... Hey, Emil Michael, COME AT US, bro

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Dead reporters

If a few reporters wind up dead you know were to look. If he is already that bat shit insane, that's just the next level.

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SEX BEAST SEALS may be egging each other on to ATTACK PENGUINS

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Inter species rape

Are you sure the researchers didn't blow their budget , got drunk and wandered into a Japanese comic book store.

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If you're suing the UK govt, Brit spies will snoop on your briefs

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Here in the states the CIA spied on congress members and staffers PCs, that were looking into the CIA spying on US citizens.

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ICO warns UK broadcasters over filming using drones

kain preacher

Hmmm could you use a laser to burn out the optics on the camera ?

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Routine WHAT NOW? Bank of England’s CHAPS payment system goes TITSUP

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This really CHAPS my hide.

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Beardie Branson backs Blockchain's Bitcoin bandwagon

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I was shocked when my when I found out that I can now pay my dish bill in bit coins. Looks like this is not a fad after all. I expect governments to try and shut it down soon.

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Marriott fined $600k for deliberate JAMMING of guests' Wi-Fi hotspots

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You know those Alphabet Boys might have a few questions for this chap.

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US Attorney Gen latest to roast Apple, Google mobe encryption

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Re: Correction...

I should of been clear. I meant all civil liberties . A police state does not work well with freedoms. Wounder who down voted me ?

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Any one that says think of the kids should lose their job and, oh wait Eric is leaving. Expect more BS to come out his lips. So because the cops are lazy and or can't doing their job I should lose my civil liberties ?

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Microsoft on the Threshold of a new name for Windows next week

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I think apple wants thier OS back. At least they did not call it windows X or X windows.

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obvious choice

Windows beta ver 0.90

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How about using car names . Windows the Edsel edition.

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