Posts by Simon White

@ Ascylto

Sincerely, my Dad is called R White. Sadly, he don't make lemonade.

However, I don't want your overpriced brick, sorry Jesus phone, because I have an iPod Touch - costs less, has the same functionality except for the phone and holds more on it.

Anyway, I'm returning your iPhone into your coat pocket as I realised it was an overpriced brick.

I'll get me coat once more...