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Yes, the BBC still uses FTP. And yes, a Russian crook hacked the server

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FAIL

Brandon Butterworth

His fault.

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Snowden leak journo leaks next leak: NSA, GCHQ dying to snoop on your gadgets mid-flight

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Re: Booom!!!!

What the FUCK?

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Mushroom

Booom!!!!

A reasonable sized bomb / missile should take care of the NSA.

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Security guru Bruce Schneier to leave employer BT

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Re: Sigh.

Yeah - I'll bet he 'stimulated' you.

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Re: Sigh.

That's faint praise!

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FAIL

Sigh.

bruce is an insufferable twat as anyone who's ever had to work him will know.

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Linux Voice journos hit crowdfunding target

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Re: Linux

No. Straight people use BSD.

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Assange flick The Fifth Estate branded 'WORST FILM OF THE YEAR'

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Worst film of the year?!

Have you seen Pacific Rim or Man of Steel?

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GCHQ was called in to crack password in Watkins child abuse case

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Re: 'cracked the password'

As it was NTAC I'm fairly certain it was accompanied by plenty of child porn.

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Facebook's Zuckerberg: US gov 'blew it' on mass surveillance

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FAIL

Hardly news.

Irritating asshat talks bollocks. That is all.

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Richard Stallman decides Emacs should go WYSIWYG

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Emacs. Really?

I thought it was only furry toothed cobol programmers who still bothered with this dated crap. Sort your self out Stallman - it's no longer the 1980s.

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Firefox reveals new look: rounded rectangles

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Gimp

Rounded corners?

Apple won't like that.

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Tim Cook stands firmly behind pro-LGBT, anti-discrimination law

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Alert

There's no dignity....

....in letting another man bugger you.

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GCHQ hijacked LinkedIn profiles to hack Belgian telecoms network – report

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The headlines to come.....

CESG / GCHQ CHECK scheme thoroughly corrupt and set up to spy on government departments and business alike.

PGP pwned.

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Anonymous threatens cyberwar with Anonymous

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Retard vs. Retard

Nothing to add, really.

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Fury as OS X Mavericks users FORCED to sync contact books with iCloud

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Trollface

Re: Nanny knows best

Obvious troll is obvious.

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Re: Nanny knows best

Better bling envious than penis envious.

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Thought you didn't need to show ID in the UK? Wrong

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Facepalm

You need ID to get on a plane or into the Palace.

No fucking shit.

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The Raspberry Pi: Is it REALLY the saviour of British computing?

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Re: Whats the Pi for?

Take your lithium you fruit cake.

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WTF?

The Raspberry Pi: Is it REALLY the saviour of British computing?

Answer: No.

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Shy, bashful HUMPBACK DOLPHINS expose themselves to boffins

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FAIL

Nearly.

Reading the title I was like wow! They actually said scientist and not boffin!

It got retarded fast though.

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Brit bloke busted over backdoor blagging of US troops' data

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Trollface

Lauri Love?

That's a hooker name.

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Hate data fees but love your HD slab? Here's a better way to pay for bytes

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MPs to grill Facebook: You're going to let our teens do WHAT?

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Facepalm

Another waste of space MP trolling for headlines.

Facebook should tell them to shove their 'invitation'.

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Look out, fanbois! EVIL charger will inject FILTH into your iPHONE

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FAIL

What a bunch of shit weasels.

That is all.

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Forget tax bills, here's how Google is really taking us all for a ride

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FAIL

Re: ATTENTION COMMENTARDS

Gaz the journo should be sacked for being a giant tard, the shill.

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NORKS says USA attack took it offline ... as if anyone could tell

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Facepalm

Dos?

Packeting North Korea with a kilostream would take them offline. Maybe dear leader just tripped over the power cable.

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BT's shock new wheeze: Make phone calls from smartphones

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FAIL

Re: Read the first line and gave up...

Aren't you an enthusiastic shill then?

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Chinese student fails job interview because of iPhone

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Fuck china

etc

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Pirate cops bust LITTLE GIRL, take her Winnie-the-Pooh laptop

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"We need a precedent in the EU to use against the media barons..."

Exactly. It would be nice to see the EU as beneficial to people rather than corporations but don't hold your breath.

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iPhone senses you typing on table, bit of wood etc, turns vibes to text

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Stop

I'm calling bullshit on this

For all the obvious reasons.

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UN internet talkshop to meet, blue helmets still not poised to invade USA

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Apple's 13-inch Retina MacBook torn asunder for your pleasure

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Theresa May gets a smile out of Gary McKinnon at last

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"The Americans are NOT happy about it. "

I'm fairly certain that this decision was made in close consultation with the US. It was an ongoing pain in the ass for everyone.

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Anonymous turns on 'one man Julian Assange show' Wikileaks

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Facepalm

The blind leading the blind

Anonymous are no better than Assange i.e. a bad running joke.

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Assange chums must cough up £93,500 bail over embassy lurk

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Facepalm

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

That is all.

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Apple iPhone 5 review

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FAIL

Apple pay everyone to pimp their kit

Nothing new here.

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Facebook wunderkind admits share price Zuck-up on stage

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What a

cocksuck3r.

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'GNOME people are in total denial about what their problem is'

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Mushroom

How? Why?

How do you steal 5000 tons of anything?

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Why is the iPhone so successful? 'Cause people love 'em

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IT Angle

Baahhhh.....

Sheep are entitled to their opinion I guess.

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Why GNOME refugees love Xfce

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WTF?

Wow

People STILL use Linux? That's just nuts.

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SSL authority stops issuing certificates following breach

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Holmes

Agreed - it's such an easy problem to fix I'm actually afraid I might hurt myself writing it down.

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FAIL

The Dutch are useless at security

See title

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Steve Jobs' last words: 'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.'

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As iPhone 4S battery suckage spreads, fixes appear

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Don't bother with that degree, say IT pros

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FAIL

Contratulations....

...on proving academics to be idiots.

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Google may exit China after 'highly targeted' attack

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FAIL

Don't be naive

If Google are pulling out of China it's because they're not profitable.

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Brown apologises for 'appalling' treatment of Turing

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Apology 2.0

When will we get one for Brown?

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