95 posts • joined 6 Feb 2008
What are they good for?
Amazon should pull out of France
Let the 5% of French people who can actually read go and try to find what they want in one of those quaint little corner stores. Maybe they can pick up a baguette on the way. Or order from Amazon Germany.
Third rate pen-testers
"Tutanota told The Register it had run an "extensive penetration test" during which cross-site scripting attacks were attempted. These tests [results PDF] were carried out by Syss GmbH,"
Good to know who to avoid in the future.
That NASA astronaut will come in handy.
What? Wind and rain? Maybe you should do a David Copperfield over the Thames next time - clearly more suited to it.
Re: Prevailing winds
"Still not many of us ElReg readers would want to venture out there."
That's called common sense.
Nintendo are to blame
Not enough man on man action on their consoles.
Exactly - I can’t believe we live in a world where a computer games manufacturer has to apologise for not including man on man action. Bizarre.
That’s not the case is it?
Another Brian Martin fail
This guy is a complete and utter douche and works for BT.
What the FUCK?
A reasonable sized bomb / missile should take care of the NSA.
Yeah - I'll bet he 'stimulated' you.
That's faint praise!
bruce is an insufferable twat as anyone who's ever had to work him will know.
No. Straight people use BSD.
Worst film of the year?!
Have you seen Pacific Rim or Man of Steel?
Re: 'cracked the password'
As it was NTAC I'm fairly certain it was accompanied by plenty of child porn.
Irritating asshat talks bollocks. That is all.
I thought it was only furry toothed cobol programmers who still bothered with this dated crap. Sort your self out Stallman - it's no longer the 1980s.
Apple won't like that.
There's no dignity....
....in letting another man bugger you.
The headlines to come.....
CESG / GCHQ CHECK scheme thoroughly corrupt and set up to spy on government departments and business alike.
Retard vs. Retard
Nothing to add, really.
Re: Nanny knows best
Obvious troll is obvious.
Re: Nanny knows best
Better bling envious than penis envious.
You need ID to get on a plane or into the Palace.
No fucking shit.
Re: Whats the Pi for?
Take your lithium you fruit cake.
The Raspberry Pi: Is it REALLY the saviour of British computing?
Reading the title I was like wow! They actually said scientist and not boffin!
It got retarded fast though.
That's a hooker name.
Another waste of space MP trolling for headlines.
Facebook should tell them to shove their 'invitation'.
What a bunch of shit weasels.
That is all.
Re: ATTENTION COMMENTARDS
Gaz the journo should be sacked for being a giant tard, the shill.
Packeting North Korea with a kilostream would take them offline. Maybe dear leader just tripped over the power cable.
Re: Read the first line and gave up...
Aren't you an enthusiastic shill then?
- Updated HIDDEN packet sniffer spy tech in MILLIONS of iPhones, iPads – expert
- Peak Apple: Mountain of 80 MILLION 'Air' iPhone 6s ordered
- Students hack Tesla Model S, make all its doors pop open IN MOTION
- BBC goes offline in MASSIVE COCKUP: Stephen Fry partly muzzled
- PROOF the Apple iPhone 6 rumor mill hype-gasm has reached its logical conclusion