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Hi-tech Fagin couple used Apple scam cash to fly pickpockets to UK

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Alert

Romanians

What are they good for?

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Amazon France routes around free shipping ban with €0.01 charge

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Facepalm

Amazon should pull out of France

Let the 5% of French people who can actually read go and try to find what they want in one of those quaint little corner stores. Maybe they can pick up a baguette on the way. Or order from Amazon Germany.

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Another 'NSA-proof' webmail biz popped by JavaScript injection bug

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Third rate pen-testers

"Tutanota told The Register it had run an "extensive penetration test" during which cross-site scripting attacks were attempted. These tests [results PDF] were carried out by Syss GmbH,"

Good to know who to avoid in the future.

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Amazon begs Feds for drone test permission slip

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Trollface

That NASA astronaut will come in handy.

Enough said.

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Storm-battered Rockall adventurer recalls 'worst experience of my life'

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Trollface

Pusseywillow

What? Wind and rain? Maybe you should do a David Copperfield over the Thames next time - clearly more suited to it.

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Facepalm

Re: Prevailing winds

"Still not many of us ElReg readers would want to venture out there."

That's called common sense.

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Oh, wow. US Secret Service wants a Twitter sarcasm-spotter

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TrueCrypt considered HARMFUL – downloads, website meddled to warn: 'It's not secure'

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That Snowden chap was SPOT ON says China

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Spanish village of 'Kill the Jews' votes for rebrand

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'Executed ex' of Norkers' bonkers Kim Jong-un rises FROM THE GRAVE

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Wolfenstein: The New Order ... BLAM-BLAM! That guard did Nazi that coming

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Samsung shares in stable condition after supremo's heart attack

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Nintendo are to blame

Not enough man on man action on their consoles.

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Nintendo says sorry, but there will be NO gay marriage in Tomodachi Life ... EVER

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Exactly - I can’t believe we live in a world where a computer games manufacturer has to apologise for not including man on man action. Bizarre.

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Re: Who?

That’s not the case is it?

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McAfee accused of McSlurping Open Source Vulnerability Database

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FAIL

Another Brian Martin fail

This guy is a complete and utter douche and works for BT.

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Yes, the BBC still uses FTP. And yes, a Russian crook hacked the server

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FAIL

Brandon Butterworth

His fault.

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Snowden leak journo leaks next leak: NSA, GCHQ dying to snoop on your gadgets mid-flight

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Re: Booom!!!!

What the FUCK?

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Mushroom

Booom!!!!

A reasonable sized bomb / missile should take care of the NSA.

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Security guru Bruce Schneier to leave employer BT

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Re: Sigh.

Yeah - I'll bet he 'stimulated' you.

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Re: Sigh.

That's faint praise!

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FAIL

Sigh.

bruce is an insufferable twat as anyone who's ever had to work him will know.

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Linux Voice journos hit crowdfunding target

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Re: Linux

No. Straight people use BSD.

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Assange flick The Fifth Estate branded 'WORST FILM OF THE YEAR'

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Worst film of the year?!

Have you seen Pacific Rim or Man of Steel?

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GCHQ was called in to crack password in Watkins child abuse case

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Re: 'cracked the password'

As it was NTAC I'm fairly certain it was accompanied by plenty of child porn.

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Facebook's Zuckerberg: US gov 'blew it' on mass surveillance

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FAIL

Hardly news.

Irritating asshat talks bollocks. That is all.

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Richard Stallman decides Emacs should go WYSIWYG

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Facepalm

Emacs. Really?

I thought it was only furry toothed cobol programmers who still bothered with this dated crap. Sort your self out Stallman - it's no longer the 1980s.

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Firefox reveals new look: rounded rectangles

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Gimp

Rounded corners?

Apple won't like that.

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Tim Cook stands firmly behind pro-LGBT, anti-discrimination law

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Alert

There's no dignity....

....in letting another man bugger you.

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GCHQ hijacked LinkedIn profiles to hack Belgian telecoms network – report

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The headlines to come.....

CESG / GCHQ CHECK scheme thoroughly corrupt and set up to spy on government departments and business alike.

PGP pwned.

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Anonymous threatens cyberwar with Anonymous

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Retard vs. Retard

Nothing to add, really.

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Fury as OS X Mavericks users FORCED to sync contact books with iCloud

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Trollface

Re: Nanny knows best

Obvious troll is obvious.

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Re: Nanny knows best

Better bling envious than penis envious.

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Thought you didn't need to show ID in the UK? Wrong

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Facepalm

You need ID to get on a plane or into the Palace.

No fucking shit.

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The Raspberry Pi: Is it REALLY the saviour of British computing?

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Re: Whats the Pi for?

Take your lithium you fruit cake.

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WTF?

The Raspberry Pi: Is it REALLY the saviour of British computing?

Answer: No.

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Shy, bashful HUMPBACK DOLPHINS expose themselves to boffins

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FAIL

Nearly.

Reading the title I was like wow! They actually said scientist and not boffin!

It got retarded fast though.

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Brit bloke busted over backdoor blagging of US troops' data

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Trollface

Lauri Love?

That's a hooker name.

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Hate data fees but love your HD slab? Here's a better way to pay for bytes

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MPs to grill Facebook: You're going to let our teens do WHAT?

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Facepalm

Another waste of space MP trolling for headlines.

Facebook should tell them to shove their 'invitation'.

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Look out, fanbois! EVIL charger will inject FILTH into your iPHONE

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FAIL

What a bunch of shit weasels.

That is all.

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Forget tax bills, here's how Google is really taking us all for a ride

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FAIL

Re: ATTENTION COMMENTARDS

Gaz the journo should be sacked for being a giant tard, the shill.

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NORKS says USA attack took it offline ... as if anyone could tell

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Facepalm

Dos?

Packeting North Korea with a kilostream would take them offline. Maybe dear leader just tripped over the power cable.

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BT's shock new wheeze: Make phone calls from smartphones

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FAIL

Re: Read the first line and gave up...

Aren't you an enthusiastic shill then?

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Chinese student fails job interview because of iPhone

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Thumb Up

Fuck china

etc

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